Categories for Confessions

The Office: SCORE style

June 23, 2016 by Elliot James

The high-pressure day of a businesswoman is stressful.

That pressure has to be released. Today at SCORELAND, Juliana Simms finds a way during a 20-minute break she has before another damn meeting.

I talked to Juliana after she left the office for the day.

SCORE: Juliana, what attracted you to nude modeling?

Juliana: I was told about The SCORE Group and I thought my body was just right for this kind of modeling.

SCORE: Is there anything we should know about you that we don’t know?

Juliana:  I think that you know all by this time.

SCORE: What clothing do you think you look sexiest in?

Juliana: I think I look sexiest in a dress. Maybe men have other ideas.

Who's really the boss?

 

Casey Deluxe and her mommy boobs at SCORELAND

April 24, 2016 by Elliot James

Casey Deluxe: a mommy model and a model mommy.

In the last segment of our pregnant Casey series filmed in Germany, Casey oils and massages her nine-month baby bump then showers. See her Sunday.

I’m happy to say Mom and baby are doing fine.

SCORELAND: Casey, congratulations. How is life since you gave birth?

Casey: It is a bit stressful but also very wonderful with the baby.

SCORELAND: What modeling plans do you have?

Casey: I will go on as before but now as a MILF model.

SCORELAND: What size are your boobs now?

Casey: I did not measure them but they have grown since the birth. My bra size is now 80K EU (36J US). I am wearing maternity bras.

SCORELAND: What is this activity about fans sending you pictures of their cocks cumming on your pictures?

Casey: Many fans jerk to my pictures and want to show me how horny they are for me with these pictures. I see it as a compliment and I’m happy about it when they show me their photos and videos.

More Casey at SCORELAND.

New mom Casey will continue to model.

 

Casey: December, 2014.

Anastasia Lux is well-rounded. And then some!

March 20, 2016 by Elliot James

It’s been over a year since Anastasia Lux debuted at SCORELAND.

When a contributing photographer in England sent a set of Anastasia for Naughty Neighbors magazine, we saw SCORELAND potential in her future and extended an invitation to pose for more shoots. Usually when an independent photographer sends a girl, it’s a one-time thing and she’s rarely seen again. That’s not the situation with Anastasia.

Now more than a year later, Anastasia wrote, “I think that for my first time with SCORE, I didn’t do too bad at all, although this time around, I raised the bar and turned it up to another level. I reckon it might even be worthy of a cover or an award maybe!”

Absolutely. So far, Anastasia has four boy-girl scenes and one threesome with two guys under her garter belt plus hot-body solos and all kinds of bonus videos.

“I’m a very driven person so I can self-motivate myself to achieve more,” beautiful Anastasia said. “I love being curvaceous with a nice silhouette that emphasizes my femininity.”

More of those big, heavy natural boobs capped by huge areolae and more of that well-rounded sexy body today.

lonly69 writes, "Oh, Anastasia Lux, that wonderful body of yours and those big breasts with those hard nipples really make me hard."

Sandra Star’s big-bang theory illustrated

March 18, 2016 by Elliot James

Sandra's slippery fun.

When über-busty Sandra Star visits Steve as he’s taking a bath, she sticks her big tits in his face. A nice invitation to a dirty dance. “I like sensual foreplay,” Sandra said, “but not for too long!”

Sandra is not into neck-nuzzling, cable TV-style sex. She wants the high hard one right now, and there’s plenty of room in that tub for a hard bang. It’s trickier and way slipperier than fucking on a bed, but Sandra’s in perfect shape for gymnastic-style sex.

“Sandra has the body of a goddess and she celebrates sex like a goddess,” comments a SCORELAND member.

Sandra became a model after entering and winning a contest held in 2010 by the German edition of SCORE magazine. The winner of “Miss Hot SCORE” has kept guys up all night ever since.

See Sandra’s soapy wet-sex scene today.

Sandra's a handful.

 

 

What does the Fox say at SCORELAND?

March 3, 2016 by Elliot James

How’s the fan reaction been to Dolly Fox’s first SCORE magazine cover (January ’16)?

