Categories for Contest
June 29, 2012 by Dave
If Minka is in, then Linsey is out.
If Linsey is in, Minka is out.
Commenting on the “20 for 20” voting, SCORELAND member Jared writes, “As I post this, number one isn’t yet up, but if Karina, Christy, Chloe and Merilyn are two, three, four and five, Miss LDM sure as hell had better be number one. I’ve agreed with most of this list so far, so if Linsey’s number one, the top five will be spot on…and this comes from somebody whose been a fan of this magazine (and later on the site) since ’93. As much as I love the super-sized-silicone era, this last decade of mostly naturals has been amazing.”
Well, when you get right down to it, there shouldn’t be a lot of tension concerning today’s announcement of the No. 1 SCORE Girl ever, as voted by SCORELAND members. Linsey was nowhere to be seen in Nos. 2-20, there’s no way she can’t be somewhere in the “20 for 20,” and No. 1 is all that’s left.
Then again, if you had told me that Minka wouldn’t make the Top 20, I would have said you were crazy, too. And if you told me that SaRenna would come in at No. 20, I would’ve said, “Yeah, right, and John Roberts is going to uphold Obamacare.”
So, you never know.
Anyway, after four weeks and lots of voting, No. 1 in our “20 for 20” will be unveiled today at SCORELAND. The magazine readers already voted Linsey No. 1. What will the SCORELAND members say?
By the way, something I haven’t mentioned about the “20 for 20” celebration: the three-to-five minute highlight clips that accompany the daily announcements of the “20 for 20” girls. They were put together by our video editor, Mike, and it was a true labor of love. The guy spent weeks going through videos (some of them rarely seen) of the girls (poor guy, right?), and the result is these 20 collector’s items. Yes, they’re downloadable, so they can be yours forever. Nice job, Mike.
Anyway, Happy Anniversary to us! I hope you enjoyed the celebration (and maybe won something, too).
June 25, 2012 by Elliot James
Dave mentioned in his June 16 Blog that “Elliot and I might have gone a bit nuts with the gift-pack giveaway trivia questions. Seems as if each day has been tougher than the previous one. ‘Which girl did not appear on Howard Stern’s TV and radio shows?’ Were we kidding? The answer (from among Kellei G, Casey James, Linsey Dawn McKenzie and Dawn Stone) was Dawn Stone, and I wish I had a dollar for everyone who guessed Kellei G.”
However, when Dave and I were coming up with questions and answers, I threw in that the answers were multiple choice, not a much harder fill-in form of answer, and that the answers were all inside SCORELAND. No one had to pour through 20 years of back-issue magazines that 90% or more didn’t even own or, if they did have, were probably stored away in boxes. The answers were clicks away.
For example, I thought everyone would get these two questions from No. 13 right:
Which girl who sailed on the 2000 Boob Cruise would later win SCORE Newcomer of the Year?
A) Morgan Leigh-correct answer
B) Lorna Morgan
C) Ariana
D) Adina
Going to Morgan’s interview, published in its entirety in the Interviews section of “Galleries,” the very first sentence is, “The 2006 SCORE Newcomer of the Year turned out to be a true Cinderella story: Morgan Leigh, who sailed as a passenger on the 2000 Boob Cruise and walked around admiring the big-titted superstars of SCORE magazine, is now, all these years later, a big-titted superstar of SCORE magazine.” The interview is also on video, plus it’s also mentioned in some of Morgan’s pictorials. Until 2006, I had no idea how influential the Boob Cruise was in Morgan’s life.
Can you spot the future Morgan Leigh in this group shot from Boob Cruise 2000?
Which girl did not appear on Howard Stern’s TV and radio shows?
A) Kellei G
B) Casey James
C) Linsey Dawn McKenzie
D) Dawn Stone-correct answer
There they were in a “Galleries” Mammary Lane story with Stern sidekick “Fred The Elephant Boy” and nine photos. The story was about Colt, Casey and Kellei G’s visit to New York City for the Howard Stern Show on E! TV in February, 1995. The girls were also given the thankless job of shaving Fred. His face, not his pubic hair…luckily for them.
Linsey appeared on Stern by herself, a show also shown on E! TV when they broadcast Stern. This show aired nationally on February 14, 2003. (I still have that show on VHS tape.) Stern got to see LDM’s boobs, even if TV viewers couldn’t. Just Googling “Linsey Dawn McKenzie Howard Stern” would have brought up the answer.
