Categories for Deep Inside Scoreland

Stephanie Stalls: A very flexible girl

October 6, 2010 by Dave

Sometimes, the less said the better. So, I’m going to remind you that Stephanie Stalls, one of my favorite newer SCORE Girls, can be seen in hardcore action right now at SCORELAND. And I’m also going to let you in on the previously-unknown fact that she’s one of the stars of an upcoming XXX DVD based on SCOREtv. And I could say more, but what’s the point when anything I could say would be trumped by this video? So enjoy.

Happy Birthday, Autumn-Jade

October 5, 2010 by Elliot James
Autumn Jade started modeling in 1998.

Autumn Jade started modeling in 1998.

I remember the very first day Autumn-Jade visited the SCORE Studio in Miami. There was a high-energy vibe in the building. Autumn had never modeled in Miami. All of her videos and pictorials had been shot in London, England. The Alabama girl had been invited on the Boob Cruise, but for some reason or another, she couldn’t attend. I was always depressed about that. Then Autumn dropped out of sight until we located her again (it took several weeks of cold-calling) and invited her to model again. At the time, Autumn was house dancing at the Platinum Place in Memphis, Tennessee. Luckily, she returned our message.

To me, Autumn will always be one of the 20 greatest naturals. I’ve always loved the poses she could get into and her easygoing Southern charm and accent.

Autumn made a fine sperm-bank nurse.

Autumn made a fine sperm-bank nurse.

“I worked in a chicken plant,” Autumn once told us. “A girlfriend of mine at the time told me that I could make money just by dancing in a bikini. We both went to the club in Huntsville, Alabama and auditioned, and they said we could both work. I quit my job the next week. Then I went from bikini to t-backs to topless, then I went to nude.”

That lousy chicken factory’s loss was the world’s gain. Autumn has since retired from modeling, but maybe one day she’ll get that urge again. Happy birthday, Autumn Jade.

And while we’re quoting models, here are the answers to yesterday’s Blog mystery quotes:

Christy Marks: “I mean, I’ve always known that a lot of guys out there like big boobs, but there’s something about the way SCORE treats them with respect, almost worships them, that I really like.”

Colt 45: “I’m not too conceited. I don’t own any gold or diamonds. I spend all of my money on my family trying to help them out. I’m more of a giver than a receiver. It makes me feel better about myself.”

Renee Ross: “I love to please men. I mean, I don’t mind being pleased, but for me, it is all about their pleasure.”

Maggie Green: “There was a guy who wanted to fly me to Egypt and buy me this giant ring. He sent pictures of himself and all these love letters I couldn’t understand because they were half in Egyptian, half in broken English, but they were kinda sweet.”

A prize that was never claimed…UP FOR GRABS ANEW!

October 4, 2010 by Maria
You could win an issue of V-Mag autographed by Bailey Santanna! YUM!

You could win an issue of V-Mag autographed by Bailey Santanna! YUM!

Have you ever heard of the saying, “Their loss is your gain”? Well, today that phrase pays off for all you blog readers. Why? Because we tried to award a certain boob-lover his September 2009 Voluptuous signed by the one and only BAILEY SANTANNA and he gave us the wrong address THREE TIMES. (Way to go, buddy.)

So, this prize is now up for grabs once again. And for those of you who love Bailey, you know what a great prize it is. This lovely lady, star of the movie K-JUGS, is a fan favorite because she is beautiful, busty, horny and a nerd. (She admits to loving Star Trek, and that makes her alright by me!)

So let’s try this again, shall we, gentlemen?

You could win a copy of the September 2009 issue of V-Mag (with Bailey Santanna on the cover) SIGNED BY BAILEY! If you would like to get your hands on this Sept. ’09 issue of V-Mag, autographed by cover girl Bailey, all you have to do is shoot me an email at blog@scoreland.com with the words BAILEY SANTANNA GIVEAWAY in the subject line. Be sure to include your FULL NAME, MAILING ADDRESS and D.O.B.. I will choose a winner at random and then I will send you your autographed copy of V-Mag ASAP! The deadline for all entries is Oct. 15, 2010.

Check out the video below of Bailey signing her mag when she visited our studios while filming K-JUGS!

