Categories for Holidays

Reyna Mae goes for a ride at XLGirls

July 24, 2017 by Elliot James 3 Comments

Reyna Mae gets picked up when she’s lost and her phone has conked out. She tries out one of those new stick shifts before they leave the car. No worries. He’d already parked. Distracted driving is not safe.

Reyna Mae is about to blow it totally.

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Merry Christmas. Here’s your gift from SCORELAND

December 24, 2016 by Elliot James 14 Comments

Meet Milly Marks. (No relation to Christy Marks before you ask.) Here’s your season’s blessing, all five sexy, luscious feet of her.

Milly is only 20 years old. She’s a natural 36H and says she lives in a house with all girls. I think she’s super-great, even if I do say so myself.

“I wear a lot of crop tops that are tight on my chest and accentuate them even more,” Milly said. “Although it doesn’t matter what I wear because people stare even if I’m wearing a giant sweater.”

I already know the question a few of you will ask. The answer is yes.

You’ll meet Milly today along with a special message from Demmy Blaze in Europe.

Happy hooter holidays.

One week left for 2016 and look who enters these hallowed halls of happy hooters.

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Today is Thanksgiving. Who’s cooking?

November 24, 2016 by Elliot James 1 Comment

Our kind of food network.

Today at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com, two of the popular girls spend some quality time in the kitchen.

At SCORELAND, we have Alexya and her culinary cleavage taking over.

At XL Girls, newcomer Nila Mason whips up something tasty.

The turkeys are missing, and that’s a good thing.

Both girls have a method of food handling that is not only approved, it’s encouraged. They juice their bodies the right way.

This is our version of a TV food channel.

On this day, we give thanks for all of the big-boobed girls who have spent quality time in our Hall of Hooters.

Nila Mason knows how to whip things up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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When life is about making choices, and they’re all Yummy!

November 23, 2016 by Dave 1 Comment

Ms. Yummy offers up her succulent ass for Thanksgiving.

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving in the United States. It’s a day when people all across America are going to have to make choices.

Go to mom’s house first then the in-laws or the other way around?

Who to sit next to Uncle Bob, who always “accidentally” cops a feel of any young woman who’s sitting next to him?

Dark meat or white meat? (And if you want the drumstick, you’d better get off your ass quickly when dinner is served.)

Pumpkin pie or pecan pie?

Brick, the guy in the photo above, loves big tits. He also loves big asses. But, fortunately, he doesn’t have to choose between two girls because Ms. Yummy has it all.

Ms. Yummy is the perfect name for a girl at Thanksgiving time. Everything about her is yummy. She thinks cum is yummy, and she gets a load of guy gravy all over her big naturals.

 

A suggestion: Tell Uncle Bob to check out Ms. Yummy’s XXX photos and videos at SCORELAND.

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Katie Thornton: A holiday of hooters

December 24, 2015 by Elliot James 1 Comment

Everyone’s got a North Pole when more photos and videos of Katie Thornton are delivered by Santa to SCORELAND.

For this occasion, jiggle belle Katie is wearing the official Santa’s helper costume. It’s a good thing the workshop has central heating.

See this full photo set and video today. She’ll set your Yule log on fire.

With Katie dressed like this, Santa Claus must be coming.

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What are you giving thanks for this Thanksgiving? The guy who’s attached to that cock is giving thanks for Sheridan Love

November 26, 2015 by Dave 3 Comments

Sheridan Love prefers cock to turkey. I made that up.

I hope Sheridan Love doesn’t drool like that at the Thanksgiving table, although I’m sure she doesn’t. Sheridan is a nice, classy girl, and she knows saliva strings aren’t welcome at most holiday tables.

Today, I’m giving thanks that Sheridan decided to do her first boy-girl scenes in 2015 and did them with us.

Sheridan is giving thanks for all the big, hard porn cocks we gave her. She gets another one today at SCORELAND.

In the coming days, you’ll be giving thanks for Cathy Heaven in a sleazy DP scene and new photos of Katie Thornton and newcomer Danniella Levy.

And have I mentioned that Roxi Red returned to our studio a few weeks ago? I haven’t? Her boobs are bigger than ever. GINORMOUS. I’ll try to drop a photo on you this weekend.

Meanwhile, Happy Thanksgiving.

 

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Happy Halloween from Sheridan Love and SCORELAND

October 30, 2015 by Dave 9 Comments

Nice pumpkins, Sheridan

I’ve never been a big fan of Halloween, but maybe I’m ready to change my mind.

Halloween is tomorrow, but Sheridan’s getting it started tonight.

Trick or treat? If Sheridan were turning tricks, I’d take her treats.

In other news, Allie Pearson, who’s still a week away from making her XLGirls.com debut, was back in our studio this week.

Hmmmm…now why would we bring back a girl just three weeks after she shot with us for the first time?

 

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Happy 4th of July from Sha Rizel and SCORELAND

July 4, 2015 by Dave 2 Comments

Sha is a great admirer of the U.S. of A.

Some people wrap themselves in flags. Others wear Uncle Sam hats. But Sha Rizel doesn’t have to do any of that to express her patriotism.

Of course, Sha isn’t American. She’s Ukrainian. But that’s besides the point.

Recently, there has been a lot of controversy over the Confederate flag. There will be absolutely no controversy over Sha’s use of the American flag on her fuck-me pumps.

You can see the rest of this photo set inside SCORELAND. Raise your flag pole for the great Sha Rizel and the girls of SCORELAND.

 

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