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What do these four girls have in common?

November 7, 2009 by Dave 10 Comments
Alexis Silver's T-shirt improvement program

Alexis Silver's T-shirt improvement program

Stand erect for Sgt. Cherry

Stand erect for Sgt. Cherry.

Ashley Sage Ellison knows how to wear a dress.

Ashley Sage Ellison knows how to wear a dress.

Janet Jade: I think that's a dress.

Janet Jade: I think that's a dress.

Well, they’re all wearing glorious examples of some of the choices in this week’s poll, which asks, “What do you most like to see a stacked model wearing at the start of her photo shoot or video?” But also, as some of you might have guessed (I’m guessing Dino figured it out), they’ve all been voted off the “Best of the Decade” island over the past nine days.

Now, I’m going to confess something: When Cherry was voted No. 66, then Janet No. 62, then Ashley No. 61, then Alexis No. 59, I was a little shocked and more than a little pissed. I mean, these are great girls, among my all-time favorites, and Ashley (I’m going to give you an inside scoop here) is leading in the early voting for 2009 SCORE Newcomer of the Year.

But then I got to thinking. I said to myself, “Self, if Cherry really is No. 66, and Janet really is No. 62, and Ashley really is No. 61, and Alexis really is No. 59, then according to the voters, we’ve had 58 newcomers in this decade who are better than Cherry, Janet, Ashley and Alexis.” And that’s just mindbogglingly impressive. I might not agree with it, but it’s impressive.

See? If you really try, you can put a spin on anything. So, I’d like to thank the “Best of the Decade” voters for pointing out to me just how great SCORELAND really is. Even better than I’d imagined.

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Rating: 4.6/5

And the week’s birthdays keep coming

November 4, 2009 by Elliot James 1 Comment
Vanessa Montagne, Nov. 7

Vanessa Montagne, Nov. 7

Chavon Taylor, Nov. 5

Chavon Taylor, Nov. 5

Happy birthday, girls! Keep your birthday suits on. Chavon also appears in our sites BigTitHooker.com and TitsAndTugs.com and she stars in the SCORE DVDs Bounce Baby Bounce!, Buxom Sluts and Tits & Tugs 4. French model Vanessa doesn’t appear in any SCORE DVDs, and there’s only one magazine she stars in that’s not sold out, December 2005 SCORE. SCORE remains the only mens’ mag Vanessa has ever posed for. Those French, they have excellent taste.
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Rating: 4.2/5

Kianna Dior: Always a messy, happy ending

November 3, 2009 by Elliot James 2 Comments
Kianna Dior: Porn is her life.

Kianna Dior: Porn is her life.

Kianna Dior has a shaved, pretty pussy and beautiful feet and legs (Maria has featured her in Leg Sex), but Kianna obviously ain’t the bustiest babe in SCORELAND. However, she’s one of the prettiest and she’s definitely one of the hottest, the nastiest, the dirtiest and the baddest. And her Asian ancestry, an exotic blend of Chinese, Irish and Scottish by way of Vancouver, really…uh…motivates me. When Kianna gives a guy a hand job or a blow job, you’re seeing the ultimate raunchy bad girl as pints of her mouth juice pour out over the cock in her hands as she’s giving it a deep-throat tonsil massage down to the balls or stroking it like a sleazy massage parlor hostess. Jerking cock with all kinds of novel grips, spitting on it, licking and sucking balls (not just sucking but getting them inside her mouth), and cum-play, lots and lots of cum-play…well, all I can say is that Kianna shows time after time that she really is the #1 Asian hand job, mouth-job and cum queen. Truthfully, I’d rather see her suck, tit-bang and jack cock than see her fucking.

The perfect cock slut in Hard SCORE 2.

The perfect cock slut in Hard SCORE 2.

All of your SCORELAND editors have interviewed her (I interviewed her in the video Cummed On Tits In Tight Tops), and she’s nothing at all like your typical hardboiled Los Angles porn star. On-camera or off, she’s friendly, girly and upbeat. How did she get started? She loved watching porn herself, something more and more girls are doing. Kianna told us in 2004, “I’d never even thought about doing porn, although I knew I liked it. Watching it, I mean. I used to take my boyfriend down to the peep shows in Vancouver. He’d be like, ‘Can’t we just have normal sex once in a while, like in a bed?’ but I loved having sex in the peep-show booths. It was so naughty! I didn’t want my ass to touch anything because those peep-show booths are kind of dirty and guys leave their cum behind. But we’d do all kinds of things. Like, we’d get into the booth and turn on the movie, and I’d bend over and give him a blow job while he watched, and I’d make sure I could watch, too. Or I’d turn around and take my tits out, and I’d sit on his cock while he played with my tits, and I’d watch the movie and rub my clit.”

This string is only the beginning.

This string is only the beginning.

