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Tiny, little, busty fuck toys and why they’re special

January 18, 2012 by Elliot James 2 Comments

Danielle Derek: superlightweight body, heavy tits.

This is actually’s Dave posting. I’m uploading it for him because his computer blew a fuse while he watched a new, tiny MILF named Cassidy Exe get boned. Having seen Cassidy in the hallway (just walking, not getting boned),  I’m not surprised.-Elliot James

“I’m so tiny, men can pick me up and move me wherever they want,” said Danielle Derek, a busty little fuck bunny who can be seen fucking today in “Triple F Encounter” from the DVD Fun Bag Fuckers at “Guys are very rough with me because they’re able to toss me around in bed. They can maneuver me. I’m so tiny, they can pick me up and move me wherever they want, like against the wall. I wrap my legs around them, and they fuck me against the wall.”

The funny thing is, Danielle isn’t really tiny. She’s actually 5’5” tall, which is average height for a woman. But she weighs only 102 pounds, she has a 23-inch waist, her mouth is tiny, her pussy is tiny and her asshole is tiny, so she makes small cocks look big and big cocks look huge. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched one of Danielle’s anal scenes, like in Big-Tit Glory Hole and Tits-A-Poppin’ (my personal favorite) and thought, “How is she going to get that cock in that asshole?” But, sure enough, she does.

Just the other day, I was interviewing another short ‘n’ stacked girl, Cassidy Exe, for Cassidy is really tiny at 4’11”, 92 pounds, and when she takes a cock in her ass (which she does at and will do next week at, those cocks look gigantic in her tight little hole.

“I once was having great sex with this guy, and I screamed, ‘Oh, your cock feels so big in my pussy!’” Cassidy told me. “When it was done, he said, ‘That’s the first time I’ve ever heard that.’”

Of course, not all tiny girls have small pussies (and not all big girls have big pussies). So what’s the real story behind why some of us like short ‘n’ stacked girls? Why are they special?

This is why plumbing is a good career. Meet Cassidy Exe.

I think it has to do with the “fuck toy” thing. These girls are like little love dolls that we can pick up and bounce up and down on our cocks. We can wrap our hands around their waists and maneuver them on our hard-ons, and it’s not difficult to stand up and turn a tiny girl upside-down so her legs are wrapped around your face and her pussy is in your mouth while she’s sucking your cock.

And, also, big tits look even bigger on a small frame.

Anyway, I’m probably going to spend some time tonight and tomorrow morning watching Danielle’s scene at Doing research, you know.


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Rating: 3.7/5

HEY! We want to give you FREE STUFF on Roku!

January 15, 2012 by Maria 10 Comments

Jack while enjoying the CUMFORT of your couch for only $9.99!

You read that title right.

Yes you did.

Because you love tits. And we love tits. And we have a vast collection of the best tits around. And you like that collection. And we make the hottest big-tit DVDs featuring loads of XXX for you to blow your fucking load to. And you love to blow your loads to our big-tit DVDs featuring loads of XXX.

You dig?

So, for those of you who have a Roku box (Remember? Dave told you about it a while ago?), the time has come to check out our premium channel where you can watch all the big-tit DVDs featuring loads of XXX that you like to watch for only $9.99 a month. Yeah…that’s less than $10. That’s a fucking bargain. It’s a fucking fucking bargain.

Think about that for a second.

Allow me to help you do that…

You are in your favorite boxers on your comfortable couch. You have your mighty (if tiny) Roku remote in your hand. You check out one of our fine skinematic masturbateapieces. And then, it is on your screen. Your mighty HD, flat screen. And then, you have huge titties in your living room and these chicks are fucking and cumming loudly. How loudly are they cumming? Surround-sound loud, guys. That’s kinda hot. Your neighbors will be jealous. And then you’re rubbing one out on your couch in your house. That’s what they call CUMFORT. Feel free to look that word up. It’s in a dick-tionary, somewhere.

Say what? You don’t have a Roku? Oh, man…get one. GET ONE!

You can go to their site and check them out HERE and get your Roku for as little as $49.99.

And if you have a Roku and want to get in on our premium channel, you can by visiting or by calling 1-800-421-0760.

But wait…THERE’S MORE!

You don’t just get big tit XXX. You get full-length SCORE, Voluptuous, XL Girls, Naughty Neighbors, 18eighteen, 40Something and Leg Sex movies. That’s a whole lotta porn action for your dick, dude. And that $9.99 a month gets you unlimited viewing of 100% uncensored movies. (Did I mention it’s on YOUR AMAZING T.V.?!?! In your home?!?! Yeah, I might have.)

And now, here comes the moment when I tell you about the FREE STUFF.

