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Give me some lip…please!

August 20, 2010 by Dave

Shione Cooper returns to SCORELAND today in a pictorial from the October ’10 issue of Voluptuous. I love Shione. I love her pouty face, I love her natural DDD-cup tits and how her long nipples look when they’re peeking out from a bra, I love her long legs and curvy body. But you wanna know what I love most about Shione? This:

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I love Shione’s long, pliable pussy lips and the way they hug a cock or dildo. Yes, I said “hug,” as in wrap themselves around the damn thing, as if they’re trying to keep it warm and snug. Shione’s pussy looks great all by itself, but it looks even better when it’s got something in it, something to bring out all that’s good about her pussy lips.

Now, I know some of you aren’t into long, pliable pussy lips. Some of you like pussies…neater? But for me, there’s something hot about a pair of pussy lips that you can tug and chew on, and when you look down, that pussy you’re fucking seems to be wrapped around your cock, inside and out. Check out this photo of Lily Valentine, who just might have the greatest pussy lips in the history of SCORE and Voluptuous.

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You know, I think I just figured out what I love about Lily’s pussy. She has more pussy than other girls. Every girl has a pussy, but she has more of it. Hers is out there. She doesn’t have an innie pussy (which are fine, too. There’s something to be said about digging for pussy). Lily always seems to be saying, “I have more cunt. Deal with it.” At this point, I’d just like to point out that there’s a big difference between referring to a woman’s pussy as a “cunt” and calling a woman a “cunt.” Calling a woman a cunt is never acceptable. Referring to her pussy as a cunt is acceptable. So, “You’re a cunt” is always bad. “My, what a beautiful cunt you have” is good.

The legendary Veri Knotty made a career out of her long, pliable pussy lips which, as her name implies, she loved to tie in knots. Another SCORE Girl from the past also liked to tie up her pussy lips. Here are the photos. Can you guess who those lips belong to?

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Because you’re mine, I walk the (tan) line…

August 17, 2010 by Maria

Tan lines.

I am not sure how I feel about them.

I look at ladies like Heidi, Christy and Ginger (above) and I am fascinated and confused by their tan lines. To me, they look like milky-white pasites, and I find them almost distracting. Like, I can’t see their boobs because they are wearing a tan line bikini. I mean, they have fantastic jugs and that’s awesome, but I am caught in the glare.

I have plenty of guy friends who think that this half-baked look is all the rage. They think it’s sexy for a girl to have pale, white triangles on her person. Ah, I don’t know if I can get into it. Sure, in years past this was more of a fad than now, especially with sun block and people being more wary about spending time in the rays. But it still exists. I see it all the time. But I think that I prefer the idea of a woman with no tan lines. To me, it means that she is tanning her tits and that she is out in public with her boobs out to the wind. (I think that a woman topless in the sun is GREAT!)

What do YOU guys think about this? Are you into the two-tone titties? Or are you a firm believer in monochromatic mams? (I know I am!)

xoxo

Maria

“You want answers?” “I want the truth!” Can you handle the truth?

August 14, 2010 by Dave
If I won Linsey's bra, I'd use it as a cum catcher. What would you do? Lie to your friends about fucking her? Frame it? Bronze it?

Just in case you didn't know, we have a whole gallery of bra specials posted inside SCORELAND. Linsey is the subject of one of them. But then again, there's a whole treasure chest of stuff at SCORELAND that you might not know about unless you dig deep.

It has been a while since we’ve checked out the SCORELAND Blog poll results, which is a shame because some of the results have been pretty interesting. For example, we asked, “If you won your favorite big-boobed model’s bra in a contest, what would you do with it?” The No. 1 answer? “Find a girl who can fit into it” with 36%. “Frame it” got 24% while “Use it either to jack or as a cum receptacle” (which is what I’d do with it) got 22%.

Amusingly, four-percent said, “Show it to your friends as ‘proof’ that you fucked the girl.” Which, to me, is weird because 1.) I don’t care who knows or thinks I fucked who, as long as I fucked; and 2.) I’m not sure that just having a girl’s bra is proof that you fucked her.

No props, no gimmicks. Karla James, standing, allows us to access her goods.

No props, no gimmicks. Karla James, standing, allows us to access her goods.

“Find a girl who can fit into it.” Okay. Fine. But are you going to walk around with the bra and have girls try it on? I’m not sure that would work…but if you do find a girl who can fit into a SCORE Girl’s bra, please send her our way. We pay generous finder’s fees.

Another poll question: “Which is your favorite way to see a busty girl modeling her tits?”