Good luck guys!

xoxo

Maria

Five (and many more) very good reasons the breast of times is now

October 2, 2010 by Dave

You know, maybe I’m a bit sensitive about this subject because I’ve been the editor of SCORE for all but 17 issues since September 2001, but whenever I hear the 1990s described as the Golden Age of big tits–you know, ultra slim ‘n’ stacked girls like SaRenna Lee, Tiffany Towers and Busty Dusty–I get a bit defensive. There’s no denying that the 1990s really was a golden age of super-enhanced girls with impossibly huge tits sitting on top of impossibly tiny waists. Sure, we’ve had some great girls built in that mold since 2001 (Crystal Gunns, Morgan Leigh, Daphne Rosen, Annina, etc.), but for that kind of girl–the kind that regularly appeared on Jenny Jones and Springer–the 2000s can’t hold a candle to the 1990s.

But you know what? When it comes to naturally stacked girls, the 1990s can’t hold a candle to the 2000s. Not even close. Sure, the ’90s gave us Linsey, Chloe, Lorna, Autumn, Kerry Marie, Diane Poppos, Sammie and a lot of other great girls. But since then, these naturals have come our way: Sharday, Karina Hart, Christy Marks, Merilyn Sakova, Natalie Fiore, Janet Jade, Miosotis, Bea Flora, Nadine Jansen, Nicole Peters, Ashley Sage Ellison, Angela White, Ines Cudna, Brandy Talore, Annie Swanson and so on and so on and so on and so on. And since the start of the new decade, we’ve added Karla James, Arianna Sinn, Taylor Steele and Valory Irene to the mix. I haven’t even mentioned the V-Mag girls.

And I’m going to take this one step further and say that the mix of girls in the magazine and at SCORELAND is better now than it was in the ’90s. People like to say, “The good old days” and “I remember when,” but our minds tend to play tricks on us. We sometimes think that what we had is better than what we have. I’m sometimes surprised to look back and see that some of my favorite porn girls from the ’70s and ’80s, like Sue Nero, Lisa De Leeuw and Kay Parker, weren’t nearly as busty as I remember them being. Compare any current issue of SCORE to any issue from the ’90s–other than a Boob Cruise issue–and you’ll probably come away saying, “These are the best of times.”

That September ’01 SCORE was my first issue as editor, and it just happened to be the “20 Greatest Naturals” celebration. Well, for September 2011, we’re busy planning another “20 Greatest Naturals” issue, and I’m willing to bet that 15 of the 20 will be from 2001 on. Over the next several months, I’ll give you more details about that issue and how we’re going to arrive at the Top 20. There’ll be voting, etc. And if the past 10 years are any indication, over the next several months, a few more candidates for that list will come along.

As usual, when it comes to big tits, there’s a lot to look forward to.

Busty MILFs: The greatest thing on Earth

September 23, 2010 by Dave
A MILF like Kandi Cox doesn't play games. She fucks.

A MILF like Kandi Cox doesn't play games. She fucks.

MILFs like Daylene Rio know they have the power to make balls explode.

MILFs like Daylene Rio know they have the power to make balls explode.

V.C. from Naples, Florida, writes, “Would you consider doing a magazine and XXX DVD dedicated to the best big-breasted MILFs, such as Rachel Love, Ashley Evans, Vicky Vette, Kelly Madison, Carolyn Monroe and Penny Porsche? Mature ladies talk sex and perform better.”

Now there’s a topic, and since I’m the editor of SCORE, 40Something and 50Plus MILFs magazines, I can definitely relate to what V.C. is asking for. He makes some good choices, but he left out a few, too, such as Kandi Cox, Selexia Rae, Daylene Rio and Harmony Bliss, among others. What do these SCORE Girls (SCORE Women, actually) have in common, other than their big tits? It’s simple: They don’t tease. They don’t fuck with your head. They fuck. Every single one of them, in addition to Rachel, Ashley, Vicky, Kelly, Carolyn and Penny, can be seen in hardcore action at SCORELAND.

Don't worry. Harmony is a MILF. That bra will come off soon enough.

Don't worry. Harmony is a MILF. That bra will come off soon enough.

Does Selexia Rae need to spell it out for you?

Does Selexia Rae need to spell it out for you?

Of course, in SCORE and on SCORELAND, we don’t mention a model’s age, the thinking being that it’s not polite to ask a woman her age. But any MILF lover can tell a MILF when he sees one, and it has nothing to do with how old she looks. It has to do with how old she acts. Mature women are more overtly sexual than younger women, at least in my opinion. They know what they want, and they go for it. They don’t worry about what other people think about them. They don’t allow the possibility of being judged by other people to get in their way of having a good time.

I probably could say more about the subject of busty MILFs (and MILFs in general), but in all honesty, I’ve never really tried to put into words why I think they’re so hot. I just know they are. I don’t have to think about it. I just know. And you know what I mean.

The eyes have it

September 20, 2010 by Elliot James
Tatiana Blair's eye contact establishes the connection.

