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Yeah, it was a magazine-only contest, but we’ll take any excuse to show pictures of Beshine

July 7, 2011 by Elliot James

Germany’s Beshine has the biggest tits in all of Europe as far as I know, measuring over a whopping 59 inches or 150 centimeters at last count. That’s pretty much five feet around! Along with Beshine’s first appearance in May ’11 SCORE, she autographed one of the enormous bras she wears in her pictorial and interview for a magazine-only giveaway contest. This contest drew the most mail since we started the bra giveaways in March ’07’s issue with Denise Derringer. Beshine’s ultra-rare item is a one-of-a-kind collectors’ piece. It’s a 40K Tango 2 made by Panache. (Sounds like a nuclear missile.)

The winner was T.A. from Tennessee, and these shots of Beshine signing the bra he now owns show why you might want to grab a copy of the magazine once in a while (in addition to your SCORELAND membership, of course). Because you gotta be in it to win it! T.A., a SCORE reader since 1995, said he was “really stoked by the news. I entered the contest on a lark. Just a fan of women like Beshine. The more you could put girls like Beshine in the magazine, the better!” We’re stoked by Beshine.

To veteran readers and members like Mr. T.A., Beshine is a reminder of the big 1990s except she goes way beyond the extremes of breast expansion. Beshine is an Otis Sweat fantasy girl painting come to life.

Other SCORE guys say “This is the type of woman that made me a SCORE man in the 90’s and will keep me a SCORE man in the future.” “Please: Beshine and Minka scene and photo set!” “Amazing woman. Bold decision to go that big. Keep Beshine coming back!”

Beshine appears in The Tit-ans, her only DVD to date.

Karina Hart’s winning ways

May 25, 2011 by Elliot James
Congratuations, Renee Ross!

Congratuations, Renee Ross!

Karina Hart was second runner-up in the V-mag Model of the Year contest, and her pictorial from the June ’11 issue was posted yesterday at SCORELAND. Today, SCORE Theater is playing a Karina vid. There’s an impressive scene in this video, not included in this trailer, of Karina squeezing an orange over her nipple and licking off the juice. Now here’s someone that the Florida and California orange juice industry should hire as a spokesmodel.

This year’s MOY contest was a tough showdown. You had Karina, you had Ashley Sage Ellison (she came in second), you had a group of other greats, and you had this year’s winner, Renee Ross, who lost to Ashley last year in the V-mag Newcomer of the Year contest. I don’t vote in these contests because the choices are too difficult. And besides, I’d rather stay neutral. It’s a cliche, but they’re all winners to me. Congrats, Renee!

Dave did a blog a few weeks ago about adding a best hardcore performer title to SCORE‘s three yearly mag contests. I actually think that’s long overdue.

Renee Ross: Voluptuous Model of the Year and a good boss to have at the job

May 23, 2011 by Elliot James
Winner! Renee Ross deserves it. Available at eBoobStore.com.

Winner! Renee Ross deserves it. Available at eBoobStore.com.

The boss.

 

Today at SCORELAND, join the office party that Voluptuous Model of the Year winner Renee Ross is throwing.

Boss Ross is a stern taskgiver and a whip cracker at work, but she does reward overtime and good office manners.

If you do a good job, you get to see her whoppers before lunch break.

The pictorial posted today is from the June ’11 Voluptuous, the annual awards announcement issue.

Don’t be late or Rene’ll penalize ya!

Should there be an award for fucking?

May 17, 2011 by Dave
Daphne Rosen offers up her credentials for XXX SCORE Girl of the Year. Her pussy and asshole are her other credentials.

Daphne Rosen offers up her credentials for XXX SCORE Girl of the Year. Her pussy and asshole are her other credentials.

Chica would be a candidate for XXX of the Year and Newcomer of the Year.

Chica would be a candidate for XXX SCORE Girl of the Year and Newcomer of the Year.

As many of you probably know, for 2010, Voluptuous magazine added a bunch of categories to its year-end awards voting. In addition to Model of the Year (V-Mag’s oldest award) and Newcomer of the Year, V-Mag now has Bush of the Year (Aileen Ghettman), Preggo of the Year (Lorna Morgan), Ass of the Year (Cherry Brady), Pussy of the Year (Jenna Valentine), Areolae of the Year (Denise Davies) and Hardcore of the Year (Christy Marks).

That last category is the one I want to focus on today. SCORE reader R.N. from New Jersey recently wrote in, “At the risk of seeming presumptuous, I’d like to suggest a category for future voting. I think many readers would like to vote for XXX SCORE Girl of the Year, the girl whose boy/girl layouts are the hottest. There would be some tough competition, I’m sure.”

The look on Christy's face says, "I want to be XXX SCORE Girl of the Year." Unfortunately, Christy, there's no such award…yet.

