Some stylin' for the hostess before the camera rolls.
Minka fans, this DVD is an absolute must-own, and I say that as someone who’s been with SCORE since 1993. Maximum Minka is the story of the world’s biggest-chested Asian star, beginning in 1994 and concluding with her most current vid. From her first mag cover (October ’94) through three Boob Cruises and many SCORE events and projects. Model, porn star, dancer, and a racquet-whipping tennis champion as well, Minka’s career longevity is proof of her popularity and her dedication to the world of fantasy super-boobs.
Order your copy today. You’ll want to start watching it right away. It’s over three hours with lots of new, terrific footage, including home movies and Minka on the streets of South Beach, and it’s personally hosted by Minka. This is not just a bunch of scenes on a DVD. Minka spent the day at SCORE talking about her life and career, and it’s all in here.
Autumn-Jade says, "Always keep your eye on the ball."
Gianna Rossi demonstrates proper service and upskirt motion.
This is what all busty tennis players should wear at the French Open. The problem is, none of them are as stacked as Karina and Mandy.
Well, it’s that time of year again, when tits and tennis always seem to be in the news. Last year, it was Simona Halep, who made news when she announced she was going to get a breast reduction because her tits were getting in the way of her tennis. I’m sorry to report that 1.) She did get the reduction; and 2.) She’s been playing better (although she lost today in the first round of the French Open. Serves her right for getting rid of those natural beauties).
Yeah, I know, 40something Raquel Sieb isn't playing tennis. Don't get so anal about it.
This year, it’s Venus Williams, the far-less-bustier of the Williams sisters (it’s Serena who has the big tits and big ass), who’s making news. She came out for her first-round match at the French Open wearing a red-and-black corset-like dress and, underneath, nude sports shorts that, at first glance, made her seem like she wasn’t wearing any panties at all. How about that!
Actually, how about nothing. When I first saw the photos, I thought Venus was baring her ass, but it really didn’t matter to me because I have no desire to see Venus’s ass.
Here at SCORELAND, our girls have been exploiting the game of tennis for their own purposes for a long time. They know that nothing makes big tits bounce like a good, hearty game of tennis and tennis skirts don’t cover much at all. So, for your viewing pleasure, here are Autumn-Jade, Gianna Rossi, Karina Hart, demonstrating how big-tit tennis should be done. And, as a bonus, from 40SomethingMag.com, here’s Raquel Sieb exploiting a tennis court for her own sexual purposes. Game, set, jack.
Angelique spilled out at newsstands and mag shops this month in 1995.
What did SCORE readers buy 15 years ago this month? The July 1995 SCORE featured Angelique as the sole covergirl. The U.S. cover price was $5.95, $6.95 in Canada. It wasn’t sealed in a plastic bag with a free DVD inside like it is today. Back then, the art director and editor created back covers that looked like a front cover. For this issue, the back cover girl was Jay Sweet from Belfast, Northern Ireland. (Jay later changed her name to Angelica Foxxx and then Sam Bond. She’s still modeling in England.)
Irish bombshell Jay Sweet brought up the rear.
Why a back cover that was designed like the front? Because studies showed that at busy newsstands, many browsers would pick up a magazine, look through it, then put it back on the rack backwards. So with this technique, the SCORE title was always visible. Annoyed store clerks liked it, too.
The pictorials featured Tiffany Towers and Tawny Peaks in a girl-girl, Bonnie Banks, Angelique and Jay plus a Lilli Xene layout and interview. I’ve heard that Lilli Xene (pronounced “Zen-A”) became a housedancer in a California club, but I don’t know if she’s still dancing. “Nice Ass” was a six-page photo article of bootyfull SCORE Girl butts. Dipping into the Internet explosion, “Fantastic Fantasies” by Ricky Java kicked off. One of the first Netizens of the Boob Brotherhood and a Boob Cruise passenger, Rick morphed photographs to give SCORE models impossible dimensions. For this first installment, he performed massive cyber-boob jobs on Minka, Angelique, Traci Topps and Lisa Chest. Rick just emailed the other day to touch base, and he is as breastnotized as ever.
