Valory Irene has perfect tits. Trust me. And if you don't trust me, trust John Fox. He never lies.
Listen, I’m under strict orders, and I’m not going to grab a photo of new discovery Valory Irene naked and post it on the Blog just so you can get your rocks off on some free tits and I can get myself torn a new asshole. Even posting this photo is probably pushing things a little. You see, this photo is NOT part of the 14-day Valory Irene countdown that’s going on now at SCORELAND, which means that at this point, it’s not an officially sanctioned Valory Irene photo.
Yeah, security is tight around here, but there’s a reason for that. SCORE chief John Fox, who has seen a few hundred-thousand pairs in his day, thinks Valory has the most-perfect tits ever. Actually, his quote was, “If God created the perfect tits, they would be Valory’s.”
I have to say, I’ve seen them, and to quote a famous TV show, “They’re real and they’re spectacular!” Facially, Valory doesn’t look like [INSERT MYSTERY MODEL’S NAME HERE], but in shape, her breasts are nearly dead ringers for [INSERT MYSTERY MODEL’S NAME HERE], and her ass is on a par with [INSERT MYSTERY MODEL’S NAME HERE], too.
Why all the mystery? I could show you. But then somebody would probably kill me.
Anyway, the countdown is going on now, then on September 21, you’ll get Valory’s first video, followed by 13 days of photos, more videos, an interview and more. All with naked tits.
Maybe it’s just me, but I’m a sucker for tall, beautiful blue-eyed blondes with big tits and womanly, fuckable asses. I know I’m unusual in that way, but, hey, what can I say?
Anyway, the girl you’re about to see in the video below is Kelly Christiansen, a fresh-off-the-bus newcomer from San Francisco, California. First, the bad news: Kelly is happily married. Now the good news: Her husband is a SCORE Man, and much like the hubby of Jayden Prescott, he urged his wife to get naked for his favorite magazine. Not that he had to push her.
“He said, ‘Hey, look, they have this BeASCORE Model website,’ so we watched the little introductory video and he said, ‘You should do this,'” Kelly said. And she said, “‘Why not?’ it seemed like fun.”
Kelly looks like a California girl, and she’s built like a brick shithouse: H-cup tits, womanly hips and strong, shapely legs that can wrap around your body and pull you in when you’re fucking her. Her measurements: 44-28-38. Very impressive.
So impressive that we made her the covergirl of the just-put-to-bed Holiday 2010 issue. You won’t see her on SCORELAND for a while (unless Elliot has a change of heart), but it’s always nice to have something to look forward to, right?
I make it a point to keep you abreast of all the things going on in SCORELAND (Hee-hee, I said, “Abreast!”), so please note that this blog is HOT OFF THE PRESSES.
Today, while making my usual rounds of the studio, I happened to bump into the woman who made me a fruit lover. You asked for her. You begged for her. You demanded her.
And you know what? YOU DESERVE TO SEE HER. So, gents, I give you the one and only Cherry “Ultimate V-Girl” Brady. Yes…she’s here. Please feel free to jump up and down with unbridled excitement and anticipate amazing, boob-filled LOL’tastic blogs to come.
With love,
Maria
My job is to hang out with Cherry. Sigh, my life is hard, right? lol
We’ve played this game once before, but that time, it was a lot easier. This time, anyone who guesses who these four pairs of boobs belongs to is…well, probably spending a lot of time staring at tits. Which is a good thing.
Anyway, there are four pairs of naturals in this video. You can see the racks and hear the girls’ voices (a major clue in at least two cases), but you can’t see their faces. By now, many of you have seen most of these girls at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com, but when I filmed this video, you hadn’t. I filmed it during a break in the shooting of a DVD that’s about to be released. But if I tell you the name of that DVD, the game will be ruined. I will tell you that two of the girls fuck in this new DVD (one takes a big, black cock up the ass) and the other two eat each other’s pussies real good.
Okay, start guessing. I’m betting that nobody gets all four.