On SCORELAND, she’s appeared on SCOREtv interviewed by Dave, in the XXX movies Hard SCORE 2 and Big Tit Fuck Fest, and more. She has guest starred on our sites BigTitHooker.com, BigBoobsPOV.com and TitsandTugs.com. One day, I’d like to see Kianna and Minka team up to get pounded by one dude in an Asian boobapalooza breastfest. Whether that ever happens here one day isn’t up to me, but a man can daydream. Kianna’s latest SCORE DVD release is Busty Slut Expo; she’s teamed up with Lexxi Tyler in a hot girl-on-girl.

“I have a good life, and I love what I do,” Kianna said five years ago. I just hope she sticks around for another five years. That’s not too much to ask, is it? I mean, she really does seem to love what she does.

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Rating: 4.5/5

What is it about this photo?

October 26, 2009 by Dave 6 Comments

Cassandra from the September ’02 issue of SCORE.

Cassandra from the September ’02 issue of SCORE.

Said Lee, one of the stunt cocks who watered down Cassandra, “She bloody took everything we could do to her and came back for more without blinking an eye. Tony and I were totally knackered by the time Cassandra finished us off. She’s two women in one body.”

Your lewdest and crudest comments are welcome. Or, perhaps, a love sonnet.

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Rating: 4.3/5

Legendary Lady…SaRenna Lee

October 25, 2009 by Maria 8 Comments
Sarenna is everything that was right with the big-boobed 90's.

Sarenna is everything that was right with the big-boobed 90's.

When I first took to the blog to talk to talk tits to all of you boob men out there, I told all of you about my first days here at SCORELAND and then I professed my love for the legendary Tawny Peaks. Well, I am back to talk to you about another legend who really floats my boat. A woman who is so drop-dead gorgeous that she would make my balls ache…if I had any. lol

My favorite SaRenna girl-girl shoot was with the always sexy Danni Ashe.

My favorite SaRenna girl-girl shoot was with the always sexy Danni Ashe.

SaRenna is built for speed, not comfort!

SaRenna is built for speed, not comfort!

The subject of this blog is going to be none other than SaRenna Lee, who in my opinion, is one of the top five greats of all time. With her blonde bombshell looks and her prominent and huge boobs, who wouldn’t be in love with Ms. Lee?

I could spend hours upon hours checking out her pics in SCORELAND, they are that good. Some of my faves include her girl-girl with the amazing Danni she and of course, her layout where she dressed up like Marilyn Monroe. (And even though I love Marilyn, she just didn’t have SaRenna’s tit power, ya know what I mean?)

Something about this photo makes me proud to be an American.

Something about this photo makes me proud to be an American.

My only regret is that I never went on a Boob Cruise with SaRenna. I am sure that we would have been breast friends! Alas, I can still gaze lovingly at her photos and revel in the splendor of her perfect slim-and-stacked body.

And although she never went on to do any hardcore, I actually don’t mind. SaRenna is one of those dynamite sex kittens who didn’t have to do hardcore for me to be into her. (Kerry Marie and Janet Jade fall

SaRenna wasn't just tits, either. Her legs and ass were sweet perfection, too!

SaRenna wasn't just tits, either. Her legs and ass were sweet perfection, too!

into this category.) SaRenna was that perfect. I was satisfied to just be allowed to gaze upon her glorious tits. She is, to me, the ultimate Barbie and I only wish that one day, in some faraway place, I will bump into SaRenna and she and I can sit down and chat. (Of course, I will be staring at her tits, but hey, I am only human. lol)

For now, enjoy these shots of the great SaRenna Lee. Ladies this perfect only come around once in a lifetime.

xoxo,

Maria

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Rating: 4.4/5

A beer a day

October 23, 2009 by Elliot James 2 Comments

A Czech doctor is advising men to drink beer every day to keep their sex lives active. Dr. Pavel Zemek of the Czech Centre for Gerontology says, “If men drink two beers a day, they can stave off impotence.” Dr Zemek says his research shows beer can have a powerful effect in stopping the arteries from becoming blocked. He told the Slovak daily newspaper Narodna Obroda, “On the basis of clinical tests, we can say moderate amounts of beer lessens arterial sclerosis, one of the causes of erectile dysfunction.”

A beer a day is good says a doctor.

A beer a day is good says a doctor.

Spilling it on your lap is healthy too if Brandy Dean is at hand.

Spilling it on your lap is healthy too if Brandy Dean is at hand.

But the doc is no shill for local beer brands such as Pilsener Urquell, and he warns against excessive drinking. “Drink too much beer in one go and the positive effects are negated.” But if served by a beermaid like Brandy Dean, even spilled beer can be healthy. Oktoberfest, anybody?

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Rating: 4.0/5

Oil makes everything better

October 21, 2009 by Maria 6 Comments
Kerry Marie is spectacular. Kerry Marie covered in oil? Jack-tacular!

Kerry Marie is spectacular. Kerry Marie covered in oil? Jack-tacular!

Terry Nova is ready to wrap her oiled orbs on your cock.

Terry Nova is ready to wrap her oiled orbs on your cock.

