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Big Boob Finishing School headmistress Michelle Bond believes that pleasing men requires a great deal of study and training.
The British self-help guru, author and teacher includes lap dance instruction in her manual, “The Ultimate Guide To Pleasing Men.”
But manuals can’t take the place of real practice.
Today at SCORELAND, Michelle is going to train Israeli sweater stretcher Eden Mor in the art of lap dancing.
“Perhaps you are wondering why you are dressed the way you are,” Michelle asks Eden. “You are dressed the way you are because all men love strippers, and nothing turns a man on more than having his girlfriend or wife dance for him.”
The training begins in today’s chapter, “The Art of the Lap Dance.” Plus a behind-the-scenes video with extras and bloopers.
Big-Boob Finishing School: The Art Of The Lap Dance
Daphne Rosen pops Maggie's cherry in Boob Science, our version of the mainstream movie Weird Science.
My favorite scene from any non-porn movie is probably toward the end of Unfaithful, when the dude with the French accent bends Diane Lane over a table and fucks her right in the hallway of his apartment building. (I mean, did you ever think you’d hear the mother from My Dog Skip beg to be fucked? Me neither.) The scene only lasts about a minute and there’s zero nudity, but it’s still somehow one of the hottest things I’ve ever seen.
Which made me think.
Imagine the hottest, sexiest scene you can remember from any mainstream movie. Now imagine the unedited porn cut of that same scene. Holy shit, I just blew your mind.
I’m all-in with Diane Lane getting it from behind in Unfaithful. Think you can beat it? (Pun intended.) Let’s hear yours. And, hey, if they’re good, maybe we’ll pick a few and recreate the porn versions just for you.
Like this shot from Boob Science.
Rachel Rocketts in her SCORE days, 1996.
The five-time SCORE magazine and Boob Cruise ’98 model and exotic dancer from Dearborn, Michigan (October ’95; October ’96 with Candy Cantaloupes; November ’98 and other editions) has been totally off the radar for over a decade. The last time I talked to Miss Rocketts was in 1999. All I knew was that she was occasionally dancing at a club called La Chambre in Detroit, Michigan,
Then, last week, I got an email from a friend and longtime SCORE reader.
Rachel on Green Cay Island, Boob Cruise '98.
“Hey, Elliot. Interesting thing recently. I spent a weekend in Detroit and, lo and behold, across the street from my hotel was a strip club. I naturally had to stop in and check it out. While I was there, I got dances from Rachel Rocketts, of all people. She was a house dancer, not an advertised feature. She told me she had been in SCORE and done the Boob Cruise. It was a place called Bouzouki in downtown Detroit a few blocks from Ford Field and Comerica Park.
“I walked in and she immediately caught my eye. I asked her for dances and she introduced herself as Rachel Rocketts, which sounded familiar but I wasn’t sure. I named off several big-boob entertainers I’ve met and she knew several of them. She did great dances. Boobs looked pretty much the same. She had blonde highlights. Very pretty woman. If I would have been with her much longer, I probably would have cum in my pants. She said she worked there on weekends of Tigers games. If I get a chance, I’ll go back to Detroit to see Rachel.”
So things aren’t that bad in Detroit, after all, despite the bankruptcy.
And now we know the answer to the title of this Blog.
Rachel on deck during Boob Cruise '98.
Year of the Snake! The cast of the DVD Mamazon The Movie. Get your copy today at eBoobStore.com.
Holly Halston takes two at SCORELAND and in the DVD My Wife, Your Meat!
SCORELAND Blog readers love giving their opinions (which, I guess, is what blogging is all about). Here are the results of recent Blog polls.
First, one of my favorite polls:Which busty mainstream celebrity would you most like to see in a fuck film? Christina Hendricks, the only good reason to endure the plot-less TV show Mad Men, is the winner with an astounding 53%. I think Dexter is one of the best shows on TV. If Christina Hendricks played Dexter’s sister (rather than the spectacularly flat-chested Jennifer Carpenter), it would be the greatest TV show in history (surpassing the episodes of Maude when busty Adrienne Barbeau showed up wearing tight tops). Dolly Parton tied for second with 14%, pretty impressive considering she’s 66 years old. Sofia Vergara also had 14%. Then came Mariah Carey and Salma Hayek. I would have included Jennifer Tilly in the poll, but she’s been faking cleavage and big tits for years (although I certainly appreciate her efforts).
