Categories for Confessions
How many things do you think you could stuff into Ashley’s cleavage, eh?
Originally published on August 14th, 2009.
Today I went to the boxing gym (Yes, I box. Not that Taebo bullshit, either. Real boxing.) and I met up with one of my sparring partners, Christina. She and I are great sparring partners because we both have big boobs. It’s kind of hard to box with big tits (they kinda get in the way), and I have to compensate when I block and throw punches and so does she, so it’s like we’re made for one another in the ring.
Well, when I met Christina at the gym today, she was already in her workout gear (sports bra, shorts and sneakers) and I asked to borrow her spare gloves. She told me they were in her car and then proceeded to put her entire hand into her bra and fish around in there until she pulled it out and produced her car keys. I am not talking about one key, either. I am talking about a key ring with about five keys on it. Then she said, “Can you do me a favor and put my phone in my car when you go?” and she reached back into her tits and pulled out her cell, too. Yeah…she had all that stuff tucked away in her tatas.
(I can’t lie…I tuck lots of stuff away in my cleavage, too.)
I just find it funny that chicks with big tits are like kangaroos, always tucking stuff away in their sweater-puppy pouches. I asked a few guys around the office if they’d ever seen a chick fishing around in her tits for something and they all said yes. In fact, one guy even said, “My ex-girlfriend once snuck an entire bottle of whiskey AND a camera into a concert in her tits.” Wow! I don’t care who you are, you all have to admit THAT is impressive.
I love the idea of the tit pocket so much that I once had Christy Marks head to South Beach, stuff her bra full of random items and stop strangers and ask them, “Guess what’s in my tits?” (Tits and games: The best entertainment.) lol
So, I guess what I am getting at is that tits are not only great headrests, cock holders, things to suck on and something to hold onto on the coldest of nights but also a great place to hold all of your stuff, too.
Three cheers for tits! Their diversity is excellent!
Today’s the day many SCORE Guys have waited three years to see.
Shelby Gibson‘s solo debut was on October 11, 2014.
Shelby did a Tits & Tugs & BJ with her favorite porn star, JMac, on November 6, 2015.
Today, November 16, Shelby does her first full-on hardcore scene with JMac.
For some, it’s a day they thought would never come.
Others managed to keep their faith and hope going.
When Dave blogged that he had just talked to Shelby about her first XXX with JMac, the comments section exploded.
I’ll say now that this scene is everything you thought it would be, and that’s the truth from me.
SCORELAND: Was the first scene with JMac everything you hoped it would be after waiting three years?
Shelby: I really wish that I hadn’t waited three years. Oh, my god, it was even better than I hoped for! JMac is so nice and even hotter in person than he is in pics and videos. I so wish that I had fucked him three years ago! And it was an even bigger turn-on doing it in front of the camera knowing that the SCORE fans would be watching! I love showing off, and it is an incredible turn on having real orgasms during the shoot!
SCORELAND: Did you specifically ask JMac to do anything you had been thinking about?
Shelby: Yes, I asked him to kiss me. It makes me hornier for him. And I asked him to lick my pussy. He made me cum several times last time and I wanted that again. So he did it to me again and made me so wet that I didn’t need any lube to fuck him. Oh my god, it was hot!
Shelby’s 34HH-cup tits demand the utmost attention.
Victoria Vale brings her killer ‘B’s back to SCORELAND, those killer ‘B’s being big breasts, beauty, booty and brains.
In this scene, Victoria’s somehow managed to get her 36L-cup tits into a 38HH-cup bra, a miracle of modern engineering.
Safety goggles are recommended when attempting to unhook her bra in the event that the elastic band snaps back in your face.
Some of Victoria’s secrets are revealed in her video and pictorial. I was able to ask the blonde, Amazonian bombshell some questions, questions that often get a glass of iced tea dumped on my head when I ask the waitresses at my local Hooters restaurant. Among them:
SCORE : Can you suck your own nipples?
Victoria: I can…just barely!
SCORE: What will always stiffen your nipples?
Victoria: Thinking about sex or erotic talk.
SCORE: What do the fans want to see you do in future shoots?
Victoria: I feel like I’ve been asked to do more fetish-type stuff, like Latex and stockings, and also shoot with classic and sports cars, something I love. And, of course, requests for hardcore scenes.
Victoria’s bras are miracles of modern engineering that rival the strength of suspension bridges.
