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How Eva Notty moisturizes her boobs

June 28, 2010 by Elliot James
Eva Notty only on SCORELAND.

Eva Notty only on SCORELAND.

“I lotion my boobs very day. The more the better. Any time I shower, any time I do anything that makes the moisturizer or lotion come off, I put it back on. I take two or three showers a day. And I really rub it in. I want to get everything, get the lotion or moisturizer onto every inch of my tits because they are kinda big. You have to get underneath. Up and down and around. I like having a man do it for me, too. Massage my tits. That’s what they’re there for, right?”–Eva Notty

Breast massages are very therapeutic. A complete breast massage should last about 30 minutes, if possible. Slow and easy is more beneficial than hard and fast. Avoid scented or mineral oils and nut-based oils like almond oil in case of nut allergies.

Today’s guest blogger…live from the SCORE studio…Cherry Brady!

June 23, 2010 by Guest Blogger
Who do these tits belong to?

Who do these tits belong to?

Cherry Brady, of course, blogging for your viewing pleasure!

Cherry Brady, of course, blogging for your viewing pleasure!

Hello everyone! Guess where I am? I am sitting in the SCORE Studio right this second! It has been a super long time since I have been here. Everything still looks the same except for a few new faces that I hadn’t seen before. Like there is this super-sexy editor named Maria here now. She’s cute and smart and I hope to see more of her later!

Anyway, I am here because I always get a lot of V-Men asking me when I am going to shoot for SCORE again and do another video or pictorials. Apparently, you all are getting tired of jacking off to the same old stuff! So, I am here to bless V-Men with brand-new, 100% NEW jack-off material guaranteed to make you shoot to the ceiling! At least I like to imagine my V-Men shooting their loads to the ceiling.

Where have I been, you ask? I’ve been on lots of adventures. I did some water skiing, motorcycle riding, scuba diving, (a little muff diving) I baked a pie, went to K-Mart a couple of times. And doing all the things good girls aren’t supposed to do (again). You know, the normal adventurous stuff. The important thing is the present. I am here and ready to start new adventures.

Speaking of which, I’m off to the set! I’ll be here for a few days, so if you have any comments, questions, etc., send them along! And I’ll see you VERY soon.

Love,

Cherry

The boob shelf: We know why it works, but how does it work?

June 22, 2010 by Dave
Bailey Santanna wrote the book on boob shelving. She should own a boob shelving supply shop.

Bailey Santanna wrote the book on boob shelving. She should own a boob shelving supply shop.

Today, I am writing about something that is very dear to me: the boob shelf.

Karla's boobs are so firm that they don't benefit from shelving. Still, there is absolutely nothing wrong with this photo, and I appreciate the effort.

Karla’s boobs are so firm that they don’t benefit from shelving. Still, there is absolutely nothing wrong with this photo, and I appreciate her effort.

The boob shelf is one of those things that I’m not even sure most busty models are aware they’re doing (although I’m pretty certain Bailey Santanna is aware of what she’s doing because she does the boob shelf all the time, such as in this Blog video).

Usually executed with the model standing and always with the model topless, the boob shelf is what happens when the model cradles one arm under her rack, providing a shelf for her generous tit flesh to overflow. Girls whose boobs are not super-firm are usually best at boob shelving because their boobs are more malleable and, therefore, more likely to overflow in unpredictable, here, there and everywhere ways. Boobs that are super-firm (see the photo of Karla James) tend to retain the same shape they had before the boob shelf was applied.

Renee Ross uses a belt to create her boob shelf. This is very nice, but it's cheating.

Renee Ross uses a belt to create her boob shelf. This is very nice, but it’s cheating.

So, in the photo of Bailey Santanna, we see the following:

1. One arm under her boobs.

2. This is hardly enough to support them (we’re not looking for support; we’re looking for overflowing) but enough to push her boob flesh toward the front of her breast.

3. Blood rushes to her areolae, making them darker.

4. Her nipples become pointer or seem to become pointier.

Usually, the two-armed boob shelf negates the advantages of the one-armed boob shelf, but Janet Jade is so stacked that it works for her.

Usually, the two-armed boob shelf negates the advantages of the one-armed boob shelf, but Janet Jade is so stacked that it works for her.

5. The effect is of a person trying to carry bags of groceries with one arm.

There are certain rules for the boob shelf. For example, it is almost always (but not always, as the photo of Janet Jade proves) crucial that the model place one arm, not two, under her breasts. Two arms provide too much support and leave less room for boob/arm overflow. One arm allows for just enough lift, boob-flesh-forward effect and overflow. There are probably other rules, but I can’t think of them right now.

