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Horniest TV talk show ever: SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored

December 12, 2011 by Elliot James 12 Comments

Here’s the TV show that Jimmy Kimmel would like to have on ABC but can’t.

I’ve blogged about SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored before. It’s one of my favorite SCORE DVDs of the last five years, a XXX spin-off of the fast and sexy SCOREtv series. It’s horny and it’s funny. There’s a saying around the SCORE office for lots of years that “there’s nothing funny about a hard-on” but I like the merger of hot, busty sex and comedy. I was never a fan of dark, moody, hardcore dramas.

I loved the entire format of five SCORE Girls sitting down to chat before, after and sometimes during sex. Kelly Christiansen was beautiful and picture perfect, just a little mussed up from riding the north pole in the “green room” right before going on stage. I don’t think this happens on the Jay Leno NBC set. Maybe at the Letterman show, from what I’ve read about him.

My favorite scene is when Dave and Angelina Castro, on the SCOREtv set, watch Angelina being boned in the culo and talk about it. How often is that done? We did that once before with Karen Fisher in 2006 and not enough in my opinion. There’s something extra-hot and horny about a model’s reactions and her spontaneous comments when she watches her own XXX video. Why is that? Because you rarely see it.

Exotic stripper Stephanie Stalls did her first anal and showed how flexible she is. (A SCORE regular the past two years, Stephanie’s dancing right now at Frank Day’s in South Dakota through December.) Kali West and Nadia Night made me proud to be a tit-man.

If you don’t have SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored on your big-boob movie shelf, you should.

By the way, it’s that time again. The most wonderful time of the year. The brand-new SCOREtv Holiday Edition 2011 is on the way to SCORELAND this week. Keep abreast by checking into the Blog for news and scenes from this all-new boobapalooza. The countdown begins now.

What you think happens backstage, does!

What you think happens backstage, does!

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Rating: 4.7/5

Gift yourself the gift of deep-cleavaged hotties

December 4, 2011 by Elliot James 4 Comments
Check out the trailer at eBoobStore.com

Check out the trailer at eBoobStore.com

If you thought last year’s the Breast of SCORELAND was hefty, check out the trailer for the Breast of SCORELAND 2, the latest arrival at the eBoobStore.

4 discs.

36 SCORELAND Girls in 18 sizzling solo and 18 red-hot XXX chapters.

704 minutes total running time.

It will take you half a day to watch this mammathon straight through.

But wait. There’s more. There’s SCORE.

Fresh from the printers comes the February ’12 SCORE with holiday cover honey Venera. Now at your favorite newsstand in a special edition with a DVD or get the magazine itself fast and easy from us at eBoobStore.

Some holiday cheer?

Some holiday cheer?

Every time I see a picture or a video of Venera, I’m in awe of her fantastic body, and this layout is no exception. This edition also stars Angela White and Maggie Green in girl-girl smushin’, Micky Bells, Beshine, Africa, Claudia Kealoha, Brittany O’Neil and hot butt-ed sex with Miami princess Angelina Castro. We even included a DVD with complete XXX scenes from the movie Big Tit Tune-up in the newsstand edition, in most areas.

Plus, we go behind the scenes for On Location Puerto Vallarta, kick off Dolly Delight’s bra giveaway contest and announce the winner of Shione Cooper’s bra from our August ’11 issue, Mr. W.F. from Maryland, who wrote: “I’ll have to thank my wife for buying me the magazine. My wife is 120 pounds with 36Ds that keep me happy! I have told her to send in some pics of herself but she just laughs. I will get her to try the bra on, just to see how big Shione is and then frame it! I want to thank you and your company for the chance to win the bra and for featuring beautiful women every month.”

Keep scoring, my friends.

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Rating: 4.7/5

Yesterday, we ate. Today, we give thanks for big boobs

November 25, 2011 by Elliot James 4 Comments

You don’t need to be an American to appreciate this weekend’s menu. It’s always a holiday of hooters here. A parade of pulchritude. And here’s why.

