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The wind cried Angela White

January 22, 2014 by Elliot James

D.W. won this bra signed by Angela White.

D.W. of South Carolina was the winner of Angela White’s signed bra in the December ’13 SCORE bra giveaway contest. Upon receiving this ultra-rare trophy, he was inspired to write this  poem. Our office received it in the mail after the Christmas holiday.

Congratulations, D.W.

I thought I was going to have another crappy Christmas
When what should appear,
An autographed Angela White brassiere.

My eyes started to bulge
And so did my pants,
So overcome with joy I started to dance!

With her heavenly curves
And her voice from down under,
Her panties are what I’d love to plunder.

So Merry Christmas to SCORE
And to Angela White,
I’m ready to jack my cock all night!!!

But if you ask me, they’re all winners

January 4, 2014 by Elliot James

Now that the balloting has closed at SCORELAND for the 2013 SCORE and V-mag Awards, it’s time to start counting votes. That’s easy with the Internet votes; they were automatically tallied each time someone voted. But it’s more difficult with the paper ballots from magazine readers because they have to be counted by hand. Which is what we’re doing now.

So, I’d like to say that a clearer picture of who’s going to win has emerged, but that’s only half true. Very often–for example, with the “20 for 20” voting a few years ago –the magazine and Internet people have different opinions.

But, having looked at the SCORELAND vote and glanced at the magazine ballots, here are three early observations:

1. Sha Rizel’s lead for SCORE Newcomer is not as big as I thought it would be, and Bella French still has a chance, especially when you consider that the magazine voters (many of whom have been with us since the 1990s), tend to like the slim ‘n’  stacked girls like Bella. So although Sha is a likely winner, it’s not over yet.

2. I think something special might happen in the V-mag Awards, something that’s never happened before.

3. Daylene Rio has become one of the most-popular SCORE Girls. I’m not saying she’s going to win anything (she’s up for SCORE Hardcore Performer of the Year, which she won in 2012, and Model of the Year). But her popularity has grown along with her tits and her ass.

Okay, one more observation: I think V-Men have decided, once and for all, that Hitomi is a genuine V-Girl.

Did you vote? If so, who did you vote for and why?

Will Daylene Rio win Hardcore Performer of the Year again?

The voting booths are open, and every SCORELAND member has the right to vote!

December 21, 2013 by Dave

Sha Rizel will do almost anything to win Newcomer of the Year

The readers have had their chance (and are actually still having it). Now it’s time for SCORELAND members to chime in on the 2013 SCORE and Voluptuous awards. The voting booths are open!

Roxi Red has the biggest tits of any 2013 newcomer.

Do you like Rockell, Scarlet LaVey, Anjii Ross, Roxi Red, Felicia Clover for Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year?

Can Bella French, Gabrielle Love, Roxi Red, Rockell, Sirale, Holly Brooks or Lolly Ink score a shocking upset over Sha Rizel for Newcomer of the Year?

Is this the year that Crystal Gunns or Cindy Cupps make it into the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame?

Can Valory Irene repeat as SCORE Model of the Year? Or will Hitomi complete the Newcomer of the Year/Model of the Year double (something five other girls have done)?

These questions and others will be answered when the winners are announced in late March.

For now, do your civic duty as a SCORELAND member and vote!

To be eligible for the annual awards, a model had to have appeared in SCORE or Voluptuous during the 2013 publishing year (meaning the January 2013 to Holiday 2013 issues).

To be eligible for the Hall of Fame, a model must be retired from active big-boob modeling.

While you’re jacking, I’m busy counting votes for the 2013 SCORE Awards

November 29, 2013 by Dave

The question I asked last week was, “Who will win the 2013 SCORE Awards?”

Right now, I don’t have an answer. The magazine readers are in the early stages of voting, and the SCORELAND ballot box hasn’t opened yet.

But I have some clues.

I am going to be shocked if Sha Rizel doesn’t win Newcomer of the Year, and the voting is certainly trending her way. But Bella French is getting a lot of action, as are Roxi Red and Rockell. I expect Sha to hold on, but who knows? Back in 2002, Crystal Gunns had a huge early lead for Newcomer of the Year, but Annie Swanson nearly caught her.

Lana’s bigger rack makes her a contender.

Hitomi is trying to pull off the Newcomer of the Year/Model of the Year double, something that has been done several times before (can you name the models who have won SCORE Newcomer and Model in consecutive years?). But it looks like the competition is going to be stiffer than a SCORE Man jacking to Hitomi. Lana Ivans, who had a boob growth spurt last year, Melissa Manning, 2012 Model of the Year Valory Irene, Daylene Rio and perennial favorite Angela White are getting a lot of votes.

Siri is worth a fuck and many votes.

