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Your waitress Liza Biggs awaits at the big-boob diner. What’s good? How about the boob plate special?

February 3, 2015 by Elliot James 11 Comments

Liza Biggs (March and April 2015 Voluptuous) will take your order now. And we all know what that is.

Liza is actually a sous chef in the real world. But a sous chef’s coat is not form-fitting and it ain’t sexy.

“If I’m having sex, I’m kind of aggressive,” says Liza. “I’m physical, so I’ll pull him towards me, force his clothes off, give commands and if he can follow, I can do what he wants. Then you can tell me what you want. Describe it to me. I don’t think I’ve ever come close to suffocating anyone. There have been guys who have asked me to just put my tits on their faces. But they like it. They’ll want me to shake them in their face, push them into their face. I get motor boated a lot. I use them to jerk them off, too. That’s something a lot of guys like. I’ve never been with a guy that wasn’t into tits. That would probably be kind of hard to find, too. It would be kind of hard to not be a tit man and want me.”

Writes Mam Man: “Can you guys at SCORELAND find a more perfect woman? I don’t think so.”

Unfortunately, we live in a society that forbids drinking like this in restaurants.

 

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#MAMMING

August 6, 2014 by Elliot James 1 Comment

Mamming at the police station. We approve of this.

Internet trends and fads usually have the longevity of a Mayfly (an insect that lives from one-to-24 hours).

Remember planking? People took photos of themselves stretched out on their stomachs and posted them to the Internet.

But this web fad I like, and I hope it lasts. I’m sure it won’t. It’s called “mamming.”

Women are shooting and uploading pictures of their boobs on random flat surfaces such as car hoods, tables and counters, usually in public, and posting the shots on Twitter, Facebook, etc. etc. It’s done for breast cancer awareness (the name is derived from mammogram). It’s the idea of two female executives who want to inspire women to get mammograms. They say, “We would love to see mamming become as big on the Web as planking and owling. Part of the reason we love mamming as a vehicle for spreading awareness is  it taps into an existing trend that is really fun and relevant to everyone.”

Mamming in school. We approve of this.

 

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The Adventures of Super Jennica, aka Jennica Lynn, mild-mannered reporter for a great big-boob magazine!

June 27, 2014 by Elliot James 3 Comments

It’s superheroine time with beautiful and generously blessed Jennica Lynn!

A superheroine is what Jennica looks like.

Our very own wonder woman. What are her powers?

Jennica can’t fly or burn a hole in your pants with her eyes (well, maybe she can), but she can knock you flat with her big boobs and bubble butt.

She has no lasso of truth, but one look at her baby blue eyes and you would never be able to lie to her.

Those are five kilos of pure dynamite  propped up in her indestructible bustier.

See the photo spread and video at XLGirls.com and get happy!

Faster than a speeding bullet bra!

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Alana Lace: Why big-boobed coeds are vital to America’s educational system

June 1, 2014 by Elliot James 1 Comment

Studying is impossible with Alana around.

Coed Alana Lace is not interested in cracking open her books. But she’s stuck in this classroom.

What should Alana do to pass the time?

If you ask us, play with her big boobs and pussy.

You have to listen to the audio of this video that’s live today at SCORELAND. Alana has a very juicy squeeze-box, and when she’s moving her fingers in and out of her cooch, the squish-squish and smish-shmish sounds are very loud and very clear.

I think the loudest I’ve ever heard in a video.

Alana’s wetter than a Seattle afternoon in November.

“Already the number one contender for best V-mag Newcomer of the Year,” writes Alan.

Other coed role models include:

Jennica Lynn: School's out.

Melissa Manning: After school play.

Hitomi: Student body.

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