Kelly Christiansen is back at our citadel of cleavage. Reason enough to celebrate. Is there anyone who spreads the sunshine like Kelly? She’s the go-to girl for many Scorelanders. I remember thinking the first day we met Kelly, ” This is a superwoman.” The blonde goddess, a reader’s wife, has become a huge favorite and a regular since her debut in the Holiday ’10 SCORE. What Kelly wants, Kelly gets. And she gets it all in the fresh scene “Angel of SCORELAND.” A camera lens melted from the intense heat Kelly generated. I warned them not to get too close. Look for Kelly in the 2011 SCOREtv Holiday Edition, coming soon!

Kelly Christiansen: "Angel of SCORELAND."

Kelly Christiansen: "Angel of SCORELAND."

December ’11 SCORE covergirl Venera is back to give us more stackitude. She’s really knocked another one out of the park. I’ve never seen anyone anywhere built with a better bod for bikinis than this living Venus. Bikinis and Venera are like apple pie and ice cream. They just go together. “I love bikinis,” Venera told us. “Really small and with push-ups. I have a very little back and a big cup size so I am not easy to fit.  I enjoyed wearing some of them for my SCORE videos. ” No dream girl ever created in the feverish imagination of the most-talented artist comes close to the reality of Venera.

Venera: "The Impossible Dreamgirl."

Venera: "The Impossible Dreamgirl."

For me, one of the great events of 2009 was the arrival of a spectacular redhead named Destiny Rose. She idealizes the hot, big-boobed girl-next-door. (Maria called the Ohioan a “corn-fed cutie” her first day at SCORE.) No one knew where Destiny would take things, how much she would share, how far she would go. In 2010, Destiny and Kaytee Carter made a sizzling hot pair in the reality parody More To Fuck. One of the great events of 2011 was Destiny deciding to go all in after thinking it over long and hard. And long and hard is what Destiny deserves in “But Professor…I’m A Stripper!” her third boy-girl, now playing at SCOREVideos.com. It’s a must-see.  And she gets a creampie, too, in keeping with the holiday.

Destiny Rose: "But Professor...I'm A Stripper!"

Destiny Rose: "But Professor...I'm A Stripper!"

Thanksgiving is all about huge, juicy breasts, sweet taters and pie, so I’ll close this blog with a comment that ultra-sexy Daylene Rio made during last year’s SCOREtv Holiday Edition. Leave it to frictionalizing lap dancers from Los Angeles to say it best.

When it cums to Daylene Rio, we are Yes Men.

When it cums to Daylene Rio, we are Yes Men.

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Rating: 4.4/5

Ashley’s First Time DVD now on sale for a limited time

November 15, 2011 by Elliot James 7 Comments
Get it on sale while the getting's good.

Get it on sale while the getting's good.

In 2009, Ashley Sage Ellison traveled with SCORE to the Caribbean island of St. Maarten to film her first DVD, Ashley’s First Time. It’s now on sale for only $19.95 for a limited time at eBoobStore.com.

Ashley’s First Time features the British, blonde, J-cup bombshell in and out of her micro-bikinis, trying on sexy tight tops and outfits, soaping up her lushness in the shower, exercising and oiling her amazing bod by the pool. The angel-faced beauty, a living, life-sized porcelain doll, also talks about her life, her interests and her major boobs.

“I could never wear stuff like this back home,” Ashley said during the filming . “I’d cause too much of a commotion if I tried to go out with these clothes on.”

Why St. Maarten? It was too damned cold in England at the time and Manchester is short on isolated tropical beaches where girls can romp nekkid.

Ashley later won both SCORE and V-mag’s 2009 Newcomer of the Year 2009. Even Karina Hart, who was also on the island to film the DVD As You Wish, was amazed by Ashley when they met for the first time.

Check out the trailer at eBoobStore. Get your copy. That’s my Sage advice.

