Categories for Deep Inside Scoreland

Matrix pix nix leaves Morgan out in the sticks at number ninety-six

September 29, 2009 by Elliot James 26 Comments

I’d prepared this video for the blog last week for future posting. Since Morgan was voted #96 yesterday in the “Best of the Decade” at SCORELAND, I’m going to run it today. I’ve kept away from commenting about the contest–and I probably won’t again after this–but I have to say that I’m shocked, and I don’t shock easily. I’m not saying this because I was on the Boob Cruise with Morgan in 2000 (before she started modeling) or because I connected her with our studio in June 2006, when she achieved her ultimate look in sweater destruction. I’m just powerfully surprised because here’s someone who won SCORE Newcomer of the Year in 2006 (beating out Brianna Costello, Rukhsana, Sydney Simona, Gianna, Daphne Rosen, and Anna Song), does solo videos in which she is hornier and hotter than many girls are in hardcore videos with guys (and in those videos does perfect JO encouragement in her sexy British accent), has so far appeared in 13 pictorials and close to two dozen videos including a Tits & Tugs and has generated a ton of fan mail the past three years. If that’s not popularity, I don’t know what is.

Anyway, this video also shows what a dream Morgan is for our photographers to shoot. They love it when she’s in the studio because she makes it fun for them, too. She’s not into it for the money. Morgan loves to pose, and that shows on film.

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Rating: 3.9/5

What is it about this photo?

September 13, 2009 by Dave 15 Comments
Boob Cruiser Donita Dunes from the December ’99 SCORE. More of Donita inside SCORELAND.

Boob Cruiser Donita Dunes from the December ’99 SCORE. Lots more of Donita inside SCORELAND.

One of many possible answers to “What is it about this photo?” can be found in the following photo of Donita, shot seconds after the one above. Comments, ladies and gentlemen?–Dave DonitaBlueBra17

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Rating: 4.8/5

What is it about this photo?

September 4, 2009 by Dave 3 Comments
The great Cathy Patrick from a set shot in 1992. More of Cathy inside SCORELAND.

The great Cathy Patrick from a set shot in 1992. More of Cathy inside SCORELAND.

I know what it is about this photo that works for me. How about you?–Dave

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Rating: 4.1/5

Tatas in the sunshine

September 2, 2009 by Maria 10 Comments
Via makes for the perfect vista.

Via Paxton makes for the perfect vista.

Gabriella Michaels works a pole when she's out and about.

Gabriella Michaels works a pole when she's out and about.

I live in Miami, the sunniest and sexiest city in the world. On any given day as I drive around town, I will see half a dozen half-naked hotties going about their day. Walking down the street or jogging in the park. Sometimes they are carrying stuff or maybe walking their dogs, but they are almost always half-naked. Women in small tank tops, sports bras and bikini tops, out and about, breasts heaving. (Okay, maybe not all of them are heaving, but I just like the mental imagine that the words “breasts heaving” conjures up. lol) Maybe their lovely, big perkies are coated in a light sheen of perspiration, catching the rays of the sun and emitting a healthy glow. Now sure, I get to see tits all day in all their mammarific majesty

Rachel Love does some gardening in the sunshine.

Rachel Love does some gardening in the sunshine.

Joana spreads to to feel the cool breeze on her bare box.

Joana spreads to to feel the cool breeze on her bare box.

Lisa, like most Busty Island Girls, likes to go au'naturale in nature.

Lisa, like most Busty Island Girls, likes to go au'naturale in nature.

Amber frolicks in the sun and surf.

Amber Brooks frolics in the sun and surf.

while I am at work, but I will tell you…there’s nothing like seeing them in all their splendor in the great outdoors. It’s just something about tits in the sunshine. It’s…dare I say it? Heavenly? The only thing that could make it better would be if they all simultaneously ripped their tops off. (Which they do, but only in my dirty mind. lol) So this morning when I got to work I decided to look around SCORELAND for some of my favorite big titters posing in the great outdoors. (Yes, I tackle some hard work at the start of my day! 😉 ) And so without further ado, I bring you TATAS IN THE SUNSHINE! Enjoy SCORELANDERS! xoxo, Maria

This is how all women should excercise in the Great Outdoors.

This is how all women should exercise in the Great Outdoors.

Lounging in the surf, Jessica Turner looks delicious!

Lounging in the surf, Jessica Turner looks delicious!

