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Areolae and Nipples: A deep discussion about dugs.

August 9, 2009 by Maria 4 Comments

Howdy SCORElanders and tit aficionados.

Today I want to talk about two subjects that are near and dear to my heart: areolae and nipples.

You see, I think that big tits are great but only because every tit out there has its own personality based on what kind of dug it’s sporting. There are all sorts of nips and areolae out there, and I’ve always wondered if anyone else categorizes them like I do. When I see a pair of big tits, I automatically assess the type of dug and file said tits into their own class.So I figured why not share my thoughts on nipples with you guys, eh? I would love to know if you guys have your own categories for areolae and what they are. Let’s discuss!

And now, without further ado, let’s take a quick stroll down Dug Street, gentlemen.

-Maria

Pepperonnis: Otherwise known as "chicas", these areolae are darker in color and usually found on Latina ladies like Paola Rios.

Pepperonnis: Otherwise known as "chicas," these areolae are darker in color and usually found on Latina ladies like Paola Rios.

Mocha Mams/m&m's: Dark and lovely dugs that look like they taste like chocolate. Janet Jade's got a great pair of m&m's.

Mocha Mams/m&m's: Dark and lovely dugs that look like they taste like chocolate. Janet Jade's got a great pair of m&m's.

Pink Perkies: Tiny nipples and tiny, areolae that are usually lighter in color like June Summers'.

Pink Perkies: Tiny nipples and tiny areolae that are usually lighter in color, like June Summers'.

Pierced Pups: Any type of nipple sporting jewelery like Alexis Amore's.

Pierced Pups: Any type of nipple sporting jewelery like Alexis Amore's.

Super-Sizers: When areolae are large and make up more than 40% of the facade of a big tit like Denise Davies' dugs.

Super-Sizers: When areolae are large and make up more than 40% of the facade of a big tit like Denise Davies' dugs.

Faders: When areolae are so faint in color that they kind of dissappear into the rest of the tit flesh like Bea Flora's do.

Faders: When areolae are so faint in color that they kind of dissappear into the rest of the tit flesh like Bea Flora's do.

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Rating: 4.6/5

Talkin’ dirty with Kelly Shibari…

August 7, 2009 by Maria 10 Comments

Ha! I said it was only a matter of time before I got to chat with Kelly Shibari, and I was right! I stormed into our studio today and basically stole Kelly from her sit-down interview with our XL Girls editor, Allie Q. (Sorry, Allie!)

Why did I do that?

Well, ever since someone commented that I look like Ms. Shibari, everyone in the office has been calling me Kelly. So I thought it would be fun to talk with her, and yes, I wanted to see her tits in person…and I did! Lester, our video editor, played cameraman while I chatted with Kelly and subsequently almost fell when the wood floor I was standing on split open and swallowed my high heel! lol Kelly was a great sport, teaching me how to talk dirty in Japanese and letting me rest my head on her tits, too. (I fucking LOVE laying my noggin on a pair of big tits. Pillow tits are my place of comfort.)

Check out the video below of my first encounter with my Asian “twin.” LOL!

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The absolute worst pick-up lines ever told to SCORE Girls

July 29, 2009 by Elliot James 3 Comments

We’ve had a semi-regular section for several years in SCORE magazine called “The Absolute Worst Pick-up Lines Ever Told to SCORE Girls.” SCORE Girls are hit on a lot, so they hear a lot more of those cheesy pick-up lines than the average girl. When they come in for a shoot, we ask them if they can remember some of the worst zingers. Some don’t but some do. When they do, we write them down. These lines are so bad, they smell.

That’s why we recommend that if you ever meet a SCORE model in the real world…a nightclub, an event, at an airport…just be yourself and dump the pick-up lines, the reverse-psychology insults and all the other pre-set scripts and comments that the pick-up gurus sell on the Net.

You might luck out.

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Rating: 4.6/5

Giggling chicks, jiggling tits!

July 28, 2009 by Dave 8 Comments

When busty babes giggle, their big tits jiggle. That’s the lesson of today’s boob-blooper reel of Karina Hart and Ashley Sage Ellison, filmed on-location in St. Martin, in the Caribbean. Karina, whose native language is Czech, tries to interview Ashley Sage Ellison (a native Brit) in English, and the more things don’t work out for her, the more they work out for us. Personally, I’ve never seen a clothed babe look more jackable than Ashley does in that piece of fabric she’s calling a dress.

Karina and Ashley, two of our greatest finds ever, are featured today in SCORELAND in a comparison set that was also photographed in St. Martin. I’m guessing you’ve never seen two bigger pairs of natural racks in one photo shoot.

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Rating: 4.5/5

“I love a cock sandwich with me in the middle!”

July 27, 2009 by Dave 5 Comments

Got your attention? Thought so. The words are from German slut (and I use the word with all admiration) Annina, who’s one of the main attractions at SCORELAND these days. Why? Because this little nymph with the tiny body and giant tits is taking on Shane Diesel’s giant cock in exclusive photos and videos.annina1

Now, you know that movie Weird Science ? Well, if you could create the perfect woman, she’d look and sound like Annina. She’d say things like:

“I like sex with more than one guy. I love double penetration. I love to blow.”

“I like when men cum on my tits, but it is best after they have fucked my pussy or my ass.”

“I had men in my mouth, ass and pussy at all times, and these 10 men were just watching us.”

You get the impression that if you were going out on a date with Annina and told her you were taking her out to a restaurant, she’d say, “Why? Let’s just fuck!” If you tried to buy her jewelry, she’d say, “It is beautiful, but I would much rather have your cock in my ass.”

There are other women like this. The trick, of course, is to find them. Which is something we at SCORELAND seem to have a gift for.

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Rating: 4.0/5

Why SCORE models should never have boyfriends

July 24, 2009 by Dave 5 Comments

Today on SCORELAND, Cassandra Calogera sucks and fucks…something that never would have happened if she hadn’t dumped her boyfriend.

Listen, if I’ve seen it once, I’ve seen it a hundred times: Boyfriends keep models from doing the things they really want to do (like have sex with strangers on camera). Wanna fuck up a perfectly good model? Give her a boyfriend.

Christy Marks, who interviews Cassandra in this fascinating video, doesn’t have a boyfriend, and she took on Ramon’s giant cock in one video and got ass-fucked in another. Cassandra told her jealous boyfriend to hit the road, and now she’s fucking in movies like Stacked Street Sluts and SCORE POV.

So, if a SCORE Girl ever comes up to you and says, “I want you to be my boyfriend,” the proper response is, “Sorry, babe. I’d love to, but I have my fellow SCORE Men to think about.” Thank you.

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Rating: 4.2/5