Here at SCORELAND, we’re not just big-boob connoisseurs.
We are also into fine art and loads of other fancy things.
When I first started working for SCORE, one of my favorite things to do was pull out books of issues past and check out Otis Sweat’s artwork in SCORE magazine. Being a comic-book nerd and fan of pinup photography, Otis’ artwork spoke to me. (And it didn’t hurt that the man would draw a mondo set of tatas on every single girl, either! đ )
From his “Dream SCORE” series featuring beautiful models like Via Paxton and Sharday getting speared (both ladies never went on to do XXX) to his Bomber Girls series, Sweat’s artwork is instantly recognizable and ultimately unforgettable.
Brandy & Reyna are the guests of battling K-JUGS DJs Samantha and Renee Ross
Brandy & Reyna bang two guys while K-JUGS DJ Samantha broadcasts the action.
Brandy Ryder and Reyna Mae are two stacked singers who call themselves The Red Hot Titty Peppers. Perfect guests for K-JUGS DJ Samantha 38G to interview on the air. “We actually met at a karaoke bar,” Brandy tells Samantha about how they created Red Hot Titty Peppers. “We both had the biggest boobs and the best voices in the place, so I walked over and introduced myself to Reyna.” Samantha announces the K-JUGS listener call-in contest that will hook-up two lucky guys with Brandy and Reyna right there in the studio as Samantha broadcasts the blow-by-blows. The girls live up to their name, Hot Spunk. Because they inspire a lot of it!
In this on-the-set video, Brandy and Reyna show you the eye-poppin’ breast-wear they wear at K-JUGS and show you more behind-the-scenes fun during the making of this new XL Girls DVD release. Samantha gives Reyna a boob-head too! Judging from all the backstage videos, everyone had a blast making this movie. Check out K-Jugs!
I fear that many of you are going to call me an idiot for asking this question because I’m sure that for some of you, it’s self-evident: Black and Latina women seem to have pinker pussies because their skin color provides contrast for the pinkness in their pussies (as opposed to white or pinkish skin that blends in with the color of a woman’s pussy). But I’m not so sure about that explanation. Just as a test, enlarge this photo of Africa (left) and keep enlarging it until all you can see is pussy (or, if you like, use some paper to block out everything but her pussy).
Candace Von's pussy.
See? Even without her brown skin to contrast the pinkness in her pussy, Africa’s pussy is still vibrantly pink. Of course, Africa might be a bad example because she has the pinkest pussy I’ve ever seen. So check out the pussy to the right and the ones below, too.
Have you ever seen white chicks with pussies this pink?
Do I spend too much time thinking about tits and pussy? Hey, it’s my job.
I also feel that the pinker a pussy, the more it should be described as a cunt. Pussy sounds soft, cuddly. Ultra-pink pussy is wet and in your face. It’s a cunt. It needs to be eaten and fucked. Otherwise, its raison d’etre is destroyed. I don’t mean this in a derogatory way (as in, “That girl is a real cunt”). I mean it in a complimentary, descriptive way (as in, “That girl has a really pink cunt that I’d love to fuck”).
Here at SCORELAND, it’s all about the boobs, right? Well, kinda. I mean, I have a bit of a one-track mind, and nothing stops me in my tracks like a big, jiggly rack. But let’s face it: Man can not live on tits alone. Once in a while, we need something to stick our cocks in rather than between. And that, of course, is where pussy and ass come in.
So a bunch of us were standing around the other day talking about assholes. No, not people who are assholes. Buttholes. Brown-eyed winkies (I hate that term). The orifice 90 degrees south (or north if she’s on all fours) of the pussy. Yeah, I know you know where it is. And that got me to thinking, “Who has the best asshole in SCORELAND history?” Here are some candidates. Notice that each asshole looks like it hasn’t been fucked, even though it might have been. Remember what Woody Allen says at the end of Hannah and Her Sisters:Â “The asshole is a very resilient little muscle.” Okay, that’s not exactly what he says, but close. If anyone has any nominations, I can try to add them to this posting.
Jack nominated Sharday's tight asshole for consideration.
Chloe Vevrier can't decide whether to lick Danni Ashe's pussy or asshole.