If you have a Roku and want to check out what all the hype is about, you can get our premium channel and check out the fucktastic flick for your dick, Boob Science, for FREE.


Here’s a little info on your free movie:

It's the boob man's ultimate fantasy flick, a red-hot, hardcore, super-busty take on the classic movie 'Weird Science'. Two super nerds can't get chicks, so they use technology to create one of their own. And then the fun begins. Daphne Rosen stars as the fuck doll with super powers who helps the boys score all the girls of their dreams. First, Daphne gives them some pointers by strap-on fucking Maggie Green in Maggie's first-ever girl-girl scene. Then the boys go from nerds to super-studs as they score newcomers Angel Gee, Eva Notty, Contessa Rose and Aileen Ghettman, all of whom are making their XXX DVD debuts. More than just a jack's our hottest, most hilarious feature film ever!


So what are you waiting for? Get your free stuff. And in case we forgot to tell you before…you’re welcome.





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February ’12 Voluptuous goes digital

January 5, 2012 by Elliot James 1 Comment
Download it now at

Download it now at

February ’12 Voluptuous is now decorating newsstand racks and also available in digital format for your tablet computer.

Who’s under the hood this month?

Terri Jane: British covergirl and co-star of Big Tit Skinny Dip.

Gya Roberts, plus a feisty interview.

Scarlett Rouge showing off that amazing body.

Jenna Valentine and her bikini splendor.

Luxury Amore: first V-mag exposure.

Bailey Santanna in interracial anal.

Elaina Gregory: Is she yanking our chain? Check out her Tits & Tugs!

Topheavy threesomes: not a crowd!

A photo-story about the On Location Puerto Vallarta vacation.

Voluptuous magazine: the real home of the all-natural whoppers!

Get Terri Jane today on DVD.

Get Terri Jane today on DVD.

Upcoming birthdays!

Europe DiChan Jan. 5
Diamond Foxxx Jan. 5
Chantz Fortune Jan. 6
Rukhsana Jan. 6
Sofia Staks Jan. 7
Carrie Lynn Jan. 11
Venera Jan. 11
Kim Chambers Jan. 11
Austin Kincaid Jan. 14
Danni Ashe Jan. 16

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Girls holding their covers, part tres.

January 3, 2012 by Elliot James 13 Comments
Minka with Maximum Minka

Minka with the DVD cover of Maximum Minka.

Maria Moore and her XLGirls mag cover.

Maria Moore and her XLGirls SP 183 mag cover.

I haven’t done a Blog about this since January 3, 2010, exactly two years ago.

Back then, SCORELAND member Jack had perceptively written about this kind of picture: “I agree that having a model hold up her SCORE pictorial brings everything full circle. Interesting to see that each model is smiling and proudly displaying her pictorial. I believe this brings back the human element and establishes the sense of realism.”

This kind of picture can’t be done with digital images. I don’t think a model holding up a tablet computer with her photo could ever have the same impact as her holding a printed magazine or a DVD cover in her hand. There’s a permanence with a physical product.

As Angela White commented, “There’s no way to describe the feeling of seeing yourself on the cover of a magazine!”

Come to think of it, I need to hit up Angela for a photo of her holding up her DVD, Angela White Finally Fucks.

Angel Gee and her April '09 SCORE cover.

Angel Gee and her April '09 SCORE cover.

Crystal Gunns and SCORE Man VL in "The Gunns Show" column, July '08.

Crystal Gunns and SCORE Man VL in "The Gunns Show" column, July '08.

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The Xmas gift that no one re-gifts!

December 19, 2011 by Elliot James 14 Comments
All hands on dick.

All hands on dick.

SCORE DVDs are just not good as re-gifting items. Because anyone who gets a SCORE DVD is not going to let it go!

To paraphrase actor Charlton Hooters, SCORE DVD collector, “You’ll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands.”

Which brings me to Tits & Tugs #8 with 13 jack and tit-fucking jobs given by 11 extraordinary hotties. (Two scenes have two girls working over one boner. Double your pleasure, ya know.)

Tits & Tugs point-of-view videos are very popular, and I’ll tell you one of the reasons. All guys have a lazy streak. This is a fact of male life. We can be lazy bums. There are times when we’re even too lazy and tired to fuck and just want to be serviced. Fucking can be work. It’s fun work but it’s still work.

After a long day on the job, there are times when a guy just wants to lay back and have a pair of nice, soft, feminine hands and some deep cleavage get that heavy load out. We like it when a girl takes things into her own hands. We enjoy watching her face, her hands, her tits as she applies that magic touch. That’s why guys go to massage parlors all over the world after work even though they tell their significant others that it’s for their backs.