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Rating: 4.5/5

Movies tit guys should own

November 10, 2011 by Elliot James 4 Comments
Big Tit Skinny Dip: The reason they call 'em floaters.

Big Tit Skinny Dip: The reason they call 'em floaters.

Do real tits float?

Students have asked their teachers this question for decades.

They sure do. Breasts are 90% fat, and fat floats. But the fun is in proving it. Boob science at its breast.

Big Tit Skinny Dip definitively answers this age-old question with Valory Irene, Lana Ivans, Dors Feline and Terri Jane.

They bob, they bounce, they’re buoyant, they’re bodacious.

Photographed in the Dominican Republic, where huge-boobed girls abound, Big Tit Skinny Dip is the only DVD to pair up English delights Dors and Terri and turn ’em into mammary mermaids.

Too big for one disc!

Too big for one disc!

Full Figured Foxes 2 is a two-disc boobapalooza of supernatural superwomen starring Renee Ross, Dors, Michelle May, Elaina Gregory, Anorei Collins and 10 more blouse-bursting bombshells bouncing their boobs, fingering,  toying and more in hot cum-cam shows for the nature lover who loves big, jigglin’ tits. You don’t see babes like these every day of the week.

Cleavage so deep, you’ll need a search party to get out…although you won’t want to.

Why DVD when the trend is now digital? What are you going to do when your hard drive crashes one day and you lose everything? Believe me, it will happen. DVDs are still the go-to standard, in my book.

Check out the video trailers at eBoobStore.com and order your copies today, quickly and safely. Not available in stores.

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Rating: 4.6/5

Big boobs and a riding crop. Annina hits it hard.

November 3, 2011 by Elliot James 4 Comments
Annina goes domme at SCORELAND. Watch your ass.

Annina goes domme at SCORELAND. Watch your ass.

German adult star and Big Brother celeb Annina goes the fetish look in this photo shoot from the November ’11 SCORE now online at SCORELAND, and it works. Annina even has those nasty facial expressions down, like she savors whipping male butts. And she fills out that domme costume beautifully.

Annina looks like she actually could be a rough and mean dominatrix and ballbuster, although she didn’t, uh, strike me as the type when I met her. I interviewed Annina a few years ago, and she’s very sweet and friendly. (With a body that doesn’t stop.) In fact, it was one of the best interviews I ever did. Then again, cherubic-looking Aileen Ghettman is a real dominatrix, and you’d never know it by looking at her.

I heard that a few months ago, Annina lived on a pig farm in mud and muck for four days for a German reality TV show called The Animal In Me and later generously donated her 5,000 Euro prize for winning to PETA. That doesn’t surprise me.

Hopefully, we can get back to Germany in the near future and shoot new videos and pictorials of Annina and a few more German bra-busters who have uplifted my spirits the past several years. I really enjoyed watching Annina fuck.

Annina’s scene with Shane Diesel, her first and only interracial, is included in the DVD Busty Cock Worshippers 2.

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Rating: 4.1/5

We think he liked Venera’s Busty Debut

September 14, 2011 by Elliot James 10 Comments
Venera: Venus embodied.

Venera: Venus embodied.

Not long after ordering Venera’s Busty Debut, J.D. sent the staff at eBoobStore an email. Here’s part of it. We’re guessing J.D. somewhat liked Venera’s first DVD. What’s not to like? She’s 100% eye candy.

“I really didn’t think I would ever live to see another slim-and-stacked, all-natural girl as hot as the goddess Merilyn, but this Venera DVD proved me wrong! Yes, God is alive and well, based on this incredibly erotic evidence. Venera joins Merilyn in the exclusive pantheon of all-time greats.

Going back with Devon Daniels.

Going back with Devon Daniels.

“As always, SCORE has the best team in the business working behind the camera, and your hair and makeup people, set dressers, camera man, sound recorder and Ms. Interviewer all hit home runs here.

