Categories for Hardcore XXX
December 9, 2023 by Dave
Meet Thayana. Meat Thayana.
So, we’re working on the new issue of Thick ‘n’ Curvy magazine right now, and one of the girls who’s going to be in the issue debuts this weekend at XLGirls.com by sucking cock and fucking. To me, she’s the definition of thick ‘n’ curvy. Her name is Thayana, she’s from Colombia, she’s only 21 years old and she has braces.
She also has big, natural tits, a round, fuckable bottom and insane curves. As you can tell by this photo.
According to something I just read, “Waist-to-hip ratio is nearly the same for both boys and girls until puberty, when estrogen causes a girl’s hips to widen as stores of fat accumulate on her hips and thighs. Wider hips are an indicator of fertility, which is why men have historically preferred women with pronounced back-to-buttock curves. Also, studies have found that women with hourglass figures tend to be more fertile.”
Honestly, the fertility factor never pops into my head when I see a girl like Thayana. What I think is, “I want to fuck her.” And if that gets her pregnant, well, so be it. But it’s not my goal.
Thayana calls herself Thayana Baby. I call her Curvy ‘n’ Fuckable.
BTW, the big shoot that we’ve been waiting for? It still hasn’t happened. Maybe it’ll happen this weekend, but I’m not holding my breath. And, yes, I’m very disappointed.
November 24, 2023 by Elliot James
Aly Guzman turns on the heat today in her first hardcore XXX scene with a guy. I didn’t think Aly would take the plunge, so I’m happy to know my predictive skills are inaccurate.
Aly’s talked to us about sex since she debuted in 2019, but on-camera, she’d only gone as far as toy play.
The guy in this scene, Fernando, is one lucky dude to get his hands on Aly’s massive naturals. You could spend hours on those sucklers.
By the way, Aly is not the girl Dave has alluded to in his blog post.
Aly is ready for the pipe.
November 17, 2023 by Elliot James
Lizzie is that special kind of girl who leaves ’em wanting more. I’m sure the key word in the comments today about Lizzie will be “more.”
Can you guess what Lizzie’s superpower is?
November 11, 2023 by Dave
Fuck shoes, a butt plug and the willingness to do anything make Safira my kind of girl.
Elliot, ever the poet, calls Safira Yakkuza‘s new scene at SCORELAND “Deep in Safira Yakkuza’s Ass.” For me, at least, one of the highlights of this scene starts at 20:10. The dude has had his cock deep in Safira’s ass for a long time. He withdraws, and Safira decides to engage in some ass-to-mouth action. She licks his shaft. She tongues his balls. And then Safira goes down lower and tosses his salad, to which the guy responds by lifting his legs so Safira can get in there deeper. Elliot writes, “That makes her hotter to get more cock in her pussy and butthole. She sits on top of Steve and gets fucked in both holes. He pumps her ass first then sticks his dick that’s fresh out of her ass right into her pussy.”
Safira told us, “I love anal. I love having fingers put in my ass. I do it to myself also. I love to stick my tongue in a guy’s ass and lick it up and down. When I give a blow job, I like to suck and lick the balls too. Give it a nice tongue bath. I like to swallow cum. ”
Safira is only 5’2″. She looks so sweet, innocent and little (other than her huge tits). And then she does that. I am not complaining.
November 4, 2023 by Dave
I realized we haven’t played “Guess Whose Tits” for a while, so to get back into the swing of things, here’s an easy one.
I’ll make it even easier. Elliot writes, “Your girl [FILL IN THE BLANK] is her usual playful self, giggling, wiggling and jiggling her way to your heart at XLGirls with her big smile, big eyes and even bigger 38G-cup tits, fur-lined pussy and bootylicious ass-cheeks.”
On another subject, so I’m sitting at Fuddrucker’s (the burger chain where, by the way, we discovered Mia Khalifa) when I look over and see a man and a woman, probably in their early 20s, sitting across from each other. She’s wearing a top that’s so low-cut, I can see about 90% of her very big, obviously natural tits. No bra. The shirt is mostly backless, too. And the dude sitting across from her has his face buried in his cell phone for about 10 minutes, never looking up, and he’s not taking pictures of his girlfriend’s tits.
Or maybe it’s his sister? But who would wear that to go out for dinner with her brother? I mean, what was going on here?
I know I don’t have to tell you guys this, but always respect the tits. Always pay attention to the tits. Do not ignore the tits. It’s rude and insensitive. The woman should wear burlap sacks over her tits from now on, but then again, why do we have to suffer for her boyfriend’s insensitivity?
October 21, 2023 by Dave
Yep, that’s a bikini Charlotte is wearing.
What is newcomer Charlotte Queen wearing in this photo? Is it a dress? Is it a bikini dress? Well, it turns out that Charlotte is wearing a bikini and a skirt, and you’ll be happy to know that it all comes off and Charlotte, 100% naked, fucks herself with a dildo today at SCORELAND.
