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Who do these dancing tits belong to?

April 23, 2010 by Dave 14 Comments

A few facts about the girl in this video:

1. Her tits are 36KKK naturals. Yes, I said 36KKK. Yes, I said naturals. By comparison, Minka has KK-cups, and they’re not natural.

2. Her waist measurement is only 28 inches.

3. Here at SCORE, we have something called “The 20 Club.” It’s for models whose chest measurement is at least 20 inches larger than their waist measurement. As you can guess, it’s a very exclusive club. Most of its members are augmented. This girl is natural, and she enters the Club with a 22.

4. She fucks, too.

5. She’s making her SCORELAND debut next Friday.

6. If she spoke English, you might catch her singing, “It’s my own sun that’s upon your face! The sun, my own sun. It’s upon your face! It’s upon your face!”

I wish those tits were upon my face.

And that’s all I have to say on the matter. For now.

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On Location Grand Bahama: Arianna, sinfully GOOD

April 19, 2010 by Maria 7 Comments

Today is a magical day because Arianna Sinn’s masturbatorial masterpiece is posting to SCORELAND, and it will make you harder than a diamond in an icestorm. (Oh, yeah!)

I need to stress to you guys HOW GOOD this video is.

It’s good. Oh, man, it is horny, horny, horny goodness. She rubs those titties. She talks dirty to you. She rolls around, rubbing cream on her tatas and pussy, and then she cums for you. It’s intimate. It’s fucking porntastic! It’s sinfully amazing.

Arianna is so luscious and sexy and soft-spoken that you will want to fuck her and then, (Yeah, I’m going to say it, so brace yourselves.) cuddle with her. You will want to spoon with this gorgeous lady. But not to worry, with a sexy, curvy sex kitten like Arianna, spooning always leads to forking. (Insert drums and cymbals here for that cheesey joke…ba-da-dum-doosh! lol)

And because I am feeling generous, (Maybe because I am in some sort of post-horny haze from all the Arianna-ness today.) I am giving you this extra video of tomorrow’s goodness. Yes, I am like the patron saint of behind-the-scenes footage. Check out the video below! To me, the best parts are all the girl-on-girl jiggling and tit-kissing! And the part where all four girls are jumping around in bed together. It’s like the busty sleepover of my dreams.

Enjoy it, gentlemen. These titties in paradise will keep you cumming and cumming and cumming.

xoxox,

Maria

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Who is this girl and why does she have her right tit in some guy’s mouth?

April 12, 2010 by Dave 26 Comments

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The first half of the question is the hard part. The second part is easy: Because we asked her to and because she wanted to. First time…on camera, that is.

She also jacked the guy’s cock and put it between her G-cup tits until he shot his load…north of the border, of course.

Of course, the other questions are: 1.) When are we going to see the rest of the photos? and 2.) Is there a video?

The answers: Friday and yes.

Now, who’s that girl?

The girl who the tits belong to and the guy who’s sucking on her tits are prohibited from guessing. Those who guess correctly win the lifelong respect of all SCORELAND Blog readers and might even get a free tit-fuck from the girl who the tits belong to. But I’m not making any guarantees, so don’t count on it.

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Riddle me this…

April 10, 2010 by Maria 18 Comments

What do you get when you cross one titan titter and one fresh-faced flattie together in a studio?

THIS SHOT.

Renee Ross 40J and Sophia Sutra 34A. The comparison boggles the mind!

Renee Ross 40J and Sophia Sutra 34A. The comparison boggles the mind!

It’s incredible to see these two ladies together like this, right?

Look for this side-by-side comparison in an upcoming issue of V-Mag.

Oh, and please take note that Renee’s tit is almost the size of Sophia’s head.

xoxo

Maria

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Proof! Natalie Fiore WAS in the Bahamas!

March 18, 2010 by Maria 33 Comments
Arianna SInn and Natalie Fiore, international breasts in paradise!

Arianna SInn and Natalie Fiore, international breasts in paradise!

Oh, yes, thank you for flashing us, ladies.

Oh, yes, thank you for flashing us, ladies.

A-HA!

