When I’m looking around SCORELAND, it’s easy to get lost amongst all of the titties. Especially when a model has a lot of postings. Take a model like Chloe Vevrier, for example. There are currently 52 postings of the great Chloe on SCORELAND. If I get on a Chloe kick, I can get stuck there for hours. (Not that I mind. I love the German wuunderbabe!)
So, sometimes, I like to troll around the one-hit wonder models. The models who came, came and then went and never modeled again. I don’t know what it is about these girls that does it for me. Maybe it’s that they only posed once, so I feel like I am looking at something special. Or maybe it’s because in my perverted imaginings, these one-hit wonders were students or single moms who posed once to pay for school or something, and never told anyone about the, “One time, when I was in college,” nude modeling that they did. It’s like their dirty, little secret. (I think that’s hot. In fact, I often fantasize about bumping into one of these one-hit wonders in the real world and saying something like, “AREN’T YOU _____?!?!?!” I know, I have an overactive. horny imagination. It happens.)
So, I thought I would start posting my favorite one-hit wonders and getting your picks, too.
Sure, these girls are not legendary like Linsey or Kerry, but they were once, maybe even if only once, SCORE and V-Girls, and like I always say…those kinds of girls are forever!
So enjoy my first three one-hit wonder picks.
Patra, SCORE Oct. 2005
Patra, SCORE Oct. 2005
Luba, Busty Amateur, SCORELAND
Jacqueline, SCORE JULY 2004
Jacqueline, SCORE JULY 2004
1) Patra, SCORE October 2005. Italian broad from NYC with DD’s.. Only posed once, but boy was she hot. She talked about taking it in the ass before she lost her virginity. She said she liked to dress like a slut and walk around in the frozen food section of the supermarket to make her nipples hard. Her horniness and high slut-factor speak to me. Patra, you are a GREAT one-hit wonder.
2) Jacqueline, SCORE July 2004. Native Floridian measuring 34E. She was approached by a photog and posed a few days later at his pool. She is an average girl, but when she came to pose, she brought a pocket rocket so she could buzz her snatch during the shoot. You gotta love a horny girl who never leaves home without it!
3) Luba, busty amateur. I love Luba because I first bumped into her when I was an editor for 18eighteen magazine. When I set eyes on Luba’s plush, teen rack, I wanted to applaud. She was a foreign exchange student from Russia and boy, if the exchange students looked like this when I was in high school, I would have totally shown them all some serious American hospitality. Knowhaddamean? 😉
Naked tootsies or hot heels? SCORELAND members on two opposing sides duke out this long-standing subject in point/counterpoint format. I think a lot depends on the location and the personality of the model. Outdoor shoots in natural locations, like a grassy area, tend to favor the barefoot look. Black spike heels look out of place at poolside in the daytime. I don’t think anyone would dispute that the shape of the ass, leg and foot look sexier in high heels.
Shyla Shy from the April ’10 V-Mag seems more like the barefoot type unless someone asks her to put on the hot shoes.
Point
“I hope you get a kickback from the shoe manufacturers, because every friggin’ pictorial has the women wearing shoes! They are not sexy when they are lying down with their legs in the air or in a doggy-style pose. I will grant you they make the models’ legs look good…when they are standing! I know they sometimes hide ugly feet, but it’s still a cliche!”–M.
“I’m not a foot fetishist, but I love a nice pair of feet. I’m suggesting that models wear shoes for the standing shots but lose them when lying down or in doggy-style shots. Kerry Marie has beautiful feet. Yet every single picture has her wearing some kind of slip-on shoe, even on her back in a bed or on a couch.”–M.G.
“I am not a foot-fetish person, but I do like totally nude and no shoes when it’s time to fuck!”–R.R.
We pretty much have the impression that Lanea Love from the same issue is a heels lover.
Counterpoint
“What most guys want to see is open-toed mules, oily bodies and plenty of bent over at the knees photos against a plain backdrop.”–S.
“Go to any strip club anywhere in the world and tell me if you see even one dancer on stage wearing flip-flops or shoes a girl would wear in an office. Fuck no! They’re all sliding around on six-inch see-through heels. Why? Because dancers know better than anyone what turns guys on.”–K.I.