Anyway, study these photos. There’ll be a test in the morning.

Dammit, Janet!

June 20, 2010 by Maria

There are a lot of beautiful, mocha-mammed goddesses inside of SCORELAND. From dark and lovely Farrah Vancock to sexy and thick Mianna Thomas, these ladies are built like brick houses. They have curves that could make a grown man cry! But to me, the one lady who is the cream of the crop is Janet Jade.

Janet has one of those bodies that just doesn’t quit. She is curvaceous AND she is trim. She has both tits AND and quite the scrumptious ass. She has a pretty smile AND she is very sweet. Janet might just be the perfect woman. She is an ex-cheerleader and she loves to dance. I would love to see her dance, too, because I am pretty sure that all of her good lady parts would jiggle if she did.

Some people are disappointed that she never went on to do XXX, but not me. And although I was glad she decided to do a tug job for our cameras, with Christy Marks no less, for me, Janet is best solo. That way I can appreciate all of her amazing body. Not to say I wouldn’t want to see her fuck for the lens, but it isn’t necessary. I just think she is that amazing. She can stand all on her own and still hold it down. (As long as she is standing there naked!)

I salute you, Janet!

xxxo

Maria

Get Yourself A Helping of Fruit!

June 14, 2010 by Maria

According to the USDA Food Guidelines, the average male needs at least two cups of fruit a day to maintain a healthy diet. Now, we don’t know about you, but for us, there are no two cups of fruit we’d rather have than the ones pictured right here. There is something almost mouthwatering about the way that Desirae offers you up a serving of that banana. Or the way that Ashley seems to be saying, “You seemed famished! Why don’t you come and eat some of my berries?”

I know staring at these pics makes me hungry!

Now, while I happen to think that playing with fruit in a sexual situation is very hot, there are a lot of big-boob lovers who don’t like any food in a model’s layout. They only want to see her melons and that’s that.

What kind of man are you? Do you mind foodplay in a pictorial? Do you find fruit sexy? Or when it comes to seeing your favorite busty beauties, do you object to produce?

xoxo

Maria

Germany loves SCORE and Voluptuous, too

June 11, 2010 by Elliot James
18 paar riesendingers basically means "18 huge dingers."

18 paar riesendingers basically means "18 huge dingers."

It’s taken me a long time to tear myself away from constantly re-playing those More To Fuck BLOG videos all week, but I finally did it through a tremendous surge of willpower. It’s not easy breaking away from Tatiana and her MTF teammates. So now I can show you what most SCORE and V-Mag readers have never seen and probably never knew about.

Meaning "Angel Gee, Small Town Girl With Huge Tits!"

Meaning "Angel Gee, Small Town Girl With Huge Tits!"

For about the past 15 years, our mags have been translated into German and sold in Germany (and I think in Austria and Switzerland, too, but I could be mistaken). SCORE is sold as Hot SCORE and Voluptuous is called Super Naturals. While the German issues’ monthly numbering system is different from the English-language editions’ traditional month and year order, they feature the same content inside, including our interviews and departments. They’re just laid out differently. The covers also have a different look and style.

They can show bare nipples on the covers.

They can show bare nipples on the covers.

The German editions aren’t sold in the U.S., just in Europe. It’s nice to know that there’s a Boob Brotherhood in Germany that loves big tits just as much as their cousins across the Big Pond. The current issue of Hot SCORE features Germany’s own Annina on the cover. If you ever take the high-speed ICE train from Frankfurt to Hamburg, buy a copy of Hot SCORE at the newsstand to keep you from getting bored during the three-hour ride. Hey, we’ll bet that if there’s a local girl sitting by you, she’ll be happy to translate it for you.

What the fuck? The difference between tit-fucking on camera and full-on fucking on camera.

May 30, 2010 by Dave
This is the closest a cock has come to Crystal's pussy. On camera, that is.

This is the closest a cock has come to Crystal's pussy. On camera, that is.

Christy should have told Janet, "C'mon, suck and fuck on camera. It's easy!" Hey, maybe she did tell her that.

Christy should have told Janet, "C'mon, suck and fuck on camera. It's easy!" Hey, maybe she did tell her that.

B.P. from Toronto, Ontario, a regular in the “Scorecard” section of SCORELAND and SCORE magazine, writes, “After watching Crystal Gunns and Janet Jade in the Tits & Tugs videos, I just don’t get it. You’ll jack a guy off and let him feel your tits and cum on you, but you won’t let him fuck you? I don’t see the moral point here. Will one of their relatives watch and say, ‘Oh, thank god. Crystal only jerked him off. She didn’t fuck him. She’s still a good girl’? I just wish one of these girls would do at least one hardcore scene before we never see them again. Fuck, Linsey did it. What’s the big deal?”