So that’s one of the reasons the Tits & Tugs series came to be. And no one does this better with the best-looking, bustiest babes more consistently than us.

Tits & Tugs 8 stars:

Bailey Santanna
Beverly Paige
Catt Green
Charlee Chase
Claudia Kealoha
Danica Danali
Elaina Gregory
Elizabeth Starr
Valory Irene

See the trailer at, then get your own copy.

Gift yourself the gift you’ll never re-gift.

Their tits, their mitts, your bat.

Their tits, their mitts, your bat.

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Eva Notty’s Fast Bangs! Boob Science at its breast!

December 16, 2011 by Elliot James 6 Comments
In need of some trim? Eva is also expert at blowing.

In need of some trim?

Need a blowing?

Need a blow?

Eva Notty is a hairstylist with loads of style and a bra packed with big, beautiful tits in “Fast Bangs” (from the SCORE movie Boob Science), now showing for the first time at SCORELAND.

Superwoman Mandy (Daphne Rosen) has brought her two geek creators, Dexter and Sheldon, to the Fast Bangs salon for a cut ‘n’ blow. These dudes couldn’t get laid in a cathouse, and they need all the help they can get to pop their nuts.

The two nerds cannot hook up with the ladies, a situation that Mandy wants to correct at the Fast Bangs salon with Eva’s eager help.

Mandy wants Eva to do the honors for Sheldon because she can blow and bang a man into next week. Mandy couldn’t have picked a better teacher than Eva in the art of wham-bam-boom.

A lot of the fucking and sucking is shot P.O.V., and that amps up the thermostat.

I’ve actually had hair cutters who looked and dressed as hot as Eva does, but all they gave me was the brush and a blow-off.

Tune in because Eva will pitch your tent!

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Rating: 3.5/5

Horniest TV talk show ever: SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored

December 12, 2011 by Elliot James 12 Comments

Here’s the TV show that Jimmy Kimmel would like to have on ABC but can’t.

I’ve blogged about SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored before. It’s one of my favorite SCORE DVDs of the last five years, a XXX spin-off of the fast and sexy SCOREtv series. It’s horny and it’s funny. There’s a saying around the SCORE office for lots of years that “there’s nothing funny about a hard-on” but I like the merger of hot, busty sex and comedy. I was never a fan of dark, moody, hardcore dramas.

I loved the entire format of five SCORE Girls sitting down to chat before, after and sometimes during sex. Kelly Christiansen was beautiful and picture perfect, just a little mussed up from riding the north pole in the “green room” right before going on stage. I don’t think this happens on the Jay Leno NBC set. Maybe at the Letterman show, from what I’ve read about him.

My favorite scene is when Dave and Angelina Castro, on the SCOREtv set, watch Angelina being boned in the culo and talk about it. How often is that done? We did that once before with Karen Fisher in 2006 and not enough in my opinion. There’s something extra-hot and horny about a model’s reactions and her spontaneous comments when she watches her own XXX video. Why is that? Because you rarely see it.

Exotic stripper Stephanie Stalls did her first anal and showed how flexible she is. (A SCORE regular the past two years, Stephanie’s dancing right now at Frank Day’s in South Dakota through December.) Kali West and Nadia Night made me proud to be a tit-man.

If you don’t have SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored on your big-boob movie shelf, you should.

By the way, it’s that time again. The most wonderful time of the year. The brand-new SCOREtv Holiday Edition 2011 is on the way to SCORELAND this week. Keep abreast by checking into the Blog for news and scenes from this all-new boobapalooza. The countdown begins now.

What you think happens backstage, does!

What you think happens backstage, does!

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Gift yourself the gift of deep-cleavaged hotties

December 4, 2011 by Elliot James 4 Comments
Check out the trailer at

Check out the trailer at

If you thought last year’s the Breast of SCORELAND was hefty, check out the trailer for the Breast of SCORELAND 2, the latest arrival at the eBoobStore.

4 discs.

36 SCORELAND Girls in 18 sizzling solo and 18 red-hot XXX chapters.

704 minutes total running time.

It will take you half a day to watch this mammathon straight through.

But wait. There’s more. There’s SCORE.

Fresh from the printers comes the February ’12 SCORE with holiday cover honey Venera. Now at your favorite newsstand in a special edition with a DVD or get the magazine itself fast and easy from us at eBoobStore.

Some holiday cheer?

Some holiday cheer?

Every time I see a picture or a video of Venera, I’m in awe of her fantastic body, and this layout is no exception. This edition also stars Angela White and Maggie Green in girl-girl smushin’, Micky Bells, Beshine, Africa, Claudia Kealoha, Brittany O’Neil and hot butt-ed sex with Miami princess Angelina Castro. We even included a DVD with complete XXX scenes from the movie Big Tit Tune-up in the newsstand edition, in most areas.

