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Jasmine Jae has a good sense of humor. She said the kind of dates she likes to go on are, “Any date that ends up with me getting a dick in at least one of my holes.” She’s a double-penetration specialist like Cathy Heaven and Tigerr Benson. (Everybody’s a specialist these days, like doctors and lawyers.) “I love getting DP’ed. Both my holes getting filled at the same time is pretty much a guaranteed way to make me cum.”
Jasmine Jae likes at least two men working her over.
Princess Pumpkins shows how she squeezes her 32T boobs into bras, laying out a selection of her hooter holsters on the bed. When her bra try-outs end, Princess tickles her nipples and golden-haired pussy. “I’ve never found a bra big enough to fully fit,” Princess said. “My boobs are too big and my back is too small.” Keep in mind that Princess stands 5′ and her tits measure 50-inches.
Princesss Pumpkins has an incredible profile.
Vanessa Y.‘s scene is a little weird but the two-time Vmag Model of the Year winner always comes up with something different. This time she’s tied-up and gagged by an unseen, black-gloved mystery man. A red rope crisscrosses her body. The hands feel her up, play with her big boobs and bush and touch her nipples in P.O.V. When I first saw it, it reminded me of one of Dario Argento’s Italian thriller movies.
Vanessa Y. always comes up with different ideas. This one is kinky.
Dressed for success.
My boss has a chair that’s a little like that, but the tits…well, my boss is a man.
A long time ago, I did have a big-titted boss. I was working a part-time job as a typesetter, and my boss had huge naturals and never wore a bra. It was always cold in that office, and you know what that means. I’m sure she caught me checking her out a few times, her boobs jiggling like crazy in her tops. Didn’t matter to me since I didn’t care if I got fired. Her tits made the days a lot less boring. Maybe that was her intention.
Job incentives: 401K. Flexible hours. Paid vacation. Health plan. Boss with big tits.
New photos and a video of boss Joana Bliss go live today at SCORELAND.
Got any busty boss stories you’d like to share?
I did not get this kind of treatment after my bra thievery incident.
Holy crap, I can’t believe I’m about to make this confession, but we’re all friends here, right? And I think the statute of limitations on bra theft is less than 30 years, so I’m safe.
I had actually forgotten about this incident in my life. I was reminded of it only because Amaya May has a new hardcore posting today at SCORELAND, and it starts with Amaya finding one of her bras in a guy’s closet. As Elliot elegantly puts it, “This man is a bra thief!”
I thought, “What kind of man steals a woman’s bra?”
And I remembered, “You, Dave. You stole a woman’s bra!”
Yes, me! I did it! I confess!
And I got caught!
The embarrassing story goes like this: At the time, I was dating a girl who had nice tits but not big tits. She was living in a house with a girl who had HUGE tits and liked to show them off.
So, one morning after staying there the night before, I was in the bathroom, taking a shower, when I noticed the girl’s bra hanging over the sink. Those cups were the size of hammocks. I couldn’t resist. I slipped the bra into my overnight bag and absconded with it.
Well, about a month later, my girlfriend found it in the place where I was living. By that time, I had–ahem–used it several times.
The weird thing about it is that she didn’t bat an eye. She just said, “That’s not mine.” She didn’t ask whose it was. Maybe she already knew. Maybe a stolen bra alert had gone out in her house a few weeks earlier. I don’t know. That’s the weirdest part of the story…that my girlfriend didn’t seem bothered by this mysterious bra in my drawer.
You’re probably wondering what I did with the bra after I found it.
I did what any normal man would do: I hid it better.
Elliot asked Amaya if she’s ever caught a guy stealing one of her bras. She said, “I’ve caught guys sneaking a peek at the size of my bra!”
I do that all the time. I love bra tags.
Okay, we’re heading into TMI territory. Maybe we were already there.
How a woman puts her bra on tells you what kind of personality she has, according to body language expert Patti Wood.
Miss Wood is the author of Snap: Making the Most of First Impressions, Body Language, and Charisma. In her book, she explains that the way a woman puts on a bra relates to her personality.
“There are four distinct personality types–drivers, influencers, supporters, and correctors–who have unique ways of doing things,” wrote Miss Wood.
If a woman hooks her bra from the back:
She’s a supporter: “She sticks to tradition and follows along with what she’s been taught by mom and other influential females.”