Jezhabelle looks like she enjoys a good greasin'!

Jezhabelle looks like she enjoys a good greasin'!

Carmen Hayes is like a little, greasy pretzel from Big-Tit Heaven.

Carmen Hayes is like a little, greasy pretzel from Big-Tit Heaven.

Oh, Annie Swanson, pour some sugar on me!

Oh, Annie Swanson, pour some sugar on me!

Angela White could slide her perkies all over me, anyday.

Angela White could slide her perkies all over me, any day.

Let’s make something very clear: Tits are wonderful, wonderful things.

Now I want to make this statement: OIL MAKES TITS BETTER.

It is absolutely, 100 percent true. You can be staring at the most-marvelous boobies in the whole entire universe and they are good, but, add some oil all over those orbs and WHAMMO! they get much better. It’s something about the greasiness that just elevates them to the next level. It’s the shiny, slick wonder of them that makes you want to run your hands over their lubricated surface.

And now that we are on the subject, how great do oily tits feel, eh? Marvelous! I could rub on a pair of slippery tits all day. Oil is, like, synonymous with horny, good times. I would love to high-five every model who ever greased up for boob play. I mean, think about it. Think about a room full of naked chicks…pretty hot, right? Now imagine them covered in oil and just slippin’ and slidin’ all over the place.

(Seriously, this is the reason why the our dick-flick, B.L.O.W., Busty Ladies of Oil Wrestling, starring Cherry Brady, Angela White, Brandy Talore and Annie Swanson is one of my all-time faves. It’s greasy goodness and rough play, and there are four busty ladies wrestling. How can that combo NOT rock your jock? You can get a copy at the eBoobstore, and you SHOULD get a copy. )

For now, please peruse some of my oily favorites in all of their slick lustrous bustiness.

Enjoy!

xoxo

Maria

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Poll says one thing, “Best of the Decade” says another.

October 13, 2009 by Dave 28 Comments

Last week we asked you to tell us what type of busty model is your favorite. Astonishingly,mega-boobed came in first at 27%, followed by plumper at 22%; young, slim and natural at 22%; over 30 and natural at 17%; over 30 and augmented at 7%; and young, slim and augmented at 5%. Why do I say it’s so astonishing that mega-boobed came in first? Because many of the first 19 models eliminated in the “Best of the Decade” contest at SCORELAND are, indeed, mega-boobed! What the hell is going on here?

Two girls from the Top 100: Africa (#88) watches as Cassitty (#82) sucks. Several years ago, the girls went tit-to-tit in the "Big Tit Challenge," and the cock-stiffening blow-by-blow is still posted at Scoreland.

Two girls from the Top 100: Africa (#88) patiently waits as Cassitty (#82) sucks. Several years ago, the girls went tit-to-tit in the "Big Tit Challenge," and the cock-stiffening blow-by-blow is still posted at Scoreland.

This week’s poll asks, “How do you feel about pregnant photo sets?” Love them? Like them? Hate them? Don’t care as long as the girl has big tits? Let us know.

But let’s go back to the “Best of the Decade” contest for a second. Now, we’re all adults here, so let’s be open about what’s going on: So far, every single one of the 19 models who have been eliminated has been either 1.) Enhanced or 2.) Black. I could comment further on this, but I’m not going to because I’ll just get emotional. I will say this: My No. 1. of the decade is black, so you know where I stand on the issue.

By the way, congratulations to Cassitty for coming in at No. 82, a very fair and impressive ranking that places her in the top 10% of all newcomers this decade. When it comes to sucking cock, though, Cassitty is in the top 1%.

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Matrix pix nix leaves Morgan out in the sticks at number ninety-six

September 29, 2009 by Elliot James 26 Comments

I’d prepared this video for the blog last week for future posting. Since Morgan was voted #96 yesterday in the “Best of the Decade” at SCORELAND, I’m going to run it today. I’ve kept away from commenting about the contest–and I probably won’t again after this–but I have to say that I’m shocked, and I don’t shock easily. I’m not saying this because I was on the Boob Cruise with Morgan in 2000 (before she started modeling) or because I connected her with our studio in June 2006, when she achieved her ultimate look in sweater destruction. I’m just powerfully surprised because here’s someone who won SCORE Newcomer of the Year in 2006 (beating out Brianna Costello, Rukhsana, Sydney Simona, Gianna, Daphne Rosen, and Anna Song), does solo videos in which she is hornier and hotter than many girls are in hardcore videos with guys (and in those videos does perfect JO encouragement in her sexy British accent), has so far appeared in 13 pictorials and close to two dozen videos including a Tits & Tugs and has generated a ton of fan mail the past three years. If that’s not popularity, I don’t know what is.

Anyway, this video also shows what a dream Morgan is for our photographers to shoot. They love it when she’s in the studio because she makes it fun for them, too. She’s not into it for the money. Morgan loves to pose, and that shows on film.

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Rating: 3.9/5