Categories for Hardcore XXX

Want some? Well, yeah, I’d like as much of Billie Jean Austin as I can get

March 1, 2024 by Dave 3 Comments

Don’t you wish that Billie Jean were your lover?

The most famous lines from the Michael Jackson song “Billie Jean” go, “Billie Jean is not my lover/She’s just a girl who claims that I am the one/But the kid is not my son.

But the lines from the song that best apply to SCORE Girl Billie Jean Austin go, “She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene/Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one/Who will dance on the floor in the round.”

Forget dancing. I’d rather fuck her. Although I’ll dance if that means fucking later. Or if I can just grab her tits. Or brush against them.

In the photo above, “Billie Jean seems to be saying, “Want some?” And, indeed, that’s what she is saying because seconds later in her scene today at SCORELAND, she’s getting her tits handled by a lucky guy and sucking his dick.

Now I can’t get that fucking song out of my head.

Today at SCORELAND, Holly Does Hardcore Again!

February 16, 2024 by Dave Leave your thoughts

Holly also can’t believe she’s fucking on-camera.

Holly Garner‘s third hardcore scene, the one that’s not in the movie Ultimate Holly Garner, is live today at SCORELAND. By my count, that makes this:

1. Three more Holly boy-girl scenes than I ever thought I’d see.

2. One more than Linsey Dawn McKenzie and Chloe Vevrier did.

3. A good reason to stay home this Presidents Day weekend.

Not surprisingly, Holly is leading the voting for SCORELAND Model of the Year, although there’s still a long way to go. Alexya and Barbie Nicole are currently running two-three. Kira Liv has a whopping lead for Newcomer of the Year, which also doesn’t surprise me. And the Big-Boob Hall of Fame voting is way too close to call.

Have you voted yet?

Because a guy can’t do everything…Rhea sucks her nip while Peter eats her pussy

February 9, 2024 by Dave Leave your thoughts

Rhea creates her own magic.

It is an anatomical fact of life that a man can’t eat a woman’s pussy and suck her tits at the same time. He can fuck her pussy and suck her tits at the same time, and I have actually seen very flexible women who can lick their own clits, but combined pussy-eating/nipple-sucking is impossible.

Knowing this, that it’s either get her tits sucked or get her pussy eaten but not both, Rhea Creates, aka Rhea Creates Magic, creates magic in today’s SCORELAND posting by sucking her own nipple while Peter eats her snatch. By the way, I’ve been a big fan of the word “snatch” ever since Morris in the movie Slapshot said, “Here’s to all that gorgeous snatch down in F-L-A.”

Kudos to Elliot for titling today’s scene “Rhea Creates Stiff Dick.” She does that. And kudos to Rhea for her dick-sucking mouth, jiggling tits and fine ass.

Okay, I have a question. It’s about jacking off, so if that subject makes you queasy, SPOILER ALERT! Anyway, you’re jacking off to a video. But then you think about something else and switch to another video. And then another.

Basically, how often is the scene you start jacking off to the scene that you end up cumming to? Sometimes, jacking is a journey that unexpectedly takes you from one place to another.

 

Hey, Sofia Vergara, you wanna see giant boobs? Look here!

February 2, 2024 by Dave 7 Comments

I was watching that new show Griselda on Netflix the other night, and although I didn’t care much for it, I did like the way it showcases Sofia Vergara’s boobs. She wears a lot of outfits that showcase her tits and bends over quite a bit, too. So I might watch the show again just for that.

Anyway, I went looking for information about Sofia’s hooters and came across this recent quote from her: “My giant boobs and my body opened doors for me.”

Okay. Let’s just stop there. “Giant boobs”? Sofia has very nice tits, just like Adrienne Barbeau (from Maude and Cannonball Run) and Sally Struthers (from All In The Family and those hunger commercials), and Dolly Parton has very nice tits, but “giant boobs”? No way.

You wanna see giant boobs? I’ll show you giant boobs.

Nicole Colina’s boobs are much more than three handfuls. They’re like 10 handfuls!

Nicole Colina, who returns to fuck today at XLGirls.com, has giant boobs. Natasha Sweet and Kira Liv have giant boobs. Sofia Vergara has big boobs compared to the average woman, but giant boobs?

Give it a rest.

You want to see big boobs? Watch Griselda. You want to see giant boobs? Leave that to us.

Notice to Cheyenne’s friends and family: If you see this photo, take a deep breath. Calm down. Everything is going to be okay.

January 26, 2024 by Dave 3 Comments

The people who know Cheyenne would be shocked to see this photo of her. Guess they really don’t know her, do they?

Cheyenne Duvallon, a MILF from Switzerland who has big tits and a voracious sexual appetite, said, “My colleagues and family are sure that I am a serious and strict girl who wants a serious career, but I am not like that.”

Nope. Today at SCORELAND, she sucks and fucks for all the world to see. At 40SomethingMag.com, you can see her getting ass-fucked and spreading her ass wide so a young dude can shoot his load into her butthole.

