Categories for Holidays

It’s Flag Day in the U.S.A., so we have some patriotic flag wavers

June 14, 2013 by Elliot James 7 Comments

On this day, June 14, I looked into the SCORE Archive for some flag wavers in honor of Flag Day.

This is the SCORE way of honoring the American flag, and these honeys wave their big flags well.

Flag Day in Australia is September 3, but Angela White has brought a lot of happiness to American boob-men, so I’ve added her too.

Rockell.

Summer.

Amber.

Crystal.

Kayla & Maxi.

Angie.

 

 

 

 

 

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Micky Bells demonstrates the boob goggles effect

March 17, 2013 by Elliot James 12 Comments

You know what beer goggles are. The more you drink, the better someone looks.

Our St. Patrick’s Day Blog is about boob goggles. With boob goggles: The more you drink, the more boobs you see. I will explain with visuals instead of words, using the lovely and ultra-chesty Micky Bells as your cocktail server to demonstrate the boob goggles effect. See Micky at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com.

We begin with a beer at 6PM.

6 PM. The boob goggles effect is about to begin.

8 PM.

10 PM.

Midnight.

2 AM. The boob goggle effect is now complete.

 

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Brandy Dean: Do redheads have bigger ta-tas?

February 20, 2013 by Elliot James 30 Comments

Erin go Bragh-less

This is an old question that’s been tossed around for years. I would need to devote a huge amount of time to scientifically research this subject, so I’ll have to pass. Statistically, I’d guess that redheads don’t have the edge any more than brunettes or blondes do.

Seamus asked if Dave and I could compile a list of Irish and Irish-American all-time great bra-busters. Here’s one fair-skinned SCORE Girl I would include: Brandy Dean from Ohio.

Brandy has Irish-American heritage. Her 38DDD Irish taters also have areolae so large, I think of her when the waitress at the International House of Pancakes brings my short stack of buttermilk pancakes.

SCORE and Brandy have a history. Miss Dean’s first appearance was in the Holiday ’01 issue, but before that, her first photos were published in the October ’99 Naughty Neighbors when she was a newcomer discovered by Kayla Kleevage.

Brandy always looks the same. She never changes. I’m guessing she keeps that pale skin out of the sun.

Surprisingly enough, big-tit hounds don’t approach Brandy like you’d think they would. I mean, look at the cleavage on this girl. I’m sure it doesn’t bite.

“Guys look,” Brandy said. “I can see that they’re looking, but they don’t come up and talk to me. Maybe they’re intimidated. At least that’s what I think.”

It’s hard to believe, but that’s what Brandy said.

Do me a favor. If you ever see Brandy, at least please say hello to her.

I personally think St. Patrick’s Day was promoted and played up so busty Irish-American redheads would be induced to go barhopping after work and get drunk or take off work to stand in the street and watch the parades.

A set of Brandy posts today at SCORELAND.

Add butter and syrup and you're all set.

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Dancing in the New Year

January 1, 2013 by Elliot James 6 Comments

I have spent many a happy hour since my wayward youth watching girls with big boobs dance their tops off while I sat with glazed eyes and a satisfied soul.

Let me count the ways I’ve seen their boobs: shaking, quaking, bouncing, hanging, banging, clapping, slapping swinging, jiggling and wiggling.

In bars, clubs, theaters, flea traps, dives and peepshows.

At parties, on boats, at street festivals, raves, expos, conventions and contests.

People don’t change and neither do their habits.

I don’t need booze to celebrate New Years. I get boob drunk on dancing babes.

“I don’t think it matters what you call them; strippers, exotic dancers, ecdysiasts, bump-and-grinders, burlesque queens, lap dancers, peelers, or striptease artists, they are amazing and that’s all there is to it,” Maria once blogged.

“I’d rather watch girls dance than see them use sex toys or do hardcore,” our friend Jack once commented in a 2011 Blog.

Here’s to busty strippers such as Mianna Thomas!

Tip your local dancer!

 

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!

December 31, 2012 by Maria 8 Comments

This is how some people party on New Years.

The end of the year is here and it is time for parties full of chicks in sexy dresses who are all clamoring for a midnight kiss…while most of you are trying to slip them the midnight dick. 😉
And while you may attend some good parties, I will tell you that no one parties like SCORELAND.

I mean, look at that pic above.

Those are the kind of ladies you will probably find at your New Year’s Eve festivities.

And while they are cute…

they have nothing on the kind of girls that party at SCORELAND.

Allow me to demonstrate with one of the greatest party girls of all time, the one and only Hitomi.
And before you enjoy her photos, allow all of us at SCORELAND to wish you a happy and safe New Year and we hope that you all end up with a busty babe tonight!

When Hitomi shows up, it's a party!

Hitomi shows up with libations for everyone.

Hitomi dresses for the occasion.

Hitomi serves a drink the best way she knows how.

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After Titmas, the clean-up begins!

December 26, 2012 by Elliot James 1 Comment

I kept writing “Season’s Breast” instead of “Season’s Best” on my holiday cards. I had to throw out a bunch of cards. I might need a vacation.

No one ever mentions the day after Xmas because it’s anti-climactic. It’s returning gifts to the stores. It may be apologizing for saying the wrong thing after a few too many drinkees. It’s cleaning up the huge mess leftover from Xmas dinner. It’s heading back home if you’ve been away. It’s dealing with the morning hangover or bloated bellies from one too many trips to the dessert table. It’s disposing of all the reindeer poop.

But after Titmas, now that’s something else. That’s fun.

Because after Titmas at SCORELAND, we always have a clean-up squad of nubile maids with big boobs to tidy the place. Here are a few from our rich history of hiring the right maids.

They’re just maid to be busty.

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MERRY TITMAS! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

December 25, 2012 by Maria 4 Comments

Leanne Crow's jiggle bells are impressive!

On behalf of all of us here at SCORELAND,
we want to wish you all a safe and happy holiday season!
MERRY TITMAS!

 

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