“I noticed that some of the readers make mention of your models wearing heels and their displeasure with that decision. I can honestly say that I love it when you photograph your models wearing heels and shoes that exotic dancers wear, such as CFMPs (Come Fuck Me Pumps), and the shorter the skirts, the tighter the tops and the skimpier the outfits, the better.”–P.W.
I don’t know what it is about weather girls, but for some reason, they’re almost always sexy, and they almost always have big tits. Not SCORE-sized tits, but big nonetheless. Down here in South Florida, we used to have Jackie Johnson, who moved to a station in California, and the even-bustier Elita Loresca, who also moved to a station in California. Elita’s rack is bigger than Jackie’s, but Jackie shows it off more. Now we have Lissette Gonzalez, a former Miss Florida, on the CBS affiliate. We actually got her from California. She’s not as busty as Jackie or Elita, but she’s thinner, which makes her big, firm (probably fake) boobs look bigger. And she always wears tight dresses and tops and thrusts her chest into the camera. Whenever I see her, a warm front moves in on my crotch. I watch the weather every morning just to see her.
Oh, and I almost forgot Jackie Guerrido from Univision, the Spanish-speaking station. She’s always busting out of super-tight outfits. Worth watching even if you don’t understand a word of Spanish. There are hot Latina weather girls all over the South American and Mexican TV stations, and some of them really put it out there.
Was is it about weather girls? Do they see the weather as a stepping stone to bigger and better things and figure that if they dress hot, they’ll climb the ladder? Or are weather girls just horny by nature (like nurses and massage therapists).
I don’t know. Who’s the hot weather girl in your area? While you ponder that, here’s a clip of SCORE Girl and porn star Holly Halston from SCOREtv episode seven (all of the SCOREtv episodes are archived here on SCORELAND). Compared to some of the stuff I’ve seen weather girls do, what Holly does while giving the weather isn’t far from reality.
Proving she can do four things at once, Elizabeth Starr spreads her pussy lips with those great fingernails, bunches up her tits, tit-fucks a dildo and licks it. And that's why she's one of the all-time greats.
I’m not sure if you and your friends ever have these conversations, but sometimes when I’m having lunch with Elliot James, we start talking about the greatest porn performers ever, and for me, the discussion begins and ends with one woman: Elizabeth Starr.
Now, here’s what I mean by that. Is she the bustiest porn star ever? No, not at all. Has she done the filthiest, nastiest stuff, the kind of stuff you’d even hide from your friends who have vast porn collections? No, she hasn’t. She isn’t even one of the most prolific. According to online porn encylopedias, she has appeared in fewer than 60 movies (compare that to Kelly Wells, who’s closing in on 500).
Liz doesn't care if the camera's rolling, as long as she's getting the cock.
But here’s the thing, and as I explain this, perhaps I should rethink my use of the phrase “porn performer” because when you see Elizabeth in action, you know she’s not performing (as opposed to Kelly Wells, who seems to treat her body as a cock receptacle). She’s enjoying herself. Loving what she’s doing. Check out the photo to the right and you’ll see what I mean. The expression on her face…you just can’t fake that. I also love her long slut fingernails and her big, hanging tits. When Elizabeth is getting fucked, she squeals, and when she sucks cock, she slobbers all over it, gives it a little head shake while it’s in her mouth (I don’t know why she does that; she just does), and she has this great girly-slut voice that makes my cock hard every time I hear it.
It just so happens that Elliot is friends with Elizabeth, and several months ago, she was in town. Elliot went out to lunch with her, and he invited me along. Of course, I accepted. Elizabeth looked spectacular. Long, blonde hair. Those slut fingernails I love. A super-tight top that hugged her big tits. Skin-tight jeans that hugged her little ass. I wanted to throw her on top of the table and fuck her right in the middle of the restaurant. I kept imagining her slipping under the table and giving me one of her famous blow jobs, slobbering all over the place, me calling to the waiter, “Garçon! More napkins, please!” as puddles of Liz saliva form on the floor.
I mean, this is really immature, and you’d think after nine years of working at The SCORE Group, thoughts like these wouldn’t be going through my mind, but I kept thinking, “This woman who’s sitting next to me right now is one of the greatest fuck sluts ever. I wonder how many people sitting in this room know how much cock she’s taken up her ass?”
