Categories for Cosplay

Holly’s student body, and when Irish boobs are smiling

March 17, 2016 by Elliot James

The kind of student body that gets big attention, the campus coed who gives her male classmates and professors a lesson in “Adult Education.” Holly Wood likes to play dress-up in the bedroom. Which SCORELAND Girl would she like to take a study break with?

“Katie Thornton and Danniella Levy are so sexy,” Holly said. “Dolly Fox looks like so much fun. And Hitomi would be a wild experience! Who knows? Perhaps it will come together soon.”

Madmacs commented, “Hey, SCORE, we want more, more, more hardcore of Holly Wood! Would love to see you talk her into some more shoots and maybe a facial on her beautiful face.”

Holly likes a lot of late night cramming. What grade do you give her?

As a St. Patrick’s Day bonus, two re-scanned sets from the archive are part of today’s boob parade. Irishwomen Cathy Patrick and Lisa Phillips were two of the most-popular bust-out babes of the late 1980s and early 1990s, stars of the big-boob scene in magazines and videos.

Lisa Phillips. Erin go bra-less.

Cathy Patrick. Get your Irish on.

 

 

Happy Halloween from Sheridan Love and SCORELAND

October 30, 2015 by Dave

Nice pumpkins, Sheridan

I’ve never been a big fan of Halloween, but maybe I’m ready to change my mind.

Halloween is tomorrow, but Sheridan’s getting it started tonight.

Trick or treat? If Sheridan were turning tricks, I’d take her treats.

In other news, Allie Pearson, who’s still a week away from making her XLGirls.com debut, was back in our studio this week.

Hmmmm…now why would we bring back a girl just three weeks after she shot with us for the first time?

 

Hooker with huge heavy hooters hit in the heinie hatch. Cat Bangles is being the big-boobed bad girl again.

September 12, 2015 by Elliot James

Fresh out of the cathouse, Cat Bangles plays a busty anal hooker, a hooker with huge hooters in this fuck fantasy ripped from the pages of Voluptuous magazine. Catwoman loves playing a bad girl on-camera. It’s not Halloween yet, but that doesn’t stop Cat from cosplaying a big-chested streetwalker in thigh-high boots.

The Cat’s got a dirtier mind than a lot of guys, and she’s really taken to the adult world. She was voted Hardcore Performer of the Year for 2014 by V-mag readers.

“The best compliment I can get is when a stranger comes up to me and tells me I’m exotic and beautiful and have sex appeal,” says our Miss Bangles. “The worst is when people tell me my boobs are too big. But in my opinion, the bigger the better.” You tell ’em, Cat. “I like to put on tight wife-beaters and see how guys react when they check me out.”

“I would like to see Cat in a sexy Bat Girl costume. Call her Bat Bangles. She can take it in the B hole again,” writes a guy who calls himself “Bones.”

I choose Jenna Valentine as “Miss Busty Coed”

April 5, 2015 by Elliot James

Rack to school with Jenna.

No, this is not a “Miss Busty Coed” contest.

It’s just easy for me to envision Jenna Valentine as a stacked coed. She looks like a college girl. I’ve thought about a shoot like this since she first came to SCORELAND.

No need to mentally picture that visual. It’s here now in photos and a video.

Jenna Valentine isn’t a huge-boobed coed. She’s working as a huge-boobed make-up artist now.

And Jenna wasn’t the cheerleader or plaid-skirt coed type when she was in school.

Said Jenna back in 2009, “I was a creepy Gothic girl. I was spooky. The jocks would actually throw candy at me and make fun of me. But now they hit on me and they all want to fuck me and it’s super weird. They used to be super mean to me.”

Let this be a too-late lesson to these miscreants and haters.

In my breast-obsessed brain, the idea of a sexy coed shoot of Jenna was just right.

And even though it often seems that Jenna’s a rebel, not to mention angsty, seeing her as a busty policewoman would also be very hot. She did a sexy French maid set in Mexico in 2011 that’s one of my favorite cosplay shoots.

Your waitress Liza Biggs awaits at the big-boob diner. What’s good? How about the boob plate special?

February 3, 2015 by Elliot James

Liza Biggs (March and April 2015 Voluptuous) will take your order now. And we all know what that is.

Liza is actually a sous chef in the real world. But a sous chef’s coat is not form-fitting and it ain’t sexy.

“If I’m having sex, I’m kind of aggressive,” says Liza. “I’m physical, so I’ll pull him towards me, force his clothes off, give commands and if he can follow, I can do what he wants. Then you can tell me what you want. Describe it to me. I don’t think I’ve ever come close to suffocating anyone. There have been guys who have asked me to just put my tits on their faces. But they like it. They’ll want me to shake them in their face, push them into their face. I get motor boated a lot. I use them to jerk them off, too. That’s something a lot of guys like. I’ve never been with a guy that wasn’t into tits. That would probably be kind of hard to find, too. It would be kind of hard to not be a tit man and want me.”

Writes Mam Man: “Can you guys at SCORELAND find a more perfect woman? I don’t think so.”

Unfortunately, we live in a society that forbids drinking like this in restaurants.

 

#MAMMING

August 6, 2014 by Elliot James

Mamming at the police station. We approve of this.

Internet trends and fads usually have the longevity of a Mayfly (an insect that lives from one-to-24 hours).

Remember planking? People took photos of themselves stretched out on their stomachs and posted them to the Internet.

But this web fad I like, and I hope it lasts. I’m sure it won’t. It’s called “mamming.”

Women are shooting and uploading pictures of their boobs on random flat surfaces such as car hoods, tables and counters, usually in public, and posting the shots on Twitter, Facebook, etc. etc. It’s done for breast cancer awareness (the name is derived from mammogram). It’s the idea of two female executives who want to inspire women to get mammograms. They say, “We would love to see mamming become as big on the Web as planking and owling. Part of the reason we love mamming as a vehicle for spreading awareness is  it taps into an existing trend that is really fun and relevant to everyone.”

Mamming in school. We approve of this.

 

The Adventures of Super Jennica, aka Jennica Lynn, mild-mannered reporter for a great big-boob magazine!

June 27, 2014 by Elliot James

It’s superheroine time with beautiful and generously blessed Jennica Lynn!

A superheroine is what Jennica looks like.

Our very own wonder woman. What are her powers?

Jennica can’t fly or burn a hole in your pants with her eyes (well, maybe she can), but she can knock you flat with her big boobs and bubble butt.

She has no lasso of truth, but one look at her baby blue eyes and you would never be able to lie to her.

Those are five kilos of pure dynamite  propped up in her indestructible bustier.

See the photo spread and video at XLGirls.com and get happy!

Faster than a speeding bullet bra!

Alana Lace: Why big-boobed coeds are vital to America’s educational system

June 1, 2014 by Elliot James

Studying is impossible with Alana around.

Coed Alana Lace is not interested in cracking open her books. But she’s stuck in this classroom.

What should Alana do to pass the time?

If you ask us, play with her big boobs and pussy.

You have to listen to the audio of this video at SCORELAND. Alana has a very juicy squeeze-box, and when she’s moving her fingers in and out of her cooch, the squish-squish and smish-shmish sounds are very loud and very clear.

I think the loudest I’ve ever heard in a video.

Alana’s wetter than a Seattle afternoon in November.

Other coed role models include:

Jennica Lynn: School’s out.

Melissa Manning: After school play.

Hitomi: Student body.