Ariana (left) and Dawn Stone are Boob Cruising. I'd like to go asshole cruising with either of them.
Kylee Nash seems to be saying, "I have an open hole if you want it!"
Is Stevie Kaye trying to show off her tits, her pussy or her asshole? I'm voting for asshole.
Being the newly appointed editor to the greatest magazine in the world, Voluptuous, has its perks. I get to see titties, write about them, feel them (sometimes) and get felt up by hot chicks (More often than not.) lol
Christy, Angela, Gianna, Lorna and Terry. Big Boob Paradise, indeed.
I have no complaints about my gig. It’s actually a pretty rad job. But I do have a few heart-wrenching regrets. One of them is that I never got to meet Ines Cudna, which is probably for the best because she is so hot that my brain would blow some sort of circuit and I would probably just have ended up drooling in her presence. Another one is that I never went on a Boob Cruise. (As an experienced boater, fisher-woman and nautical genius, I would have been awesome on the Boob Cruises! Plus, I come with my own flotation devices! lol) But the biggest, most-epic regret of all time is that I didn’t go on the trip to Eleuthera,
Tits. Hands. Oil. Perfection.
Imagine being under this huddle o' titties!
Bahamas to be a part of the filming of Big Boob Paradise. Even typing that made me sort of sigh. You see, the line-up for the Bahamas trip was like the Olympic team of tatas. The Gold medalists of mams. The A-list of all A-lists. Christy Marks (Who is a friend and who I love to hang out with.), Terry Nova (Who is really shy, as I found out in Hungary.), Lorna Morgan (I’ve said it before! SHE BUTTERS MY BISCUITS!), Angela White (Who comments on our blog all the time. Hi Angela, queen of hotness!) and Gianna Rossi (Who could fuck me all week and twice on Sunday, she has that much sexual mojo. Whew!) If I had gone on this trip, I would have been able to die a satisfied woman. Seriously. Those five hotties, a tropical setting and barely any clothes on? Pfft. Total Excellence.
Sometimes I like to look at all the pics that were shot out there on that trip and daydream about what it must have been like to be among all those tit titans. One of my favorite shoots was the five-girl oil-a-thon that ran in the January 2008 SCORE. Talk about WOWZA! I love the shots where the girls all squeeze Christy’s oily tits. All those hands on that one set of titties…it’s a very horny scenario. And who wouldn’t love the big-tit huddle from above AND below? It’s awesome!
Hopefully we will do another Boob Cruise one day. Or even a trip to Jamaica for Big Boob Paradise 2, that I will get to go on. (I am an experienced traveler and I pack light, work hard and speak lots of languages. Jut putting that out there in case any of the big cheeses are reading this blog. *cough* TAKE ME! *cough* lol)
For now, let’s check out these pics and dream of what could have been, together.
Okay, so sometimes I do things I am not supposed to.
I can’t help it.
When the “they” in charge tell me, “Maria you can’t do this and that,” and, “Maria, you absolutely cannot post this and that,” all I hear is, “Maria, we are challenging you to break the rules,” and, “Maria, we triple-dog dare you to attempt to do this. DO IT! DO IT!”
I’m bad. I’m so, so bad. It’s an innate thing. I can’t change it.
That is why when a very-pregnant Kali West was in our studios and they told me, “You most-certainly CANNOT go in there and film her preggo and going at it for the blog,” that is exactly what I did.
I grabbed my video camera, walked into the studio and shot it.
Then I ran, ran like hell and threw this tape at Lester our video editor and told him this was our little secret.
He edited it, and I have sat on it for a few months, patiently waiting for the right time to post it. (You have to time your law-breaking the right way. If you jump the gun, chances are that gun will come back and shoot you in the ass!)
But I figured since Kali is now up on SCORELAND doing a Tits & Tugs scene, this would be the opportune time to give you guys this footage. Sorry it’s dark and grainy. I couldn’t exactly ask them to light it for me, now could I? And I was afraid that if I got closer, that I would have interrupted the shoot and then there would have been hell to pay.
Regardless, here are some interesting deets for you guys.
Kali was four months preggo when she shot Mamazon.
Kali was eight-months during this clam diddling video.
Kali is from Florida and has a 36DD rack.
