If you're going to jack off in the library, let's hope there's a busty librarian like Alena Snow to jack off to.
I was just going through the comments that members post on SCORELAND when I came across this from a member: “I’m sitting in a library using the Internet and I’m trying to jack off without getting noticed.”
Whoa, buddy! Jacking off in a public library…not a good idea.
Jacking off in your car (or car-jacking)? I’ve heard of that.
Jacking in the stall of a public restroom? I’ve definitely heard of that.
And, according to UrbanDictionary.com, the definition of pocket pool: “To indiscreetly play with your balls and catch a quick jack. Example: While sitting in ms.davis’s class and everybody is staring and she is like, hey what are you doing, and i am like look bitch i am itching my ball for gods sake, would you like to help me out….go to the office, but …..mmmm can i wash my hands first…”
But jacking off in the library? Listen, I’m not even going to ask if that’s legal. I’m sure it isn’t. I hope he was at least playing pocket pool and hadn’t actually whipped it out.
And, please, guys: If you’re going to jack off in your local library, please make sure SCORELAND or any of our other websites are not on the screen when you get caught and banned from the library for life. Or arrested. And don’t jizz on the books!
Anyway, my point is…where was the most unusual place you’ve ever jacked off?
Personally, I highly recommend restricting your J.O. activities to the privacy of your home, private office or a sealed bathroom stall. But, you know, sometimes the feeling hits and you just have to reach down for a feel. Play a round of pocket pool.
She debuted last week flying solo and then returned quickly to fly with a joystick. Anjii looked very highly qualified as she got a grip on things and rubbed it the right way.
With her looks and body, Anjii’s got us in the palms of her hands. Which is a good place to be.
Tyjack comments: “Dear Anjii, What can I say but, WOW!! You are a beautiful lady with a FANTASTIC set of boobs and a dynamite pussy. Thank you so much for being here, I hope to see more of you in the future.”
Check out this clip and then steer over to SCORELAND for Anjii’s full, hands-on treatment.
With the addition of the comment boards in SCORELANDand on the Blog, you can send your thoughts about a set, a video or a model immediately. And that’s great except many of the comments are one or two sentences. Rarely do I see anything longer than a paragraph. It’s just the nature of the electronic times we live in. Texting, Twitter, Facebook and all the rest. Everything is in short bursts.
Before the miracle of the Web and home computers and instantly transmitting our feedback, there were the old-school letters columns. “Scorecard” began in the premiere issue of SCORE (June ’92) and has been part of the magazine every month, with rare exceptions. Intended as a reader forum, “Scorecard” is a place where comments, suggestions, criticisms, ideas, requests and questions have always been welcomed.
How did the first issue get letters? Before launching SCORE, a questionnaire was mailed out to guys who bought big-boob magazines, and those responses made up the first “Scorecard.” After the first issue hit, the mail started to arrive.
The “Voluptuous Letters” began in the Fall ’94 edition of V-mag and was renamed V-Mail in the June ’95 issue. We’ve always encouraged everyone to mail in their comments and tell us who and what they wanted to see. Since the beginning, we have only published the letter writers’ initials, never their full name. The major change we’ve seen over the years is the drop in the traditional stamped letter in favor of emails.
The web version of “Scorecard” was added to SCORELAND in September 2000, although there was an earlier version. Since then, it has been posted every week on Friday, averaging five letters a week. Tomorrow will be “Scorecard” Volume 616. Multiply that by five letters per volume and I’ve run out of counting fingers.
“Scorecard” letters can be informative, quirky, supportive, argumentative, funny, insulting or mindboggling, but one thing is certain: The letters, and the guys (and sometimes girls) who write them, are never boring. Sometimes the models themselves have written in.
Here are six memorable letters.
“Scorecard” #1, Letter 2
No Naked Men!