So, there were all these rumors that the one and only Natalie Fiore was in the Bahamas a few weeks ago, but no one could either confirm nor deny said ramblings, and I was starting to believe that they were very untrue…BUT…then I came across some files today and EUREKA! I found the proof I needed!

(I have become an expert at nabbing these photos, I tell you!)

BEHOLD!

Photographic proof that the one and only Natalie Fiore was, in fact, in the Bahamas, shooting and possibly filming and doing all sorts of great things to her magnificent tits.

I KNEW IT!

Ha! When it comes to tits, you can’t really keep anything secret from me for too long.

My Boobdar senses these things, it really does. (That’s boob radar, and yes, I possess this superpower. Be jealous.)

From what I understand, Natalie’s tits are EVEN BIGGER than the last time we caught up with her, and you know what? I am not gonna complain about that!

She’s looking pretty hot posing with Arianna Sinn in the tropics.

Hot damn if these pics don’t make me want to see a wet T-shirt contest real bad!

Enjoy these shots, boys. As soon as I get my horny little hands on any more of these pics, I’ll post.

xoxox

Maria

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It’s not nice to talk with your mouth full…

March 16, 2010 by Dave 8 Comments

Of course, it is okay to talk with your mouth full if you’re a stacked chick and you’re talking while your mouth is full of cock.

Come to think of it, it’s okay to talk with your mouth full if you’re a flat-chested chick and you’re talking while your mouth is full of cock. Let’s face it: If any girl is sucking cock, she can do whatever she wants.

Anyway, in this brief video, G-cup newcomer Melonie Max sucks cock while answering my questions. Three things impress me:

1. She doesn’t lose her sucking rhythm during the interview.

2. The guy doesn’t lose his hard-on from hearing my voice. Chances are, he was so focused on Melonie’s spectacular BJ technique that he didn’t even notice I was there.

3. I don’t pull out my cock and stuff it in Melonie’s mouth during the interview. Because that’s the natural instinct, right? To want to get your cock sucked when you see a girl who’s a foot away from you sucking? Cock doesn’t care about decorum and professionalism (that’s what I’m supposed to exhibit in situations like this). It only cares about the super-busty babe who’s obviously very willing to suck cock.

Enough of that. You can see Melonie sucking and fucking right now at XLGIRLS.COM. Or you can wait a few days and see her doing it at SCORELAND.

Thank you for your time.–Dave

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Busties In The Sand! Busties By The Sea!

March 14, 2010 by Maria 48 Comments

When I posted some pilfered shots of Jenna Valentine, Taylor Steele, Arianna Sinn and Karla James in the Bahamas recently, you guys went bananas! Not to mention that the girls themselves started commenting about how much fun it was to play in the sand and go crazy on the beach.

Well, all of your excitement about those photos made me excited, too!

That’s why it is my pleasure to post some more shots from that trip to paradise.

Behold! The busty bunch in the surf coating each other with sand. It looks like the girls had a great time rubbing each other’s bodies. (It’s pretty good stuff to look at, too!)

I don’t know about you guys, but this pictures make me want to play beach blanket bingo with these ladies. They are Bahama Mamas, for sure.

xoxo

Maria

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Perkies in Paradise…YOWZA!!!!!

March 4, 2010 by Maria 53 Comments
Karla James, Arianna Sin, Taylor Steele and Jenna Valentine in the surf in the Bahamas!

Karla James, Arianna Sin, Taylor Steele and Jenna Valentine in the surf in the Bahamas!

Karla James shooting water everywhere...like a busty fountain!

Karla James shooting water everywhere...like a busty fountain!

Howdy Hooter lovers!

So, here is the skinny…our studio staffers went to the Bahamas recently to shoot models Arianna Sinn (Yum!), Jenna Valentine (My lesbian crush!), Karla James (Brit tit bomber!) and Taylor Steele (Canadian cans galore!) in the tropics. All you need to know is that there were tits and they were a’jigglin’ all over the place and sun and surf, which obviously makes stacked chicks want to be naked all the time.

I wouldn't mind being nestled between these ladies and their impressive chest snuggies!

I wouldn't mind being nestled between these ladies and their impressive chest snuggies!