Kellei G., Casey James and Colt 45 with Fred The Elephant Boy. Casey does not look happy.
And for a topic closer to the present day, there was the question from #9:
Which model never went to Mexico on a SCORE shoot?
A) Jenna Valentine
B) Lovette
C) Hitomi
D) Karla James-correct
Many chose Lovette although Puerto Vallarta is listed three times right on her model page of links, and going to the recent Puerto Vallarta special with Jenna Valentine, Hitomi, Natalie Fiore, Micky Bells and Leanne Crow, there’s no sign of Karla, who was actually invited but couldn’t make it.
Lovette, Via Paxton and Ariana went to Mexico in August 2000 shortly after the Boob Cruise. It’s one of the oldest On Location shoots archived on SCORELAND. Here she is behind the wheel of the Geo Metro that Peter, the photographer, rented to drive to a secluded area.
“I should have had Lovette drive back to the hotel just like that, but that’s asking for a ticket, I suppose,” said Peter, a man who has seen more tits and clits than a gynecologist.
I hope to see more of you take a shot at the questions for this wrap-up week, even if you just feel like guessing rather than looking it up.
You have to be in it to win it!
Lovette in Mexico--what, no seat belt?
June 24, 2012 by Dave
Linsey Dawn McKenzie was voted the greatest SCORE Girl of all-time by SCORE readers. Will SCORELAND members agree? Will the great LDM, #1 in big boobs since 1996, reign supreme?
Over the past three weeks, we’ve been unveiling, one-by-one, SCORELAND members’ choices in “20 for 20,” the 20 greatest SCORE Girls ever. Here’s what we have so far:
No. 20: SaRenna Lee
No. 19: Venera
No. 18: Natalie Fiore
No. 17: Danni Ashe
No. 16: Sharday
No. 15: Terry Nova
No. 14: Lorna Morgan
No. 13: Angela White
No. 12: Valory Irene
No. 11: Eva Notty
No. 10: Hitomi
No. 9: Leanne Crow
No. 8: Autumn-Jade
No. 7: Kerry Marie
No. 6: Nicole Peters
Starting Monday at approximately four p.m. Eastern Daylight Time, we’ll begin revealing the Top 5, culminating with No. 1 on Friday. That’s right, on Friday, we’ll announce SCORELAND members’ pick for the greatest SCORE Girl ever. Magazine readers have already said it’s Linsey Dawn McKenzie. Did the web guys agree?
Five days to go…which means you only have five more chances to win one of the “20 for 20” gift packs (they include a limited-edition SCORE shirt, a limited-edition SCORE cap, a DVD of your choice, a magazine of your choice and a month of website membership of your choice). They’re literally prized possessions. S.G., one of the winners, wrote to Elliot:
“The prize pack arrived today and as usual, I was blown away by all of it. Amazing stuff of the highest quality..I can’t thank you enough. You all really put together a STELLAR product, whether it be print, online or product. It is so obvious that you and your colleagues work your fucking asses off, evidenced by the everyday at SCORELAND and even more so when you all put on a contest such as this.”
Thanks for the kind words, S.G.
Who do you think will land in the Top 5?
June 18, 2012 by Dave
Chances are this shirt and cap won't look as good on you as they do on Kitana, but just think: If you win it, you could wear the same shirt that brushed up against her breasts.
The other day, SCORE head honcho John Fox dropped me and Elliot an email. It read, “Are you guys aware of these pix we shot for the Blog to promote the contest and the 20th Anniversary Special at SCORELAND? The shirt Kitana is wearing is actually one of the shirts being given away. When Dave said in a previous blog post that there were a very limited number, he wasn’t kidding. One lucky winner is going to get this shirt fresh off of Kitana’s chest!”
Indeed, starting today at SCORELAND, there are still 10 “20 for 20” gift packs to be won, all of them include a SCORE 20th anniversary shirt and cap, and one of those 10 (there’s really no way of knowing which one) could be the shirt and cap that Kitana is wearing in the photo to the left.
Kitana shows off her prizes.
We asked Kitana to take off her shirt so we could show you the other prizes in the gift pack. No, not her tits. Don’t you wish? I’m talking about the free mag of your choice and free DVD of your choice. No, Kitana’s tan lines aren’t in the gift pack, either, but one of the DVDs Kitana has fucked in, such as SCORE Xtra #13 or Hard SCORE #3, could be if you so choose.