The look on Christy's face says, "I want to be XXX SCORE Girl of the Year." Unfortunately, Christy, there's no such award…yet.

This isn’t the first time we’ve received that suggestion, but the fact is, we’ve resisted adding to SCORE‘s current awards categories (Newcomer of the Year, Model of the Year and Big-Boob Hall of Fame) for a variety of reasons:

1. We don’t want to water down or deemphasize the existing awards.

2. Many readers in the UK wouldn’t be able to participate because they get the censored UK edition without hardcore sex.

3. Many readers and SCORELAND members already object to competitions between the models (and I kinda agree that everything doesn’t have to be a competition).

But should we change our minds? Should we implement XXX SCORE Girl of the Year when the 2011 awards finalists are announced?

And to qualify, would a tits and tugs scene be enough, or would a cock have had to have penetrated the girl’s sacred pussy and/or asshole?

Whaddya think? Should we or shouldn’t we?

Winning! The girls of June ’11 SCORE magazine

May 9, 2011 by Elliot James

Just to recap, Eva Notty has won Model of the Year, followed by Minka (1st Runner-Up), Karina Hart (2nd Runner-Up), and Christy Marks (3rd Runner-Up). This weekend, the June ’11 SCORE pictorials of Minka and Christy were published on SCORELAND. More to follow this week. Congrats again to Eva. Miosotis won Newcomer of the Year, and now-retired Nicole Peters was voted into the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame.

K.S. notes that, “Eva Notty deserves her win for Model of the Year, and her pictorial in the awards issue proves she is the complete package. I voted for Minka, so Iwas glad to see she made first runner-up.”

Peter The Moon comments on Minka’s pictorial: “Minka, super mega-boobed wonderful girl, Love it!” while Dave comments: “Christy is as fabulous as ever. One incredible woman!”

Our pal V.L. from Brooklyn, New York writes, “I really like, love, admire and adore Miosotis’ nice, beautiful, big, huge, juicy, mouthwatering, gorgeous, luscious tits (boobs) and the rest of her nice, sexy, beautiful, gorgeous, luscious, breathtaking body which is a work of art.”

No matter how you vote, online or by paper ballot from the magazine, don’t sit on the sidelines. Make your vote heard. The next contest will be here before we know it.

And happy birthday, Michelle Bond! Two covers in one year. Impressive!

Hot in Germany

April 4, 2011 by Elliot James

A star is shorn...of her clothes.
A star is shorn…of her clothes.

Annina, German porn superstar.

Annina, German porn superstar.

Sandra Star‘s pictorial from May 2011 SCORE is now posted on SCORELAND. Sandra is a stacked uni-student working on a business admin degree. She loves big tits and wants to be a porn star. I’m glad to see she’s not wasting her time by playing video games and texting all day. Sandra was discovered when she entered the Miss Hot SCORE contest in Berlin, Germany and won.

Sandra earned extra props from one of the Hot SCORE judges, German celebrititty and SCORE covergirl Annina. “I first noticed her beautiful smile!” Annina said. “She has charisma and a great, curvy body. She is the whole package. For me, Sandra is Miss Hot SCORE 2010!”

Sandra has two XXX anal videos, her first sex scenes, posted on SCORELAND and SCOREVideos.com. Pretty wild for a newcomer. I’d love to see Sandra and Annina going at it in a threeway. Maybe one day that can happen.

Winning! June ’11 SCORE is now on sale at your favorite newsstand

March 26, 2011 by Elliot James
June '11 SCORE. Get it and get it good.

June '11 SCORE. Get it and get it good.

The trucks have rolled across North America with their precious supplies of freshly printed SCORE magazines. The cargo jets have flown to the key cities of Europe and elsewhere, just in time for impatient tit-lovers. The June 2011 SCORE is here, now at your favorite store (or get it direct and fast without leaving your bunker of bazookas at eBoobStore).

June is the edition that traditionally announces the winners of the SCORE Award contests. The voting is a combination of paper ballots, emails, on-line polls, carrier pigeons, couriers and stripper-gram messengers. I didn’t envy the voters this year. Choosing must have been mind-freezing. Who to pick? Each contestant is the cream of wonderfulness in her own individual way. This year, a relative newcomer took the Model of the Year prize. Here are the complete results. Congratulations to the winners. But you know, every girl in SCORE is a winner on film and in life. There are no losers among SCORE Girls.

Model of the Year
Eva Notty Winner
Minka 1st Runner-up
Karina Hart 2nd Runner-up
Christy Marks 3rd Runner-up

Newcomer of the Year
Miosotis Winner
Kelly Christiansen 1st Runner-up
Karla James 2nd Runner-up
Kaytee Carter 3rd Runner-up

Big-Boob Hall of Fame
Nicole Peters

SCORE’s 20 Greatest Naturals: The voting booths are open!