Fantastic Fantasies kicked off on page 34 of July 1995 SCORE.
What else did you get in July ’95? A lotta stuff. A chesty short story called “Old Tricks” by Bo Alexander with sensational art by the Baron of Bazongas, Otis Sweat. “Fantasy SCORE” by Duncan Gutteridge. “Bomber Girls” by Otis. “Homebodies,” the amateur section with pictures girls sent in with the hopes of being called to model. My column, “Boob Beat,” with pix of Angelique, Chessie Moore, Lilli Xene and Letha Weapons causing trouble at the Consumer Electronics Show. An army of photographers was all over Angelique at the convention, and she played it up for them. She didn’t need to speak English, just squeeze her tits. And in “Scorecard,” our readers’ forum, the guys wrote letters about Busty Dusty, Tiffany Towers, Tawny Peaks, Honey Hills and Winona Lind. Real letters made out of paper, too. Stamped and delivered in a bag by a human. Few people had email in 1995.
Today, a copy of the July 1995 SCORE in good condition lists at $20.95 by back-issue magazine dealers.
Notice the proximity of Kerry Marie's oil-up boobs to a large body of water. This could be very dangerous.
The oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico is giving oil a bad name. Not to make light of the disaster–and it is a disaster in every way–but at times like these, we must remain levelheaded and remember that OIL IS NOT TO BLAME! In fact, oil has many positive uses, as frequent jackers and SCORELAND members (aren’t they the same thing?) know very well.
We could have an international emergency unless somebody identifies the body of boobs that this oil spill has occurred on.
Rachel Love knows that in some situations, you can't have enough oil.
Oh, no! It's an oil spill on Dawn Stone's chest!
Oil can be used to smoothen the ride when you're tit-fucking Carmen Hayes.
Mandi Melons: One of the true champions of dildo fucking.
I have a few things to discuss today. First, dildos. In the most recent Blog poll, we asked, “Do you like to see big-titted girls using dildos in still photos?” Despite the recent anti-dildo letters we’ve received, 49% said yes, only 25% said no and 25% said, “Toy or no toy, it doesn’t make a difference.” So, a whopping 74% of you don’t object to seeing a girl fucking herself with a plastic toy in photos (and 50% of you either don’t want to see them or are fine with not seeing them). Since I’m in the pro-dildo camp, I will celebrate with this photo of Mandi Michelle Melons, a true expert with the fuck stick, slamming her pussy silly. Mandi, who modeled a few times in the early 2000s, has a self-opening pussy and an asshole that doesn’t need much help from the doorman, either. The way she used gigantic dildos gave us the answer to the question, “How come Mandi’s fuck holes don’t close all the way?” In one of my earliest interviews, for the DVD Busty Dildo Lovers 3, I got to play a peep-show creep (not a reach) who directs Mandi through a scene. My favorite part was when she tucked one, then two, then three, then four fingers into her ever-expanding pussy. Isn’t it great when you can see the fingers and/or dildo and still see the inside of a girl’s pussy?
Second thing to discuss: I recently shot a Blog video of a hugely stacked, natural newcomer wrapping her tits around Maria’s head. Maria has never looked better.
Third thing to discuss: today’s Vanessa Del video at XLGirls.com. Basically, it goes like this: Vanessa, in a bed that’s setup in an outdoor cabana, models her tits in some sexy, low-cut lingerie. You’ll probably lose your juice before the guy enters the scene. If so, fine. Recharge. Re-start the show. See what wonderful, slutty things Vanessa can do to a cock. Most of them involve her tits, but she’s damn good with her mouth and pussy, too. Here’s a sample. Never say I don’t give you guys anything.
So, there’s been a lot going on at V-mag and SCORELAND these days. We’ve been featuring all of these exciting posts like the Grand Bahamas special and incredible, new models like Miosotis…but I have to be honest when I say that lately I’ve been distracted and really unable to enjoy the big-boobed wonders as of late.