So, anyway, go to SCORELAND, click on the “20 for 20” banner on the members home page, answer the three questions in the daily trivia contest, then hope your name is picked out of a hat. That’s all you have to do!
Of course, like I said the other day, the trivia contest has been a doozy so far. On Day Nine, nobody correctly answered all three questions, so we had to choose a winner from among those who got two out of three. As the late, great John Houseman might have said, you’re gonna have to win one of these gift packs the old-fashioned way. You’re gonna have to earn it.
June 11, 2012 by Elliot James
Squished!
Big, heavy boobs pressed against glass is one of my favorite tit tricks. We used to have a specially constructed table made out of super-thick glass that we photographed some of the girls on. They could stand on it, too, so the photographer could shoot straight up. (Not that we believe in the glass ceiling.)
Tits-against-glass shoots are also done with glass shower doors and car windshields. They work really well with car wash sets and videos.
For the boob-squishing shots in Nancy Navarro’s strip and oil pictorial, the photographer had Nancy press a sheet of glass against her boobs. I think this picture from Nancy’s set would make a pretty nice desktop background. For your home PC, that is. I’m not sure about it on your office computer if you use one at work.
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Here are the answers to the “20 for 20” SCORE anniversary contests for Days 3 and 4:
Day 3
1) Whose first SCORE hardcore scene was a threesome? Chloe Vevrier
Chloe did her first hardcore BGG scene in London with “Russian” Kathy and Kathy’s boyfriend at the time, a regular dude named Matt who boffed them both. Lucky guy. Chloe plays a masseuse who comes to rub Kathy, and rub they did.
2) In 2002, Autumn-Jade returned to SCORELAND following a growth spurt that saw her bra size go from a DDD-cup to an…I-cup
3) Which redheaded SCORE Girl once interviewed Tawny Peaks for SCORE? Montana
This was a tough one and might be the most difficult question of the entire “20 for 20” anniversary. Montana, a curly-haired redhead who feature-danced, interviewed Tawny for the July ’93 SCORE.
Day 4
1) Which SCORE Girl has inverted nipples? Terry Nova
2) Which two naturals went head-to-head and tit-to-tit in the one and only “Big-Tit Challenge” at SCORELAND? Cassitty Harmon and Africa Sexxx
3) Which model did not celebrate her 18th birthday with a SCORE pictorial? Jessica Turner
Linsey and Dawn Phoenix in London and Sharday in America all celebrated their 18th birthdays with photo shoots. Jessica Turner celebrated her 21st birthday on Boob Cruise 2000.
Today is Day 5. Good luck!
June 8, 2012 by Dave
These belong to the girl who placed No. 18 in our "20 for 20" voting. The action continues today at SCORELAND.
So the “20 for 20” celebration continues today at SCORELAND with the announcement of our 18th-best SCORE Girl of all-time as voted by SCORELAND members, and I can tell you a few things about this girl:
1. Initials N.F.
2. Tits get bigger every time we hook up with her, which is impressive since she’s 100% natural.
3. She’s the first of several girls who didn’t make it into the Top 20 named by magazine readers but did make it into the Top 20 as voted by website members. What does that mean? Hey, you tell me!
Also continuing today (and tomorrow, too) is the daily gift-pack trivia contest in which members have a chance to win a limited-edition 20th anniversary cap and shirt, among other goodies, and let me tell you something: I’m surprised. When Elliot and I first thought up the questions, we wondered, “Are they too easy?” Well, the answer is a big, gigantic NO!
The way it works is, each day, we present three SCORE-related trivia questions. Answer all three correctly and you get entered into a random drawing for one of 20 gift packs. Well, so far, I’d say about 10% of contest entrants have answered all three questions correctly.
On Day One, the answer that tripped up most people was, “How many times did the Boob Cruise sail?” The correct answer was five, but almost everybody answered six. Surprisingly, most people correctly answered the one about the real-life farmer’s daughter who grew up working on a hops farm. The answer is Kaytee Carter, and when Elliot devised that question, I said to him, “Nobody’s going to get that right.” But almost everybody did.
On Day Two, almost everybody knew that Lorna Morgan poured heavy cream over her body in Key Largo, Florida, but a lot of people thought Chloe Vevrier’s first SCORE shoot was in London, England (it was actually in Eleuthera, the Bahamas), and not a lot of people knew that Lisa Lipps had brought her own stud to a SCORE hardcore shoot.