This is an interesting question. In his response at SCORELAND, Elliot wrote, “Cock into pussy (or ass) is an internal merger of the highest intimacy for most women. To a lot of women, it is a big deal. Tug jobs and letting a guy fuck their tits are external acts, outside the body, and don’t create the deep connection in many women. It may seem illogical, but human sexuality is not rooted in logic.”

That's a not a real cock Jezhabelle is fucking. But, really, is there such a big difference?

That's a not a real cock Jezhabelle is sucking. But, really, is there such a big difference?

Good point, Elliot. I think there’s also a moral boundary that some models create for themselves, and each girl draws the line in a different place. For example, in one of the hottest video scenes we’ve ever shot, Jezhabelle let our videographer fuck her tits, mouth and pussy with a strap-on dildo. I mean, really, is there that much of a difference between him fucking her with a strap-on and him fucking her with his own cock? But for her, there was, and that’s all that counts. For us guys, cumming on a girl’s tits is a big deal. But Crystal Gunns, Janet Jade, Cindy Cupps and Karina Hart are fine with a perfect stranger shooting his load all over their tits, as long as his cock doesn’t enter her mouth or pussy. Does this make sense? It doesn’t to me. But, as I said, each girl has her own moral boundary.

Sucking cock wasn't in Alexa's contract. She did it because she wanted to, and I appreciate that.

Sucking cock wasn't in Alexa's contract. She did it because she wanted to, and I appreciate that.

One of the things I love about Alexa’s scene in Tits & Tugs 5 and at SCORELAND is that it was supposed to be a tit-fuck, tug-job scene, but Alexa went the extra mile and sucked the dude’s cock. She did something she didn’t have to do, and for some reason, I find that to be very hot.

Christy Marks did a tit-fuck/tug-job as a stopping-off point before doing full-fucking hardcore (and eventually anal). Renee Ross stopped at the tits & tugs station for about a day before she moved on to blow jobs and then full-blown XXX. Some girls stop at the tits & tugs station and never move on.

I have to say, I love when B.P. writes, “Will one of their relatives watch and say, ‘Oh, thank god. Crystal only jerked him off. She didn’t fuck him. She’s still a good girl’?” Of course not. But I don’t think this is about the model worrying what her friends and relatives are going to think. It’s about what she’s going to think.

And for some girls, there’s no moral boundary. They just love fucking on camera. The more cock the better. Alexis Silver once told me, “I was like, ‘No, I’m not going to do porn because if I ever have kids, I’ll have to explain it to them,’ and I was worried about how my family would react, but then I was like, ‘Oh, fuck it, I’ll give it a try. What’s the worst that can happen?’ And then I did it and got paid a whole chunk of money for having sex, and I was like, ‘Nice.'”

Nice.

Maximum Minka: only 16 years in the making

May 27, 2010 by Elliot James
Minka+SCORE=Boob Magic

Minka+SCORE=Boob Magic

Some stylin' for the hostess before the camera rolls.

Some stylin' for the hostess before the camera rolls.

Minka fans, this DVD is an absolute must-own, and I say that as someone who’s been with SCORE since 1993. Maximum Minka is the story of the world’s biggest-chested Asian star, beginning in 1994 and concluding with her most current vid. From her first mag cover (October ’94) through three Boob Cruises and many SCORE events and projects. Model, porn star, dancer, and a racquet-whipping tennis champion as well, Minka’s career longevity is proof of her popularity and her dedication to the world of fantasy super-boobs.

Order your copy today. You’ll want to start watching it right away. It’s over three hours with lots of new, terrific footage, including home movies and Minka on the streets of South Beach, and it’s personally hosted by Minka. This is not just a bunch of scenes on a DVD. Minka spent the day at SCORE talking about her life and career, and it’s all in here.

In tennis, it’s all about the outfit.

May 24, 2010 by Dave
Autumn-Jade says, "Always keep your eye on the ball."

Autumn-Jade says, "Always keep your eye on the ball."

Gianna Rossi demonstrates proper service and upskirt motion.

Gianna Rossi demonstrates proper service and upskirt motion.

This is what all busty tennis players should wear at the French Open. The problem is, none of them are as stacked as Karina and Mandy.

This is what all busty tennis players should wear at the French Open. The problem is, none of them are as stacked as Karina and Mandy.