Standing, boobs hanging freely: 32%

On her hands and knees, boobs hanging: 19%

On her back, boobs splaying: 5%

On her back, pushing tits together for a tit-fuck: 15%

Sucking on one or both of her own boobs: 14%

Standing, bunching up her boobs: 15%

No surprise here: We’ve known for a while (from your comments) that you want an unobstructed view of the girl so you can assess her body. But is that your favorite jacking position, too?

I've had many conversations with Cherry Brady. Now I want to have sex with her.

I've had many conversations with Cherry Brady. Now I want to have sex with her.

Survey sez…dildos still rule! I think I've already established a thousand times that Morgan Leigh is great with a dildo, but a little reminder never hurts.

Survey sez…dildos still rule! I think I've already established a thousand times that Morgan Leigh is great with a dildo, but a little reminder never hurts.

One of my favorite poll questions: “You’re with your favorite SCORE or Voluptuous Girl. You can either fuck her or have a conversation with her, but not both. Which would it be?”

Fuck her: 58%

Talk to her: 12%

This is the stupidest poll I’ve ever seen: 31%

Okay, so maybe this is the stupidest poll question ever, but obviously, it’s not that stupid because 12% of you would talk to her. While looking down her shirt, I assume. I’d fuck her, but then again, I talk to them all the time.

And, finally, perhaps our most controversial poll question ever, “Do you like to see big-titted girls using dildos in still photos?”And the surprising answer: 49% said yes and only 25% said no (with 26% saying it doesn’t make a difference). So, clearly, the anti-dildo crowd that we’ve been hearing from is a very vocal minority.

Viva dildos!

“Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I…I wanna be on you.”

August 12, 2010 by Maria

There is a scene in the LOL-classic Anchorman where Will Ferrell’s character, Ron Burgundy, sees a vision in white from across the room at a party and he walks up to her and tries to be suave and pick her up. When he opens his mouth, all he can say is, “I wanna say something. I’m gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don’t, send it right back. I want to be on you.”

Yeah…hilarious and NOT at all smooth.

However, I can relate to this because if I EVER got the chance to hit on Gianna, I would probably fail this way, too. You see, this woman and her “Melt-your-face-off-with-my-epic-fuck-mojo” stare would probably bring me down to my knees. Gianna is one of the MOST-SEXUALLY POTENT women I have ever encountered. From the way she carries herself to the way she whispers all sorts of nasty shit to someone when she is fucking their brains out, Gianna can do no wrong. She is, to me, like fuck Nirvana.

In fact, if she brought me down to my knees with her sexual RAWR! I would probably enjoy the view because Gianna is hotness in that POV. How do I know this? Because I found these two photos of Gianna in SCORELAND and you know what? SHE WOULD LOOK GOOD LOWERING HER PUSSY INTO YOUR AWAITING FACE FROM THE FRONT AND FROM THE BACK!!!!!

Sorry, I had to yell that out.

This woman makes me overheat.

sigh…Gianna…I wanna be on you.

xoxox

Maria

IT’S A CHERRY BRADY GIVEAWAY EXTRAVAGANZA!

July 28, 2010 by Maria

DEAR FELLOW BOOB LOVERS:

It is has been a while since I have done this but…I HAVE GIVEAWAYS AND GOODIES FOR YOU! YES! YOU!

Okay…so Cherry was here recently, and she and I got to chatting, and then I kind of got lost in the Cherry Brady haze of awesomeness and then EUREKA! It hit me! What if I got Cherry to sign some of her mags and DVDs so I could give them to you? (Naturally, these kind of ideas come to me because I am not only horny but brilliant!) But before I could do that, I had to fulfill my fantasy and get Cherry’s SCORE tank-top soaking wet. I mean, like, dripping. (So I, along with my helpful studio volunteer, squirted Cherry with water continuously.) So all this wetness was happening and then she bent over and let us squirt her pussy and ass. (Yes…you haven’t LIVED until you have gotten Cherry wet. Be jealous of me. Envy me. Wish you were one with her wetness. I can handle your disdain! lol)

After all the wet shirt’ness had subsided, I actually thought of you guys and had her sign her V-Mag covers for the February 2003, November 2004 and September 2005 issues. The February and November issues are SOLD OUT, too, so this makes this giveaway even COOLER because these are super collectors’ items. She also signed a copy of Ultimate Cherry, which RULES, because this DVD is mucho caliente and red-hot horny, like Cherry. *sizzle*

And now, here are the rules and information on how to enter this giveaway. You can only win ONE of FOUR prizes offered in this giveaway. Prizes will be distributed at random. I will be choosing four winners at random and will send you your autographed prizes lickety-split. TO ENTER: Please send your FULL NAME, MAILING ADDRESS and D.O.B. to blog@scoreland.com with the words ULTIMATE CHERRY GIVEAWAY in the subject line. ONLY ONE ENTRY PER EMAIL, PLEASE! The deadline for all entries is August 18, 2010.