Well, I’m glad the questions haven’t been too easy. That makes it more fun. I’m not sure which of today’s questions will stump readers. There’s one about whose first XXX scene was a threesome, then there’s one about Autumn-Jade’s growth spurt and another about Tawny Peaks.
All I can say is that those gift-packs are going to be well-earned, and if you happen to win one, wear that cap and shirt proudly. In my opinion, you’re the big-boob world equal of any Jeopardy champion.
The Day 2 winner was A.E.W. of Silver Spring, Maryland. Congratulations!
June 7, 2012 by Elliot James
Melissa Reed at SCORELAND right now.
Meet Melissa Reed.
Melissa is brand spankin’ new. She is one of the new generation of models that Dave described in his recent Blog.
I have a theory about this. I think that just as many girls go on adult sites as guys do these days. Fifteen years ago, rarely would you see a woman in an adult book store unless she worked there. Now women surf adult sites. They go to adult entertainment fan conventions. They go to strip clubs. They watch adult DVDs by themselves. Sex toys are sold in drug stores and are advertised on TV. It’s a different generation.
Women are curious, and they’re not yellow about it. (Look up “I Am Curious Yellow” if that sentence puzzles you.)
Melissa is a California girl who busted out early in life. She grew up and her chest grew out. And out. And out. Now she’s a 36HH-cupper. Sound the trumpets!
We always ask a new girl how she found out about SCORE. How did Melissa find out?
“A friend of mine recommended you,” she said. “I looked at the website and the magazine and decided to try it. You contacted me back right away.” That friend is now my friend.
We asked Melissa if she had any special talents we should know about. She didn’t think so, but we respectfully disagree.
Come see why over the next three days.
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We have a winner in Day 1’s “20 for 20” contest at SCORELAND.
Congratulations to S.T. of Omaha. He’s won a limited-edition SCORE 20th anniversary cap, a limited-edition 20th anniversary shirt, a free SCORE Group magazine of his choice, a free SCORE Group DVD of his choice and one free month of access to the TSG website of his choice.
Here are Day 1’s questions with the correct answers in bold:
In 1992, publisher John Fox wanted a cover model who epitomized what being “#1 In Big Boobs” is all about. Who was the cover girl?
A) Pandora Peaks
B) Busty Dusty
C) L.A. Bust
D) Wendy Whoppers
How many times did the Boob Cruise Sail?
A) 4
B) 5
C) 6
D) 7
A real-life farmer’s daughter, she grew up working on a hops farm.
A) Kaytee Carter
B) Destiny Rose
C) Mandy Pearl
D) Brandy Talore
Surprisingly, the Boob Cruise question was the one that tripped up most people. Day 2’s contest starts now with #19 Venera!
May 2, 2012 by Dave
This is not the official ballot. It's a facsimile. The actual ballot can be found in the members area of SCORELAND.
Know what I just did? I just voted for my 20 favorite SCORE Girls of all-time in SCORELAND‘s edition of the “20 for 20” contest at SCORELAND. Yes, the voting booths are now open for this contest in which SCORELAND members–yes, members only (membership has its privileges, you know)–get to pick the 20 greatest SCORE Girls ever. Twenty years of SCORE. Twenty girls. Hence, “20 for 20.”
Recently, magazine readers had their chance to vote, and the results made up the June ’12 20th anniversary double issue, now available in print and digital formats at eBoobStore.com. But if there’s one thing we’ve learned over the years, it’s that magazine and online big-boob lovers have slightly different tastes in girls. The magazine readers slightly trended toward the classic SCORE Girls; 11 of the 20 girls chosen made their debuts in the 1990s. Will SCORELAND members mirror their boob brothers? Or will they trend toward the newer girls? I’m looking forward to finding out. The online ballot includes 50 girls, made up of SCORE‘s 20 Greatest Naturals, every Hall of Famer and a mix of legends and newcomers selected by our editorial board (but based, of course, on the popularity of the girls throughout the years).
The purpose of the online voting is to set the stage for SCORELAND’s gala celebration of SCORE‘s 20th anniversary, scheduled to kick off on June 1. As we did with the “Best of the Decade” voting a few years ago, we’ll announce one winner a day, starting with the 20th-highest vote-getter and counting down to No. 1. Of course, there’ll be a lot more going on at SCORELAND during June because if there’s one thing we’ve proven, it’s that we know how to throw a big-boob party.