If she hooks in front of her and twists the bra around:
She’s an influencer: “She likes to feel appreciated, supported and look the image that she’s projecting to the world, such as a business professional. She may own many different bras.”
If she wears a front loader:
She’s a driver: “She is a planner and researcher. She will not bother with hooks she can’t see. She will not make random purchases, including bras.”
If she pre-hooks her bra and slides it over her head:
She’s a perfectionist: “Everything must be done properly and the right way. She may not like attention.”
In our book, if you get to see a girl put her bra on (after she’s taken it off), you’re already at the point when you’re past wondering about her personality.
We have received several job applications to be Milly Marks' bra-fitter even though we never advertised that position.
Rachel also has a nice smile.
Seeing these pictures of Rachel Raxxx, who smothers a dude with her massive naturals and fucks today at SCORELAND, and Paige Turner, who puts on a bra show Sunday, reminds me that there was a time, maybe 60 or 70 years ago, when photos like these of girls in skimpy tops and bras were all that men got to see in men’s magazines. Spread pussy? No way. Fucking? Absolutely not! But then I realize that even today, most boob men, including myself, would have no trouble jacking to these photos.
Paige's bra doesn't know whether to laugh or cry. I know what to do.
Look at Rachel looking amazing in that halter top. She’s only 18 years old, and she has JJ-cup naturals. And she knows how to use them.
Look at Paige. Her bra is overwhelmed. How the hell are the straps not breaking? I can practically hear the hooks straining, screaming for release.
Speaking of screaming for release…
Respect that bra, Rachel. It does a lot of heavy lifting.
It’s not easy being Rachel Raxxx’s bra. Oh, sure, you get to be as close as possible to Rachel’s JJ-cup naturals all day and night, but can you imagine the strain?
Rachel returns to SCORELAND today with photos and a video. Also, Day 24 of our month-long Linsey Dawn McKenzie celebration.
What’s your favorite LDM photo set? Have any of you ever met Linsey, and, if so, where, and what happened? I think I’ve told this story, but I once interviewed Linsey while she was taking a bath. She was naked, of course. Elliot and I also once went out to dinner with Linsey and her sister Alyson, and you should’ve seen the looks on people’s faces when the busty sisters walked into the restaurant.
Casey Deluxe: a mommy model and a model mommy.
In the last segment of our pregnant Casey series filmed in Germany, Casey oils and massages her nine-month baby bump then showers. See her Sunday.
I’m happy to say Mom and baby are doing fine.
SCORELAND: Casey, congratulations. How is life since you gave birth?
Casey: It is a bit stressful but also very wonderful with the baby.
SCORELAND: What modeling plans do you have?
Casey: I will go on as before but now as a MILF model.
SCORELAND: What size are your boobs now?
Casey: I did not measure them but they have grown since the birth. My bra size is now 80K EU (36J US). I am wearing maternity bras.
SCORELAND: What is this activity about fans sending you pictures of their cocks cumming on your pictures?
Casey: Many fans jerk to my pictures and want to show me how horny they are for me with these pictures. I see it as a compliment and I’m happy about it when they show me their photos and videos.
More Casey at SCORELAND.
New mom Casey will continue to model.
Casey: December, 2014.
Micky has more cleavage than the average 10 women combined.
Okay, so the century is only 16 years old. I’m going to count the 20th century, too.
Micky Bells returns to SCORELAND today. She takes off her bra and takes a bath.
Tomorrow: Sandra Star hops on over to SCORELAND on Easter Sunday.
Have you ever finished jacking off to Micky before she even took off her top?
I'm jacking to Danni's big, brown boobs.
It’s funny how we think some people are busty, then we see them next to SCORE or V-Girls and we realize they aren’t as busty as they think. I’m willing to bet that even in her prime, Dolly Parton would have had a hard time qualifying for SCORE. Sofia Vergara? Forget about it.
Pam Grier, star of numerous blaxploitation flicks in the 1970s and then Jackie Brown? Not when you see what Pam Grier-lookalike and SCORE newcomer Danni Lynne has to offer.
Here’s that photo of Danni I’ve been promising for a while. Soon, you’ll get to see her naked. How soon is soon? January 31.
And I’m sure you have one more question. The answer is yes.