Good luck, boob lovers!

xoxox

Maria

ps. I hope that our long-time blog friend, Viggo, appreciates the shout out. 😉

This question sucks

July 26, 2010 by Elliot James
Shione's nipple gets a good suck

Shione's nipple gets a good suck

Today’s new Poll question on SCORELAND (not on the BLOG) is “Do you like to see the guys sucking and licking the models’ nipples?”

Christy inhales Angela's pointer in Big-Boob Paradise.

Christy inhales Angela's pointer in Big-Boob Paradise.

The five choices are: 1) Yes 2) Yes, but only if it’s a girl sucking another girl’s nipples 3) Yes but the guy has to really suck on them 4) No and 5) I don’t care either way.

I love this picture of Bailey.

I love this picture of Bailey.

This is the first time we’ve asked this question. We’ve gotten plenty of letters/emails to “SCORECard” about girls who can self-suck but relatively few letters about guys sucking on girls’ nipples. We’ve also gotten the occasional letter asking for the model to suck on her own nipples while her partner is thrusting away.

I’m interested in seeing how this survey shapes up over the next few weeks.

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! To who? TO US!

July 19, 2010 by Maria
It's our first birthday party! Karina knew you were cumming so she baked a cake!

It's our first birthday party! Karina knew you were cumming so she baked a cake!

Sharday demonstrates how we eat cake at the SCORELAND Blog. Well, this is how the models eat cake. We eat it off of them.

Sharday demonstrates how we eat cake at the SCORELAND Blog. Well, this is how the models eat cake. We eat it off of them.

Dawn Phoenix is so excited about the Blog's first birthday, she decided to tit-fuck a bottle of champagne instead of fucking it.

Dawn Phoenix is so excited about the Blog's first birthday, she decided to tit-fuck a bottle of champagne instead of drinking it.

For SCORE (actually, exactly one year ago today), we the people of the republic of all things rack decided that we needed a vehicle to get out there amongst the big-boob lovers on the highways of the Web. After much deliberation and the shooting down of a site called SCOREeditorsXXXposed! (Just kidding!), we created this blog, and a year later, we are going strong.

And while we are all jumping up and down in joy over our blog’s first birthday, I would like to take to time and say that as a new editor on the block, this blog has allowed me to connect to a lot of V-Mag readers and fine-tune my mag to all of your tastes. I appreciate everyone’s feedback about your likes and dislikes, as do Elliot and Dave.

And, how cool is it that you guys can interact with the models?

And how cool is it that we make blog videos where the models have fun and you get to know them better?

I say it’s pretty effin’ cool.

So, happy birthday to us, and thank you for all of your input and blogging’ness, which rules!

Your support of our blog is great. Like underwire to titties. Thanks for helping us stay solid!

xoxoxoxoxox and YAY!!!,

Maria

K-K-K-Kaytee goes XXX…one time only?

July 15, 2010 by Dave
Kaytee Carter's very lucky friend gets her pussy ready for an on-camera porking.

Kaytee Carter's very lucky friend gets her pussy ready for an on-camera porking.

Linsey Dawn McKenzie did it twice. Chloe Vevrier did it twice, too. Crystal Gunns, Morgan Leigh, Karina Hart and Cindy Cupps each did it once (kind of). And, now, Kaytee Carter has done it once, too.

I’m talking, of course, about fucking (or tit-fucking, in the case of Crystal, Morgan, Karina and Cindy) on-camera, and the reason I’m lumping in Kaytee with the rest of these girls is because I have a feeling her first boy-girl, which appeared in the September ’10 issue of SCORE and is now online at SCORELAND, might be her only one. Ever. Seriously.

I say that because some girls do their first hardcore scene because they want to get their feet wet before diving all the way in, some girls do their first hardcore scene and decide it’s not for them and some girls do their first hardcore scene because it’s something they’ve always wanted to do…once. Kaytee, I think, falls into the third category.