Kali also stars in Chesty Preggos 2. (With Lorna Morgan, who really butters my biscuits, if ya know what I mean.)
You should, if you get a chance, check out Kali’s tug scene. But for now, enjoy this secret footage that’s not, so, um, secret anymore. lol Come what may, I am always glad to break the law for you guys. đ
Being the editor of Voluptuous has its perks. For one, I get to stare at big, natural tatas all day long. That is never a bad thing. Secondly, I get to see naked, hot chicks with, yeah you guessed it, big, natural tatas all day, too. And sometimes they are fucking and sucking and sucking and fucking and I get an eyeful of all that busty sex and it’s good. Being an editorâŚit ain’t a bad gig, I tell you.
And you know what else I see all day?
Bras.
Yup, I come across all sorts of over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders, in all shapes and sizes. They’re an interesting article of clothing, bras are. I often examine these tit contraptions closely because I am always on the lookout for sexy styles for the new V-girls to do their shoots in. Well, today I got to thinking about how when I interview V-Girls, they usually say that there are not a lot of varieties of bras for big tits and that they usually get stuck wearing plain, lacy, white bras. They tell me this with a frown on their faces which leads me to believe that they are unhappy with their white-bra-wearing predicament, but I can’t for the life of me figure out why.
You see, to me, the white, lace bra is a classic. A staple. I think that chicks look hot in them. Some of my
Fiona's see-through white bra exposes her dark nips and that is ALWAYS a good thing.
earliest horny feelings about busty ladies werewhen I would look at the mail-order catalogs for companies like Maidenform when I was younger. All those tits in those white bras. It was heavenly. And I like it when we shoot our models in white bras, too. Something about their tits compressed in that white, cotton harness makes me happy. But maybe that is because I, too, wear white bras. (Because it’s trueâŚbig bras come in limited colors. You’re lucky if you’re a busty gal and you have any bra that is not white, black or nude colored.)
Chloe's white, lace cups runneth over.
And I’ve noticed that there seems to be a group of tit-men out there who agree with me, too. I often get letters from readers when we feature a model in a white, lacy bra saying how much they enjoy the bra shots before the model gets naked.
But, like all things in life, I also come across fans who want bras in different colors and don’t like the white bras, saying they look too old-fashioned.
So, I’m going to take this topic to the masses, namely, you guys. lol
What is your position on white bras? Are you for them or against them? Do they make your cock hard or do they annhilate your boner? Inquiring minds want to know.
The original forum on SCORELAND was “Scorecard,” an off-shoot of the “Scorecard” letters section in SCORE magazine. Over the years, “Scorecard” has been an enjoyable treasure trove of suggestions and ideas. Even though we can’t possible fulfill every desire, I really enjoy reading the suggestions and opinions from readers and members, running the range from basic solo poses to tit-fucking and blow jobs. A lot of comments have to do with poses. Everyone has different tastes and personal preferences, and that’s what makes the section so interesting. In this “Scorecard” email, Dale submits three special poses he wants to see. Pose #1 doesn’t seem to have much snap to it, at least to do on a regular basis. I like #2 and #3.
“There are three particular poses I’d like to see in all your shoots,” Dale writes. “I’m a strange dichotomy of a crude S.O.B. and a gentleman who puts beautiful women on a pedestal.
“#1. The view of a woman when she’s sleeping. You know, after the body-slamming ecstasy, when she’s begged you to stop and your balls are drained and you’re both satisfied. She’s lying on her side and your view is her back and ass and legs. She’s asleep, not looking over her shoulder at you. You know, a still-life, like reality.”
Sleepy time for Gianna.
#2. “Close-up shots of a model’s open mouth/face as if she’s waiting to receive your load direct from your spurting rod. ”
"As if she's waiting to receive your load..." writes Dale.
#3. “I know you’re a big-boob site, but, like in real life, when a woman is in doggie, there’s nothing hotter than when she uses both hands to spread her cheeks, inviting you to an irresistible target/targets. Make sure though that she has nice fingernails, real or aftermarket. Nails chewed down below the finger line are a turn-off.”
"Using both hands to spread her asscheeks."