(I know! It’s completely incredulous! Mind-boggling!)
Why?
Well, because my obsession with Christina Hendrix is ruining my life.
(If you don’t know who she is, you are TOTALLY missing out on her tight-sweater’ness on Mad Men and you should tune in to her tatas, ASAP!)
Her red hair and her curvy body are my kryptonite these days. I find my mind wandering. I find my imagination drifting to my naughty place. I fantasize that she works here at SCORE and I have these daydreams of her walking down the hallways in pencil skirts and clingy tops. And then a wind machine starts and her hair billows and then suddenly she’s ripping her top open and confessing her attraction.) I am smitten with this ginger and I want to scream it from the mountaintops! But alas, I have yet to see Ms. Hendrix naked, so you can imagine my longing and frustrations.
Luckily, I have SCORELAND and the red-hot-redheads we’ve featured along the years to give me my fix of gingers and satisfy my lust.
And really, when it comes down to it, who doesn’t love redheads? Their fiery hair and their pale skin is really a great combination. ESPECIALLY on BUSTY redheads. In my experience, busty redheads have the greatest nipples because the are usually pink and look like they need a lot of suckling. (I love the word, “suckling.”)
Sometimes models come in and I immediately know that:
1) We are going to be BFFs. (That’s Breast Friends Forever, just FYI!)
2) Said model is going to be hilarious.
3) I would bang said model. A lot.
This was the way of it when I met wonderful and oh-so-funny Renee Ross. This was the way of it when I first laughed it up with my lesbian crush Jenna Valentine. (Hi, boo!) This is the way of it when I met Bunny De La Cruz.
Well…except I never met her.
lol
Bunny cleans up very nicely.
Bunny likes her friends to hold her tits.
Bunny likes to express (expose) herself.
Bunny knows how to keep a cock warm and snuggly in her chest cleavage.
But I know in my horny heart of hearts that if I had met Bunny, face-to-face, womano-a-womano and had some accidental (not-so-accidental) tit-to-hand brushing…well, I would have wanted to clam-ram her in a hot minute.
Bunny is my kind of gal.
Hot, pinup-esque, curvy and muy caliente in the pants! Oh, yeah!
So.…maybe one day she will find her way to our studio, and on that day, she will meet me and say, “Hey, Maria. Wanna sleep over and do each other’s hair?” or some other cheesy, slumber-party porno dialogue…and then Bunny and I will bump funnies.
Or we just meet and do a video for the blog or something. lol Whatever is fine by me.
Sigh. Bunny…hop on down the boobie trail and see us real soon.
As I told you in a previous post, I am all about the one-hit wonders on SCORELAND. You know, the models who came and came and went. I imagine them to be single moms who needed the extra cash and college coeds who loved to be naked in front of the camera. The whole slighty amateur twist I give as these models’ reason for posing really does it for me. Makes them seem just a tad bit naughtier. You know, because somewhere out there, these women are going about their lives, harboring this dirty secret about themselves, hoping no one will find out…
WELL, I FOUND OUT! AND I LOVE IT!
🙂
I am always happy when we get a new model in, and then there is that inevitable chance that she may be shooting once and that’s it. When that happens, it’s kind of tragic. Alas, at least we will always have photos of these one-hit wonders to keep us going…but who knows where these models’ careers may have gone if they had decided to embrace the way of the SCORE and V-Mag girl?
I guess we will never know…so this is my homage to these one-timers who dazzled us and then drifted away. Hopefully, you’ll give them a full-staff, boner salute, too.
Candy posed in the Voluptuous Holiday 1998 issue. WIth that tan and those tits, she’ll make it a festive occassion…in your pants.
Emma from SCORE November 2005 is a serious babe. Seriously!
Valerie was a one-time model in the October 2003 Voluptuous. It’s a shame. She coulda been a contender!
Dildo diva Karina Hart demonsrates the perfect dildo pose: Wet pussy, cunt walls wrapped around the dildo.