Her partner in the scene isn’t one of our studio studs. He’s a friend of Kaytee’s. Not a boyfriend. A friend. He’s the one who turned her on to SCORE, and he was rewarded with a finder’s fee from us and some on-camera mouth, tits and pussy from Kaytee. Hey, the girl’s a great find, one of the best of 2010. He deserves it.

“I decided that if I was going to do a boy-girl scene, it would be with someone I was very comfortable with,” Kaytee said. “And who would I be more comfortable and secure with than the person who told me about SCORE?”

There’s no video version of this scene. Stills only. Check them out right now at SCORELAND. Treasure them. Am I 100% sure that Kaytee’s first scene will be her last? No. But I will tell you this: Kaytee could have fucked in the recently-released DVD More To Fuck, but she chose to eat Destiny Rose’s pussy instead. Which turned out pretty nicely, if you ask me. It’s one of the hottest girl-girl scenes we’ve ever shot.

I’ll also remind you of this: Lorna Morgan, Kerry Marie, Ines Cudna, Nicole Peters, Sharday, Kelly Kay and many of our other favorites have never fucked on camera. So you gotta take what you get when it’s given to you. And jack to it.

SCORE Girls bring their cups to the World Cup Final!

July 8, 2010 by Dave
Ariana thinks The Netherlands will cream Spain.

Ariana thinks The Netherlands will cream Spain.

Belinda is from Spain (although she's wearing Holland's colors).

Belinda is from Spain (although she's wearing Holland's colors).

The World Cup Final is set for Sunday with The Netherlands taking on Spain. While most of the world will be watching the game, SCORE Men will be scanning the stands and their local bars for big-titted soccer fans. A Germany vs. England final would have resulted in the bustiest Final ever, but, alas, Germany eliminated England in a battle of titiful countries, then Germany was eliminated by the less-busty Netherlands. However, I am happy to report that The Netherlands does have a representative or two at SCORELAND, including outstanding 2009 newcomer Ariana Angel. Normally, I wouldn’t have a rooting interest in this game, but I can’t help but have feelings for a country that holds prostitutes in such high regard.

But how about Spain and its busty history? Or course, we’ve had several major shoots in Spain, including the DVD On Location Costa Del Sol, but how about actual SCORE Girls from Spain? Leave it to SCORELAND guru Elliot James to point out that way back in the late 1990s, Belinda, a model who we shot at our studio in London, England, is from Spain. As impressed as I am by Belinda’s rack, I’m even more impressed by Elliot’s memory. The guy never forgets a pair of tits. Still, based on bust size in this matchup, The Netherlands looks like a winner (although they’d have a better chance of winning if they changed their name to The Nether Region).

Anyway, enjoy the game…after, of course, you’re finished enjoying Ariana and Belinda’s tits. And if the game gets boring, you always have SCORELAND.

The power of a SMILE

July 8, 2010 by Maria
Ashley Sage has a nice set of...teeth.

Ashley Sage has a nice set of...teeth.

Hello Boob LOVERS!

Now, I know you know that I love boobs almost as much as you do. That is a given. But here is something you may not know: I really dig a nice set of dugs framed by a pretty smile.

Aileen takes off her top with a wink and smile!

Aileen takes off her top with a wink and smile!

Don’t get me wrong, I told you in another post that I love fuck face, and I stand by that statement 100%. There is nothing like a woman who looks like she wants to go at it for hours…like she needs something in all of her holes ASAP! But as much as I love a good, horny look on a woman’s mug, I cannot stand PORN FACE. What kind of face is that? Well, I think it’s when a woman looks…serious? Angry? Aloof? Like she is thinking about laundry that needs doing or about what to have for dinner. It just makes me feel like I have no right to be looking at her. Like I am interrupting her or annoying her.

Ines knows her tits are something to smile about.

Ines knows her tits are something to smile about.

Lorna Morgan is all smiles, well, and tits.

Lorna Morgan is all smiles, well, and tits.

That’s why I love it when a woman shows me her (Tits, of course!) pearly whites. There is nothing as inviting as a pretty smile. It says, “Hi! I like you. I enjoy your eyes on me. Please, stare longer. I am friendly and I am naked.” (At least this is what it says to me.) Smiles are important! And most of you think so because according to the boob Jedi himself, Elliot, smiling is one of those great controversies discussed by the SCORELAND masses since 1992, and I can see why it’s a serious point of contention. Some of you like your gals to look serious and some of you like it when they look like they are having a good day.

Personally, I am all for a nice, inviting smile. I mean, look at the pics of the girls in this post. Who could say no to those pretty faces and those cheeky grins, eh? When it comes to faces, I think that smiles are all win! xoxo, Maria