“They all love it and also the other shoots,” Dolly told me. “Some fans were sending me messages with pictures of them getting the magazine. Makes me a little proud!”

What is one job Dolly, a former waitress, could never do?

“A factory job or anything where I need to do the same thing all day. I would go nuts, but I have a lot of respect for the people who do it every day.”

Dolly’s latest photo shoot is up and running. Log in now to savor it.

Dolly likes to watch big-bust videos. They inspire her.

 

 

Sheridan Love is the “Housewife With Hooters.” Don’t ya want one?

February 27, 2016 by Elliot James

What a good wife she would be.

 

“This was a very cute scene,” said Sheridan Love about her XXX SCORE shoot “Housewife With Hooters.”

“It makes me think ‘pin-up.’ I like playing the sweet but naughty housewife. A hard-working man should have a hot wife in naughty lingerie waiting for him at home. In the middle of shooting stills, I was riding Tarzan cowgirl when all the lights went out. Around the corner comes the studio staff with candle-lit doughnuts, singing happy birthday to me while I’m still on his cock. It was both funny and weird.”

This is kind of a follow-up to Sheridan’s “Tonight’s Bride” scene. The wedding night first, now the domestic bliss of coming home to find a busty wife at home with a cocktail in hand for hub while she waits for cock.

Every tit-man should have a Sheridan Love at home.

The Uncensored Guide to Lap Dancing: Part Five & Conclusion

February 24, 2016 by Elliot James

Tip the dancers on stage, even if you’re not sitting at the stage.

Click here for Part Four

LAP DANCE ETIQUETTE

Or, that dance doesn’t stink. You do!

You’re not going on a date when you enter a strip club and look for a lap dance, but you’re still going to be associating with women. Just because you have what they want (money) doesn’t mean you can be a disgusting pig. So, before you leave for the club:

1. Take a shower or make sure you smell good. You want these girls getting as close to you as possible, and they’re not going to want to if you smell like a garbage dump.

2. Think twice before putting on cologne. What if she doesn’t like what you’re wearing? What if it reminds her of her ex-deadbeat boyfriend (as opposed to her current deadbeat boyfriend)? Remember, you’re not trying to build a long-lasting relationship with her. You’re trying to get her to grind your cock in a way that’ll get you off.

3. Don’t wear rough pants. If you wear denim jeans, make sure they’re soft and pre-washed. Soft khakis are good. Sweatpants are fine, too, if the club allows them. Loose and soft is the way to go. If you have the balls, wear baggy shorts with no underwear. When you get to the club, take your keys and bulky items out of your front pockets.

4. If you haven’t shaved for a few days, shave. If you scrape a dancer’s boobs with your metrosexual stubble, her experience will be less than pleasant, and that will affect your experience. This rule does not apply if you have a full, soft beard.

Then, when you get to the club:

1. Don’t get drunk off your ass. First, you want to exercise some money management. One time, a friend and I went to a ballgame in Montreal. He drank a beer an inning. Then we went to one of Montreal’s notorious strip joints, at which he promptly fell in love with a dancer, convinced himself that she liked him and proceeded to empty his pockets. Of course, when he ran out of money, her love affair with him was over. A drunk guy in a strip club is what’s known as a mark. Nobody wants to be a mark.

2. Don’t be loud and obnoxious. Very few dancers like loud, obnoxious guys (they remind them of their boyfriends).

3. Tip the dancers on stage, even if you’re not sitting at the stage. You’ll score points with all the dancers, who’ll be more eager to score with you.

4. Don’t tip for a single lap dance. If you do, you will lock yourself in with that dancer. If you buy three or four dances from a girl, then you can throw in a tip after the final dance. Make her work for her money.

5. If you can swing it, tip the bouncer when you walk in. He’ll appreciate it and leave you alone (unless you’re violating the “Rules of the Room”).

6. If you intend to shoot a load during the dance, go to the men’s room while you’re hard or semi-hard and put on a condom. Otherwise, you’ll stain your shorts and pants and make a mess.

7. Dancers know they have hot bodies or they wouldn’t have been hired by the club, but they still need verbal reinforcement. Compliment her on her hair and body while she’s lapping you (without sounding like a porno perv).

