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Legendary Lady…SaRenna Lee

October 25, 2009 by Maria 8 Comments
Sarenna is everything that was right with the big-boobed 90's.

Sarenna is everything that was right with the big-boobed 90's.

When I first took to the blog to talk to talk tits to all of you boob men out there, I told all of you about my first days here at SCORELAND and then I professed my love for the legendary Tawny Peaks. Well, I am back to talk to you about another legend who really floats my boat. A woman who is so drop-dead gorgeous that she would make my balls ache…if I had any. lol

My favorite SaRenna girl-girl shoot was with the always sexy Danni Ashe.

My favorite SaRenna girl-girl shoot was with the always sexy Danni Ashe.

SaRenna is built for speed, not comfort!

SaRenna is built for speed, not comfort!

The subject of this blog is going to be none other than SaRenna Lee, who in my opinion, is one of the top five greats of all time. With her blonde bombshell looks and her prominent and huge boobs, who wouldn’t be in love with Ms. Lee?

I could spend hours upon hours checking out her pics in SCORELAND, they are that good. Some of my faves include her girl-girl with the amazing Danni she and of course, her layout where she dressed up like Marilyn Monroe. (And even though I love Marilyn, she just didn’t have SaRenna’s tit power, ya know what I mean?)

Something about this photo makes me proud to be an American.

Something about this photo makes me proud to be an American.

My only regret is that I never went on a Boob Cruise with SaRenna. I am sure that we would have been breast friends! Alas, I can still gaze lovingly at her photos and revel in the splendor of her perfect slim-and-stacked body.

And although she never went on to do any hardcore, I actually don’t mind. SaRenna is one of those dynamite sex kittens who didn’t have to do hardcore for me to be into her. (Kerry Marie and Janet Jade fall

SaRenna wasn't just tits, either. Her legs and ass were sweet perfection, too!

SaRenna wasn't just tits, either. Her legs and ass were sweet perfection, too!

into this category.) SaRenna was that perfect. I was satisfied to just be allowed to gaze upon her glorious tits. She is, to me, the ultimate Barbie and I only wish that one day, in some faraway place, I will bump into SaRenna and she and I can sit down and chat. (Of course, I will be staring at her tits, but hey, I am only human. lol)

For now, enjoy these shots of the great SaRenna Lee. Ladies this perfect only come around once in a lifetime.

xoxo,

Maria

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A beer a day

October 23, 2009 by Elliot James 2 Comments

A Czech doctor is advising men to drink beer every day to keep their sex lives active. Dr. Pavel Zemek of the Czech Centre for Gerontology says, “If men drink two beers a day, they can stave off impotence.” Dr Zemek says his research shows beer can have a powerful effect in stopping the arteries from becoming blocked. He told the Slovak daily newspaper Narodna Obroda, “On the basis of clinical tests, we can say moderate amounts of beer lessens arterial sclerosis, one of the causes of erectile dysfunction.”

A beer a day is good says a doctor.

A beer a day is good says a doctor.

Spilling it on your lap is healthy too if Brandy Dean is at hand.

Spilling it on your lap is healthy too if Brandy Dean is at hand.

But the doc is no shill for local beer brands such as Pilsener Urquell, and he warns against excessive drinking. “Drink too much beer in one go and the positive effects are negated.” But if served by a beermaid like Brandy Dean, even spilled beer can be healthy. Oktoberfest, anybody?

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Oil makes everything better

October 21, 2009 by Maria 6 Comments
Kerry Marie is spectacular. Kerry Marie covered in oil? Jack-tacular!

Kerry Marie is spectacular. Kerry Marie covered in oil? Jack-tacular!

Terry Nova is ready to wrap her oiled orbs on your cock.

Terry Nova is ready to wrap her oiled orbs on your cock.

Jezhabelle looks like she enjoys a good greasin'!

Jezhabelle looks like she enjoys a good greasin'!

Carmen Hayes is like a little, greasy pretzel from Big-Tit Heaven.

Carmen Hayes is like a little, greasy pretzel from Big-Tit Heaven.

Oh, Annie Swanson, pour some sugar on me!

Oh, Annie Swanson, pour some sugar on me!

Angela White could slide her perkies all over me, anyday.

Angela White could slide her perkies all over me, any day.

Let’s make something very clear: Tits are wonderful, wonderful things.

Now I want to make this statement: OIL MAKES TITS BETTER.

It is absolutely, 100 percent true. You can be staring at the most-marvelous boobies in the whole entire universe and they are good, but, add some oil all over those orbs and WHAMMO! they get much better. It’s something about the greasiness that just elevates them to the next level. It’s the shiny, slick wonder of them that makes you want to run your hands over their lubricated surface.

And now that we are on the subject, how great do oily tits feel, eh? Marvelous! I could rub on a pair of slippery tits all day. Oil is, like, synonymous with horny, good times. I would love to high-five every model who ever greased up for boob play. I mean, think about it. Think about a room full of naked chicks…pretty hot, right? Now imagine them covered in oil and just slippin’ and slidin’ all over the place.

