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You saw her taking a photo of Sha in yesterday’s Blog posting. Alexya was sunbathing naked nearby. It looks like island life appeals to them. So here’s young Codi Vore, our only American on the trip, making new friends and enjoying this exotic place where the pace of life is smooth and easy.
Newcomer Agnes Poulin, direct from Poland, returns to SCORELAND today with photos and video plus a bonus behind-the-scenes video. Agnes said, “My special talent is to annoy everyone.” Who are these people she’s annoying? Jealous women? Could be. Not men. What man would be annoyed by Agnes? What would she have to do to get your goat? She could walk up to me and say, “Dave, you are the most worthless piece of shit I’ve ever seen in my life. You disgust me,” and I’d be so focused on her tits, I’d just say, “Thank you. That’s very nice of you.”
Anyway, I’m about to go down a road I’ve gone down before with unspectacular results (remember, I’m the one who thought Amaya May and Paige Turner looked alike, even though they really don’t). Is it just my imagination, or does Agnes bear some resemblance to Lorna Morgan? Can you see it? Or is my special talent to annoy everyone?
As many of you know by now, Lisa Lipps is our newest SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Famer, joining Lorna Morgan, Alexis Love, Alyssa Alps, Angelique, Autumn-Jade, Busty Dusty, Chloe Vevrier, Crystal Gunns, Danni Ashe, Daphne Rosen, Devon Daniels, L.A. Bust, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Nicole Peters, Merilyn Sakova, Nikki Knockers, Pandora Peaks, Sarenna Lee, Sharday, Tawny Peaks, Tiffany Towers, Traci Topps and Wendy Whoppers in the pantheon of big tits.
But here’s a question we keep getting: Why are girls who posed only for Voluptuous not eligible for the Hall of Fame?
Well, the answer is simple. It’s the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame.
But what if we had a Hall of Fame for all big-bust models…and I’m talking about any girl who has ever taken her top off for a big-boob magazine, any magazine? What would that look like?
Who would be in your Big-Boob Hall of Fame (other than the 24 girls who are already in it, of course)?
I’ll get things started with two girls who pre-dated SCORE and V-mag and one girl who was mostly a Voluptuous model; Uschi Digard, Candy Samples and Rhonda Baxter.
Okay, guys, let’s fill that Hall! Who would be your girls?
Say what you want about U.S. President Donald Trump, but he definitely has good taste in women.
Say what you want about SCORELAND editor Elliot James, but he has the memory of an elephant. I mean, this guy remembers everything.
In the latest “Boob Beat” that I just edited for SCORE magazine, Elliot writes, “Years before this pretty young girl with her unique, cone-shaped, 34DD tits became the center of an international media storm involving the White House, alleged secret payoffs and an alleged affair with the President of the United States, she was photographed as Stormy Waters from Louisiana. The layout was published in the October 2000 SCORE.”
And, sure enough, photos of porn star Stormy Daniels when she was calling herself Stormy Waters can be found deep inside SCORELAND.
If Stormy Daniels fucked Donald Trump, does that make her more jackable or less jackable?
As I wrote in the May 2018 issue of SCORE (print and digital editions available now at eBoobStore.com), “In a year when it seemed as if Christy Marks or Karina Hart, the one-two punch in SCORELAND’s Model of the Decade Contest, was a sure thing to get inducted (both girls were in their first year of eligibility), SCORE readers pulled back the reins on their SCORELAND counterparts as if to say, ‘Not yet. It’s Lisa’s turn. Those girls will have their chance, and she’s as deserving as they are.”
Indeed, Lisa’s career spanned from 1992 to the early 2000s. She did hardcore. She sailed on the first Boob Cruise in 1994. She was the epitome of a SCORE Girl with her big, blonde hair, huge tits and slim waist.
I’m glad she was voted in. Christy and Karina will definitely have their turn.
Lisa joins Lorna Morgan, Alexis Love, Alyssa Alps, Angelique, Autumn-Jade, Busty Dusty, Chloe Vevrier, Crystal Gunns, Danni Ashe, Daphne Rosen, Devon Daniels, L.A. Bust, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Nicole Peters, Merilyn Sakova, Nikki Knockers, Pandora Peaks, SaRenna Lee, Sharday, Tawny Peaks, Tiffany Towers, Traci Topps and Wendy Whoppers in the big-boob pantheon.
A seven-page layout featuring a variety of Lisa’s photos is in the May 2018 issue along with full pictorials of the winners of Newcomer of the Year (Lara Jones), Model of the Year (Dolly Fox) and Hardcore Performer of the Year (Minka, the first two-time winner).
Congratulations to all!