8. Between  dances with the same girl, take a break for a chat (the length of one song) and offer to give her a foot massage. Dancers love foot massages (they’re standing on high heels for eight hours at a time), and when she starts her next dance, she’ll probably be more generous with her body.

9. Be nice to her. Use your hands to make love to her body. Just because she’s a stripper doesn’t mean she doesn’t like to feel good. When she’s sitting on your lap with her back to you, breathe lightly on the nape of her neck or into her ear. These are powerful erogenous zones for a woman, and even the toughest dancer will find herself getting turned on.

10. Keep the grinding rhythmic and strong when she is sitting on your lap. Match her motion, as if you’re dancing with her.

There are a few more touchy subjects we should deal with, too.

V.I.P. Rooms: Once she’s sitting on your lap, there’s a good chance she’ll try to lure you into the V.I.P. room. V.I.P. rooms tend to be very pricey, and what you’ll receive in the room varies from club to club and state to state (in some cases, you’ll get nothing more than a more-private experience and a bottle of overpriced champagne; in other cases, and for considerably more money, you’ll get a hand job, maybe a blow job, maybe full service). If you don’t want to go into the V.I.P. room, just say to her, nicely, “No thanks. I’m fine out here.” If she keeps pushing you, she’s a money-hungry whore and it might be time for you to cum and run. Or just run.

The Lap Dance Room Blow Job: Yes, there are clubs (I’ve been in them) where blow jobs or hand jobs, sometimes even full, sit-on-your-cock sex, are offered in the Lap Dance Room. I’ve been in clubs in which the girl pulled my cock out and went down to suck without even asking. Now, this might be tough to do in this situation, but it’s important: Insist on a condom. Because your cock won’t be the first cock she’s sucked in the Lap Dance Room. And it won’t be the last. Can you be positive that the last unsheathed cock she sucked was disease-free? No, you can’t!

Got all that? Now go out and get your dance!

Editors: Dave Rosenbaum & Elliot James

The hot hooters of a horny haircutter

February 20, 2016 by Elliot James

If you’ve ever had a busty blonde hairstylist with her hooters proudly thrust in your face, and an ass to match, you’ve probably daydreamed about scoring with her.

A haircut with Holly Wood is a wood-raising experience, as Tony finds out after checking out Holly from head to toe.

I asked Holly a few questions after the happy, messy ending to this scene. One of her sexiest features is her voice, and she’s got very good oral skills (as in fuck-me talk and cock sucking) that you’ll hear in the video.

SCORELAND: Do you watch porn? What kind? Do you have any favorite male or female porn stars?

Holly: I’m such a perv. The bigger the cock the more turned on I am in porn! I actually have a list of my favorite performers! It would take me all night to run through it!

SCORELAND: Have you watched your SCORE videos or looked at your photos with a guy?

Holly: Most people are shocked when they realize I’m a porn star. You can see the excitement grow as their eyes light up!

Holly's customer is hoping for a bang-up job as well as a blow dry.

Casey Deluxe: Fertility Goddess

February 18, 2016 by Elliot James

Before she got pregnant, Casey Deluxe’s body was very slim all over.

Our photographer noted that a pregnant Casey is all belly and boobs while her arms and legs stayed slim. Casey called her baby bump her “horny baby factory.”

Casey plans to keep modeling now that she’s a new mommy.

Some of Casey’s fans send her videos and photos of themselves jacking on her photos. Casey says she likes it, calls it her “cum tribute” and collects them. Now that’s fan loyalty above and beyond the usual.

Casey was close to popping when she was filmed.

The Uncensored Guide to Lap Dancing: Part One

February 15, 2016 by Elliot James
Getting the perfect lap dance takes some preparation. Here are the tools to achieve it.

This is a man who knows how to do his homework. The girl he's studying is Alyssa Lynn.

We’ve all had them: lousy fucking lap dances. Lap dances that turn your cock into soft tissue. The chick grinds too hard (ouch!) or not at all (blue balls!). She pushes your hand away when you try to touch her tits or grab her ass. She’s completely disinterested in you. She’s just working, and you’re just another sucker. You’re halfway through the first dance, and you can’t wait for the song to end so you can get her off your lap.