Welcome back to SCORELAND, Victoria Vale, a bra-poppin’ blonde who always reminds me of the fantasy illustrations that busty-girl artists, including the master artists Otis Sweat and Duncan Gutteridge, send us from time to time.
Victoria is a member of the super-sized fantasy woman league that includes Princess Pumpkins, Katie Thornton, Danielle Derek, Sandra Star, Minka and Beshine. She gets a lot of fan comments on her Twitter page, VictoriaValexx.
Victoria talks dirty and sucks on her fingers. She teases, slaps her ass and pulls her pink panties up between her pussy lips, and that’s just in the first few minutes of this new video.
“I knew a girl who had modeled for the magazine and always loved the big breasted SCORE models of the 90s,” Victoria told me when I asked her the reasons she was attracted to being in SCORE. “It was always a fantasy of mine to be in a magazine.
“I love Dolly Fox, Kelly Christiansen, and Karen Fisher. I also adore the Boob Cruise beauties of the 90s. Minka is incredible then and now, Lisa Lipps, Busty Dusty, SaRenna Lee, Colt 45…all the big-boob legends. All of those models I mentioned are an inspiration to me.”
Victoria loves showing off her statuesque body.
“Becoming a model has made me more comfortable in my own skin,” Amora Lee told us.
A full-time nurse and part-time model, Amora works in a nursing home. I wonder if there are any vacancies available during Amora’s shift. I also wonder what she looks like in a nurse’s outfit. Not a real nurse’s uniform. A fantasy nurse outfit.
“What gets me the most is that I get asked all the time if my boobs are real,” Amora said. “I say, ‘Of course they’re real. Where would I get the money to purchase boobs this big?’ And they’re like, ‘No, they can’t be,’ and I’ll say, ‘Yeah, they are.'”
New photo shoot and video now busting out.
Amora has a couple of points she wants to point out.
Tigerr Benson: untameable.
Tigerr Benson won the 2016 SCORE Hardcore Performer of the Year award and she’ll be one of the names on the ballot for the upcoming 2017 contests. I wasn’t surprised that she won last time. Tigerr has huge tits, a sex bomb body from head to toe and a beautiful face, and she does over-the-top porn. I only wish she would visit the States.
This Friday, SCORELAND welcomes back Tigerr in a new XXX scene.
I’ve interviewed Tigerr a few times since she debuted as a covergirl of the Holiday 2014 SCORE, and I always enjoy it. Tigerr combines raw hardcore sexuality with intellect and sophistication, and it’s all wrapped together in a surprisingly down-to-earth personality.
“In normal life with regular guys, sex is very different,” Tigerr explained. “I enjoy the difference. I’m very much into yin and yang in life. I like balance. I also enjoy slow sex that’s quite real and sensual. You don’t really get asked to do sex like this in front of the camera. So although the regular guys are not really sexual athletes, they still get me hot in a different way.”
I asked Tigerr about her favorite and least favorite things about her life in sex and porn.
The favorite things:
“I like the attention and the feeling I am being watched by thousands of men lusting after me. That’s a cliché, I know. But in my private life, I am very much into the hot wife fetish and have my cuckold hubby and quite a few boyfriends who enjoy seeing me having dirty sex with other men. This brings out the exhibition or performer in me when I’m having sex in front of camera.
“I enjoy being able to travel. I’m not that well known in the USA, but in Europe, I am popular enough that now I can pick and choose who I shoot with. I only shoot scenes with nice people. So when I travel, I know there is always going to be hot fun at my destination. Sometimes I sit in the airport waiting for my flight and just daydream about what might happen during the shoot. Then I have to go to the loo and masturbate.”
Her least-favorite things:
“When I’m having having sex in front of camera with two hot guys and really getting hot, and the director shouts ‘cut!’ Totally frustrating!”
“A lot of times I have to carry on with a stud after the shoot is finished so I can cum or I won’t be able to sleep at night! I have collected a few boyfriends this way, which is good ‘cos it means when I shoot with them again, the sex scenes are even hotter. ‘Cos they are real!”
“When I am traveling it’s sometimes very difficult to get good Chinese and Japanese food. I love noodles–Ramen, Soba and Udon–and I go noodle crazy if I don’t get any. That sounds rude!”
Tigerr Benson: east meets breast.
You’d have to be a real tool not to love Karina.
