When I was in my teens, I knew a girl in my neighborhood nicknamed Melons. She used to wear tight clothes in the spring and summer and seeing her walk was always a special sight. Sadly for me, Melons and I never had a really fruitful relationship. She liked another guy better. I don’t know what happened to Melons, but I sometimes think of her when I’m at the produce department of my supermarket.
Roxi’s melons are incomparable.
Melons, an old French word, is the kind of word that rolls off the tongue. Melons was a Greek slang word for a girl’s breasts. Korean slang for huge tits is soobak or “watermelon chest.” The connection between boobs and melons is actually more complex than a nickname. In 1999, the Tesco supermarket chain in the UK asked its suppliers to grow smaller melons after a female focus group revealed that people subconsciously bought melons based on social trends in boob sizes. Smaller breasts were popular at the time. An all-male group yielded the same results. Melon sales soared. Seven of 10 females said breast size was a “subconscious factor when picking the size of melons.” Five of 10 said it was a conscious thought when buying melons.
My question is: What kind of melons do very big-boobed girls buy?
Smiling. It’s a subject that’s been generating controversy for years at SCORELAND. I think everyone loves a smiling model, but when a model doesn’t make smiling her natural expression or doesn’t smile a lot, then what? Some guys take it really hard. They write letters, like this one from R.C., slightly edited. “I love big boobs, but they are number two on my list of what makes a model, or any woman, desirable. Number one is the smile. A smile means that she is comfortable with herself and enjoys what she’s doing. I don’t get that from Ashley (Sage). Ashley, if you want to win me over, you must learn to smile.” This is not the first time he’s written about the smiling game.
Smilin’ Karina.
On the flip side, there’s this recent note from S.M. “You know, Ashley doesn’t smile a whole lot in her pictures but so what, she has the look of contentment instead and as long as she’s content, that’s all that matters. Ashley looks so good facially and glamorously, she can afford not to smile.”
Two men. Two opposite points-of-view. There’s no right or wrong, just personal taste. Some models like to look serious because they think it makes them look sexier. Some models don’t like their smiles. Some don’t like their teeth. Everyone has different degrees of smiling. Other models love to smile. Some models are naturally happy-go-lucky all the time so they smile a lot. Others are the serious types. Some naturally smile, others have to be reminded by the photographer. When we see a serious-looking girl, it’s human nature to think she may be unhappy or having a bad day. Women smile more often and more naturally than men, too.
Researchers in psychology and social behavior claim that a smile gets a person what they want, sells more products, makes other people happier, establishes trust and personal bonds. According to the psychology research journal, Psyblog, “Some of the best-known research on smiling is about how people judge an authentic smile, the so-called, ‘Duchenne smile’ or the ‘crinkly-eyed smile’.” Different smiles are interpreted and associated differently. Tom Cruise’s smile doesn’t mean he’s going to kill someone like movie villain Henry Silva’s smile does.
Christy Marks’ smile, to me, often has a kind of Elvis quality to it. Not a sneer, but a kind of curl to the lip that’s seems lustful and sexual. I like it. Karina’s smile lights up a room. Brianna Costello has a great smile that lights up a room. When I first met her at a Vegas video expo in January, 2006, I noticed her dazzling smile as quickly as I noticed her blinding headlights and I thought to myself, “This girl’s a winner.” She’s got that curl thing going too.
I’d rather see a smile than a straight-faced, serious expression but above all, give me a natural look that doesn’t look like acting. And ultimately, it’s all about her boobs. So Ashley can do as she pleases. We’ve gotten many letters about smiling since 1992. What’s your op about the lip flip?
One of the SCORE archivists noted that pretty German Casey Deluxe has “tits like taffy.” It was a good comparison. A life-sized doll from Dresden, Germany, Casey can easily tug her pliable, hanging breasts, stretch them, pull them and yank them. The last time we photographed Casey at Christmas time in 2015 , she was very pregnant (close to nine months).
After Casey gave birth, we asked her what her plans were. Would she retire or continue to model?
“I will go on as before but now as a MILF model,” Casey said.
Casey’s tits are now bigger than they were when we originally met her in 2014 and her body has bounced back to her trim, slim figure.
All parties must end. To wrap up this eight-girl super-party in the Caribbean, Codi, Demmy, Alexya, Sha, Kitty, Daria, Helen and Erin hit the beach in their bikinis. They dive into the pool and then oil themselves. It was a good idea to have that oil tanker ship nearby.
The girls formed friendships that lasted beyond this trip as they became a united nations of big-boob stars. This is why busty women should run the governments of the world.
Oils well that ends well for our happy cleavage crew.
Sha, Codi and Alexya are having a nice afternoon, drinking tropical cocktails and enjoying themselves when Dave calls on their tablet with his next challenge.
It’s a beautiful day in the Caribbean at the swanky island resort for our group of eight. It’s time for the next scene from On Location North Coast.
Their bikinis stretching to the max from the size and weight of their massive naturals, Erin and Helen Star are having a beer with Kitty Cute at the Coco Bar.
Just then, the call from Dave at SCORE comes in with his next big-breast challenge. It involves bikinis.
Seeing Kitty, Helen and Erin take on this challenge may lead to becoming extremely boob-drunk, so my advice is to watch responsibly.
Kitty, Helen and Erin are up for any challenge you can throw at them.
A best-selling feature film on DVD, On Location North Coast begins tomorrow at SCORELAND and continues with a new chapter every Sunday.
The awesome girls of this mega-production: Alexya, Codi Vore, Daria, Demmy Blaze, Kitty Cute, Sha Rizel and the Star sisters Erin and Helen.
Today’s chapter begins with the all-star cast’s introduction. They gather to watch a televised message by SCORE editor Dave (who’s not wearing a white suit). He explains why they were sent plane tickets to the Dominican Republic and what’s going to happen.
This introduction is followed by Sexy Shower Time with Alexya, Sha Rizel and Codi Vore. It’s the first of the big-breast challenges the girls will be given.
Alexya, Codi and Sha meet in On Location North Coast
Our last contact with American Voluptuous magazine covergirl Rhonda Baxter was out of nowhere when, in 2003, she emailed to say hello. She became a mom and a homemaker after she stopped modeling. We sent her some back issues that featured her pictorials per her request. Rhonda didn’t have any of her issues and seemed to be proud of her layouts when she received the magazines. Proof that you can’t take all of the model completely out of the girl after they leave the spotlight.
“My boob size varies on my cycle, from 44DDD to 44EE or 44F. God made me a voluptuous woman,” Rhonda said in 1995. “And I enjoy being one!” She was discovered and photographed in California and then made her way to London.
It was announced in the May ’95 issue of SCORE that Rhonda would go on the second Boob Cruise in August 1995, but it didn’t happen, unfortunately.
Rhonda had a low-key approach to modeling. She never had an interest in trying one of those traditional mail order fan clubs. When the Internet explosion hit, Rhonda didn’t join in. Some of our photographers who knew Rhonda say she was just not motivated that way. In a way, her mystique has grown because of her inaccessibility.
This week, SCOREClassics.com features an unedited video shot on a Sony BetaMax, a huge, heavy camera when compared to the lightweight HD rigs of today. Later in the video, Rhonda crosses paths with another American bra-buster named Calle, and the two of them, wearing tight tops, bounce around the roof of the studio.
Rhonda Baxter: one of the great Voluptuous Girls of the 1990s.