And now, the FAQs:
Q: Can I vote more than once?
A: No.
Q: What if I’m not a SCORELAND member?
A: Join.
Q: Are write-in votes allowed?
A: No.
Q: Can I vote for one, five or 10 girls or do I have to vote for 20?
A: You must vote for 20.
Q: Do I have to vote for the girls in any special order?
A: No. Just vote for 20. All votes will be counted equally.
One more thing: the deadline for voting is midnight on May 10.
Meanwhile, congratulations to the 50 ladies who made it onto the ballot. Considering how many hundreds of girls have appeared in SCORE since its inception in 1992, just being on the ballot is impressive.
Now vote!
April 27, 2012 by Elliot James
Natasha's back. And showing her back. Because she also has back besides boobs.
The other day, I read a news item about celebrities who had worked at McDonald’s at some point in their lives. Some of the names mentioned were singer Shania Twain, actress Sharon Stone and TV host Star Jones. I’m trying to visualize Sharon Stone in her famous scene from Basic Instinct as a McDonald’s drive-through girl. It would be a good comedy skit.
Whenever I see those famous golden arches, I don’t think of burgers. I see a pair of big breasts from a bird’s-eye point-of-view or a girl lying down, her boobs pointing at the ceiling.
Sadly, one of our own celebrities at SCORELAND was not mentioned in the article. Talk about neglect!
Her name?
Natasha Dulce.
Natasha used to work at McDonald’s. But then an issue arose about those degrading paper hats they have the employees wear. As Natasha remembered it last year when she debuted at SCORELAND, she didn’t wear her hat at the job and the female manager “just told me to go home, and at that time, my car was in the shop so my parents had to drop me off at work. Well, that happened like 10 minutes after, so my mom got really mad, and then my dad ended up picking me up, and he cussed out the store manager, and then she fired me for it.”
So Natasha became an exotic dancer instead of climbing the corporate ladder to become an assistant manager. Then she tried modeling and liked it.
Their loss is SCORELAND‘s gain. There is a fairness in life sometimes.
I bring all this up because Natasha is back with a new XXX scene, “La Dulce Vida,” something I’ve been eagerly hoping and waiting over a year for. And I’m lovin’ it. You will, too.
The new SCORE Model of the Year winner!
This time, Natasha is decked out in old-school men’s magazine garb. The black stockings, the garters, the bra and panties…the works. The only accessory that’s missing is a sexy paper hat. Welcome back, Natasha.
Ya want fries with that?
Also at SCORELAND is this fresh pictorial of the new SCORE Model of the Year Kelly Christiansen. It’s a well-deserved win! Kelly never ceases to stagger everyone in her path. She has it all. The SCORE Man’s dream wife. Every SCORE Man should have one.
“I’m just very flattered,” Kelly said. “That’s the first thing that comes to mind. Flattered, surprised, shocked, wow! What else can I say? It’s great. Thank you so much!”
Being a SCORE Girl has helped Kelly’s self-confidence. “I think I said that was one of the reasons I got into this, that I wanted to boost my confidence. It worked! I’m definitely not as shy as I used to be. That’s definitely a good thing for me.”
Congratulations, Kelly! Hope to see you back again soon.
April 17, 2012 by Elliot James
When Diane Poppos returned to these Happy Halls of Hooters last spring, Maria ran a contest in November ’11 Voluptuous to give away a magazine signed by Diane. This envelope contained one of the entries.
An entry for Diane Poppos' autographed magazine giveaway.
This gentleman really wanted that rare souvenir badly!
I admired his motivation and interest. He could have just addressed the envelope.
When SCORE magazine had a Summer Sinn bra giveaway in the May ’08 edition, Belgian reader D.L. mailed a large envelope containing a huge, accordion-style fold-out that spelled I WANT TO WIN SUMMER SINN’S BRA, with one letter per page and below the letter, a photo of Summer wearing her ultra-rare, custom-made bra. This is one long sheet of paper!
D.L.'s 23-page Summer Sinn bra giveaway entry.
D.L. didn’t win, but I still have his memorable entry. (I save all bra entries from every bra contest. This one’s never been topped.)
D.L. is still a SCORELAND member, for which we thank him.
The folks from the post office always bring something interesting in their mail bags from interesting people.
And we thank them for that.
