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My SCORE journey and other unlikely stories

February 19, 2017 by Dave 4 Comments

It was extremely unlikely that office worker Aspen would be so good at porn. But she was.

It’s funny sometimes how things work out. For example, back in the day, before I became editor of SCORE, I was a Voluptuous reader first, a SCORE reader second. But when I became an editor at The SCORE Group, I was assigned to SCORE and only a little while later did I become V-mag‘s editor. All in all, I’ve been editing SCORE a lot longer than I’ve been editing V-mag.

As for magazines vs. the Internet, I was an early adopter of web porn. In fact, I was the first official SCORELAND subscriber. But when I got hired by The SCORE Group, it was as a magazine editor. So go figure.

Did I ever tell you the story of how I got hired by TSG? Back in 2001, I was frequenting a local strip joint near Fort Lauderdale, Florida. It was one of those neighborhoody strip mall clubs that was topless only and had very friendly girls. Well, I was big on the day shift (better girls, smaller crowds), and one of the dancers had big, natural tits, so big that I thought she’d be perfect for Voluptuous. So, I did something I’d never done before: I wrote an email to an editor. SCORELAND‘s editor, who was and still is Elliot James. Elliot was so impressed by my detailed, descriptive email that a few months later, when I emailed him again to ask if TSG was hiring, he suggested that I apply for the job as SCORE‘s editor. So I did, and here I am.

As for the dancer, it turned out she had already posed for a Naughty Neighbors “House Party” feature. She was friends with Honey Melons, but this girl, Rachel, wasn’t busty enough for our big-boob mags. Nonetheless, Rachel probably changed my life. I wonder where she is now?

Interesting side story about Rachel: Her father would come to the club where she danced, and he often tipped her. I never could figure that out. For some perverted reason, I loved getting lapdances from her when her father was in the other room. I’d suck her tits, and her father would be in the other room!

Why am I telling this story now? Because for some reason, I was looking at Aspen’s scenes on XLGirls.com and SCORELAND, and I was thinking about how unlikely it was that this girl-next-door, an office worker from the Pacific Northwest, who had no aspirations to become a porn star would be so good at sucking and fucking porn cock in the few scenes she did for us (and only for us). I was wondering where she is now and how likely or unlikely it would be for her to return.

So, I was thinking about likely and unlikely things, and this blog posting happened.

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Wake-up sex with Rachel Raxxx

February 10, 2017 by Elliot James 1 Comment

Rachel Raxxx practices good oral hygiene. You may have noticed that by her dazzling smile.

Peter, the stunt-dick in tomorrow’s scene, gets a first-hand view.

Then she swaps the toothbrush for Lucky Peter’s peter.

Rachel watches her SCORELAND videos at home. She says she watches them alone and studies herself. “I could tell I needed to let go and really enjoy myself,” Rachel said after her debut. Hey, she’s only 19. Months later, Rachel’s become more confident and relaxed, and it shows. But from day one, I thought she came across on-camera as natural, relaxed and genuine.

This scene mixes some of the “morning ritual” shoots we do now and then with fucking. The “morning ritual” shoots are usually solos and are meant to show a girl doing her chick stuff in the bathroom while getting ready for the day. They started back in the late ’90s with Dixie Bubbles. The one “morning ritual” that always sticks in my mind is the one Lorna Morgan did during On-Location Key Largo week in 2001.

Excellent oral hygiene precedes Rachel's dicking-down.

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The look on a girl’s face before she slams a fuck toy deep inside her pussy

January 23, 2017 by Dave 5 Comments

Janet's happy, you're happy. Janet's happy that you're happy.

Then again, Janet Jade is always smiling, especially when she’s showing off her giant naturals. The upgraded photo set and video that’s going up today is one of my favorites. Janet’s rack looks spectacular as she gets it wet and lets it hang. And then she shows off her skills with a dildo.

This girl is one of the all-time greats.

XXXTRA, XXXTRA! Newcomer Milly Marks fucks on Friday!

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What’s so great about Christy Marks? Really, does anyone have to ask that question?

January 11, 2017 by Dave 8 Comments

Christy has always had a very flexible way about her.