I’ll grow up later. But if you want to see more of Elizabeth (who has retired from shooting XXX), there’s some vintage stuff inside SCORELAND. Enjoy. I do.
Autumn-Jade is so hot, you’ll fall for her instantly.
Winter’s snowy white tits make her cool in my book!
As I was frolicking amongst the tatas and titties in SCORELAND today, I came across this picture of Summer Lashay and my first thought was, “Goddamn! She has some intense knockers!” (I mean, who wouldn’t think that after being visually assaulted by Summer’s tremendous blouse bunnies? JJ-cups will do that to you. They practically give you whiplash!) Then I happened upon this photo of Autumn-Jade (Who was both thin and voluptuous during her career. I enjoyed her with more meat on her bones, but eh, that’s just me) and shortly after, this shot of Winter Morgan. (Winter’s skin tone is what does it for me. She has pale boobies, and I enjoy pale boobies.) And I realized that we practically had a girl for each season. So I set out to find a Spring, and lo and behold, Sam Springs, who happens to be one of my favorite Brits. (She only has D-cups, but she has a certain “college coed” quality that speaks to me.)
So there you have it. A girl for each season. I imagine that each one of these sexy ladies could keep you warm on the cold days and cool your jets when it’s hot outside. (Like every busty girl should!)
Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter…enjoy them all at SCORELAND!
Okay, so from time to time I like to wander around SCORELAND and look at different girls that I would like to bang.
(As I am sure the rest of you do as well.)
I would give Maddie the best tongue lashing of all time.
British box stuffer. YUM!
Well, one of the ladies who definitely deserves to be clam-rammed by me is 34E wet dream Maddie Thomas.
Maddie, at least to me, is what I like to call “Realistically Fuckable,” meaning that she is hot enough to get me all bothered, but she looks approachable and cool. (Kind of like a Hooters girl, but better.) If I saw Maddie at a bar, I am pretty sure we would hit it off. I am pretty sure we would chat and drink beers. I am pretty sure she would laugh at my jokes and tell me that my boobs are awesome. She would definitely grope my boobs. Naturally, I would return the favor. And then she would tell me she always wanted to go all the way with a chick and we would end up in a pile of tits and tongues on my living room floor.
Wait…what? lol Sorry. I got lost in my fantasy for a second.
Okay, back to Maddie.
You know what else makes her fucking hot? Her accent. She’s a Brit, and who wouldn’t want a chick with a British accent? I think British girls sound EXTRA hot when they talk dirty. I think because they sound so proper but are being slutty. It does something for me.
Anywho, Maddie has two sets up in SCORELAND, and you should check them out. And I promise that if I EVER end up in a pile of tits and tongues with this hottie, I will not only blog about it, I’ll post pictures! lol
Commenting on my Sunday Blog posting (“Now Showing: Video of Arianna Sinn in the Bahamas”), FrankNZ wrote, “Can we all work as interns on the next trip, please? Payment will not be required. I’ll even bring my own brushes for sand removal services!”
The last part of his comment reminded me of one of the best things ever said by a model in Voluptuous. It was in the November ’96 issue (I can’t believe I remember these things), and it was said by Chanel, a curvy amateur who appeared twice in V-Mag. The photo set was shot on the beach in South Padre Island, Texas, and Chanel said, “The wind was blowing so much. I was cleaning sand out of my ass for a week!” That comment was juxtaposed with the photo below, and the idea of Chanel picking sand out of that big, fuckable ass of hers…well, it got my imagination going. All I could think about was Chanel in the shower, picking sand out of her ass.
You know, some people say nobody reads the copy that accompanies the photos in a men’s magazine. Well, I do (and I did; in 1996, I was still five years away from becoming editor of SCORE and Voluptuous), and nearly 14 years later, I still remember the quote and the photo. Here it is.
"The wind was blowing so much. I was picking sand out of my ass for a week!"
Donita Dunes is probaby my favorite porn star ever and my go-to jack girl. If SCORE was all about me, she'd be in every issue. But it's not, so she isn't.
