Kylee Nash just happens to one of those girls who looks good in anything.
Just when I thought I’d read it all…SCORE Man T.P. from Chicago, Illinois writes: “When I was at the porn store this week, I was in the mood for some nude. I walked out with the December ’12 SCORE due to your stunning choice of women for me to enjoy, mainly Krystal Swift (for two very good reasons) and also for a stunning photo of Kylee Nash (for a reason you will not believe).”
Okay, let’s skip over Krystal. We know why he likes her. Blonde hair, pretty face, big, natural tits, voluptuous body. T.P. waxes poetic for a while and then writes:
“Now on to Kylee Nash as the No. 2 girl behind Krystal. Yes, she is a blonde with a sultry smile. Her cans will seldom fit into a bra. She is holding her cunt as far open as possible. All this is magnificent. But seeing women in sexy athletic shoes has turned me on for decades. And Kylee has on a pair from New Balance for me to feast on while pulling my dick.”
The shoes? It’s the shoes? Listen, I know that Michael Jordan used to say that it was the shoes (a load of bullshit, if you ask me), but busty girls in running shoes turns him on?
T.P. continues: “There is no good reason for this. I have jerked off at the sight of babes wearing sneakers like these no matter what brand they are. It especially helps if she has short shorts on, too. A special treat is to see a honey in a dress, black stockings and white sneakers. I can’t wait to add pictures of my girlfriends wearing New Balance shoes next to Kylee and her mammies, cunt and shoes, then jerk away and cum!”
Okay, I agree that female athletes are hot. Steffi Graf and Serena Williams are sexy in tennis shoes (or whatever else they wear).
But T.P. looks at this photo of Kylee Nash (the rest of the set is at SCORELAND; the matching video is at SCOREVideos.com; the whole magazine is available in print and digital versions at eBoobStore.com) and that’s what gets his attention?
Well, as he said, he loves her face and tits and pussy. But the shoes?
To each his own, I say. And I’m glad T.P. enjoys this fetish. But when I think, “Nice pair,” I’m usually not thinking, “Nice pair of sneakers.” Are you?
Go to your favorite store and pick up this new issue. You want more, you get more.
One of your favorite racks is now on your favorite rack.
America’s Twitter titter tweetheart.
Now here’s a SCORE Girl who has it all. The face. The boobs. The legs. The ass. The bod. Is there anything Sheridan doesn’t have? I don’t think so.
iPhone 5G? Big deal!
Sheridan is 34G.
Picture that on a girl who’s just five-feet tall.
And now Miss Love has her first SCORE mag cover in her third pictorial. Three times’s a charm.
Just in time for her birthday, October 13, which is Christy Marks’ and Deanna Baldwin’s birthday, too. Arianna Sinn celebrates hers on the 14th.
Also in this issue: newcomer Roxanne Miller’s first SCORE layout, German Titty Titan Beshine in the world’s largest wet T-shirt show, Melissa Reed, Kitana Flores XXX anal, Bella Blaze, Arianna Sinn, Kali West, busty MILF Tahnee Taylor and a look inside Valory’s Vault.
Roxanne rocks V-mag's cover and centerfold this month!
December ’12 Voluptuous just shipped to your favorite magazine rack. Check it out today or log-into the eBoobStore for a look.
This edition is also iPad and tablet ready with bonus embedded videos for you digital readers. It’s a very cool added feature.
Romanian looker Roxanne Miller makes her global mag debut as our 36GG covergirl and centerfold in an eight page layout. She’s a photographer, writer, poet, actress, make-up artist and a damn hot model ready to throw you a curve or two or three. It’s worth collecting this issue just for Roxanne’s premiere. It’s the first day of Fall. I’m sure a lot of guys have already fallen after seeing this cover.
If you’re curious about that tattooed saying on Roxanne’s left arm, “Man kämpft nur für was Man liebt,” my German’s not good but I think it means, “You fight for who you love.”
Adding their bosomania to the mix are super-vixens Krystal Swift, Melissa Reed, Hitomi, April McKenzie, Marille, Bella Gianna plus Maserati and Goldie Ray in XXX action.
