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Elle's in our faces again. That's a good thing.
Elle Flynn was one of those girls who I thought we’d seen the last of. When we first met her in 2013, this DDD-cup girl-next-door was a bartender back home in Utah. She had decided to model just for the fun of it, just to see what it would be like to show off her big, natural tits and have sex on-camera. She walked into our studio for the first time in October 2013, fucked a couple of porn studs in her first XXX scene, came back a month and a half later to fuck some more, then disappeared. Out of sight. Not unusual. We see this happen all the time. Some girls don’t want to be porn stars. They don’t want to do a hundred scenes. They do it for kicks. For the life experience. Then they go on with their lives.
Such seemed to be the case with Elle…until a few months ago, when she contacted us out of the blue and said she wanted to come back. She was no longer living in Utah. She had moved one state over to Nevada and was–get ready for this!–working at the Love Ranch, a legal brothel not far from Vegas. So you can say we helped change her life.
“I like to have sex with new people all the time, with men, with women as I am very bi-sexual, and with straight and gay couples,” Elle said. “The more variety the better!”
Hey, we always knew Elle was horny. After all, her first scene was a threesome. And there was never anything shy about her. I never came away from talking with Elle thinking, “I can’t believe this girl is doing porn.”
So, Elle is back. She returned Thursday at SCORELAND, and there’s new XXX stuff coming up.
Of course, you can do your own XXX scene with Elle. If by some chance you ever visit her at the Love Ranch, please fill us in on the details.
Elle on watching herself on-video: “It was almost like I wasn’t seeing myself but instead a naughty doppelganger. No matter who’s watching them with me, the jaw drops and blood rushes from the cranium.”
And guess where it goes?
Jimmy can't speak right now, but he thinks Rachel should win Newcomer of the Year.
As regular visitors to SCORELAND probably know, the voting portals are open for the 2016 SCORE and Vmag Awards, and they’ll remain open until January 15. This is the annual big event on the big-boob calendar, and this year, many questions will be answered:
Three-time Model of the Year Hitomi is leading in some of the early poles…er, polls.
• Will Hitomi win SCORE Model of the Year for an unprecedented fourth year in a row? Nobody had ever won two years in a row before Hitomi, who has won SCORE Awards four straight years (she won 2012 Newcomer of the Year). Judging by the early voting, she has a very good chance, but one model in particular is nearly tit-to-tit with her.
• Can Vanessa Y., whose popularity seems to grow with each new posting and magazine appearance, win Voluptuous Model of the Year for the second year in a row? Her chances also look good, but can you name the six girls who are making this race tighter than Vanessa’s bra?
• Can amazing teen Rachel Raxxx pull off the SCORE/Vmag Newcomer of the Year sweep? Will Alexya pull off the multi-year sweep (she was 2015 Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year and is up for 2016 SCORE Newcomer of the Year)?
• Who will become the newest member of the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame? The nominees are Casey James, Cindy Cupps, Dawn Stone, Ines Cudna, Kelly Christiansen, Lisa Lipps, Lorna Morgan and Morgan Leigh. This is a tough one. They’re all deserving. I’m guessing that Lorna’s going to get the nod, but I just don’t know.
If you’re a member, vote now. If you’re not a member, become one and vote now.
Kristina Milan gives you all you really need.
I was writing the copy for the winter catalog when I came across a few movies starring Kristina Milan, the Dominican bombshell whose naturals are so big, they defy comprehension. And, as you know, she got pregnant and started lactating, and then those babies got out of control. I have always envied John Strange, who got to fuck her several times.
Kristina falls into that category of “Girls Whose Pussies You’d Never Fuck Because You’d Never Get Past Their Tits.”
Who else is in that category? Special rule: The girl didn’t have to fuck on-camera to be eligible for this category.
Natasha Sweet is ready for action Friday at SCORELAND.
When I first introduced beautiful, natural G-cup newcomer Natasha Sweet on October 7, you wanted to know a lot about her. Among the questions that were asked:
Anon: “Does she perform bg?”
Titlover: “Only one q: B/G?”
Toddy: “You know the question! Hardcore!?”
ScoreFan branched out a little: “Bra size? Hardcore scene soon?”
Where was the appreciation for her gorgeous face and amazing hangers? How come nobody asked where she’s from or what she does for a living? All anybody wanted to know was whether she’d suck a stranger’s cock and take it in her pussy on-camera.