January 26, 2011 by Dave

No surprise that our "Model of the Decade" is in the Top 5.

No surprise that our "Model of the Decade" is in the Top 5.

Karina is getting a lot of support. Her big, firm tits don't need much support.

Karina is getting a lot of support. Her big, firm tits don't need much support.

Back in October, I told you about the “20 Greatest Naturals” voting going on in SCORE magazine, in which we’re asking readers to choose their favorite naturals of the SCORE years. To recap, in the September 2001 issue of SCORE, we celebrated our “20 Greatest Naturals.” Now, with the 10th anniversary of that issue fast approaching with the September 2011 issue, we’re going to celebrate the “20 Greatest Naturals” once again, this time including every natural who has appeared in SCORE since 1992.

There were 43 models on the official ballot, which was published in the March and April issues. In alphabetical order: Alexis Love, Angela White, Anna Song, Ashley Sage Ellison, Arianna Sinn, Autumn-Jade, Bea Flora, Brandy Talore, Carrie Lynn, Cassandra, Chloe Vevrier, Christy Marks, Danni Ashe, Devon Daniels, Diane Poppos, Faith, Ines Cudna, Inesse, Janet Jade, Joana, Jeannine Oldfield, Jessica Turner, Karina Hart, Karla James, Kaytee Carter, Kelly Kay, Kerry Marie, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Lisa Phillips, Lorna Morgan, Maggie Green, Melissa Mandlikova, Merilyn Sakova, Miosotis, Nadine Jansen, Natalie Fiore, Nicole Peters, Sammie Black, Sharday, Sophie Mae, Terry Nova, Valory Irene and Via Paxton.

I wonder if Linsey Dawn McKenzie would have won "Model of the Decade" for 1990-1999?

I wonder if Linsey Dawn McKenzie would have won "Model of the Decade" for 1990-1999?

We haven't seen Chloe Vevrier for a long time, but she remains super-popular.

We haven't seen Chloe Vevrier for a long time, but she remains super-popular.

Now, before you start complaining that your favorite isn’t on the ballot, you should know that write-in votes were permitted and encouraged.

Anyway, the ballots have been pouring in (which pleasantly surprises me because filling out a ballot with 20 names, including write-ins, takes some time, effort and knowledge). And, so far, a few things stand out:

1. Counting these ballots is interesting, but it’s a pain in the ass.

2. One model has been named on every ballot except one. EVERY BALLOT. Guess who?

3. Danni Ashe, whose tits definitely are not among the largest naturals ever, is getting a lot of support.

4. The top five vote-getters are (in no particular order) Chloe Vevrier, Christy Marks, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Merilyn Sakova and Karina Hart.

5. Judging from some of the write-in votes, some guys can’t tell a natural from an augmented pair of tits.

5. Of the 65 girls who have received votes, only 19 have had full sex on camera.

6. The battle for spots 11-20 in the new “20 Greatest Naturals” is going to be very close.

Anyway, that’s all I have to say about this for now. Gotta go back to counting votes. And if you feel like commenting with your “Top 20,” go right ahead. I’m interested in hearing what you have to say. Just one thing: the girl had to have appeared in SCORE at least once to be eligible. And if you’re wondering about that, check the “Model Directory” in SCORELAND.

Freeze frame hooters

December 19, 2010 by Elliot James
Who will win SCORE and V-Mag Newcomer of the Year?

Who will win SCORE and V-Mag Newcomer of the Year?

Four of the contestants in the SCORE and Voluptuous Model contests have their mid-air boobs frozen through the miracle of nip/tit motion. Now that’s a strong bed. Don’t forget to vote before the SCORELAND polls close on December 31. Jenna, Arianna, Karla and Taylor are all in the running in BOTH Newcomer contests. They all deserve to win. Good luck, girls.

 

The SCORELAND voting booths are now open

December 17, 2010 by Elliot James

If you haven’t voted for the SCORE and Voluptuous Awards  through the magazine ballots, now’s your chance to vote in the members area of SCORELAND. The big change this erection season is that V-Mag editor Maria has added several new contests to the Voluptuous contests. The new contests are Areolae of the Year, Ass of the Year, Best XXX of the Year, Bush of the Year, Preggo of the Year and Pussy of the Year. The SCORE contest is the same as before with Newcomer of the Year, Model of the Year and the Big-Boob Hall of Fame.

Quite a few of the girls are in both Newcomer contests: Miosotis, Taylor Steele, Jenna Valentine, Kaytee Carter, Shione Cooper, Arianna Sinn and Karla James. This is a big change from previous years.

The polls are open until December 31 which means you have two weeks to make your decision if you haven’t already.

I just hope whoever wins doesn’t raise taxes. Good luck, hot chicks!