Of course, we’ve all had great lap dances, too. Dances you didn’t want to end. Dancers who were so good, you tried as hard as possible to keep from popping in your pants so the dance could last longer. Lap dances that were better than sex.

Nobody wants a bad lap dance. We all want to have a good time and get off. But how can we be certain that the next time we tuck our hard-earned cash into a dancer’s garter, heaven awaits?

Fortunately, there are ways to assure the perfect lap dance. We know. The two writers of this story have been getting lap dances for a combined 60 years, and we want to share our knowledge. It’s “The Uncensored Guide to Lap Dancing.” No bullshit. We’ve divided this special report into three sections: “Do Your Homework” “Rules of the Room” and “Lap Dance Etiquette.”

Ignore one or more of these sections at your own peril. Read ’em all, digest ’em and you’re on your way to lap dance nirvana.

DO YOUR HOMEWORK!

Or, don’t lap the first dancer you see

Your quest for the perfect lap dance begins before you walk into the club. That’s because your quest for the perfect lap dance begins or ends with what club you pick for your evening’s entertainment.

Looking for a great lap dance? Do not go to clubs with lots of customers and fast-paced action. You want to go to a club where the girls have few choices in men and want to make money. These are the girls who will work for your cash. So, that new club down the street, the one with the fancy, neon signs, doormen and valet parkers out front? Stay away. The neighborhood club down the street? That’s where you want to be. New in town or not sure? You might want to check out The Ultimate Strip Club List (tuscl.com).

If possible, avoid walking into a club during the busiest hours of the day, like Friday and Saturday nights and after work gets out at five p.m. Walk into a strip bar three o’clock on a weekday afternoon and you’ll have dancers circling you like sharks.

But don’t let them take a bite out of you. Not yet! Because by the time your dancer of choice plops down into your lap and starts grinding her hips, it’s too late. Your lap dance fate has been sealed…even if you don’t know it yet.

Why? Well, face it. The only thing you know about her is what she looks like, and that’s not enough. You have no idea whether  she’s a good lap dancer or a total dud. You have no idea whether you’re going to get bang for your buck or just a limp dick. You haven’t done your homework, and in lap dancing, as in any other worthwhile  endeavor in life, you have to do your homework. Fortunately, this is one of the rare areas of life in which doing homework is fun.

So, you walk into the club, and you’ve barely reached the bar when a drop-dead gorgeous chick with huge tits, wearing just a tiny bra-and-G-string getup, walks up to you and asks you if you’d like a dance. Or she asks you if you’d like some company. Or you’re already sitting and she points to the empty stool next to you and says, “Mind if I sit here?”

Now, listen, both you and I know that it would be rude for you to say, “Yes. I do mind if you sit there.” The fact is, she can sit wherever the hell she wants.  But what she means is, “Mind if I sit here so you can buy me a ridiculously overpriced drink”–drinks for the dancers almost always cost a lot more than drinks for the patrons–”and talk you into a lap dance?” That’s what she really means.

Because remember the first rule of lap dancers: They don’t give a shit about your problems or your personal life. They have no interest in sitting there and talking to you unless they think you’re a good investment.

This is followed by rule No. 2, which reads, “Dancers are very good at acting like they do give a shit about your problems and your personal life.” It’s what strippers are best at. It’s what they do for a living.

I’m not trying to burst your bubble or anything like that. I’m just trying to give you the facts. I’m trying to save you heartache, heartbreak and money.

So, the correct answer  to “Mind if I sit here?” is, “I just got here so I’m just going to hang out and check it out for a while.” She’ll interpret that as, “Yes, I do mind if you sit here,” but she’ll appreciate that you said it in a polite way. She’ll also say something like, “Okay. I’ll come back and check on you later.”

Now, some of you might be thinking, “Asshole, what did you do? You sent away a gorgeous chick with big tits!”

Relax! Sit down at the bar. You can hook up with the gorgeous chick with big tits later, after you’ve done your homework.

To be continued.