Several months ago, we asked, “What do you like most about women’s bodies after big boobs?” And the winner was…pretty face at 37%. Who says we men are shallow? “Nice pussy” didn’t even finish in the top three (although great ass did at 22%). I asked Elliot this question and he said, “Their brains.”
After watching Stephanie Stalls getting double-pounded at SCORELAND, we asked, “What do you think about DP in girl-boy-boy scenes?
Back in the day, Sierra and Autumn-Jade hooked up in one of the greatest girl-girls ever.
Well, talk about a split-decision…41% said they love it. 35% said they hate it. But 17% also said they like it once in a while, so the majority (58%) wants to see some DP. We’ll see what we can do. Not all girls will do DP. Most girls won’t even do anal.
And, finally, the age-old question, “Do you want to see more girl-girl at SCORELAND?”
You know, I’m always getting letters from guys asking for more girl-girl. And whenever I do, I think, “Unless times have really changed, these guys are in the minority.” Well, they are because 58% turned their thumbs down to more girl-girl.
So, to recap, most of you would like to see Christina Hendricks getting DP’d. I’m definitely in favor of that.
Newcomer Charley J. Matthews gets my vote.
Today is that day. You know what day I’m talking about, especially if you’re from the United States. It’s that day you’ve been hearing about for the past four months and don’t even want to think about. That’s why you came to SCORELAND, not to read more about that day but to avoid that day.
So I’m going to help you. I’m going to provide a respite from the noise. I’m going to tell you that no matter what happens tonight, there’s always tomorrow. And in these parts, yesterday, today and tomorrow always mean big tits.
Tahnee plans to celebrate Erection Day by inviting an erection into her ass!
Yesterday, newcomer Charley J. Matthews debuted at SCORELAND. Charley is from Wisconsin, and I could tell you what’s going on in Wisconsin today but…hey, like I said, I’m not going there. The Green Bay Packers are from Wisconsin. Cheese is from Wisconsin. Charley is from Wisconsin. Paul Ry…nope, I’m not going there.
Kelly and Lana ask, "Can't we all just get along?"
Today, Tahnee Taylor, a 40something divorcee with big naturals, is new at XLGirls.com. Tomorrow, Tahnee gets fucked in her ass. Tahnee told me, “I’m a shy girl, but I love getting fucked in my ass.” You know, these days, with all the political ads on TV and all the promises, a voter can feel like he’s getting fucked in the…oooops, sorry. I promised I wouldn’t go there.
And tomorrow at SCOREVideos.com, a classic girl-girl scene featuring bosom buddies Lana Lotts and Kelly Madison. There’s nothing more American than two hot, busty chicks getting it on with each other. Lana is a blonde. Kelly is a brunette. And if a blonde and a brunette can get along and even kiss and suck each others’ tits, even people of different political persuasions can…fuck! I almost went there again!
Happy Erection Day. Oh, by the way, voting for the SCORE and Voluptuous awards is going on now at SCORELAND. So far, there have been no reports of voter suppression.
In Angela White Finally Fucks, Angela White finally fucked. Maggie didn't.
The other day, I said to Maggie Green, “Have you ever been so close to two people fucking without actually fucking?”
“No,” she said. “I’ve been in threesomes, but I’ve always been having sex in them.”
Of course, we were talking about Maggie’s three-way with Angela White and Juan in the DVD Angela White Finally Fucks. In that DVD, Maggie jacks cock and tit-fucks cock and, as she fondly recalls, “I even inserted the cock in Angela’s pussy. That was hot!”
It was hot. But I also said to Maggie, “There was something a little third-wheelish about that, wasn’t there?”
She agreed. There was.
Now, you might be wondering why I was talking to Maggie Green. And why we were talking about sex and being a third wheel and fucking.
I mean, after all, this is a girl who, as recently as 2009, didn’t even show her pussy.
Why would I be talking to Maggie Green about sex?
The erotic pleasures of cuddling and neck kissing.
The sensuous and intimate moments of the love between a man and a woman filmed through wine glasses.
You will see none of this garbage in the two new DVDs just added to SCORE‘s official on-line store.
So down, nasty and dirty, these DVDs were not released to the eBoobStore.
Two's company, three's a party.
SCORE Threesomes features that most universal of male fantasies: one man and two women.
It also has two scenes of big-boobed sex bombs in double-headers.
SCORE regular Brittany O’Neil and Florida MILF Amber Lynn Bach each wipe out two dudes.
Karen Fisher and Kelly Christiansen team up for action with a single guy dreaming about a fantasy fling.