Tatiana Blair's eye contact establishes the connection.

Rachel Love: 100% P.O.V.

Rachel Love: 100% P.O.V.

Back in “Scorecard” #284 on SCORELAND, we published an email about the topic of girls looking at the camera during a XXX scene with a guy. L.D.R.’s basic gripe was, “Your women have the stuff that dream dates are made of. The first photos of your pictorials are tops. The seduction, if you will. Then you blow it. When every shot has the girl looking into the camera while the stud has his way with her, it makes us feel like losers. That stud represents us. When the girl looks at the stud, she is looking at us, and for that moment in time, she becomes our girlfriend, and that is what makes us want to return to The SCORE Group! Take this as you wish.”

L.D.R.’s letter didn’t generate much response, either point or counterpoint. In plays or movies, when someone looks at the unseen viewer, acknowledging his presence, it’s called breaking “the fourth wall.” The imaginary boundary between play and audience is broken. Woody Allen has done this many times in his movies, like in Annie Hall. Michael Caine did it throughout his movie Alfie. It’s more common on stage than in films, where it’s never been that popular.

We’ve been running a poll about this subject on SCORELAND, and the majority of respondents didn’t agree with L.D.R. We asked, “Do you like it when a model looks at the camera instead of the guy in a hardcore photo shoot?” A big 63% said yes, only 16% answered no and 21% didn’t have a preference either way.

A girl looking at the camera in a hardcore scene can work in different ways. Naturally, in a point-of-view shoot when the camera takes the place of the guy, the model looking into the camera is the most important part of the fantasy logic. A second situation–both guy and girl are shot in third person but she turns her head or her eyes to look directly at the camera, with different types of facial expressions, such as smiling or sexually turned on, extra-excited by someone else looking at her fucking and sucking her partner–is what L.D.R. objected to. He feels that he’s on the outside looking in, “a look but don’t touch” effect. There’s also a third: when the viewer is a peeping Tom spying on a couple and the girl might shoot knowing glances in the direction of the peeper while the guy is unaware.

Harmony Bliss maintains eye contact with her cum-comrade.

Harmony Bliss maintains eye contact with her cum-comrade.

Most of this applies to still photos. In most third-person hardcore videos, the girls rarely turn to look at and acknowledge the camera.

Personally, I’m a P.O.V. fan. They really pull you into the action. But this doesn’t work all the time. A lot of positions must be seen third-person unless mirrors are used. That’s why mirrored rooms are so big at hot-sheet hotels.

The same question is currently up on the Blog poll. What are your thoughts?

I’ll show you mine if you’ll show me yours

September 17, 2010 by Dave

About a week ago, I asked, “What’s your go-to photo?” Several Blog readers responded, so I thought I’d show some of them. By the way, the forum is still open. And one more thing: I’m looking for a particular photo, a single shot (or cover) that stands out in your mind…the one you go to when you want to rub one out really quickly (or the one you just like to go to). Whatever your reason, it’s your No. 1 shot…for now, at least.

kh goes to pic no. 51 of Raquel Grant from the Sept. ’10 V-Mag.

K.H. goes to pic no. 51 of Raquel Grant from the Sept. ’10 V-Mag.

For Anthony, it's Nicole Peters' debut cover shot from the April 2003 V-Mag.

For Anthony, it's Nicole Peters' debut cover shot from the April 2003 V-Mag.

 Mr Brum goes to Jezhabelle’s debut set in the December 2002 V-Mag.

Mr. Brum goes to Jezhabelle’s debut set in the December 2002 V-Mag.

Tom: "My most recent favorite is pic #115 from the Amber Lee set over on XLGirls.com."

Tom: "My most recent favorite is pic #115 from the Amber Lee set over on XLGirls.com."

Viggo:  "Every cover Kerry Marie has been on." This is the Dec. 2001 cover of SCORE.

Viggo: "Every cover Kerry Marie has been on." This is the Dec. 2001 cover of SCORE.

Linsey riding it reverse-cowgirl in the Jan. ’02 SCORE always gets Rick Hunter off. I'm sure he's not alone.

Linsey riding it reverse-cowgirl in the Jan. ’02 SCORE always gets Rick Hunter off. I'm sure he's not alone.

Eden: Perky Paradise!

September 15, 2010 by Maria
Eden looks slightly princess Leia-ish with these buns in her hair and for a Sci-fi nerd like me, that is AWESOME!

Eden looks slightly princess Leia-ish with these buns in her hair and for a Sci-fi nerd like me, that is AWESOME!

