SCORE Girls featured this issue:
Plus “Scorecard” readers’ letters (Score@ScoreGroup.com), DVD Pick of the Month, Boob Beat, a Valory Irene interview and a new Otis Sweat painting
There are no national boundaries when it comes to loving big tits. The December 2015 SCORE proves it yet again with a collection of big-boobed girls gathered from around the world. Dedicated to giving tit men the best big-bust magazine in the world for over 20 years. No C-cup models posed to look bustier. No 35 pages of sex ads. The highest quality printing and photos.
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Dedicated SCORE fan Granamir in Mexico mixes his big-boob art with tricks and treats this Halloween week. We need some creepy music for this Blog. Granamir is also the author of the science-fiction novel Días de Silencio.
Can you ID any of the past and present SCORE Girls in some of his illustrations?
Thank you, Granamir.
Forbidden Planet Of Big Tits.
Mars Need Busty Women.
The Creature From The Black Lagoon Meets His Match.
The Crawling Eye Likes Tits.
The Martini Fairies.
Drac Likes Big Boobs.
Temple of the Mummy.
Granamir is back with another selection of big-boobed babes and hooter humor. One picture does tell more than a thousand words in his world. It’s the universal language of big tits in funny situations.
At the movies.
The big game.
At the aquarium.
Granamir sends his latest busty girl artwork from Mexico. The big-boob humor in his boob-toons needs no captions or speech balloons. They’re language and nationality-free and could be filmed as quickie TV skits. Thank you, Granamir, a man who loves bosomy babes and loves SCORE magazine and the SCORE Girls.
Fan artwork is always appreciated. Email your scans to firstname.lastname@example.org or mail them to SCORE Fan Art, 1629 NW 84 Ave, Miami, FL 33126.
He dreams of...
Off to see.
Catching a whopper.
Illustrator and SCORE fan Granamir sends his latest big-boobed art from Mexico. His work ranges from basic portraiture (Hitomi) to universally-understood big-boob humor that doesn’t need a caption or speech balloons. A girl’s huge tits rip through the newspaper she’s reading. A busty fisherwoman catches a busty mermaid. A busty artist gets too close to her canvas.
Send your fan artwork to the SCORELAND Blog by emailing your scans to email@example.com or mail them to SCORE Fan Art, 1629 NW 84 Ave, Miami, FL 33126. Thank you, Granamir.
Inspired by the spaghetti westerns of the '60s.
Red Riding Hood is no one to mess with.
Catch of the day.
This has never happened to a SCORE model.
You know her, you love her.
I love the combination of big tits, cartoons and humor. It’s hard to find big-boob cartoons these days. I can go from stressed to cracking up when I read one.
Ribald is the best word I can think of to describe this kind of humor. The TV equivalent would be the Charlie Sheen version of Two and A Half Men. If the cartoons were hardcore, they would lose their punch. Many of them seem barely PG, if they were rated by Hollywood movie standards.
We’re one of the last to publish this vanishing art.
I have some vintage men’s mags from the 1950s and ’60s, and the pages of the mags back then were loaded with them. That era provided lots of work for cartoonists.
Except for us, the guys who run big-boob sites today don’t appreciate art or toons.
Some of the situations in these toons could be great SCOREtv or video skits.
SCORE friend Granamir is inspired by the busty art in SCORE and Voluptuous. He likes to inject a rich dose of bodacious comedy into his illustrations, like this 50-foot giantess taking over a gas station. “I like to include sexy, naughty and busty humor,” Granamir says.
This is my kinda stuff.
If you want to submit your own fan artwork to the SCORELAND Blog, feel free to email your scans to firstname.lastname@example.org.
No shoes, no shirt? Big tits? No problem!
Skype? Nah. Let's go for a face-to-face office meeting.
Sirale debuted in a XXX scene last week at SCORELAND. Now she shows how she handles being The Hot Office Girl.
Our rating? A+.
Any guy can happily spend his days at the office with someone who looks like Sirale, especially if you were the chosen one to get pulled by her into an empty conference room (with a lock) for a titty hanging, booty popping lunch break.
Anyone have a co-worker who has tits like Sirale’s? Maybe she works down the hall. Maybe she’s the front-desk receptionist.
A few years ago, “Scorecard” received a letter from J.K. who faced an office hottie dilemma.
“I have kind of a predicament. I work with a lady who would be just perfect for Voluptuous. She has huge jugs, at least E-cups, probably even bigger. She’s also very attractive in the face and body, with long, blonde hair and blue eyes. As far as I know, she doesn’t have a steady boyfriend, but she does date quite a bit, but mostly the guys are jerks, to hear her tell it. What can we do to get her photographed? Since we work together, I’m afraid of getting into trouble if I approach her directly myself. I’m dying to see her naked, and having her pose may be the only way.”
Our answer was: How are we supposed to explain to her that we know she even exists? She would know someone who knows her told us about her. Maybe you could enlist the help of one of her female friends who you trust. When a woman tells another woman how great she looks and she should be a model, it goes over much better than when the same thing comes from a guy. Try to somehow subtly let your co-worker know about our website, SCOREModelsWanted.com.”
The philanthropy behind this letter touched me deeply. Here was a guy who wanted to help us out and, by default, the Boob Brotherhood of SCORE and Voluptuous readers instead of helping himself. He could have tried asking the office hottie out on a date or for a drink after work at the local happy hour watering hole, but instead he chose to be a Boob Bro. We never heard back from him, so his office hottie situation remained a mystery.
While I’m immersed in office hottie lore, here are some other office hotties that turn your brain into oatmeal.
The most famous farmer’s daughter in American history has to be the sexy yet virginal Daisy Mae from Al Capp’s Lil’ Abner comic strip. Actress Leslie Parrish played her in the 1959 movie version. Capp drew curvy babes like nobody’s business.
There was a slew of R-rated drive-in movies about farmers’ daughters in the ’70s made by a gent named Bethel Buckalew. His flicks were especially popular in the south.
Elly Mae Clampett never dressed like a farmer’s daughter in The Beverly Hillbillies. She was more of a tomboy and never showed skin. (I’ve read that the actress who played her is very religious.)
Otis Sweat has drawn his share of farmers’ fantasy daughters for fiction pieces in SCORE and V-mag.
I’ve often daydreamed about SCORE or V-mag Girls tricked out as country gals. They gotta be barefoot!
You’re a traveling salesman, okay? You’re in the boondocks (which is from the Philippine Tagalog word bundok, believe it or not) when your car breaks down in front of a house. You knock on the door and the man of the house, a farmer, answers the door. He lets you use his phone to call the local gas station but the mechanic has closed shop for the day. He’ll be back tomorrow morning. Now what? Well, according to the usual storyline, you’ll have to sleep in the farmer’s daughter’s bedroom. If that’s okay with you.
No problem there when the farmer’s daughter looks like Elaina Gregory! Right? I like those pig-tails. I think this is my second favorite Elaina pictorial. My first is called Knockout Knockers.
I’d like to see more farmers’ daughters at SCORELAND. I have a list of names.
Drop by SCORELAND on Saturday to see Elaina as the farmer’s daughter.
And if you run out of gas, you’ll have to stay overnight.
Y’all come back now, hear?
Aww, shucks, Elaina. Thanks for shuckin' your clothes.
Some of the situations that SCORE and V-mag magazine cartoonists come up with in their panels are worthy of SCOREtv skits and other videos.
Having a tough day? Here’s another selection of classic SCORE toons to make you BUST out laughing.
This sums it up.
On the job.
On the job again.