I’m going to make a confession: I’m the editor of SCORE (that’s not the confession part), but the magazine doesn’t always reflect my exact personal tastes (that’s the confession part). Yes, I love big tits. Yes, I was a SCORE reader and SCORELAND member before I came to The SCORE Group. But the fact is that if the magazine reflected my exact personal tastes, some of you wouldn’t be happy. The thing is, the main job of an editor is knowing what your readers like and why they like it, then giving it to them. I do understand how every girl who appears in the magazine will appeal to many readers. Bottom line: SCORE is not about me. It’s about you. All of you.
I love Victoria Brown. She's nasty. She's slutty. She'll do anything on camera. I don't want to have a conversation with her. I want to bone her in the ass.
Which brings me to the poll question that’s currently running on the Blog. It goes, “What would be your dream date with your favorite big-boobed model?” The results so far:
Just get to know her better over dinner: 12%
Something romantic, and if it leads to sex, great: 18%
Something fun, and if it leads to sex, great: 37%
Date? I just want to fuck her!: 21%
I’ll take dinner and a tit-fuck.: 12%
It boggles my mind that for 67% of you, the dream date doesn’t have to involve sex. Maybe it’s because I’ve already had the opportunity to meet and get to know the girls, so now I want to have sex with them. But I don’t think that’s all of it. Even when I was a SCORE and Voluptuous reader and SCORELAND member, I wanted to do two things with the models: 1. Jack to them; 2. Fuck them.
And there’s another thing.
I like sluts. I love sluts. I don’t want my big-titted models to be glamour girls. I have no fantasies of marrying them or of them being my girlfriend. I want them to dress like sluts and act like sluts. They don’t even have to be sluts; they just have to act like them at the appropriate times. But, you may have noticed, we don’t go for the hooker/slut look too often in SCORE and on SCORELAND. Why? Because it’s not what most of you guys want. But I do love our website BigTitHooker.com.
One of my favorite photos on SCORELAND. It's sleazy, it's in-your-face. It's of Aspen, who I've met several times. She's a very nice girl. But I like her best with a cock in her mouth.
I’m kinda this way with professional athletes, too. I have no desire to meet any of them or go out to lunch with any of them (except for maybe SaRenna Williams, but I’d just sit there and stare at her rack). I sometimes hear about charity dinners in which people pay to sit at the same table with a famous athlete. Yeah, and do what? I want David Wright (the Mets’ third baseman) to do one thing for me this season: hit home runs. I have no desire to meet him. Of course, this could be because I used to be a sports writer and know that professional athletes tend to be extremely uninteresting.
That’s not true of SCORE Girls. They tend to be very interesting and a lot of fun, too. But the thing is, they have those big tits, and those pussies they love to show off, and the whole idea of it is so nasty and hot…I just want to fuck them, and yeah, dinner would be nice, but…
I like the simple pleasures in life. That includes activities with the SCORELAND Girls. Walking. Jogging. Dressing. Riding a bike. Driving. I especially like dressing room photos and vids. The simple act of a girl dressing or undressing makes me very happy. Slipping an extremely tight tank-top over 44 inches of heavenly breasts. Struggling to cover a sexy bubble-butt with a pair of booty shorts. The little inch-by-inch wiggling as she works to put on that skin tight tube-dress.
Karen Fisher puts on her bra.
I could watch Minka change all day.
The final few jiggles of her boobs to settle them comfortably into her brassiere cups. The many unique ways a model can put on her bra, like last week’s Karla James video. Slipping into high heels, which gives them that little arch in the small of their backs and pushes their tushies out. The forward bend-over to slip on panties. I liked how Karen Fisher hooked her bra in the front at her waist, then spun the bra around to slip her tits into the cups. One of my favorite SCORE pictorials was a reverse-strip by Dixie Bubbles in January 1999. Instead of the usual undressing set, Dixie got out out of bed and dressed to leave the house.
Southern charmer Dixie Bubbles
I don’t think I could trust myself to own my own lingerie store. I’d wind up putting cameras and peep-holes in the dressing booths, and I’d get into trouble when someone found out. So I don’t need to see all kinds of insane shit to get a boner and that endorphin brain rush. Just give me the right girls in a dressing room or shower and I’m satisfied. The simple things in life work for me.