Daylene Rio and Sara Jay give one man a hard time and a hard way to go with their raunchy bed skills.
Christy Marks and Carmen Hayes use their extreme flexibility to get in fucking positions the people who wrote the Kama Sutra didn’t know about.
Are you man enough to handle Daylene?
XXXtreme Daylene is dedicated to the one and only bad-ass busty angel from the city of angels, Daylene Rio.
“Guys have told me that they wished their women were like me,” Daylene said.
The four hour super-disc stars the busty Latina brunette in 12 XXX wall-to-wall fuck and tits ‘n’ tugs scenes. Plus, you’ll get to know Daylene in between-the-scenes interviews.
Story? Plot? Acting?
Watch Gone With The Wind for that.
See the two trailers at eBoobStore and watch in awe as these SCORE Girls flex their sex.
Then bring it on home.
Day Seven turned out to be the most-challenging by far so far in the “20 for 20” gift-pack giveaway at SCORELAND. Only one person answered all three questions correctly. None of the questions turned out to be easy (although all of them could have been answered by doing a little research on SCORELAND).
Which of these SCORE Girls is not Canadian?
A) Taylor Steele
B) Platinum Peaks
C) Tiffany Towers
D) Candy Hall
Candy Hall was born in Florida.
Who was the first guest on the first episode of SCOREtv?
B) Africa Sexxx
C) Daylene Rio
D) Morgan Leigh
Morgan Leigh was the first person with boobs to grace the SCOREtv set in Episode One.
How many different locations has Natalie Fiore had SCORE shoots in?
D None of the above
Natalie Fiore has done shoots in Nassau, Prague, Grand Bahama Island and Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.
Thirteen gift packs, each containing a highly-coveted SCORE polo shirt and cap (and more), remain to be won. Study up, SCORE Men! We’re not just giving these things away! You’re going to have to earn them.
Natalie sinks her fingers into Micky's boob-meat.
As I blogged earlier in the week, Micky Bells and Natalie Fiore meet in a cabana at SCORELAND this weekend. I’m posting this shot because it captures the adoration and admiration of one big-boobed girl for the tits of another big-boobed girl. The look of joy on Natalie’s face as she feels the size and pliable softness of Micky’s huge breast is beyond priceless. I’m convinced that girls who love tits suck the nipples of other girls better than most guys. They love to suck and be sucked when they get the chance.
That got me to thinking about other busty babes on SCORELAND who share the sheer love of big tits, so I put on my climbing boots and took a trek through the mountains of the SCORE nation. There are too many to list, so here’s just a handful of what I could bring back as souvenirs.
Sierra and Autumn have their hands full.
Autumn-Jade and Sierra. Not the first interracial girl-girl (I think that title goes to Barocca and Brittany Andrews on Boob Cruise ’97), this pair-off teamed one of the hottest black porn stars with Alabama’s bustiest GND. We had Sierra play photographer and Autumn play the model. I’ve met pretty female photographers before but none ever built like Sierra.
Do busty girls suck the best because they know best what they like done to their tits?
Brandy Talore and Angela White. Angela once said that she wanted to be a Hooters Girl when they opened their first Australian branch. Hooters’ loss was our gain. Brandy had become a hardcore porn star by the time she hooked up with Angela for this hot motel room session. Angela was years away from doing guys on-camera. I love the hands-free, hard suck that Brandy does in this shot and how they’re absorbed in this.
Christy Marks and Angela White. Angela again because this merger with Christy on Eleuthera Island is a winner. They became instant BBFs (Busty Breast Friends) the second they met. It’s difficult to tell who was the more aggressive of the two, the more boob-besotted. It looked like a draw to me. Either way, Christy and Angela both looked very satisfied and happy at the end.
Angela sucks tits better than most men.
Summer Sinn and Cindy Cupps. Even though Summer and Cindy took very different paths, the one time they got their boob on is one of my favorites.
I was going to use a great photo of Cindy sucking Summer’s left nipple in their hotel room after they met on the beach. But then if you had been on the beach yourself that day, this is how you would have seen them. This is when your brain starts to overheat with anticipation and the expectations of what’s possible. Mainly a solo model, Cindy had a kinky glint in her eyes in this and in her two other girl-girl scenes with Crystal Gunns and Kandi Cox. I’ll be spending more time this weekend looking back at more big-titted tit-lovers who pump me up.
Once you start, you can’t stop.
What would you do? Offer to put lotion on them? Ask them to play Frisbee?