The voting for XXX Performer of the Year is always interesting because a lot of the magazine readers only saw the girls in XXX pictorials while most SCORELAND voters have seen the girls in video action. This one is too close to call. Who’s winning? Depends on the day you ask me. Today, Siri is winning. Yesterday, Minka was winning. The day before, Daylene Rio was winning. Krystal Swift has been near the top, too.

As for the Big-Boob Hall of Fame, I have to admit, I’m rooting for Crystal Gunns or Cindy Cupps to get in. This could be the year for one of them. But who’s right near the top? Colt 45, Dawn Stone and Julia Miles.

The voting continues. I’ll keep you updated.

Who will score in the 2013 Awards?

November 23, 2013 by Dave

Sha Rizel has the early lead for Newcomer of the Year.

Will this be a runaway year for SCORE Newcomer of the Year? Or will Sha Rizel have some competition?

Hitomi is trying to go rack-to-rack.

Can Hitomi become the next girl to win Model of the Year one year after she won Newcomer of the Year?

Will Crystal Gunns finally find her way into the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame? Or will Cindy Cupps (who discovered Crystal) or Julia Miles take her place?

Will Daylene Rio’s super-sized tits and ass earn her XXX Performer of the Year?

Side note: If Daylene wins, it might not be because her tits and ass are bigger. It might be because, very simply, she sucks and fucks a lot more lustfully than she used to.

Daylene Rio is bringing on the heat.

The voting is underway for the 2013 SCORE Awards. Magazine readers are already sending in their ballots. Website members will have their chance soon. Here are the finalists.

Cindy (left) and Crystal: There's only room for one.

Newcomer of the Year (for girls who debuted in the 2013 publishing year): Bella French, Gabrielle Love, Holly Brooks, Lolly Ink, Rockell, Roxi Red, Sha Rizel and Sirale.

Model of the Year (for non-newcomers who appeared in SCORE in 2013): Angela White, Daylene Rio, Hitomi, Joana, Kelly Christiansen, Lana Ivans, Leanne Crow, Maggie Green, Melissa Manning, Sabrina Linn, Siri and Valory Irene.

XXX Performer of the Year (for girls who fucked in SCORE in 2013): Claudia Kealoha, Daylene Rio, Kelly Christiansen, Krystal Swift, Maggie Green, Maserati, Minka, Sabrina Linn, Siri and Stephanie Stalls.

Big-Boob Hall of Fame (for retired SCORE Girls): Busty Brianna, Cindy Cupps, Colt 45, Crystal Gunns, Dawn Stone, Julia Miles, Kelly Kay, Maxi Mounds and Morgan Leigh.

I’ll have a voting update next week.

 

Now on sale: January ’14 SCORE magazine. #1 in Big Boobs and pointy nipples that can take an eye out

November 9, 2013 by Elliot James

January '14 SCORE. Get it today.

This edition contains the 2013 SCORE Awards ballot. Fill it out and mail it in.

In this issue:

The nominees for:

Newcomer of the Year

Model of the Year

Hardcore Performer of the Year

The Big-Boob Hall of Fame

Daylene Rio
Patty Michova
Valentina Monroe
Brandy Dean
Eva Notty

A preview of the new DVD SCORE Threesomes 2

My idol Otis Sweat is back with a new feature, “SCORE Next Door.”

In the “Boob Beat” column, a chance to win Daylene’s signed bra, a super-rare collectible. The only guy who has one of Daylene’s bras is a dry cleaner who kept it, and it wasn’t even signed.

Get your copy today at your favorite newsstand or magazine shop or direct from SCORE in the print or digital edition.

Bringing up the rear is, of course, Daylene Rio.

Announcing the finalists for V-mag Model of the Year

October 24, 2013 by Dave

I don't think Gya Roberts will win Model of the Year, but it wouldn't suck if she did.

Natalie Fiore (left) and Micky Bells are both finalists for Model of the Year.

Did you know that Model of the Year is the oldest of the V-mag Awards? It’s true. From 1998 to 2001, Model of the Year was the only V-mag Award (can you name the first winner?). Then, sometime in late 2002, Voluptuous chief John Fox and I were discussing the upcoming SCORE and V-mag awards issues. Neither of us could figure out why SCORE had Newcomer of the Year but not Model of the Year while V-mag had Model of the Year but not Newcomer of the Year. So, we decided to add the missing awards to both mags, and since then, each has had both. Can you name the first V-mag Newcomer of the Year?

Hitomi won 2012 V-mag Model of the Year, and she’s one of 13 finalists for 2013 Model of the Year. Now, if you ask me, Hitomi is more of a SCORE Girl than a V-Girl, but I only get one vote.

The other 12 finalists are…

Arianna Sinn, the first runner-up for 2012 Plumper of the Year.