I think your magazines would be much better if you could stop showing models with shaved pussies and naked men. No shaved girls and no cocks please! Especially naked men is a bore. SCORE is a men’s magazine, not a gay mag! On the other hand, SCORE has showed a lot of attractive girls during the years. I have been buying your magazine since 1996, and I think the publication is great apart from the naked men. If you could concentrate the magazine on the girls, the result would be superb.–Ult S., Uppsala, Sweden
“Scorecard” #44, Letter 1
A.G.E.N.T Of Anus
Zuzanna’s anus is fabulous. Nice dildo insertion picture, too. Why no hardcore stuff? We know she’s a great hardcore performer. SCORE Xtra: Julia Miles and Chloe. Look at those delightful toes! Nice photos of Chloe’s anus and Julia’s finger in Chloe’s vagina. I liked the close-up of Chloe’s anus. Why no close-up shots of Julia’s anus? Nice close-ups of Zuzie Boobies’ anus and vaginal butterfly, though. Corina Curves with a penis almost completely in her mouth is a beautiful sight. Thanks for the close-ups of her magnificent anus. Sally’s toes, anus and nipples were all great. Christine’s anus was another highlight. Ava: Encore with bare feet! Tania Angel reminds me of Tiny Nicky Tease, and that’s a good thing.-A.L., Los Angeles, California
“Scorecard” #102, Letter 4
Pinch Them For Us
As a woman who views your site regularly, I just wanted to write in and say I love your site! Nothing turns me on more than to look at your pictures and videos of women pinching their nipples. I will admit that I pinch mine while looking at them. I love Autumn-Jade and Desirae. But I would have to say my favorite video clip is Melissa Carey. Watching a man pinch her nipples was a real turn on for me. I pinched my nipples just as he did hers while watching the clip over and over and nearly came. By the time I had started touching my clit, I was so wet and excited I came so quickly! Keep up with the pictures and videos of nipple pinching and twisting. Those are such a turn on!–Signed, Just Me
“Scorecard” #115, Letter 4
XXX
You know what? If I was a SCORE supervisor, this would go like this: If models don’t want to do any XXX videos, then I would tell them, get the fuck out of SCORE Group. It’s just like if a football player would tell his coach, I will only run on the left side of the field, you imagine that? Many of these busty models came out of nowhere. Before they came to SCORE, they were nothing. Now that they are famous models and they have $$$, they think they can choose to not shoot XXX. The fact is, they are in their right to make this decision, but SCORE is also in their right to tell them: “Well, if you don’t want to do XXX, then find yourself another magazine or model agency.” See then what they will do. I guarantee you they will change their minds in one hour, bunch of arrogant, materialistic girls. That’s one of the reasons everybody loves Autumn-Jade so much, because she is so enthusiastic and always willing to perform every challenge of her modeling life. No wonder she is one of the most adorable models SCORE has! God bless her. The rest who don’t want to make XXX, fuck them! I’m sorry, maybe I am a little upset, but these kinds of things make me think how when you are in the bottom of the life lane, you’ll do anything, but when you think you got it made, you start bullshitting around and even rejecting what your bosses propose. If I was a SCORE Group manager, I would kick them the fuck out, let them get a job in some supermarket as a cashier. You’ll see how fast they’ll be calling you again and telling you, “Yes, I will do that XXX.”–Sincerely, G.
“Scorecard” #119, Letter 2
Stop The Jacking!!