In what I consider to be a bit of an upset (but, obviously, most of you don’t), Kristina Milan was voted your favorite “Treasure Chests of the Dominican Republic” girl, beating out Miosotis and Vanessa Del. Over 600 “Blog” readers voted, and Kristina got 50% of the vote, followed by Miosotis at 35% and Vanessa at 15%.
So, what does that tell us (other than that you like Kristina)? I think it tells us that there are a lot of you out there who love girls with big, lactating tits. Or maybe it tells us something else. Hey, I’m sure you’ll let me know.
On a completely unrelated subject, the other day, I blogged about the difference between tit-fucking on camera and going all the way on camera. Thanks to Angela White for checking in, but Angela, I’m not bitching about what models won’t do. I’m completely able to accept it. Then again, you know how it is when you’re in a bar and you see a girl you like? You’re not gonna get anywhere if you don’t ask, right? The key is to not make the girl feel pressured. And Angela, you once told me that even you’re surprised you haven’t done boy-girl yet.
Stephanie Stalls looks like a porn star but isn't one…yet.
Candy Manson is a porn star.
Anyway, what I really want to talk about is Stephanie Stalls. There are new photos and a video of Stephanie going up tomorrow at SCORELAND, and I bring this up because Stephanie is one girl who I can’t believe hasn’t fucked on camera. Blonde hair, long legs, big ass, big tits, pierced nipples, pierced clit…if any girl looks like a porn star, it’s Stephanie. She kinda reminds me of Candy Manson who, as we all know, has gone go on to do porn. I remember the first time I saw Candy in a solo set, I said to Elliot, “This girl has to do porn.” And she did. You can see her sucking and fucking in Stacked Street Sluts #3, Stacked & Suckin’ and sucking/tit-fucking in Big-Tit Tune Up. Anyway, I see Stephanie going even further than Candy has. Really raunchy, slobbering, dirty porn. Anal, too. Hey, a man can dream.
But can you really tell a porn girl by her appearance? Did anyone ever think that cute little Brandy Talore would become a full-fledged porn star? I never did.
Anyway, check out Stephanie tomorrow. Then you can say, “I knew her when…”
Oh, and one more thing. If you get the chance, do a Google search on Simona Halep, the tennis player, and check out her before-and-after pics. It’s enough to make a boob man cry.
Yeah, me neither. Who could see anything but the contrast between Miosotis’ dark and sexy tits and Arianna’s beautiful face? This photo has a lot of sexual mojo. In fact, it oozes sex. At least I think so.
Is this photo indicative of some sort of girl-on-girl action between Miosotis and Arianna for your jacking pleasure? Maybe sometime in the near future?
I have a pretty stellar gig. I come in, I look at boobs. I talk to girls with big boobs. I ask them to show me their big boobs. (They always say YES!) I ask them to do all sorts of fun boob tricks for me. (They always do.) And then, sometimes, I am talking to their boobs, er, to them, and then Dave comes into the studio and interrupts and says, “Hey! Put your boobs on Maria’s head!” And you know what? THEY DO. It’s pretty fuckin’ magical on a lot of levels.
So here is the situation: Cassidi Jai is a 24-year-old mocha mamma with ginormous HHH-tits. She is in college (YES! She’s a smart cookie with incredible sweater puppies!), and she is a freak. When I say she is a freak, I mean it in the MOST depraved way possible. I mean, she has done things that made ME blush. She loves trucks (Dodge Rams.), oil wrestling and has had threesomes, foursomes, lezzie-love and likes anal. Oh, and she lost her virginity only two years ago at the ripe age of 22. (Apparently she’s done a lot of making up for lost time in the last two years! lol)
Cassidi and I were enjoy a nice chat in the studio when Dave came in and shot this video which culminated in Cassidi putting her tit on my head (It was heavy!) and then wrapping her tits around my noggin, too. It was glorious! Check out the video below! (And coincidentally, don’t look for my boobs to make an appearance in this video. Sure, you will catch glimpses of them here and there, but Dave, ever the gentlemen, chose to video the greater of two evils, or rather, the greater and larger of two pairs of boobs. Smart man that he is! lol)
Cassidi will be making her V-Mag and SCORELAND debut very soon. For now, enjoy this newbie!