I’m working hard and hard at work on the 25th anniversary issue of SCORE, and I keep coming across great pictures of Christy Marks. It’s enough to slow a guy down. This photo is from the Big-Boob Paradise shoot in Eleuthera, the Bahamas, in 2007. I’m happy to say I was there with Christy, Lorna Morgan, Terry Nova, Angela White and Gianna Rossi. What a house of big tits!

This week at SCORELAND: Danni Lynne fucks JMac today.

Newcomer Stefania Thursday.

Newcomer Natasha Sweet fucks on Friday, and I can’t wait. This girl is great.

Newcomer Milly Marks (no relation to Christy but a member of the big-boob sisterhood) returns on Saturday.

And here I am, stuck on Christy Marks, our Model of the Decade for 2000-2009.

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Dulcinea is no fantasy. She’s real and real hot

January 7, 2017 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts

Dulcinea was Don Quixote’s fantasy woman and is only an ideal in Cervantes’ book, but this Dulcinea is incredibly real.

I recommend that you call yourself an art collector, like Brick. It seems to work for scoring hot chicks. A beret and a fake goatee are not necessary but might be helpful. When Dulcinea rents a house from him, she begins bouncing on his lance of love within minutes.

I asked Dulcinea about tit-fucking.

“Tit sex is like my signature move!” she replied. “And I’ve met so many men that have never done it, which blows my mind. I’m always like, “Okay, you’re going to want to sit down for this,” and then I absolutely rock their world! My favorite position is on my knees with their cock between my tits. That way, when they cum, it shoots up all over my face!”

Dave blogged yesterday about Elle Flynn’s return. Dulcinea wasn’t out of sight as long as Elle and the circumstances are different, but this is still a week of comebacks.

“I used to be so self-conscious of my body and my own sexuality,” Dulcinea said. “After coming here and being treated like a queen–getting my hair and makeup done, being styled, and getting to fuck insanely hot guys!–there was no way I could go back to being quiet, bashful little ol’ me! I’m much more confident approaching people now because I see myself as sexy.”

Hold it right there, Dulcinea!

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Elle Flynn is back in town!

January 6, 2017 by Dave Leave your thoughts

Elle's in our faces again. That's a good thing.

Elle Flynn was one of those girls who I thought we’d seen the last of. When we first met her in 2013, this DDD-cup girl-next-door was a bartender back home in Utah. She had decided to model just for the fun of it, just to see what it would be like to show off her big, natural tits and have sex on-camera. She walked into our studio for the first time in October 2013, fucked a couple of porn studs in her first XXX scene, came back a month and a half later to fuck some more, then disappeared. Out of sight. Not unusual. We see this happen all the time. Some girls don’t want to be porn stars. They don’t want to do a hundred scenes. They do it for kicks. For the life experience. Then they go on with their lives.

Such seemed to be the case with Elle…until a few months ago, when she contacted us out of the blue and said she wanted to come back. She was no longer living in Utah. She had moved one state over to Nevada and was–get ready for this!–working at the Love Ranch, a legal brothel not far from Vegas. So you can say we helped change her life.

“I like to have sex with new people all the time, with men, with women as I am very bi-sexual, and with straight and gay couples,” Elle said. “The more variety the better!”

Hey, we always knew Elle was horny. After all, her first scene was a threesome. And there was never anything shy about her. I never came away from talking with Elle thinking, “I can’t believe this girl is doing porn.”

So, Elle is back. She returned Thursday at SCORELAND, and there’s new XXX stuff coming up.

Of course, you can do your own XXX scene with Elle. If by some chance you ever visit her at the Love Ranch, please fill us in on the details.

Elle on watching herself on-video: “It was almost like I wasn’t seeing myself but instead a naughty doppelganger. No matter who’s watching them with me, the jaw drops and blood rushes from the cranium.”

And guess where it goes?

 

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These girls have ways of getting your vote for the SCORE and Vmag Awards

December 10, 2016 by Dave 3 Comments

Jimmy can't speak right now, but he thinks Rachel should win Newcomer of the Year.

As regular visitors to SCORELAND probably know, the voting portals are open for the 2016 SCORE and Vmag Awards, and they’ll remain open until January 15. This is the annual big event on the big-boob calendar, and this year, many questions will be answered:

Three-time Model of the Year Hitomi is leading in some of the early poles…er, polls.

• Will Hitomi win SCORE Model of the Year for an unprecedented fourth year in a row? Nobody had ever won two years in a row before Hitomi, who has won SCORE Awards four straight years (she won 2012 Newcomer of the Year). Judging by the early voting, she has a very good chance, but one model in particular is nearly tit-to-tit with her.