I have some negative feedback concerning two increasing trends I see. I know The SCORE Group listens to their readers, which is why I would even bother to speak up. First of all, please, I implore you to stop with the constant masturbating references! “Jack”… “get to jacking”… “break out the Bounty”… “21CC salute,” etc. In the name of all that is good, I beg you to stop! You guys have a jack fetish or something. It seems like every cover, every pictorial instructs us to “get jacking!” Enough already! It weirds me out and somehow seems kind of gay that guys are imploring me as to when and how to “jack.” There is something deeply disturbing about your constant reminders. Stop it now! I think we all know what to do if we so choose. I cannot believe I am the only one to feel this way. Please put the issue up to a vote. Another issue is the increasing use of toys with the babes. It seems to be the required thing lately that each photo set includes the girl jamming a piece of plastic to the hilt. A while back, another guy made mention of this, and I totally agree. It might work on video, but something is lost on a still image. I just don’t get it. Guys get off on this? A piece of inanimate plastic? I think many a great photo is ruined by this dildo trend. To me, it’s neither hot nor sexy. My vote…lose it!–Bruce, New York
“Scorecard” #131 Letter 3
Stop The “Stop The Jacking” Comments
Bruce wrote to Scorecard (“Stop The Jacking!” #119) complaining that you guys use too many references about “Jacking.” Please let me respond to him by saying SHUT UP! I don’t care who tells me when/where/how or why to jerk off. If I see a hot lady in SCORE, I don’t need suggestions, but I don’t mind ’em either! He also complained about you showing too many dildo shots. Again: SHUT UP! I am always ready to see a big-titted gal put something up her pussy, whether it be flesh, plastic or a cucumber! I suggest that if Brucie objects to SCORE‘s contents that he go back to Cosmo!–John
Dave mentioned in his June 16 Blog that “Elliot and I might have gone a bit nuts with the gift-pack giveaway trivia questions. Seems as if each day has been tougher than the previous one. ‘Which girl did not appear on Howard Stern’s TV and radio shows?’ Were we kidding? The answer (from among Kellei G, Casey James, Linsey Dawn McKenzie and Dawn Stone) was Dawn Stone, and I wish I had a dollar for everyone who guessed Kellei G.”
However, when Dave and I were coming up with questions and answers, I threw in that the answers were multiple choice, not a much harder fill-in form of answer, and that the answers were all inside SCORELAND. No one had to pour through 20 years of back-issue magazines that 90% or more didn’t even own or, if they did have, were probably stored away in boxes. The answers were clicks away.
For example, I thought everyone would get these two questions from No. 13 right:
Which girl who sailed on the 2000 Boob Cruise would later win SCORE Newcomer of the Year?
A) Morgan Leigh-correct answer
B) Lorna Morgan
C) Ariana
D) Adina
Going to Morgan’s interview, published in its entirety in the Interviews section of “Galleries,” the very first sentence is, “The 2006 SCORE Newcomer of the Year turned out to be a true Cinderella story: Morgan Leigh, who sailed as a passenger on the 2000 Boob Cruise and walked around admiring the big-titted superstars of SCORE magazine, is now, all these years later, a big-titted superstar of SCORE magazine.” The interview is also on video, plus it’s also mentioned in some of Morgan’s pictorials. Until 2006, I had no idea how influential the Boob Cruise was in Morgan’s life.
Can you spot the future Morgan Leigh in this group shot from Boob Cruise 2000?
Which girl did not appear on Howard Stern’s TV and radio shows?
A) Kellei G
B) Casey James
C) Linsey Dawn McKenzie D) Dawn Stone-correct answer
There they were in a “Galleries” Mammary Lane story with Stern sidekick “Fred The Elephant Boy” and nine photos. The story was about Colt, Casey and Kellei G’s visit to New York City for the Howard Stern Show on E! TV in February, 1995. The girls were also given the thankless job of shaving Fred. His face, not his pubic hair…luckily for them.
Linsey appeared on Stern by herself, a show also shown on E! TV when they broadcast Stern. This show aired nationally on February 14, 2003. (I still have that show on VHS tape.) Stern got to see LDM’s boobs, even if TV viewers couldn’t. Just Googling “Linsey Dawn McKenzie Howard Stern” would have brought up the answer.
Kellei G., Casey James and Colt 45 with Fred The Elephant Boy. Casey does not look happy.
And for a topic closer to the present day, there was the question from #9:
Which model never went to Mexico on a SCORE shoot?
A) Jenna Valentine
B) Lovette
C) Hitomi
D) Karla James-correct
Many chose Lovette although Puerto Vallarta is listed three times right on her model page of links, and going to the recent Puerto Vallarta special with Jenna Valentine, Hitomi, Natalie Fiore, Micky Bells and Leanne Crow, there’s no sign of Karla, who was actually invited but couldn’t make it.
Lovette, Via Paxton and Ariana went to Mexico in August 2000 shortly after the Boob Cruise. It’s one of the oldest On Location shoots archived on SCORELAND. Here she is behind the wheel of the Geo Metro that Peter, the photographer, rented to drive to a secluded area.