From time to time, I like to poke around SCORELAND and check out the Model Directory. I like that all of our models are there, just a few clicks away and that it’s so organized, so I can check out all videos, photos and magazines that a particular model has been in. But mostly, I like to see who our members are rating as the Top 20 Babes on SCORELAND. Sometimes, the Top 20 consists of no-brainers like Arianna Sinn and Karina Hart, but other times, less-popular models make their way up the top 20 and I am surprised, pleasantly, of course. For example, I popped in to check the Top 20 today and who should happen to be in #4, but Eden!

Eden is what I like to refer to as an oldie, but a goodie. She first appeared in the July ’96 issue and then came back to wow SCORE readers in the ’00 March issue (Most notable for its covergirl, Chelsea Charms!). She modeled under the alias of Justine, too. I have always had a place in my heart for Eden because of her Princess Leia buns and her 32DD tits. (Yes, I made a Star Wars reference!) Her buns and her boobs speak to me. She has quite the build. And with that strange jewelry, she looks like a science-fiction character. And although she only posed twice and has not resurfaced to model again, our readers know a good pair of boobs when they see them and have elevated her to the #4 spot on the Top 20 Babes of SCORELAND. What can I say besides you guys have great taste? Perhaps one day we will see another hottie like Eden, buns and all, but for now, let us bask in the glory of what was and give this lovely lady the stiff-dick salute.

Eden, your naked body is like paradise.

xoxox,

Maria

Eden looks pretty great on all fours, too!

Eden looks pretty great on all fours, too!

Now That’s A Sweet Ride!

September 12, 2010 by Maria
Hmm...What to ride first? Mia Starr or this sweet bike?

Hmm...What to ride first? Mia Starr or this awesome bike?

One of the reasons that I am good at what I do (And that is bringing you the sweetest tits around!) is that I tend to think like a guy. Maybe it’s because I tend to spend more time with men, but I find that I can relate to men and their likes and dislikes. For example, I like video games. I also like football and beer. I am a fan of strip clubs and power tools, too. (Not necessarily at the same time, though! lol) And also like working in garages on all sorts of motor vehicles. I like to consider myself to be somewhat of a gear-head. (I have a lot of busty mechanic fantasies.) That’s why today’s post is going to revolve around two things that I like: Busty women and motorcycles.

Merilyn looks EXTRA good with this much power between legs.

Merilyn looks EXTRA good with this much power between legs.

When I see a sweet bike out on the road or parked on the curb, I stop and stare. I admire all the chrome work and the engine. I might say something like, “I’d like to ride that!”

The same thing applies to a hot chick. (Including the, “I’d like to ride that!” comment. 😛 )

So when there’s a hot chick ON a motorcycle, it’s a double WIN! for me.

Nadine Jensen is one sweet ride!

Nadine Jensen is one sweet ride!

Deena takes a break on this classic hog.

Deena takes a break on this classic hog.

We have had a lot of hotties on motorcycles in the past but one of my favorites is Mia Starr. I would love to rev her engine on that bike. Another lady who spent time mounting a sweet ride was the legendary Nadine Jensen in the November 2005 issue of V-mag. Some other ladies who have posed with motorcycles include slim-and-stacked wonder, Merilyn Sakova and Stacked girl-next-door, Christy Marks. Even Deena Duos has posed on a hog in this busty blast from the past layout deep inside SCORELAND.

I am sure that if I rack my brain I can remember other motorcycle sets but I’d like to hear your thoughts on this “chick-on-bike” phenomenon. Who are your favorite big-rack riders?

xoxo Maria

 

What’s your go-to photo?

September 10, 2010 by Dave

SCORE Man C.A. from West Midlands, United Kingdom writes, “It’s funny that we all have those favorite pictures that we love to look at again and again. I have several, but a particular favorite of mine is from 2008. It’s from the “Big Boob Paradise” SCORE Calendar. Gianna Rossi’s March picture takes my breath away every time I look at it. The way she’s using her arms to gently squeeze her tits together and the way you get a little glimpse of bush over the top of her red panties gets me every time.

“Do any fellow SCORE Men have a picture they love to look at again and again? What about a favorite cover? The Holiday ’06 SCORE cover of Morgan Leigh is a classic. As far as V-Mag goes, the June ’07 Nadine Jansen cover takes some beating. C’mon, SCORE Men…what’s your favorite?”

SCORE Man C.A.'s go-to photo

SCORE Man C.A.'s go-to photo

A cover that SCOREd.

A cover that SCOREd.

A cover that doesn't leave much to the imagination.

A cover that doesn't leave much to the imagination.