It’s been a while since we’ve given Karina Hart the attention she deserves. A re-mastered photo set and video of Karina went up earlier this week at SCORELAND.
Karina is the reason there’s no longer a Voluptuous Ass of the Year award. She was so dominant, we decided to just retire the award and give it to her until the end of time.
Karina was one of the reasons my trip to Hungary for the Busty Riding Academy shoot was so enjoyable. Every day, either before or after her shoots, Karina would sit down with her laptop in the only area of the house where we had good Internet, wearing very low-cut tops, big naturals bulging out. I’d sit across from her, trying to work but not getting much work done.
Funny story from that trip: One of the porn studs (not Carlos, who did fuck her tits on-camera) had such a hard-on for Karina that he actually offered her money to go up to his room and give him a blow job. This stud, who had been fucking porn stars all week, wanted nothing more than to fuck the one girl who wouldn’t fuck. Karina gave him a look that clearly said, “No!”
Karina came very close to winning SCORELAND’s Model of the Decade for 2000-2009. She lost to Christy Marks by a handful of votes.
Even though Karina never fucked on-camera, has any girl ever been better with a big dildo?
Karina Hart…one of the greats.
This is wild and nasty and I love it.
Wednesday at SCORELAND, Nathalie Cherry fucks while pregnant.
Why do I find that so hot? Because it’s so forbidden? Why is pregnant porn so much wilder than regular porn? Why does my mind go into overdrive when I see a photo like the one above?
Does it work that way for you, too?
As Elliot explains in the copy accompanying Nathalie’s photos and video, “Nathaly Cherie is a Czech porn star. She started when she was 20 years old. Blonde, pretty, nubile, sexually talented, Nathaly had small, pretty titties. But then nature transformed her boobs after she was impregnated. Her breasts became engorged with fat, her nipples pointier and her areolae became wider and darker.”
She got hornier. She was already horny, but she got hornier. The look on her face in this photo says, “I know I shouldn’t be doing this, but I’m enjoying it.”
There is no shame in fucking while pregnant.
Princess Pumpkins busts out of that bikini today at SCORELAND.
Apparently, I had this conversation with Princess Pumpkins. The proof is the “Tit Chat” video at SCORELAND, in which I supposedly interviewed Princess. I’m sure it happened, but I have absolutely no memory of anything she said because I was so busy staring at her rack. Guys, I’m talking a 1990s SCORE Boob Cruise rack. So, when I transcribed the following exchange, it was as if I was hearing it for the first time.
SCORELAND: When you were in high school, were you in plays and shows? Were you the outgoing girl?
Princess: No, actually I wasn’t. The only outgoing thing I did in high school was take a CNA training course.
Princess: Certified nursing assistant.
SCORELAND: Another nurse! We get so many busty nurses!
Princess: At least we can take care of you!
SCORELAND: Oh, yeah, you can do that. Were you shy?
Princess: I was very shy. I learned as I got older that I had severe social anxiety, which is why I was really awkward. I was really shy in high school, but that’s completely gone now.
Princess is not shy today at SCORELAND. She destroys a tiny bikini and plays with her giant tits and hairy pussy poolside. Photos and video. Unforgettable.
Dulcinea was Don Quixote’s fantasy woman and is only an ideal in Cervantes’ book, but this Dulcinea is incredibly real.
I recommend that you call yourself an art collector, like Brick. It seems to work for scoring hot chicks. A beret and a fake goatee are not necessary but might be helpful. When Dulcinea rents a house from him, she begins bouncing on his lance of love within minutes.
I asked Dulcinea about tit-fucking.
“Tit sex is like my signature move!” she replied. “And I’ve met so many men that have never done it, which blows my mind. I’m always like, “Okay, you’re going to want to sit down for this,” and then I absolutely rock their world! My favorite position is on my knees with their cock between my tits. That way, when they cum, it shoots up all over my face!”
Dave blogged yesterday about Elle Flynn’s return. Dulcinea wasn’t out of sight as long as Elle and the circumstances are different, but this is still a week of comebacks.
“I used to be so self-conscious of my body and my own sexuality,” Dulcinea said. “After coming here and being treated like a queen–getting my hair and makeup done, being styled, and getting to fuck insanely hot guys!–there was no way I could go back to being quiet, bashful little ol’ me! I’m much more confident approaching people now because I see myself as sexy.”
Hold it right there, Dulcinea!