(Seriously, this is the reason why the our dick-flick, B.L.O.W., Busty Ladies of Oil Wrestling, starring Cherry Brady, Angela White, Brandy Talore and Annie Swanson is one of my all-time faves. It’s greasy goodness and rough play, and there are four busty ladies wrestling. How can that combo NOT rock your jock? You can get a copy at the eBoobstore, and you SHOULD get a copy. )

For now, please peruse some of my oily favorites in all of their slick lustrous bustiness.

Enjoy!

xoxo

Maria

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Poll says one thing, “Best of the Decade” says another.

October 13, 2009 by Dave 28 Comments

Last week we asked you to tell us what type of busty model is your favorite. Astonishingly,mega-boobed came in first at 27%, followed by plumper at 22%; young, slim and natural at 22%; over 30 and natural at 17%; over 30 and augmented at 7%; and young, slim and augmented at 5%. Why do I say it’s so astonishing that mega-boobed came in first? Because many of the first 19 models eliminated in the “Best of the Decade” contest at SCORELAND are, indeed, mega-boobed! What the hell is going on here?

Two girls from the Top 100: Africa (#88) watches as Cassitty (#82) sucks. Several years ago, the girls went tit-to-tit in the "Big Tit Challenge," and the cock-stiffening blow-by-blow is still posted at Scoreland.

Two girls from the Top 100: Africa (#88) patiently waits as Cassitty (#82) sucks. Several years ago, the girls went tit-to-tit in the "Big Tit Challenge," and the cock-stiffening blow-by-blow is still posted at Scoreland.

This week’s poll asks, “How do you feel about pregnant photo sets?” Love them? Like them? Hate them? Don’t care as long as the girl has big tits? Let us know.

But let’s go back to the “Best of the Decade” contest for a second. Now, we’re all adults here, so let’s be open about what’s going on: So far, every single one of the 19 models who have been eliminated has been either 1.) Enhanced or 2.) Black. I could comment further on this, but I’m not going to because I’ll just get emotional. I will say this: My No. 1. of the decade is black, so you know where I stand on the issue.

By the way, congratulations to Cassitty for coming in at No. 82, a very fair and impressive ranking that places her in the top 10% of all newcomers this decade. When it comes to sucking cock, though, Cassitty is in the top 1%.

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Matrix pix nix leaves Morgan out in the sticks at number ninety-six

September 29, 2009 by Elliot James 26 Comments

I’d prepared this video for the blog last week for future posting. Since Morgan was voted #96 yesterday in the “Best of the Decade” at SCORELAND, I’m going to run it today. I’ve kept away from commenting about the contest–and I probably won’t again after this–but I have to say that I’m shocked, and I don’t shock easily. I’m not saying this because I was on the Boob Cruise with Morgan in 2000 (before she started modeling) or because I connected her with our studio in June 2006, when she achieved her ultimate look in sweater destruction. I’m just powerfully surprised because here’s someone who won SCORE Newcomer of the Year in 2006 (beating out Brianna Costello, Rukhsana, Sydney Simona, Gianna, Daphne Rosen, and Anna Song), does solo videos in which she is hornier and hotter than many girls are in hardcore videos with guys (and in those videos does perfect JO encouragement in her sexy British accent), has so far appeared in 13 pictorials and close to two dozen videos including a Tits & Tugs and has generated a ton of fan mail the past three years. If that’s not popularity, I don’t know what is.

Anyway, this video also shows what a dream Morgan is for our photographers to shoot. They love it when she’s in the studio because she makes it fun for them, too. She’s not into it for the money. Morgan loves to pose, and that shows on film.

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What is it about this photo?

September 13, 2009 by Dave 15 Comments
Boob Cruiser Donita Dunes from the December ’99 SCORE. More of Donita inside SCORELAND.

Boob Cruiser Donita Dunes from the December ’99 SCORE. Lots more of Donita inside SCORELAND.

One of many possible answers to “What is it about this photo?” can be found in the following photo of Donita, shot seconds after the one above. Comments, ladies and gentlemen?–Dave DonitaBlueBra17

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What is it about this photo?

September 4, 2009 by Dave 3 Comments
The great Cathy Patrick from a set shot in 1992. More of Cathy inside SCORELAND.

The great Cathy Patrick from a set shot in 1992. More of Cathy inside SCORELAND.

I know what it is about this photo that works for me. How about you?–Dave

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Tatas in the sunshine

September 2, 2009 by Maria 10 Comments
Via makes for the perfect vista.

Via Paxton makes for the perfect vista.

Gabriella Michaels works a pole when she's out and about.

Gabriella Michaels works a pole when she's out and about.

I live in Miami, the sunniest and sexiest city in the world. On any given day as I drive around town, I will see half a dozen half-naked hotties going about their day. Walking down the street or jogging in the park. Sometimes they are carrying stuff or maybe walking their dogs, but they are almost always half-naked. Women in small tank tops, sports bras and bikini tops, out and about, breasts heaving. (Okay, maybe not all of them are heaving, but I just like the mental imagine that the words “breasts heaving” conjures up. lol) Maybe their lovely, big perkies are coated in a light sheen of perspiration, catching the rays of the sun and emitting a healthy glow. Now sure, I get to see tits all day in all their mammarific majesty

Rachel Love does some gardening in the sunshine.