Plus, we go behind the scenes for On Location Puerto Vallarta, kick off Dolly Delight’s bra giveaway contest and announce the winner of Shione Cooper’s bra from our August ’11 issue, Mr. W.F. from Maryland, who wrote: “I’ll have to thank my wife for buying me the magazine. My wife is 120 pounds with 36Ds that keep me happy! I have told her to send in some pics of herself but she just laughs. I will get her to try the bra on, just to see how big Shione is and then frame it! I want to thank you and your company for the chance to win the bra and for featuring beautiful women every month.”

Keep scoring, my friends.

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Rating: 4.7/5

Yesterday, we ate. Today, we give thanks for big boobs

November 25, 2011 by Elliot James 4 Comments

You don’t need to be an American to appreciate this weekend’s menu. It’s always a holiday of hooters here. A parade of pulchritude. And here’s why.

Kelly Christiansen is back at our citadel of cleavage. Reason enough to celebrate. Is there anyone who spreads the sunshine like Kelly? She’s the go-to girl for many Scorelanders. I remember thinking the first day we met Kelly, ” This is a superwoman.” The blonde goddess, a reader’s wife, has become a huge favorite and a regular since her debut in the Holiday ’10 SCORE. What Kelly wants, Kelly gets. And she gets it all in the fresh scene “Angel of SCORELAND.” A camera lens melted from the intense heat Kelly generated. I warned them not to get too close. Look for Kelly in the 2011 SCOREtv Holiday Edition, coming soon!

Kelly Christiansen: "Angel of SCORELAND."

Kelly Christiansen: "Angel of SCORELAND."

December ’11 SCORE covergirl Venera is back to give us more stackitude. She’s really knocked another one out of the park. I’ve never seen anyone anywhere built with a better bod for bikinis than this living Venus. Bikinis and Venera are like apple pie and ice cream. They just go together. “I love bikinis,” Venera told us. “Really small and with push-ups. I have a very little back and a big cup size so I am not easy to fit.  I enjoyed wearing some of them for my SCORE videos. ” No dream girl ever created in the feverish imagination of the most-talented artist comes close to the reality of Venera.

Venera: "The Impossible Dreamgirl."

Venera: "The Impossible Dreamgirl."

For me, one of the great events of 2009 was the arrival of a spectacular redhead named Destiny Rose. She idealizes the hot, big-boobed girl-next-door. (Maria called the Ohioan a “corn-fed cutie” her first day at SCORE.) No one knew where Destiny would take things, how much she would share, how far she would go. In 2010, Destiny and Kaytee Carter made a sizzling hot pair in the reality parody More To Fuck. One of the great events of 2011 was Destiny deciding to go all in after thinking it over long and hard. And long and hard is what Destiny deserves in “But Professor…I’m A Stripper!” her third boy-girl, now playing at It’s a must-see.  And she gets a creampie, too, in keeping with the holiday.

Destiny Rose: "But Professor...I'm A Stripper!"

Destiny Rose: "But Professor...I'm A Stripper!"

Thanksgiving is all about huge, juicy breasts, sweet taters and pie, so I’ll close this blog with a comment that ultra-sexy Daylene Rio made during last year’s SCOREtv Holiday Edition. Leave it to frictionalizing lap dancers from Los Angeles to say it best.

When it cums to Daylene Rio, we are Yes Men.

When it cums to Daylene Rio, we are Yes Men.

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Ashley’s First Time DVD now on sale for a limited time

November 15, 2011 by Elliot James 7 Comments
Get it on sale while the getting's good.

Get it on sale while the getting's good.

In 2009, Ashley Sage Ellison traveled with SCORE to the Caribbean island of St. Maarten to film her first DVD, Ashley’s First Time. It’s now on sale for only $19.95 for a limited time at

Ashley’s First Time features the British, blonde, J-cup bombshell in and out of her micro-bikinis, trying on sexy tight tops and outfits, soaping up her lushness in the shower, exercising and oiling her amazing bod by the pool. The angel-faced beauty, a living, life-sized porcelain doll, also talks about her life, her interests and her major boobs.

“I could never wear stuff like this back home,” Ashley said during the filming . “I’d cause too much of a commotion if I tried to go out with these clothes on.”

Why St. Maarten? It was too damned cold in England at the time and Manchester is short on isolated tropical beaches where girls can romp nekkid.

Ashley later won both SCORE and V-mag’s 2009 Newcomer of the Year 2009. Even Karina Hart, who was also on the island to film the DVD As You Wish, was amazed by Ashley when they met for the first time.

Check out the trailer at eBoobStore. Get your copy. That’s my Sage advice.

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