I guess that’s serious stuff.

Here’s more serious stuff. According to Dr. Cassann Blake, “Wearing a bra doesn’t affect the risk of breast sagging.” I saw the same info on a Columbia University website.

If this is true, women can go braless whenever they wish as long as they don’t mind their tits bouncing and their nipples poking through their tops.

I love bras, but I’m also okay with that.

 

Man stuck in Kat Marie’s cleavage. News at 11.

January 20, 2024 by Elliot James 2 Comments

Berry is putty in Kat Marie‘s hands. She can seduce him with minimal effort. Controlling guys is her specialty. Remember, she’s a professional fem-dom. “Goddess Kat” drains him dry.

Myself, I’d like to see Kat return to SCORELAND for more scenes.

He’s stuck on Kat Marie.

The miracle of not cumming in seconds when huge-titted Nicole Colina is closing in on your cock

January 19, 2024 by Dave 3 Comments

A photo like this illustrates why I have the utmost respect for porn studs.

The dude’s pants haven’t come off yet, and spectacular newcomer Nicole Colina is on all fours, closing in on his trouser meat, her gigantic, natural tits hanging.

At this point, the average boob lover might be done. He’s seen all he really needs to see–a pair unlike any he’s seen before–and, so, alas, he shoots his load in his pants before Nicole can even take his cock out and suck it. The ballgame is over, perhaps to be continued later.

But porn studs…they somehow maintain their composure. Not only do they not cum right that instant but they make it through blow job, tit-fuck, pussy fuck, sometimes for over 30 minutes, before finally cumming. Some people are impressed by a Major Leaguer hitting a 100 MPH fastball or a soccer player curving the ball into the net from 30 yards and an impossible angle. I’m impressed by porn studs performing under the extreme pressure of their balls wanting to explode.

A girl like Nicole, who fucks for the first time on-camera today at XLGirls.com, can have that effect on a guy.

Nicole Colina hangs out with this lucky guy.

It’s here: Ultimate Holly Garner, featuring Holly’s first two XXX scenes

January 12, 2024 by Dave 4 Comments

When we call a movie Ultimate, you know it’s special. Linsey Dawn McKenzie broke her hardcore cherry in Ultimate Linsey. Autumn-Jade went all the way for the first time in Ultimate Autumn, as did Julia Miles in Ultimate Julia Miles, Susie Wilden in Ultimate Susie Wilden and Dawn Stone in Ultimate Dawn Stone. You get the idea.

And now, available at eBoobStore.com, the movie we thought we’d never see: Ultimate Holly Garner, featuring the former Newcomer of the Year and always all-time great in not only her first hardcore scene but her second, too. Plus, there’s the girl-girl scene in which she fucks Molly Evans with a strap-on and three solo scenes (just in case you need a warmup). It’s available on DVD or for immediate download.

I’m not sure which Ultimate movie I’d put second on the list of most-surprising (probably Ultimate Linsey), but Ultimate Holly Garner is definitely No. 1.

PLUS: You can grab Ultimate Holly Garner (and any other movie in our catalog) as part of the ongoing Buy 2, Get 1 Free sale at eBoobStore. The sale ends January 18.

FYI, Holly’s second XXX goes live today at SCORELAND. DVD (or download) or SCORELAND membership, there are only good options here.

 

Things you can do while waiting for Holly Garner to fuck again next Friday at SCORELAND

January 6, 2024 by Dave 14 Comments

Holly is ready for more cock.

1. Jack off a few more times to Holly’s first hardcore.

2. Check out huge-titted MILF Billie Jean Austin in action with a guy half her age at SCORELAND.

Unfortunately, Billie Jean is not my lover.

 

3. Enjoy newcomer Nicole Colina’s giant naturals at XLGirls.com. Words cannot do justice to the size of her naturals. I’ve also previewed her XXX scenes, which go live in a few weeks, and not once did my eyes go to her pussy, I was so focused on that rack.

The spectacular Nicole Colina.

 

See? Time’s gonna fly.

 

Newcomer Alexis Kay and the mysteries of life

December 29, 2023 by Dave 1 Comment

This lucky dude has the right idea.

Alexis Kay, who debuted yesterday and is fucking today, says, “I don’t get enough sex.”

Sometimes I have to ask, “Who are these girls hanging out with?” How is it possible that a horny, big-titted, beautiful blonde hottie like Alexis doesn’t get as much sex as she wants?

This is one of the mysteries of life that Elliot and I hope to solve in 2024. I’m not optimistic. Elliot and I have lived a lot of years without solving these mysteries.

Alexis is from Nebraska. She used to be a cheerleader. My mind is spinning from imagining those big boobs bouncing on the sideline. She told us she had double-Ds in high school. Yay, team! She also said, “When I go out, I love to wear low-cut tops that show my cleavage.”

And the hound dogs don’t come running? How can that be?