“I should have had Lovette drive back to the hotel just like that, but that’s asking for a ticket, I suppose,” said Peter, a man who has seen more tits and clits than a gynecologist.
I hope to see more of you take a shot at the questions for this wrap-up week, even if you just feel like guessing rather than looking it up.
Leanne Crow measures up among the Top 20 SCORE Girls ever.
Among the things I’ve enjoyed most so far in the “20 for 20” celebration at SCORELAND are the comments members have been posting regarding the day-by-day unveiling of the Top 20 SCORE Girls of all-time. The comments have been interesting and at the same time civil (in most cases). It’s nice when you guys find a way to compliment a model without criticizing another model (or find a way to say something not-so-positive about a girl without sounding quite-so-negative). The good stuff started on the first day with the unveiling of SaRenna Lee at No. 20. Wrote Jorga, “Really people?? SaRenna should’ve at least made the top 5.” Added SB, “I agree- top three- could even peg her as #1.” But I also liked crajosto’s comment: “This is very sad – she is worthy of the top 3 – most recent popular girls in SCORE should really be Voluptuous models – there should be a cut off at 27 inch waist.”
Okay, that’s a biting criticism. But notice how crajosto didn’t name names. He stated his opinion in a very diplomatic manner.
Some people were surprised that Venera finished 19th. Some people might be surprised that there could actually be 18 girls better than her.
When Venera landed at No. 19, babyblue eyes said what a lot of us were thinking: “Why should it be such a surprise that a newcomer would rate this high? Combine this with yesterday’s gnashing of teeth that SaRenna Lee was only No. 20, and what you can surmise is that there isn’t a lot of historical context among SCORELAND members. Those of us who have been around long enough to have bought SCORE and Voluptuous when they were first issued on the newsstand have an appreciation for the ‘legends’ of the industry, but the number of online votes placed by those early readers are no doubt overwhelmed by those who grew up in the Internet era and might not have sufficient recollection of the likes of Chloe Vevrier or Danni Ashe. But that’s true in any all-time rankings done by popular vote: what’s been published most recently is most recent in the reader’s thoughts.”
My thoughts exactly. But then again…if it’s really true that SCORELAND members lack historical perspective…well, I don’t want to give away the rest of the results, but I will tell you that there’s a lot of historical perspective in the top four, which will be revealed next week. So I’m not sure history has anything to do with it. Of course, that’s a subject for debate.
Members have been reminiscing, which is one of the things a celebration like this is all about. They’ve been telling us who they had in their top five. They’ve been talking about girls who didn’t make the list (so far, that is). They’ve been taking about their love affair with big boobs. There has been a lot of spirited back and forth.
Hitomi is great, but is she too new to be considered among the greatest ever?
Another example of respectful criticism came when Hitomi was unveiled at No. 10. Carney22 wrote, “Not to take anything away from Hitomi; she’s quite lovely, and her breasts are stupendous. But this is just another model whose career began far too recently to be rated this high. This is supposed to be a 20th anniversary series, not a best-of-the-last three years feature. But that’s what you get when you let the readers do the rankings online.”
Okay. Fair enough. But, like I said, get ready for the top four. And remember: SaRenna, Danni, Lorna and Kerry didn’t exactly make their debuts yesterday. They all debuted in the 1990s.
Of course, sometimes, people can’t help but show their fangs, which happened yesterday when Leanne Crow came in at No. 8. Wrote Chuck, “In my humble opinion, to have a model who has never shown pink and never done a b/g scene and is put number 9 in the all time models of SCORE for the last 20 years says one thing…RIGGED! And don’t go talkin about how beautiful she is cause several models placed after her are better looking and definitely show a whole lot more. I’d be willing to bet a Yankee dollar that Ashley Sage Ellison will wind up in the top 5. Gotta take care of them English models, right?”
Well, Chuck, as for Ashley Sage Ellison, you owe us a Yankee dollar. Ashley wasn’t on the “20 for 20” ballot.