• Can Vanessa Y., whose popularity seems to grow with each new posting and magazine appearance, win Voluptuous Model of the Year for the second year in a row? Her chances also look good, but can you name the six girls who are making this race tighter than Vanessa’s bra?

• Can amazing teen Rachel Raxxx pull off the SCORE/Vmag Newcomer of the Year sweep? Will Alexya pull off the multi-year sweep (she was 2015 Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year and is up for 2016 SCORE Newcomer of the Year)?

• Who will become the newest member of the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame? The nominees are Casey James, Cindy Cupps, Dawn Stone, Ines Cudna, Kelly Christiansen, Lisa Lipps, Lorna Morgan and Morgan Leigh. This is a tough one. They’re all deserving. I’m guessing that Lorna’s going to get the nod, but I just don’t know.

If you’re a member, vote now. If you’re not a member, become one and vote now.

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Girls Whose Pussies You’d Never Fuck Because You’d Never Get Past Their Tits

December 7, 2016 by Dave 17 Comments

Kristina Milan gives you all you really need.

I was writing the copy for the winter catalog when I came across a few movies starring Kristina Milan, the Dominican bombshell whose naturals are so big, they defy comprehension. And, as you know, she got pregnant and started lactating, and then those babies got out of control. I have always envied John Strange, who got to fuck her several times.

Kristina falls into that category of “Girls Whose Pussies You’d Never Fuck Because You’d Never Get Past Their Tits.”

Who else is in that category? Special rule: The girl didn’t have to fuck on-camera to be eligible for this category.

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Natasha’s first hardcore…Sweet!

November 30, 2016 by Dave 5 Comments

Natasha Sweet is ready for action Friday at SCORELAND.

When I first introduced beautiful, natural G-cup newcomer Natasha Sweet on October 7, you wanted to know a lot about her. Among the questions that were asked:

Anon: “Does she perform bg?”

Titlover: “Only one q: B/G?”

F.D.: “Hardcore?”

Toddy: “You know the question! Hardcore!?”

ScoreFan branched out a little: “Bra size? Hardcore scene soon?”

Where was the appreciation for her gorgeous face and amazing hangers? How come nobody asked where she’s from or what she does for a living? All anybody wanted to know was whether she’d suck a stranger’s cock and take it in her pussy on-camera.

Okay, I don’t blame you. I wanted to know that, too. Of course, being privvy to our studio calendar, I knew the answer: Yes!

The big day is Friday. Not surprisingly, she’s great. You might have suspected as much when you saw how she treated a fake cock at SCORELAND in her debut scene.

Between now and then: Danielle Derek today, newcomer Daria tomorrow. But save some jack juice for Natasha. She deserves it.

 

 

 

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Another trip down mammary lane: Remembering Laura Bailey and Sarah Mercury

November 19, 2016 by Dave 4 Comments

Laura Bailey

Sarah Mercury

Back in the early 2000’s, we had a couple of tried-and-true formulas for Voluptuous and XL Girls magazines.

If we wanted to turn an issue of Vmag into a guaranteed newsstand sellout, we put Sarah Mercury on the cover. Sarah was from Boston, Massachusetts, she only shot for us, she never shot hardcore and she was as sure a sure thing as there ever was for Vmag. Of course, we couldn’t put Sarah on the cover of every issue. That would’ve caused the formula to lose its effectiveness…at least we thought it would have. Maybe not.

For XL Girls, the go-to girl was the great British babe Laura Bailey. I’ll never forget the time Laura was planning to get married but called off the wedding when her groom-to-be asked her to lose weight. What a jerk. We told the story in the magazines, and never have we received more letters. Our readers were absolutely pillorying Laura’s ex-fiance. The line of guys ready to step up and marry Laura could’ve wound through all of England.

There are lots of photos and videos of Laura Bailey deep inside XLGirls.com and SCORELAND. Sarah, who visited our studio twice in 2000, never shot video, but she has plenty of photos at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com, too.

That guy made the biggest mistake of his life by not loving Laura for who she is. I hope he’s married to a skinny chick with no tits.

Isn’t there some famous guy who said a flat-chested girl can’t be a 10?

Okay, don’t get me started.

 

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