K.S., a SCORE, Voluptuous and XL Girls reader from the U.K., recently wrote, “I’m a long-time reader (13+ years now.) and have recently come to the conclusion that I’ve had it with dildo-insertion shots. I never used to mind them back in the early 2000’s when it was a novelty, a few such shots casually straying into solo pictorials as a tester for the full-on hardcore that would soon follow, but now the use of several dildo shots to close out a pictorial is starting to have a wearying air of inevitability about it.
“I understand (I think.) what you’re trying to do with said pics. Presumably, the whole idea is to say ‘Wow, look how hot and uninhibited this chick is! Stuffing herself silly for your onanistic pleasure!’ And, of course, there’s nothing wrong with that sentiment, except it overlooks one critical factor: that that plastic fuckstick all but obliterates the view of sweet, succulent pussy.
Angela White is also a dildo expert. She knows the onanistic benefits of spreading her pussy lips while insertion the dildo.
“Now, I appreciate you have to try to appease all readers, though I’d be willing to bet you’ve never received one single letter or email asking for more dildo shots (I imagine there are probably guys who mind them less than me but I honestly can’t see anybody seriously thinking we need more.). All I’m saying is could we possibly ease off a bit on the dildo front? I enjoy spreading shots (Incidentally, aren’t these just as uninhibited as inserting a dildo?), but at the moment, they seem to be losing out big-time to the plastic plague. Whenever I start looking at a new solo pictorial in one of your mags, I always do so in the hope that it will climax in a spectacular view up the model’s birth canal but, lately, more often than not I find myself gazing at the speed-control on a luminous blue vibe. Doh!!
Danielle Derek and the controversial hands-free dildo pose. Her ability to do this proves that she has a tight cunt.
“By the way, I neither have an aversion to, nor do I feel threatened by, dildos and I’d wholeheartedly agree that to see a woman masturbating with one either in the flesh or on video is astoundingly erotic and boner-inducing. I just don’t think they work as well for still pictures.”
In a way, I can see what K.S. is saying. I remember when newsstands adult mags started showing dildo and insertion pics for the first time. They were shocking! “A girl is doing this…on the newsstand?” Very hot. And, as a rule, almost everything is better in video than it is in still pictures. But I think an across-the-board ban on dildo pics wouldn’t sit well with a lot of you.
Where do you stand on the subject of dildos in photos and videos?
People often wonder how the staff at SCORE unwinds after a hard day at our office and many hours of labor to bring you boobs, brats, MILFS and other sexy wonders of the world. The fact is, we’re just like any other business. We do what everyone else around the world does after work. The usual humdrum routine. Instead of trying to describe how we chill out in words, this picture illustrates what I mean.
Another day at the office, just like yours.
It was taken at our headquarters, emphasis on the head. It’s also part of a Boob Science pictorial from the May ’10 SCORE starring Daphne Rosen and Angel Gee and posted today on SCORELAND. See what I mean? Nothing out of the ordinary. Nothing to write home about.
Don't miss Anna Kay's first SCORELAND XXX video. Them's smotherin' titties, pardner.
Tomorrow, we’re happy to present Anna Kay in her first SCORELAND guy-girl pictorial and video, a horny number called “Anna Kay: Hooter Hottie.” Anna’s hot, the sex is hot and I’m sure you’ll love it a long time. Miss Kay has a gorgeous face and succulent sweater meat that Carlos couldn’t help but slobber over. I can’t blame the man. He’s breastnotized. Dave was also breastnotized by Anna in a previous blog.
Then on Sunday, it’s the one and only Christy Marks shakin’ and bakin’ as only she can. Notice her toes curling. Christy is really into the cock. I don’t believe there’s a busty girl-next-door as exhibitionistic and wild as Christy. A lot of awesome big-boobed girls have entered this hallowed hall of hooters, but, in my opinion, no one is as super-sexed and eager for action as Christy. She’s just over the top.
Christy breaks the bed frame this weekend on SCORELAND.
And please don’t forget that KarlaJames.com is now part of SCORELAND. It looks like a fun weekend.