And about that bikini…I just returned from a trip to Spain and Italy, Sicily in particular. And there I was, touring Villa Romana del Casale, a villa in the middle of Sicily that dates back to the 4th Century and is famous for its mosaic titles, when I saw this:
Well, I don’t have to tell you how gobsmacked I was. These girls from the 4th Century, maybe earlier, are wearing bikinis, while I’d thought for forever the bikini wasn’t invented until 1946. But here’s proof that the bikini is over 1,700 years old. And one other thing: It looks like beach volleyball was invented 1,700 years ago, too!
And another thing: Elliot’s blog Thursday about Kim Beltran, in which he says he was surprised Kim did hardcore. I gotta tell ya, I was really surprised that Elliot was surprised. I thought from the first time I saw her that one day, and perhaps very soon, we’d see Kim sucking and fucking.
So, to summarize:
Bikinis invented in the 4th Century: Shocked.
Kim Beltran doing hardcore: Not shocked.
By the way…Spain…particularly Barcelona. How come I never knew that it’s one of the big-tit capitals of the world? Slim, stacked women all over the city are walking around in tiny, midriff-revealing tops and no bras. I strongly suggest Spain for your next vacation.
October 13, 2023 by Dave
Safira gets the cock ready.
Spanish hottie Safira Yakkuza debuted at SCORELAND last month, and it was very nice. This very thin, very stacked Spanish chick is a real hottie with a body that’s worth more than a few jacks.
But when it comes to Safira, hardcore is what she’s all about. This girl is one of the boldest, sleaziest porn performers I’ve ever seen, and today at SCORELAND, she sucks and fucks a big cock and enjoys it. Coming soon: Anal. And salad tossing. And ass to mouth. Because this girl does it all.
“I usually masturbate daily since I’m always hot,” Safira said. “I like the vast majority of sex positions. Oral sex is my favorite kind of foreplay. When I do a blow job, I love swallowing cum. If I don’t finish a blow job to the end, it’s not fun for me.”
Ah, but that would deprive the guy of the chance to fuck her pussy and ass, although I guess he could come back to that later. Safira would insist.
October 6, 2023 by Dave
To me, smartphone or hot, busty babe like Ashlyn Peaks doesn’t seem like a very difficult choice. Ashlyn, who looks bustier than she was the last time we saw her, is dressed to go out, tits pouring out of her tight dress, but Nicky has his head buried in his smartphone. Eventually, sanity prevails, but they don’t go out. They stay in. Because, in reality, Ashlyn isn’t dressed for a night on the town. She’s dressed to fuck.
Coming soon (because I know you really care about this kind of thing): Proof that the bikini was invented about 1,600 years earlier than we previously thought. I saw the proof with my own eyes.
Smartphones are making guys dumb.
September 22, 2023 by Dave
Safira is the epitome of super-slim ‘n’ stacked.
When I heard that a girl named Safira Yakkuza was debuting at SCORELAND Thursday, I thought, “That’s great! Another Japanese girl.” We haven’t had a lot of Japanese big-busters, but we just inducted one, Hitomi, in the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame. So here’s another. Then Elliot told me she’s slim ‘n’ stacked. Great!
Stupid me. I was thinking “yakuza,” as in the Japanese mafia. Safira is not Japanese. Far from it (about 6,000 miles as the crow flies). Safira is from Spain, and as you can see in this picture, she’s really slim and really stacked.
Well, we haven’t had many Spanish girls, either (Bridgette B. is one who comes to mind), so, welcome, Safira.
Today at SCORELAND, another busty babe, this one from the U.S. of A., makes her debut, and she does it by sucking and fucking. That’ll get their attention! Put your hands together (if you’re not using them to jack your cocks) for the beautiful, talented, blonde babe Bad Bella, who’s not bad at all. She’s very good.
Bad Bella shaved her snatch and wore crotchless panties for her debut.
September 22, 2023 by Dave
Natasha Sweet sleeps naked. That’s one of the things I learned from her new video at XLGirls.com.
She wakes up horny. That’s another thing I learned, although it just confirmed my suspicions, which are that Natasha is horny all the time.
She calls for her boy toy. He’s there in an instant. Before long, he has his cock between her tits and in her mouth, sometimes both at the same time, and then in her pussy.
Can you imagine what it must be like to wake up every morning, look over and see Natasha? I have to wonder why this guy got out of bed and didn’t just wait for Natasha to wake up. Maybe she kept bumping into him with her boobs and waking him up.
Anybody who knows me knows that Natasha is one of my all-time favorites, and in all honesty, I can’t think of whom I like better than her. Her combination of huge, creamy, chest-dominating tits, sexuality and sex skills is pretty much unmatched. She had me at, “I’m a street hooker who gets picked up by two guys and goes back to their apartment.” That was one of her first scenes back in 2016, and it’s still on my play list.
Natasha Sweet. You can call her The Greatest.
Natasha’s not leaving her bed until she gets some action.
When Natasha calls, be ready for her.