Okay, I don’t blame you. I wanted to know that, too. Of course, being privvy to our studio calendar, I knew the answer: Yes!
The big day is Friday. Not surprisingly, she’s great. You might have suspected as much when you saw how she treated a fake cock at SCORELAND in her debut scene.
Between now and then: Danielle Derek today, newcomer Daria tomorrow. But save some jack juice for Natasha. She deserves it.
Back in the early 2000’s, we had a couple of tried-and-true formulas for Voluptuous and XL Girls magazines.
If we wanted to turn an issue of Vmag into a guaranteed newsstand sellout, we put Sarah Mercury on the cover. Sarah was from Boston, Massachusetts, she only shot for us, she never shot hardcore and she was as sure a sure thing as there ever was for Vmag. Of course, we couldn’t put Sarah on the cover of every issue. That would’ve caused the formula to lose its effectiveness…at least we thought it would have. Maybe not.
For XL Girls, the go-to girl was the great British babe Laura Bailey. I’ll never forget the time Laura was planning to get married but called off the wedding when her groom-to-be asked her to lose weight. What a jerk. We told the story in the magazines, and never have we received more letters. Our readers were absolutely pillorying Laura’s ex-fiance. The line of guys ready to step up and marry Laura could’ve wound through all of England.
There are lots of photos and videos of Laura Bailey deep inside XLGirls.com and SCORELAND. Sarah, who visited our studio twice in 2000, never shot video, but she has plenty of photos at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com, too.
That guy made the biggest mistake of his life by not loving Laura for who she is. I hope he’s married to a skinny chick with no tits.
Isn’t there some famous guy who said a flat-chested girl can’t be a 10?
Okay, don’t get me started.
Can you look Juliana in the eyes?
I’ve seen this set of Juliana Simms before, but somehow I missed this photo. The eyes, the smile, the face…the tits! Huge! I love when big naturals overwhelm a girl’s chest…when you look at a girl’s upper body and all you see are tits. That’s what’s going on here. Great stuff.
Sharon Pink yesterday, reader’s wife Krissy Rose tomorrow, both fucking at SCORELAND.
Coming soon: a new natural named Codi Vore. She’s a webcam girl with an unusual–ahem–taste in fetishes. Her last name might give you a clue. Anyway, she has blond hair and K-cup tits. She’s great.
Stay tuned. It’ll be worth it.
Laura Sands, aka Becky Clay. Where is she now?
I’ve been thinking about Laura Sands, aka Becky Clay, one of the stacked stars of the early 1980s. Laura was one of the few big-boobed babes back in the day who did porn, so whenever I think about Laura, I also think about Lisa DeLeeuw, Kay Parker, Stacey Owen and Sue Nero. Of this bunch, Lisa did the nastiest stuff, Kay was the MILF who became famous for the Taboo movies, Stacey probably had the biggest tits and Laura had the girl-next-door look.
Brief aside about Sue: One afternoon, I walked into the Harmony in downtown Manhattan, sat down in one of those beat-up theater seats they had and checked out the girl who was on-stage. She was on all fours with her ass and pussy in the air, and without even seeing her face or tits, I thought, “That’s Suzy Nero!” And, indeed, it was. You have to be a real pervert to be able to recognize a girl by just her asshole and pussy.
Anyway, back to Laura. I was thinking about Laura because SCORE‘s 25th anniversary is coming up quickly, and we were talking about girls who pre-dated the magazine. Laura was one of them. This girl’s pussy was so hairy, it caught your eye even in a day when very few adult models shaved their pussies. Laura had a bush!
Who were your favorite girls who pre-dated SCORE?
Do any of you remember those black-and-white porn mags that were devoted to one girl?
Nurse Sha Rizel.
The other day, I was interviewing a new, busty 40Something model named Candace Harley when she mentioned that she was going back to school. I asked her what she was going for, and I guessed her response at the same time she said it: “Nursing.”
Why is it that so many adult models are either former nurses, current nurses or want to become nurses? I asked this question in a blog about Tigerr Benson’s XXX nurse pictorial and video in which I pointed out that nurse is the most-common current, former or future occupation of SCORE Girls. V-Girls, too. And the ladies at 40SomethingMag.com, 50PlusMILFs.com and 60PlusMILFs.com. I concluded by saying, “Nurses are the horniest women in the world.”