Okay, so right off the bat I am going to just brush off the fact that they didn’t take me to paradise (AGAIN!!!) when they took these four righteous hotties to the Bahamas. I am just going to let it go that I wasn’t there when these babes were frolicking in the ocean, wet and naked. I’m not mad. I can look past it. And to show that I am not a bitter person, I (stole) reviewed these pics from the trip just now and I’m going to post them for you guys. 🙂

I want to be run down by a big-tit stampede!

I want to be run down by a big-tit stampede!

I don’t know about you guys, but seeing these curvy cuties in these string bikinis makes me feel warm…in all the right places! I advise you guys to keep your eyes peeled and your cocks hard for the videos and photos that are coming your way from the Bahamas! Here’s another incentive…I hear rumors that they even shot Natalie Fiore, on this trip, too! (Okay, I’ll admit that typing that out made me a tad bit jealous that I didn’t go. I would have killed to rub tanning lotion on Natalie’s amazing jugs.)

My favorite picture in this series is the one where the girls are running towards the camera. I will openly admit that if I had to pick a way to check out of this world, being stampeded by half naked juggies on the beach is probably up there with being smothered by a bunch of tatas.

Enjoy the pics boys! (And remember to click on them to enlarge them to full-jacking size!)

xoxo

Maria

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Samantha 38G: Big tits, lots o’ wit

February 26, 2010 by Maria 8 Comments

One of my favorite things about Samantha 38G is her sense of humor. She loves to laugh. And when she laughs, her 38 G guns undulate. 🙂

(Yes, I said, undulate. I love that word.)

Anyhow, back to Samantha…

When she was here filming the new DVD K-Jugs, there was so much backstage footage of her on-set shenanigans that we compiled this little clip for you guys of her massive guns and her charm. That’s right, boys. We are showcasing wits and tits here!

Our cameraman Lester got this footage of Sam getting dressed for a scene, and I have to say that Samantha looks very hot in red. And that this red top that she is wearing must be made of space-age polyfibers because it withstands the weight and stretch of her cannons. According to Sam, she wears this top out on dates. All I can say is that if I were a guy and I picked Sam up and she was in this top…oooh weeeee…I think my motor skills would be compromised for the entire night. Who could concentrate or even converse with a valley of cleavage like this staring you in the face?

Sigh.

Check out the very hot Samantha 38G and then you get down on your knees and give thanks for leopard panties, big tits, the color red and stretchy tops.

lol

xoxo

Maria

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K-JUGS is here with Renee Ross

February 23, 2010 by Maria 10 Comments

It’s here! It’s here!

The new XL Girls movie K-Jugs is here, and it stars RENEE ROSS! (Who you know is one of my faves.) While we were filming this stacktacular masterpiece, we had Lester, our infamous cameraman, follow all the girls around on the set, and he had some pretty great moments with the likes of Ms. Ross, Samantha 38G, Bailey Santanna, Brandy Ryder, Reyna Mae and Jade Parker.

We will be unveiling some of his footage throughout the week so all of you guys can get an idea of what it was like on the set. (We always try to give our guys some funny backstage/blooper stuff.)

K-Jugs was the brainchild of one of our readers, who wrote in and gave us the idea for the flick in the SCORE Scriptwriting contest. So we got some hot busties together, and they went to town doing raunchy XXX. And just like that, our reader’s fantasy came true.

Yes, SCORE is like Make A Wish for boob guys. lol

Here’s my synopsis of K-Jugs:

Sam and Renee play rival DJs at a station called K-JUGS.

Renee fucks.

Sam fucks.

Sam and Renee fuck each other! 🙂

There are big tits all over the place.

Bailey Santanna fucks.

And she gets cum all over her face. (Yay!)

Reyna and Brandy get hot and sticky in a four-way.

Jade Parker’s in this flick, too.

And guess what? She fucks!

Bang. Bang. Bang. Boobs. Moneyshot.

And we all cum happily ever after.

The end.

Sigh. Don’t you just love happy endings? lol

And now some fine backstage footage of the one, the only Renee Ross. (Also a cameo by the hotness that is Samantha 38G.)

Enjoy it boys! And look for K-Jugs at the eBoobStore this Friday!

xoxo

Maria

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