As for your accusation that the whole thing was rigged…well, Chuck, if it was rigged, SaRenna Lee would’ve been in the top three.
Anyway, gentlemen and ladies, keep commenting like gentlemen and ladies. This party has been a blast, and we still have eight days to go!
Sometimes we get mail in which fans will ask why models don’t smile more in their photos.
And those letters used to confuse me. I mean, when a woman is naked and offering up her tits for your baby gravy, her smile is really the last thing I used to think anyone would notice.
But today, I understand the power of a smile. In fact, I had a Eureka! moment earlier.
(Please insert epiphany music here.)
I offer up these two photos as evidence of my findings.
Dominno's facial expression screams sex kitten. She looks like she wants to slap me around a little in this photo. Hey, I can get into that.
In this photo, Dominno looks like she wants to fuck me and then tell all her friends how great I am in the sack. Oh, and bake me a pie. And maybe knit me a sweater.
In both of these photos, we see the always sexy Prague hottie Dominno. I had the pleasure of meeting this fox in Hungary a few years back, and she is everything you can imagine she is; beautiful, busty and very, very sexy.
In the first photo, she is not smiling. In fact, this whole outfit and her demeanor screams, “I am hot and I know it and you know it and you are going to fuck me and then I am going to go shopping… with your credit card.” And hey, that’s cool. I am 100% cool with that. I am all about bad girls and bitchy divas. Hot chicks with attitude are, well, hot. Bad girl Dominno can have whatever she demands. I can dig it. She can scowl all she wants as long as she does it topless. If she wears this outfit, I will pretty much let her do whatever she wants.
Then we have photo number two. In it, Dominno is smiling and offering her tits up to me as a gift. That smile? It’s an invitation for more. She is saying, “Hey, I like you. Let’s have sex, and then I am going to make you a sandwich. I want to make you happy. I want to hold your hand. I want to tell everyone that you are the best lay of all time.” Isn’t that friendly? I think so. Is it hot? Hell yes! In a very busty captain-of-the-cheer-squad kind of way.
Does that mean I think models need to smile more in their photos? Well, clearly a smile never hurt anyone and makes a model look friendly and approachable and, well, happy. But does that mean they aren’t hot without the smile? Nope. I can appreciate a sexy fuckface on a woman. I don’t need her to always look like I just offered to buy her a puppy. She can give me a pout or a scowl and still be the sex kitten of my dreams.
But do I get it when fans write in and ask about smiles? Sure. Everyone should smile more often, not just models. 🙂
Michelle May inverts in her November '11 Voluptuous pictorial.
In a recent “Scorecard,” SCORELAND‘s and SCORE magazine’s letters section, B.S. wrote, “How about more athletic tits? High bouncing. Mid-flight shots. Extreme stretch nipple lifts. Trampoline jump sessions. Self-sucking and holding while standing, and in interesting positions. Head and handstands and any other upside-down positions. Hanging views and blue-vein super-close-ups. And look into airborne skydiving.”
I love all of B.S.’s ideas, which we have done and will continue to do, except one.
I am more than leery about the idea of a model diving out of an airplane with a photographer next to her. Outside of it being an extreme novelty, I just don’t see the benefits, and the divers are all strapped up and buckled up anyway.
There are special wind tunnel rides that people can go into that can lift them up. One in Las Vegas is called “Vegas Indoor Skydiving,” where you can float seven feet from the air force generated by a DC3 propeller below the tunnel. However, I doubt if they’d let a girl take her tits out (for liability reasons), and riders have to wear a special flight suit anyway.
The act of jumping out of an airplane aside, I appreciated B.S. taking the time to send us his ideas. If you have any ideas that don’t involve airplanes, submarines, Saturn rockets or any of the insane stunts they do on Fear Factor, feel free to email scorecard@scoregroup.com.
Voted the four girls you'd most like to be trapped with in a mine cave-in for three months.
Merilyn Sakova tit-fucks and sucks a big, fake cock. Do you like this?