Rachel Love does some gardening in the sunshine.

Joana spreads to to feel the cool breeze on her bare box.

Joana spreads to to feel the cool breeze on her bare box.

Lisa, like most Busty Island Girls, likes to go au'naturale in nature.

Lisa, like most Busty Island Girls, likes to go au'naturale in nature.

Amber frolicks in the sun and surf.

Amber Brooks frolics in the sun and surf.

while I am at work, but I will tell you…there’s nothing like seeing them in all their splendor in the great outdoors. It’s just something about tits in the sunshine. It’s…dare I say it? Heavenly? The only thing that could make it better would be if they all simultaneously ripped their tops off. (Which they do, but only in my dirty mind. lol) So this morning when I got to work I decided to look around SCORELAND for some of my favorite big titters posing in the great outdoors. (Yes, I tackle some hard work at the start of my day! 😉 ) And so without further ado, I bring you TATAS IN THE SUNSHINE! Enjoy SCORELANDERS! xoxo, Maria

This is how all women should excercise in the Great Outdoors.

This is how all women should exercise in the Great Outdoors.

Lounging in the surf, Jessica Turner looks delicious!

Lounging in the surf, Jessica Turner looks delicious!

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Stacked Sci-Fi Sluts

August 22, 2009 by Maria 5 Comments
Zoryna Dreams, her full bush and her Sci-Fi wardrobe do it for me.

Zoryna Dreams, her full bush and her Sci-Fi wardrobe do it for me.

Okay, so I will openly admit to being somewhat of a Trekkie.

Not your convention-going, costume-wearing Trekkie, but I do have a warm place in my heart for Sci-fi movies, the Star Wars franchise and Captain Kirk. (Yes, my favorite vintage episode of Star Trek is the Trouble With Tribbles one.)

Ever since I was a kid, I have had it in my mind that one day we will all be living in space and then, and I say this with a geek-like glee, all chicks will wear hot space-girl outfits and fuck in zero gravity! lol

I’ve always had a this fantasy image of a hot Sci-fi chick who wouldn’t want me to

Crystal Gunns could beam me up any day!

Crystal Gunns could beam me up any day!

take her to my leader, but rather, would want me to take her to the nearest bedroom and fuck her senseless. (And as I type this, my mind wanders to the naughty place where I store mental images of Princess Leia in that slave outfit when she is taken captive by Jabba the Hut and that green Orion Slave girl that gets Captain Kirk all hot and bothered. lol)

I don’t know what it is. Maybe it’s the whole “future” aspect of it, but space girls and Sci-fi vixens are hot to me. I’ve often thought that space girls and, of course, Princess Leia, are good jack material. (I think I used to masturbate to an old poster of Barbarella when I was in my teens! lol)

In fact, I think it would be smokin’ HOT if we did a girl-girl scene where the chicks were dressed up in Orion slave-girl outfits (Maybe even painted green!) or done up to look like Barbarella.

Don’t you?

But, then again, maybe it’s just my inner-geek coming through…

I’d like to hear from you guys about this.

xoxo,

Maria

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Cindy Cupps: Look out for the quiet ones.

August 21, 2009 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts

I want to dedicate a blog today to the “quiet one,” Cindy Cupps. If you started reading SCORE in 2000, you’ll remember that she made her debut in the January 2000 issue with a photo set that was shot in New York and when she moved to Florida in 2001, she became a SCORE regular. With a body like hers, it had to be. Cindy appeared in over 16 SCORE mags and 10 DVDs. Again, quite a body of work. I never stopped marveling over the diameter of her areolae. Now that’s living art, man.

Now Cindy’s recently retired…I know, it blows…but before she called it a day, Cindy went ahead and did a full-sex strap-on girl-girl with her real-world buddy Crystal Gunns (Big Tit A-List) and did one, and only one, handjob and breast-sex video (Tits & Tugs), a big surprise to her fans who never thought she’d do anything on camera even remotely involving a pud.

Although Cindy talked about becoming a traveling feature dancer like her friend Crystal did, and started to make plans, she never went full-steam ahead, preferring to dance at one club. A down-to-earth girl, she told us in 2004: “I’m a homebody. I like to be home. I like the stability of being in one place. I’m not one for traveling like she does. It kinda scares me. Crystal has the personality to be a feature. She’s a great feature–I’ve seen her shows. She has more of an outgoing personality than I do. I did a dual act with her  once at a club called Cheaters in Jacksonville, Florida. She convinced me to go on stage with her and we did great together that night but I like the stability of being home and sleeping in my own bed every night. I’m pretty much a loner by nature. I like my privacy, being in my own little world. I’m not saying I’m anti-social. I like to go out and have a good time. But I’d rather just stay home most evenings–I’m at Cheetah’s III in the daytime–and watch a good movie.”

Here’s a cheer to Cindy. Lift up your cupps and toast. She helped make the decade what it was.

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