I mean, it’s almost becoming a cliche, and the trend seems to be on the uptick. More and more nurses are finding their way to our studios (yes, that’s plural studios: We’re now actively shooting in California and Europe in addition to Miami, Florida). As I mentioned in that blog posting, the nurses themselves explain that they’re more comfortable with the human body than are most people. But there has to be more to it than that. But what?
MILF Persia Monir applies her nursing skills.
The fantasy about the naughty nurse is not just a fantasy. It’s real. Alyssa Lynn used to be a nurse. Renee Ross used to be a nurse. The list goes on.
I once knew this guy, a real blowhard, who said of women, “When in doubt, date a nurse.”
When in doubt? What did he mean by that? Did he mean that if you have a choice between dating a nurse and dating a school teacher, date the nurse? Who makes choices like that?
Anyway, there are a lot of nurse pictorials and videos at SCORELAND (and on Monday, a scene is going up at 40Something in which MILF Charli Shay is a nurse who provides visual inspiration to a guy having trouble giving a sperm sample at a clinic).
Nurses are caring. We knew that. They’re comforting and good with their hands. We knew that, too. A lot of them have huge boobs. Did we know that?
Well, we do now.
If you know a busty or MILFy nurse, think about telling her about us. She might have already thought about nude modeling. Ask her if she’d like to see SCORELAND. This much is true: You have a much better chance of getting a busty nurse to pose nude than you do with a woman in any other profession…except stripper, of course.
Vanessa Y. leads the trio this week of top-rated videos at SCORELAND, followed by Joana Bliss and Amaya May.
Vanessa Y.’s P.O.V. “Fantasy Dream Bang” simulated sex scene, in which a realistic fake cock is substituted for a real cock, earned an unusually high number of comments, such as this one by “BigPete”: “Ok. So whoever came up with that idea for Vanessa to do that deserves a fucking medal!!! Great idea. Seeing her work that cock was amazing. I guess the only down side to that was not enough fucking. But who can blame the girl that was fucking a big fake cock?”
We don’t get as many comments as Vanessa’s video did for real and excellent hardcore scenes. Vanessa has no interest in having on-camera sex with a dude. Even so, this scene is an indication of how energetic she would be if she did.
Number two: Joana Bliss in “Joana & Her Magic Wand.” I don’t get why this is so top-rated other than that it’s fairly new. I thought Joana’s videos shot in the Dominican Republic were far superior in every way and my favorites out of everything she’s ever done.
Anyway, who am I to debate members’ ratings?
Number three: Amaya May “Serious Boobage.” This is another entry I don’t get. So many guys constantly clamor for hardcore, and Amaya has done two kick-ass scenes sucking and fucking cock. So why this solo fingering that’s 10 minutes long and was shot in August? There are only three comments, compared to 11 for her first hardcore. Her second hardcore video got three. Seth wrote under “Serious Boobage”: “I love how she seduces the viewer with coy invites and movements. About 5 min in, she goes to that luscious box that already has the delicious white lava…awesome…and then she lays back and spreads those gorgeous legs wide.” By the way, do you want to see more of Amaya, and doing what? Make your opinion count and comment.
Amaya: It's a cliche but she really is built like a fucking brick shithouse.
Danielle can't wait to spread her legs for cock.
Danielle Derek, one of my favorite SCORE XXX girls ever, returns to SCORELAND today after too long of an absence. It’s great to have her back, especially since her body is still mint. Her waist is still tiny. Her tits are still huge. She’s like a Barbie Doll come to life, but this Barbie Doll sucks, fucks and takes it up the ass. Not today. Today, she’s re-introducing us to her body. But hardcore is coming soon, and Danielle is just as wild and nasty as ever.
SCORELAND is where it all began for Danielle back in 2005. She walked into our studio with her bosom buddy Alexia Moore, and I remember interviewing them for their girl-girl, tit-to-tit, pussy-eating scene. They told me they spent most of the flight down to Miami talking about big tits. At the time, Danielle didn’t fuck on-camera, but her first fucks were just around the corner. She did anal almost from the start. She was always very good at gagging herself on cock. Her scene in the movie Tits-A-Poppin’ remains one of my favorites. Danielle looks spectacular in that scene, almost kind of innocent, but her tits keep popping out of her top, and fucking ensues. Of course, she takes it up the ass.
Welcome back, Danielle!