Here’s one of the things about being the editor of an international magazine with a wide circulation: You can’t please every single person. What I’m saying is, if your circulation is 50 or a hundred, you had better cater to the exact needs of every single person. But when you’re up where we are at SCOREand SCORELAND? You can try to please everyone, but it’s not going to work.
For example, preggers. Some guys love ’em. They want to see them all the time. Other guys hate them. Never want to see them. Well, it’s impossible to make both sides happy, so what do we do? We try to give the pregger lovers enough of what they want without turning off the guys who don’t like preggers.
Hardcore. Now, there isn’t much of a debate about this online. Most SCORELAND members love hardcore. But it’s a different story in the magazine. Sure, most readers like the XXX layouts, but then there are the guys who act offended when a single hard cock shows up in the magazine, even if it’s fucking a SCORE Girl. These guys go ape shit. They threaten to quit. And then I have to explain to them, very tenderly, that we’re not publishing a magazine for one person. We’re publishing a magazine for a lot of people, and I hate to put it this bluntly, but if you don’t like what you see, turn the page. The thing you don’t like to see will be over quickly, and you’ll be back to looking at the things you love.
There are times, though, when we think we have a pretty good handle on the vast majority of our readers and members. Just about all of them, in fact. Such is the case with dildos and other fuck toys. Back in the early 2000s, a girl fucking herself with a dildo in a magazine was a big deal, partly because we had never seen such a thing in newsstand magazines. That made it hot. But over time, most SCORE readers and SCORELAND members have soured a bit on dildos. They’d rather see the girl’s unobstructed pussy or, perhaps, the girl fucking herself with her own fingers.
But then, just when I think I have the whole thing figured out, I get this letter from J.P. of Daytona Beach, Florida. J.P. writes: You have those fake cocks with balls that look real. I think they are made by Doc Johnson. A lot of our SCORE favorites don’t do porno. So why don’t you give us photos of them sucking one of those fake cocks? The bigger the better! This should be mandatory in all your photo shoots. If they won’t take off their panties, have them suck a fake cock. Give us a closeup of her looking at the camera. This would give the reader the illusion he’s getting a blow job from his favorite SCORE lady.”
Is J.P. a rare bird these days? Or would you like to see the models who don’t do hardcore sucking on fake cocks?
Notice that J.P. didn’t say anything about the girls fucking themselves with fake cocks. But sucking on fake cocks…haven’t we been through this already?
Her name is Lola. She is a showgirl, not a fruit stand owner.
Dave blogged about Lola last January, and it’s safe to say that he was impressed. So was I and so was Maria, who put her in the Holiday ’11 V-mag. To prove that absence does make the hard grow harder, Lola’s back at SCORELAND with fresh photos and a video.
This time, Lola put on a fishnet dress and got into a bathtub with a bunch of floating green apples. Maybe the photographer couldn’t find melons that morning. Or the apples were meant to be photographically symbolic of something, like Eve and the apple.
Lola’s full name isn’t Lola Apples like our American dancer/model Candy Apples. Maybe Lola just likes apples. Aroma scientists claim that the scent of green apples reduces stress and headaches in women. Maybe Lola likes the scent. But vibrators can do that, too.
Anyway, a couple of things are 100% certain and provable. Lola has a beautiful face and body and spectacular, homegrown melons. She’s very sexy and she’s always smiling. She has mad toy skills.
I admit that the Czech Republic can chalk up another victory in the International Boobs Race (IBR) thanks to Lola, a race America is clearly losing to east and west Europe and England.
This really burns my bacon. Where are all the American challengers to Czech girls like Lola? How can a tiny nation of 10 million people produce so many top-notch busty girls who enjoy nude modeling while my country hopelessly lags behind in a recessionary period of big-tit growth? American girls with E-cups and bigger need some kind of wake-up call. And the Czechs make better beer than we do, adding insult to injury. I need to get this country back on top in the IBR.
A SCORELAND member named Basenji1 will be very pleased to see Lola back again. “She has the full package,” he commented back in January. “She ranks along with Arianna Sinn.” Praise doesn’t get any higher than that. Hopefully, we’ll connect again with Lola.
I may not be a poet. But when it comes to apples and melons, I know it.