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Rating: 4.6/5

Stacked Sci-Fi Sluts

August 22, 2009 by Maria 5 Comments
Zoryna Dreams, her full bush and her Sci-Fi wardrobe do it for me.

Zoryna Dreams, her full bush and her Sci-Fi wardrobe do it for me.

Okay, so I will openly admit to being somewhat of a Trekkie.

Not your convention-going, costume-wearing Trekkie, but I do have a warm place in my heart for Sci-fi movies, the Star Wars franchise and Captain Kirk. (Yes, my favorite vintage episode of Star Trek is the Trouble With Tribbles one.)

Ever since I was a kid, I have had it in my mind that one day we will all be living in space and then, and I say this with a geek-like glee, all chicks will wear hot space-girl outfits and fuck in zero gravity! lol

I’ve always had a this fantasy image of a hot Sci-fi chick who wouldn’t want me to

Crystal Gunns could beam me up any day!

Crystal Gunns could beam me up any day!

take her to my leader, but rather, would want me to take her to the nearest bedroom and fuck her senseless. (And as I type this, my mind wanders to the naughty place where I store mental images of Princess Leia in that slave outfit when she is taken captive by Jabba the Hut and that green Orion Slave girl that gets Captain Kirk all hot and bothered. lol)

I don’t know what it is. Maybe it’s the whole “future” aspect of it, but space girls and Sci-fi vixens are hot to me. I’ve often thought that space girls and, of course, Princess Leia, are good jack material. (I think I used to masturbate to an old poster of Barbarella when I was in my teens! lol)

In fact, I think it would be smokin’ HOT if we did a girl-girl scene where the chicks were dressed up in Orion slave-girl outfits (Maybe even painted green!) or done up to look like Barbarella.

Don’t you?

But, then again, maybe it’s just my inner-geek coming through…

I’d like to hear from you guys about this.

xoxo,

Maria

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Rating: 4.6/5

Cindy Cupps: Look out for the quiet ones.

August 21, 2009 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts

I want to dedicate a blog today to the “quiet one,” Cindy Cupps. If you started reading SCORE in 2000, you’ll remember that she made her debut in the January 2000 issue with a photo set that was shot in New York and when she moved to Florida in 2001, she became a SCORE regular. With a body like hers, it had to be. Cindy appeared in over 16 SCORE mags and 10 DVDs. Again, quite a body of work. I never stopped marveling over the diameter of her areolae. Now that’s living art, man.

Now Cindy’s recently retired…I know, it blows…but before she called it a day, Cindy went ahead and did a full-sex strap-on girl-girl with her real-world buddy Crystal Gunns (Big Tit A-List) and did one, and only one, handjob and breast-sex video (Tits & Tugs), a big surprise to her fans who never thought she’d do anything on camera even remotely involving a pud.

Although Cindy talked about becoming a traveling feature dancer like her friend Crystal did, and started to make plans, she never went full-steam ahead, preferring to dance at one club. A down-to-earth girl, she told us in 2004: “I’m a homebody. I like to be home. I like the stability of being in one place. I’m not one for traveling like she does. It kinda scares me. Crystal has the personality to be a feature. She’s a great feature–I’ve seen her shows. She has more of an outgoing personality than I do. I did a dual act with her  once at a club called Cheaters in Jacksonville, Florida. She convinced me to go on stage with her and we did great together that night but I like the stability of being home and sleeping in my own bed every night. I’m pretty much a loner by nature. I like my privacy, being in my own little world. I’m not saying I’m anti-social. I like to go out and have a good time. But I’d rather just stay home most evenings–I’m at Cheetah’s III in the daytime–and watch a good movie.”

Here’s a cheer to Cindy. Lift up your cupps and toast. She helped make the decade what it was.

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Rating: 4.4/5

Busty Lesbians…fuck yes!

August 21, 2009 by Maria 10 Comments
When a woman sucks another woman's nipple, it's hot!

When a woman bites another woman's nipple, it's hot! Like Eden and Bozena in a girl-girl scene from the DVD Knockin' Nipples.

Okay, So I feel like right off the bat I need to put this little disclaimer out there…

I am NOT going to blog today from the perspective of the man-hating dyke.

I wanted to put that out there because:

1) I am not a dyke.

2) I challenge you to find someone who loves the baloney pony more that I do.