A bonus DVD is included with the international edition at most retail stores. In stores that carry XXX, the DVD is called Drilled Naturals. It’s not about dental care. In stores that have R-rated fare, the DVD is Busty Moaners.
We’d throw in a free lunch too but the store clerks would have to store the mags in a cooler.
If your favorite store doesn’t carry TSG mags, let us know and we’ll correct this unimaginable error.
The Busty Housewives of SCORE include 2011 Model of the Year Kelly Christiansen and Jayden Prescott, ladies whose husbands are SCORE mag readers, saw our model search ads and inspired their better (much better) halves to contact us about modeling. Barbie Kelley now joins the club. Mrs. Kelley is the wife of a reader who owns every issue of SCORE and Voluptuous ever printed. They took some snaps of Barbie at home and sent them to SCOREModelsWanted.com. Long story short, Mrs. Kelley heats up SCOREVideos.com this weekend and struts her stuff at SCORELAND next week. (Mr. Kelley accompanied her to our studio.) I salute you, busty wives and your liberal husbands who buy SCORE.
Jazmine goes straight from a New Discovery pictorial to hardcore hooternanny at warp speed. She’s a single Florida girl who moved from New York to the Sunshine State. A wise decision. Now she can wear bikinis all day at the beach, as nature intended. Watch Jazmine blow the man down in her first scene. Asked to describe any special talent she might have, Jazmine replied, “I’m good at driving a stick shift.” You can see that in the pictures and video called “Jazmine & Jizzman,” an irresistible story that will touch your hearts and hard-ons at SCORELAND.
Jazmine can do all the sexting she wants.
On the subject of busty housewives, we have the President and Founder of the Busty Housewives of SCORE, Diane Poppos, who does justice to her skin-tight top and spray-on pants. A woman who brings a tear to my eye whenever I reflect upon her. Diane still has that leggy magic, too, which she attributes to wearing high heels, sometimes when she’s vacuuming the house! I salute you, original MILF of Texas.
President of the Busty Housewives of America
And now at your favorite store, the December ’12 SCORE with a bonus DVD. Visit eBoobStore.com for the full run-down and previews. If you’re into the new digital magazine format, this issue includes five embedded videos. All those cool electronic magazines predicted in the movies 2001 A Space Odyssey and Minority Report are finally here. If your store doesn’t carry SCORE, let me know and I’ll set them on the right path.
Another winner with Janne Hollan as this issue’s covergirl. That’s two bouncing Czechs this month alone! I fear America is losing the International Boobs Race to this small but top-heavy nation. And they make great beer, too.
This edition features:
You can also get your copy at eBoobStore.com, along with the highly coveted digital versions.
Now at stores or direct from your friends at SCORE.
The Net has your eye, this I cannot deny.
But a cover on a rack will freeze you in your track.
The annual all-naturals September ’12 issue of SCORE is now at your favorite newsstand or magazine store, or get it straight to your door from SCORE.
Siri’s first issue and her first cover. Enter for a chance to win her signed bra.
Maggie Green and Angela White on one lucky putz.
Rachel Love in an exclusive interview.
Plus a “Supernaturals” special: Hitomi, Valory Irene, Venera, Karla James, Karina Hart, Diane Poppos, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Ines Cudna, Sharday, Merilyn Sakova and Christy Marks.
The DVD Pick is Mammary Mambo starring G-cupper Arianna Sinn and KKK-cupper Miosotis in a clash of the titty titans. It’s a XXX breast-fest.
A curvy collection of cantilevered cleavage cuties cupping their compelling casabas!
You may resist but your pipe will persist.
The digital version for computers and tablets contains five embedded videos as a bonus:
Maggie Green and Angela White
Every year since 2007, the August edition of SCORE has gone swimsuit-happy. Whether the girls are wearing extreme bikinis or dental-floss monokinis, you can bet that this delicate beachwear is strained, stressed and stretched to the ripping point when worn on the stacked body of a SCORE Girl.
This year’s shapely swimsuit sirens are:
Michelle Bond and Leanne Crow side-by-side in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico
Get your copy now at your favorite store or visit eBoobStore. If you’ve gone digital for computers or tablets, the August ’12 SCORE in digital magazine format contains five embedded streaming videos.
Here’s a look back at the past five years of SCORE‘s swimsuit issues!