My name is Alexandra (better known as Allie around the office). I’m the editor of 18eighteen and XL Girls, two completely different magazines. On the average day, I go back and forth between looking at itty-bitty titties on tiny teenage girls and mammoth-sized mams on curvy women. I appreciate both of them, but today, I’m here to talk about huge, juicy boobs.
Recently, a big-titted friend of mine told me that she wanted to get a breast reduction. When she told me she wore a DDD-cup bra, I scoffed and said that wasn’t even that big. You see, there was a point in time where I thought a C-cup was big. Aside from really nurturing my inner pervert, working at SCORELAND changed my opinion about boobs. Fuck a C-cup. Give me F, G, H! I can honestly say I didn’t know what big was until I perused my first issue of SCORE. (And if you’re curious, I LOVE Sharday.)
In fact, in my life before SCORELAND, I never really thought about boobs at all. But now I’m obsessed with them, especially huge naturals. When I’m sitting at my desk writing copy for XL Girls and looking at a rack that could double as a bookshelf, I can’t help but wonder what it’s like to squeeze and knead and juggle such large breasts. How heavy are they? Are they squishy or firm? Would they make good pillows? Could they knock me out with a single blow?
I was determined to find answers to some of my questions. And opportunity knocked when Renee Ross arrived for a shoot at our studio recently. Walking into the fitting room, I felt dwarfed by her guns. First of all, those puppies are HEAVY. She put them on my head, and while they worked very well as a warming hat (I swear my head got cold when she took them off), I think my neck got a workout from supporting that load. Judging by their size and weight, a single shimmy to my face would probably put me in a coma. And finally, while standing behind me, she placed her hooters around either side of my head, and I discovered a new use for big boobs: ear muffs.
That experience sealed the deal. I’m officially a boobaholic.
DJ with Lorna Morgan & Brittany Love, Boob Cruise 2000.
DJ is a four-time Boob Cruiser, sailing with SCORE on the1995, 1997, 1998 and 2000 Cruises. He’s also a charter subscriber to SCORE magazine. DJ was in South Florida for the first time in nine years and visited the SCORE building. While we gave him the guided tour, we asked him if he’d like to guest blog, and he accepted. The floor is yours, DJ:
It’s been over ten years since I last visited SCORE Land (not the web site SCORELAND but the real, honest-to-God location in Miami). Since then, SCORE headquarters has moved from its modest offices just off the highway in Southwest Miami to a very impressive, spacious building on a tree-lined boulevard in the city of Doral. For folks not familiar with southern Florida, that’s code for an upscale, recently-developed mini-city near the airport. It was easy to find on my cab ride from the hotel.
A few folks are still around since my last visit: John Fox, SCORE’s publisher, editors Elliot James and Bruce Smith, photographer Peter Wall, art director Steve and Internet genius E. A couple of those folks remember the early days of SCORE as fondly as I do as a charter subscriber. Nowadays, when I pick up SCORE or Voluptuous at the newsstand, they come with a DVD. Back in the old pre-Internet days, the magazine came with a newsletter.
I first heard about Peter from one of those pack-in newsletters, when he did his first layout for SCORE magazine with SaRenna Lee. Peter and I became friends later on the 1995 Boob Cruise, when I was a brand new amateur photographer, and I enjoyed watching him at work and learning a few things from the master on that and later Cruises. Last time I came to South Florida, I visited Peter at his old studio in Fort Lauderdale, where he was a freelancer. Now he’s a SCORE Studio employee at the SCORE building with lots of sets and lights and a big make-up room next door. I couldn’t spend much time poking around in there because they’re busy shooting…as usual, I’m sure.
I met Elliot on the Cruise, too, and used to see him from time to time at the big events in Las Vegas. We’ve stayed in touch over the years. Elliot moved from Vegas to Miami a long time ago to stay closer to the heart of the SCORE operation. Bruce and I haven’t stayed in touch, but we remember each other from the many Cruises together. I remember Steve because he was the art director of a photo shoot from the 2000 Boob Cruise that I actually appeared in as a guest model with Ariana and Tanya Danielle.
There are a couple of girls here modeling on different projects. During my visit, I got to meet Persia Monir as she was on her way to a conference room. She’s a MILF but much more than that. She has an incredibly tight little ass and long gorgeous legs. She placed her hand over her tush as she walked away from me, but I got a decent look anyway.
Later I got to meet Renee Ross as she was getting ready for a photo shoot with Peter, and she blew me away. I’m an old-time SCORE man, and Renee is a Voluptuous model, but she would appeal to any SCORE fan. Renee let me hold her breasts for a bit while Elliot took some photos so I’d have a memento of my visit. Her boobs are big and heavy and feel very much like Linsey Dawn McKenzie’s (you’ll have to take my word for this, but I really do know; one of the advantages of being a multi-year Boob Cruiser). They tell me Renee has just appeared in the issue of Voluptuous that’s on the stands now (October ’09), but I can already predict that she’ll be back in many more. She’s gorgeous.
Before I leave today, I need to poke my head into John Fox’s office and plead: One more time, John. One more Boob Cruise, for old time’s sake!–DJ
I mailed press kits of our big new summer movie Mamazon to several of the most respected adult reviewers in North America and the UK, and the first review has hit the press.
This really cool poster was designed by Gil, our resident film buff.
Bob Preston wears many hats at XBiz and XFanz, an adult news company in Los Angeles. He’s a reporter, a journalist and a film reviewer. Bob also loves big tits like we do, so I was interested in his take on Mamazon. Bob’s a big fan of Christy Marks and Karina Hart, so I figured a movie with naturally chesty girls would hit the right kind of jungle drumbeat with him. With his kind permission, here’s part of his review, courtesy XBiz.
“I’ve been a fan of The SCORE Group for years, but I don’t think I’ve seen them attempt a feature before Mamazon, their newest release. Let’s hope they continue to throw this kind of money at their projects because the result is a slippery trip through boob heaven and hell spread across two disks.
“As they’re wont to do, SCORE rounded up some of my favorite busty babes in hardcore today for a series of steamy boy-girl scenes and one all-girl orgy that will keep me warm at night for ages to come. Favorite scenes in the title include a hot fuckfest with longtime fave Alexis Silver and Rachel Love, as well as another wonderful appearance by relative newcomer Alia Janine and her 34FF-cup tits.
“Kali West also pops up, looking better than ever, and that brings me to the fantastic special features, which include a behind-the-scenes featurette (West reveals that her boobs have ballooned to a G-cup here), as well as bloopers, outtakes, deleted scenes and loads of photos.”
Take a look at the official site, MamazonTheMovie.com. There are some trailers and a photo gallery I know you’ll enjoy.
Jungle babes have a lot of fun beating up trespassers, judging by this mamazin’ blooper reel. Girl power gone too far?