Gya Roberts, who should have her own award: Self-Sucker of the Year (although I’m sure Sarah Rae would have something to say about that).

Jenna Valentine, whose popularity seems to never wane.

Joana, who had a very happy return in 2013.

Leanne Crow, 2011’s Newcomer of the Year.

Melissa Manning, whose boob growth spurt makes her a major contender.

Micky Bells, the Queen of Cleavage and early favorite for Plumper of the Year.

Melissa Manning would be even happier if she won Model of the Year.

Natalie Fiore, who deserves to win a V-mag award one of these days. I mean, those tits…

Renee Ross, a two-time Model of the Year trying to become the first three-time winner.

Hey, what's she doing here? She's not a finalist for Model of the Year!

 

Siri, the 2012 Newcomer of the Year and one helluva fuck.

Terri Jane, another girl who deserves a major accolade.

And Shyla Shy, who fucked pre- and post-pregnancy and squirted milk all over the place for our viewing pleasure.

Obviously, there are a lot of deserving winners, and when you look at the list of great girls who haven’t won, winning is even more impressive.

Grab a print or digital copy of the Holiday ’13 issue (available now at eBoobStore.com) and place your vote. Or wait for the online voting to begin at SCORELAND. Your choice. One man, one vote. Either way, it’ll be counted.

Announcing the finalists for 2013 V-mag XXX Performer of the Year

October 15, 2013 by Dave

Will Maserati be the best fuckin' fucker two years in a row?

Nikki Smith: Will let you suck her tits for votes.

Big-boobed girls who fuck on-camera deserve an award. For the past few years in V-mag, that award has been XXX Performer of the Year. In 2012, the winner was Maserati. Who will win 2013’s prize?

And the finalists are:

Bailey Santanna, who fucked while six-months pregnant.

Felicia Clover, a V-mag rookie who got ass-fucked on-camera.

Harmony White, another rookie who fucked during her second day in our studio.

Jolie Rain, a lusty redhead with big tits and a love of cock.

Kristina Milan, the naturally super-stacked Dominican who likes to squirt her mam milk on cocks.

Maserati, last year’s winner.

Melissa Reed, whose ass is a thing of beauty.

Nikki Smith, the girl next door who, in 2013, has fucked in our studio more than any other V-Girl.

Sabina Leigh, another girl next door who fucked two guys at once.

Scarlet LaVey, an impressive rookie who is only 21 years old.

Shyla Shy: There's milk in them thar hooters!

Shyla Shy, who fucked pre- and post-pregnancy and has a disc in the DVD set Preggos & Milkers all to herself.

Siri reads Harry Potter books and fucks but rarely does both at the same time.

Siri, the blonde nerd who fucks.

Who will win?

By the way, awards ballots are already pouring in, and I appreciate that. However, every once in a while, I get an email that says, for example, “I vote for Scarlet LaVey for Newcomer of the Year.” But the sender hasn’t voted in any of the other categories. So what do I do? I delete the vote. That’s right. I send it to the trash bin without counting it. Because the rules clearly state, “INCOMPLETE BALLOTS WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED. YOU MUST VOTE IN ALL FIVE CATEGORIES FOR ANY OF YOUR VOTES TO COUNT.”

Simple enough? Apparently not, which is why I brought it up.

These girls won’t get left behind: the finalists for 2013 V-mag Ass of the Year

October 8, 2013 by Dave

Is Felicia Clover the leader of the baby-got-back pack?

The votes from magazine readers keep pouring in. V-mag Awards season is well underway. Last week, I revealed the finalists for 2013 V-mag Plumper of the Year. Today, we’ll take a look at the Ass of the Year finalists.

Siri has her own, built-in cushion.

Ass of the Year is an interesting category for a very simple reason: It has nothing to do with tits. That being said, to get into V-mag, a girl with a great ass also has to have a great rack. Put those two attributes together and you have some of the hottest, sexiest women in the world.

2012 Ass of the Year ended in an unprecedented tie between Karina Hart and Siri. Karina and Siri are among the eight finalists once again. As for the rest of the field:

Karina Hart tied with Siri last year.

Blonde newcomer Brandi Sparks.

Midwestern cowgirl Destiny Rose.

Another newcomer: Felicia Clover.

Gabrielle Love.

Super-stacked, super-packed Maserati.

And Southern belle Rockell.

Karina and Siri are both going to receive a lot of votes. But this time around, there might be a ringer, and that’s Felicia Clover, who has not only appeared in  BootyLicious magazine but also in two BootyLicious DVDs: Big Assed White Chicks 3 and 4. She’s also taken real cock up her ass on-camera, something none of the other seven finalists have done.

Who’s your pick?

Next week: the 12 finalists for XXX Performer of the Year.