Sienna needs some good questions to wrap her mind around.
Sienna knows how to bring in customers.
Sienna Hills, frequent Blog commenter and the finest businesswoman in Little Rock, Arkansas, a gal who knows how to sell a SCORE Group DVD and magazine or two, is coming to our studio. Her mission: to fuck as many of our studs as possible. I think she’s up to it. She does, too. Sienna’s one of those girls who’d come to our studio and fuck for free, but we have to pay her because…well, doing otherwise just wouldn’t be proper. But ask her if she’d rather have the check or the cock and she’ll take the cock every time.
Anyway, Sienna is coming soon, and she’ll be cumming soon, too, and I was just wondering if you had any questions for her that you’d like for me to pass along. You send them in, I’ll ask them on a Blog video (I’ll even mention your name, if you’d like), and I’ll betcha Sienna will answer every last one of them, even if they’re not the kind of questions people ask in polite society (whatever that is).
Actually, the kinds of questions that people wouldn’t ask in polite society are preferred.
Miosotis, a natural wonder of the Dominican Republic, gets her tits out today at SCORELAND.
[Dave here: I have just hijacked this blog. I know you guys love Maria, but before she gets to what she wants to talk about, I need to remind you that Miosotis and her KKK naturals make their SCORELAND debut today. Photos (I attached one), plus three behind-the-scenes clips shot on our studio manager’s iPhone. Now back to our regularly scheduled blogger. Take it, Maria.]
I am a writer. I am also an editor. That means that my vernacular should be vast enough that I can describe to you the epic, amazing WOW’ness of seeing Kristina Milan fuck and watching her tits milk simultaneously. But sometimes words won’t do.
In fact, to quote the one-hit wonders Extreme, (from the ’90s), sometimes you need MORE THAN WORDS.
Well, I am not going to write a song about it, I’ll tell you that.
Thank goodness we have video. 🙂 Enjoy this teaser of Ms. Milan, pounded, and her milking mounds, too.
Being an editor here in the Universe of all things TITS, well, I’ve seen a lot of funbags, guys. I’ve seen ’em bigger than big and I’ve seen ’em in every color. There are oblong ones, hangers, missiles, cannons, perkies, jumbos, pancakes and whoppers.
That said, I’ve been looking at the footage and photos that were shot in the Dominican Republic, and for the first time in a long time…I am in AWE of the mammary splendor. I mean, it’s like nipple Nirvana!
So, I let my sticky fingers wander…(I just realized how perverted that sounds! LOL) and I pilfered some extra shots for you guys.
Kristina Milan, Arianna Sinn and Miosotis…enough tit power to milk a plethora of peckers!
This first one is of Kristina Milian and Miosotis just hanging out. But wait…who’s the meat in that tit sandwich? Why, it’s Arianna Sinn, and man, her tits are overshadowed by the sheer girth of these Latinas’ tatas. It’s mind-boggling!
I have never seen a pair of…milk jugs?…like Kristina Milan’s.
They are like sacks of lactation, man!
You might not, but Kristina Milan sure does GOT MILK!
I watched Kristina’s solo video at least three times, and seeing her tits drip and drip and drip…well, it made me want some Oreos real bad!
As a busty Latina, I have a special place in my heart for other busty Latinas, and Kristina touches my special place.
(Oh, wow, I am full of these dirty one-liners today, eh?)
What I meant to say was that I really like watching Kristina touch her special place and let her boobies leak all over the place.
You guys enjoy these behind the scenes pics of the ladies in the Domican Republic while I go grab some cookies.
And be sure to check out Kristina’s two-day special on XLGirls.com. Today, she struts her stuff, and tomorrow, she fucks. And yes, the WHOLE time her tits are raining breastmilk like glorious fountains. 🙂 Can’t wait!