Gianna really was asleep in photo #1, taken during the making of Big-Boob Paradise in The Bahamas a couple of years ago. I couldn’t find the exact kind of shot Dale described with the model’s back to the camera. I can’t even remember seeing that kind of picture. It’s the kind of pose that’s shot specifically by request. The only additions I’d make to Africa’s photo would be for her to stick her tongue out as far as possible and open her eyes. In photo #3, Diane Poppos is probably not spreading as much as Dale would tell her to if he had been the photographer, but I don’t think he would complain about the perfect condition of her nails. Or the rest of Diane’s body. The nylons and high heels add another erotic charge, although I’m sure the fans of bare soles would grouse about the shoes.
I have another “Scorecard” letter about tit-fucking positions, almost as long as a press release from Rod Blagojevich. We’ll save that for another day.
If I saw a chick dressed like this doing this, I'd be pumping something else.
Now, I know, I have no right to complain. I mean, look at where I work. If I wanted to (or, rather, if I wasn’t busy), I could walk right into the studio right now and see a beautiful, busty, naked woman. Maybe she’d even be fucking. But, you know, there’s just something special about seeing something that you’re not supposed to seeâŚor seeing a woman doing something that she’s not supposed to be doing.
Like this. And this.
The MILFs in my neighborhood don't dress like this.
Can I help you find something, ma'am?
The girl you’re looking at is Lori Pleasure. She dresses like a slut, acts like a slut, is a slut, and if I said that to her, she’d say, “Thank you, Dave.” If you want to see her fucking (anal and all), the link is right here. There’s a video, too.
Lori has pussy jewelry that dangles. Yes, dangles, as in hangs down. She once told me, “I don’t own a single skirt that goes much below my pussy or a single pair of jeans that goes higher than my pelvic bone.” She also never wears panties, so sometimes when she’s out, her pussy jewelry dangles beneath the hemline of her skirt.
“People see it, then a second later, they realize where it’s hanging from,” Lori said.
I was also not at Hoover Dam when Vixen LaMoore was dressed like this or in that drug store in Australia when Angela White was dressed like that. And, no, I’m not complaining. I was just looking for an excuse to post these photos on the Blog.
Damn it, Vixen LaMoore is busting out on the damn dam, and my damn balls are about to burst!
I would happily spend my life upside down to be in Australia with Angela. Or to be in Angela in Australia.
If you were flying to Nassau, the Bahamas recently, you might have ended up sitting next to Annina.
You never know who youâre going to end up sitting next to on a plane. Could be a big, smelly guy who hogs up half your seat. Could be an old lady who considers the upcoming two-hour flight the perfect opportunity to show perfect strangers pictures of her, say, 43 grandchildren. Could be a hot chick. Could be a hot chick whoâs wearing a cleavage-revealing shirt. Talk about in-flight entertainment!
Could be a hot chick in a cleavage-revealing shirt whoâs going to have anal sex in front of the camera just hours after this plane lands in Nassau, the Bahamas.
Now, your odds of sitting next to the smelly guy are about even money. Your odds of sitting next to Grandma are about one in five. Your odds of sitting next to the big-tit anal chick? Just about zero.
But it happens. It happened. Donât you wish it couldâve been you?
I thought about this while checking out Annina’s anal fuck scene on SCORELAND recently. The back story behind the video goes like this: Annina is German. United States law 2257 prohibits U.S. companies from photographing a foreign model in the United States (the actual law is that we canât accept a foreign passport for identification purposes). So, when Annina consented to fuck on camera for us, we had to fly her into the United States, then to the Bahamas.
And thatâs why some lucky guy was sitting next to Annina on a flight to Nassau.
Ya gotta wonder how that conversation might have gone.
âHi, Iâm Hal.â
âI’m Annina. Nice to meet you.â
âGoing to Nassau on vacation?â Hal asks while trying to maintain eye-contact with Annina.
âNo. Iâm gonna get ass-fucked for SCORELAND.â
Admit it: Even if the conversation didnât go quite that way, you dream about sitting next to a big-titted porn star on a plane. You wonder how the conversation would go. You wonder if sheâd invite you back to the lavatory for a quickie.
I donât know why it gets me hard to know that Annina was on that plane, wearing very revealing clothing, flying to Nassau to get ass-fucked. But it does. How about you?