But I am going to blog as a woman who, from time to time, enjoys another woman. It doesn’t make me any less attracted to men, but honestly, you know how you get turned on when you see a hot chick? So do I. How about when you see two hot chicks doing slippery and nasty things to each other’s bodies? You get worked up, right? You want to be in that sticky, girl sandwich, right?

Rebecca and Holly gettin' it on by the pool is my favorite scene from Busty Snatch Club.

Rebecca and Holly gettin' it on by the pool is my favorite scene from Busty Snatch Club.

Um, yeah…me, too.

Now, some people will tell you that lesbian porn is all the same. Not true, say I.

Some of it is just plain awful. I know, I’ve seen it. It’s about as hot as lukewarm coffee and it pisses me off. No one wants to watch two women half-heartedly going at it. It’s not entertaining.In fact, I would rather watch golf on television than see terrible lezzie porn, and I fucking HATE golf on T.V. Ugh. Just the thought of it makes me shudder.

So what makes lezzie porn good? Well, to me, I think it’s the buildup. I am not so much interested in two women jack-hammering each other’s twats with plastic cocks or even fingers. I am not really even that interested in seeing them lick each other’s cunts. (Although none of this is bad at all. It’s just not my favorite

When Kelly Kay and Linsey Dawn bumped bosoms, it was HOT!

When Kelly Kay and Linsey Dawn bumped bosoms, it was HOT!

part.)

To me, the hottest thing about watching two big-titted lezzies go at it, is the boob-play. (And maybe some making out. Seriously, there is nothing sexier that two women making out, soft lips on soft lips, hands exploring each other…maybe even some soft, feminine moaning.) But overall, the boob-play makes it all happen for me.

I like to see two women caress each others breasts and maybe suckle one another. I like to watch some lite biting and maybe even some titty-slapping. I want them to mash each other’s tits together and tweak each other’s hard nips. This is

I dig that Kathy tweaks Linzi C.'s dugs in this shot. Why? Because I'm sure it feels good!

I dig that Kathy tweaks Linzi C.'s dugs in this shot. Why? Because I'm sure it feels good!

what makes it hot for me. Maybe because in my mind I think that women know how to push each others buttons and when they handle each others tits, they do so as if they were fondling their own breasts.

I’ve had this conversation with my guy friends and while some of them tell me that they prefer to see two chicks and a guy in a porno (Because all of them list a B/G/G threesome as their ultimate fantasy.), most of them agree that lesbian foreplay, especially tit-play, is the hottest stuff you can jack to.

But then again they all said that they could jack to just about anything, so they might not be the best people to ask. lol

Luckily, I can blog about it and get your opinions. So, let me have it, tit men. Are you into the lezzie porn? What makes it good for you? And what big titters would you like to see go at in the future?

And Exotica is the other half of my girl-on-girl wet dream.

And Exotica is the other half of my girl-on-girl wet dream.

Ines Cudna is one-half of my ultimate lesbian fantasy.

Ines Cudna is one-half of my ultimate lesbian fantasy.

If you ask me, my fantasy lezzie mashup would involve Ines Cudna and Latina lovely, Exotica. Probably covered in oil and screaming all sorts of profanity and slutty raunchiness while tweaking each other’s nipples and makin’ out. YUM.

Can’t wait to hear yours!

xoxo

Maria

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A position about positions…

August 16, 2009 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts

Looking over some of the SCORELAND mail, several requests from a member named Dale for specific poses and shots managed to hit the top of my blog-about list. It’s always interesting to read these commentaries. Here are a few photo suggestions from his lengthy email. I knew exactly who to pick when looking for pictures.

Sleeping women. They kinda lay there.

Sleeping women. They kinda lay there.

Alia Janine toggles between poles.

Alia Janine toggles between poles.

Things women don't often say: Do you mind if I swallow?

Things women don't often say: Do you mind if I swallow?

1. “The view of a woman when she’s sleeping. You know, a still-life, like reality.”
I didn’t have many shots of sleeping women to choose from but I found something of Chloe Vevrier from our Key Largo week in 2001.

2. “Close-up shots of a model’s open mouth/face as if she’s waiting to receive your load from your spurting rod. There are not enough of these.”

3. “I know you’re a big boob site, but, when a woman is in doggie, there’s nothing hotter than when she uses both hands to spread her cheeks, inviting you to an irresistible target. Make sure, though, that she has nice fingernails, real or aftermarket.”