“In fact, the sight and sound of Venera swaying and slapping her boobs are worth the price of admission alone! She also has the best back view, with her boobs splaying out on both sides, of anyone I’ve ever seen, including the legendary Devon Daniels! And she says her tits are still growing! The final chapter showing Venera in and out of the pool, her body oiled and glistening in the bright, tropical sun, stroking her body with the soft petals of a pink flower, truly defies description…

“What I wasn’t prepared for is what a bright girl Venera is, as she reveals in her interview! When she says she loves to slap guys in the face with her heavy and humongous H-cups–jumping Jiminy!

“Like Merilyn, Venera is a complete natural in front of the camera. Just turn it on and watch her go! Fans of slim-and-stacked women MUST have this DVD in their collections. For us, Christmas came early this year!”

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Rating: 4.3/5

Movies that tit-loving guys should own

August 31, 2011 by Elliot James 6 Comments
Big Boob Finishing School. Where the elite meet.

Big Boob Finishing School. Where the elite meet.

If Big-Boob Finishing School did not exist, we would be forced to create it as a public service for girls who want to become better girlfriends.

At this critically acclaimed center for advancement in the science and art of man-pleasing, Michelle Bond is the knowledgeable head mistress.

In fact, Miss Bond wrote the best selling book, The Ultimate Guide For Pleasing Men, featured in this film.

Our camera crew traveled to Miss Bond’s posh estate in Portugal, where she allowed us to film her stacked students–Valory Irene, Arianna Sinn, Sophie Mae, Lana Ivans and Eden Mor–during actual classes as they learned the step-by-step techniques of making a guy feel like a king.

This is a DVD for every man with big boobs on his brain 24-7 and one he can even watch with his girlfriend, wife or friend with benefits.

The courses taught include:

1) How girls should dress to please a guy.

2) How a girl can be a porn star in her own bedroom.

3) The art of oily massage.

4) How to give the perfect lap dance.

5) How a guy should be woken up in the morning.

And much more plus lots of behind-the-scenes extras.

Check out the trailer and get your copy of Big-Boob Finishing School today at eBoobStore.com.

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Rating: 4.3/5

The clock is ticking. Don’t miss out.

August 29, 2011 by Elliot James 3 Comments
Shot with an all-star cast on location in Europe.

An all-star cast on location in Europe.

Raw sex with a superstar cast.

Raw sex with a superstar cast.

Girls just wanna have cum.

Girls just wanna have cum.

Our eBoobStore sale ends tomorrow. There’s not much time left to take advantage of this deeply discounted offer.

Get your hands on some of our best DVDs at unbeatable prices. Titles like Busty Riding Academy with Christy Marks and Karina Hart and My Big Plump Wedding starring Renee Ross and Samantha, plus Big Tit A-List, Karina Hart As You Wish, Rack-O-Rama in 3D, Big Boob Paradise, Tits On Tops and Pounding The Pledges. DVDs packed with busty stars and hot action that you’ll watch for years to come.

Check out the entire list of 50, and order your picks while there’s still time.

Summer’s ending and, unfortunately, so is this hot sale.

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Rating: 3.6/5

Micky rings our bells

August 24, 2011 by Elliot James 10 Comments
Micky plays "Catch The Limes"

Micky plays "Catch The Limes."

Today in SCORELAND‘s Puerto Vallarta Vacation, the spotlight falls on the awesome Micky Bells. This is Micky’s second international trip with SCORE. The first was to Jamaica for Montego Babes at XLGirls.com and now out on DVD. Above, Micky tries her skills at a popular Mexican sport, catching limes with her deep cleavage. Now that’s natural talent. You won’t see this on The X Factor.

While Micky is catching margarita ingredients, you can catch her November ’11 Voluptuous magazine debut at your favorite newsstand. But don’t wait. V-Mag doesn’t last long on the racks. If you get beat out, then get it fast from us. Great cover, ain’t it?

Micky Bells. Pretty as a picture.

Micky Bells. Pretty as a picture.

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Rating: 4.7/5