Well, it’s that time of year again, when tits and tennis always seem to be in the news. Last year, it was Simona Halep, who made news when she announced she was going to get a breast reduction because her tits were getting in the way of her tennis. I’m sorry to report that 1.) She did get the reduction; and 2.) She’s been playing better (although she lost today in the first round of the French Open. Serves her right for getting rid of those natural beauties).

Yeah, I know, 40something Raquel Sieb isn't playing tennis. Don't get so anal about it.

Yeah, I know, 40something Raquel Sieb isn't playing tennis. Don't get so anal about it.

This year, it’s Venus Williams, the far-less-bustier of the Williams sisters (it’s Serena who has the big tits and big ass), who’s making news. She came out for her first-round match at the French Open wearing a red-and-black corset-like dress and, underneath, nude sports shorts that, at first glance, made her seem like she wasn’t wearing any panties at all. How about that!

Actually, how about nothing. When I first saw the photos, I thought Venus was baring her ass, but it really didn’t matter to me because I have no desire to see Venus’s ass.

Here at SCORELAND, our girls have been exploiting the game of tennis for their own purposes for a long time. They know that nothing makes big tits bounce like a good, hearty game of tennis and tennis skirts don’t cover much at all. So, for your viewing pleasure, here are Autumn-Jade, Gianna Rossi, Karina Hart, demonstrating how big-tit tennis should be done. And, as a bonus, from 40SomethingMag.com, here’s Raquel Sieb exploiting a tennis court for her own sexual purposes. Game, set, jack.

On the rack 15 years ago

May 23, 2010 by Elliot James
Angelique spilled out at newstands and mag shops this month in 1995.

Angelique spilled out at newsstands and mag shops this month in 1995.

What did SCORE readers buy 15 years ago this month? The July 1995 SCORE featured Angelique as the sole covergirl. The U.S. cover price was $5.95, $6.95 in Canada. It wasn’t sealed in a plastic bag with a free DVD inside like it is today. Back then, the art director and editor created back covers that looked like a front cover. For this issue, the back cover girl was Jay Sweet from Belfast, Northern Ireland. (Jay later changed her name to Angelica Foxxx and then Sam Bond. She’s still modeling in England.)

Irish bombshell Jay Sweet brought up the rear.

Irish bombshell Jay Sweet brought up the rear.

Why a back cover that was designed like the front? Because studies showed that at busy newsstands, many browsers would pick up a magazine, look through it, then put it back on the rack backwards. So with this technique, the SCORE title was always visible. Annoyed store clerks liked it, too.

The pictorials featured Tiffany Towers and Tawny Peaks in a girl-girl, Bonnie Banks, Angelique and Jay plus a Lilli Xene layout and interview. I’ve heard that Lilli Xene (pronounced “Zen-A”) became a housedancer in a California club, but I don’t know if she’s still dancing. “Nice Ass” was a six-page photo article of bootyfull SCORE Girl butts. Dipping into the Internet explosion, “Fantastic Fantasies” by Ricky Java kicked off. One of the first Netizens of the Boob Brotherhood and a Boob Cruise passenger, Rick morphed photographs to give SCORE models impossible dimensions. For this first installment, he performed massive cyber-boob jobs on Minka, Angelique, Traci Topps and Lisa Chest. Rick just emailed the other day to touch base, and he is as breastnotized as ever.

Fantastic Fantasies kicked off on page 34 of July 1995 SCORE.

Fantastic Fantasies kicked off on page 34 of July 1995 SCORE.

What else did you get in July ’95? A lotta stuff. A chesty short story called “Old Tricks” by Bo Alexander with sensational art by the Baron of Bazongas, Otis Sweat. “Fantasy SCORE” by Duncan Gutteridge. “Bomber Girls” by Otis. “Homebodies,” the amateur section with pictures girls sent in with the hopes of being called to model. My column, “Boob Beat,” with pix of Angelique, Chessie Moore, Lilli Xene and Letha Weapons causing trouble at the Consumer Electronics Show. An army of photographers was all over Angelique at the convention, and she played it up for them. She didn’t need to speak English, just squeeze her tits. And in “Scorecard,” our readers’ forum, the guys wrote letters about Busty Dusty, Tiffany Towers, Tawny Peaks, Honey Hills and Winona Lind. Real letters made out of paper, too. Stamped and delivered in a bag by a human. Few people had email in 1995.

Today, a copy of the July 1995 SCORE in good condition lists at $20.95 by back-issue magazine dealers.

And that’s how it was 15 years ago.