Daphne Rosen clears for landing.

Daphne Rosen clears for landing.

Dale’s third, very specific, shot wasn’t easy to find. Most of the girls spread one ass cheek with one hand but not both cheeks at the same time with two hands. The simple reason is that when girls are being poked from behind, they need one hand to support their body weight. Dale’s position can be done but it’s awkward and throws a girl’s balance off…without the use of an arm, her head ends up supporting most of her upper body. With shots of models by themselves, no dudes, the two-hands-on-ass pose is more plentiful, like so:

Later on, I’ve got suggestions from two separate guys who have elaborate tit-fucking concepts. This one should be lively, too.

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Rating: 3.8/5

Girls ogling other girls’ tits

August 9, 2009 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts

I love seeing a girl with big tits checking out another girl’s big tits. The more surreptitiously the looker is looking, the better. I don’t mean in some staged photo or video. I mean in a candid, real moment. Photos like that have to be snapped spontaneously. It just happens.

Gunns gives L'Amour the eye.

Gunns gives L'Amour the eye.

Like this photo (left) of Crystal Gunns giving Vixen L’Amour the eye in the SCORE exhibit at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Vegas a few years ago. Or rather, Crystal giving Vixen’s boobs the quick eye. Vixen’s chest couldn’t be more “in your face.” And Crystal’s quick sneak-peek at Vixen’s peek-a-boo nipples is priceless. There’s nothing sexual going on but there might be, subconsciously.

Plenty UpTopp is a'twitter over Elizabeth Starr.

Plenty UpTopp is a'twitter over Elizabeth Starr.

Another split second and that guy’s head at left would have blocked Vixen and Crystal. I know, because I snapped the shot. At adult conventions, the male visitors get so excited, the entire showfloor becomes a mosh pit. I’ve shot a ton of these convention photos for SCORELAND over the years.

It’s funny, but the simple things are more arousing to me. I love to see girls checking out girls in real life. The beach is a great place to spot girls eyeballing other girls’ bodies.

Just as a contrast, here’s Plenty UpTopp’s expression as she checks out the top shelf of Elizabeth Starr at the Exotic Dancer Expo in August 2001. Nice publicity shot, and both of these sex bombs have huge busts, but that candid reality feel is not there. However, I love how Plenty’s very uplifted cleavage nearly forms a shelf for her chin.

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Guest blog: “How I became a boobaholic,” by Allie

August 8, 2009 by Dave 1 Comment
It's true…I've got boobs on the brain.

It's true…I've got boobs on the brain.

Greetings fellow Scorelanders!

My name is Alexandra (better known as Allie around the office). I’m the editor of 18eighteen and XL Girls, two completely different magazines. On the average day, I go back and forth between looking at itty-bitty titties on tiny teenage girls and mammoth-sized mams on curvy women. I appreciate both of them, but today, I’m here to talk about huge, juicy boobs.

Recently, a big-titted friend of mine told me that she wanted to get a breast reduction. When she told me she wore a DDD-cup bra, I scoffed and said that wasn’t even that big. You see, there was a point in time where I thought a C-cup was big. Aside from really nurturing my inner pervert, working at SCORELAND changed my opinion about boobs. Fuck a C-cup. Give me F, G, H! I can honestly say I didn’t know what big was until I perused my first issue of SCORE. (And if you’re curious, I LOVE Sharday.)

In fact, in my life before SCORELAND, I never really thought about boobs at all. But now I’m obsessed with them, especially huge naturals. When I’m sitting at my desk writing copy for XL Girls and looking at a rack that could double as a bookshelf, I can’t help but wonder what it’s like to squeeze and knead and juggle such large breasts. How heavy are they? Are they squishy or firm? Would they make good pillows? Could they knock me out with a single blow?

I was determined to find answers to some of my questions. And opportunity knocked when Renee Ross arrived for a shoot at our studio recently. Walking into the fitting room, I felt dwarfed by her guns. First of all, those puppies are HEAVY. She put them on my head, and while they worked very well as a warming hat (I swear my head got cold when she took them off), I think my neck got a workout from supporting that load. Judging by their size and weight, a single shimmy to my face would probably put me in a coma. And finally, while standing behind me, she placed her hooters around either side of my head, and I discovered a new use for big boobs: ear muffs.

That experience sealed the deal. I’m officially a boobaholic.

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