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Birthday bliss, plus big-boob debates that never get old

December 8, 2011 by Elliot James 3 Comments

Big birthday shout-outs to Toppsy Curvey (Dec. 9), Kerry Marie (Dec. 9), TracI Topps (Dec. 10),  Casey Cleavage (Dec. 12), Angelina Vallem (Dec 12), Kitty Lynxxx (Dec. 12), Becky Sunshine (Dec. 12), Kellei G. (Dec. 12), Bella Blaze (Dec 13) and Carrie Ashton (Dec. 14). They proved that the earth was not flat.

I was reviewing several older “Scorecard” pages, and when I got to 2002, I found this group of letters that shows no matter the year, some topics have no expiration dates. I’m sure that in 10 years from today, the same issues will be brought up. Some subjects seem to be eternal, and I enjoy reading the different opinions about them.

“As far as I’m concerned, I would rather see all your models without clothing of any kind. Anything that covers up a model’s assets is boring and does not promote the model in any way. I don’t care if other readers think it is ‘sexy’ or not. As I have said, if readers are into models with clothing, they can check out Victoria Secrets or Fredericks of Hollywood or the Sears catalog if they are that hard up. Sears will provide all their needs in the bra and panties section. Please! As for Crystal Gunns seducing me in a tight top, no thanks! She came into this world without a stitch on, and that’s exactly how I want to see her! Why men want to see women back in clothing is beyond me, especially on an Internet site. I mean, it took how long to get them out of clothing? How long did we have to wait for hardcore, then I suppose somebody is going to suggest doing away with that? Let’s go forward, not backwards in our thinking!”-R.D.K.

“I would like to see models posing in more lingerie and sexy clothing like short skirts with hose and garters and cleavage revealing tops. I say that lingerie is incredibly sexy and allows more imagination. Please consider my proposal and keep up the good work!”-Van.

“I have to voice off on recent comments about SCORE models wearing clothing. I enjoyed Kristy’s pictures because of the dress. I like the idea of these busty models wearing tight-fitting clothing and slowly disrobing. Your strip sets are the best! It’s quite titillating to see a woman in provocative, sexy clothing before seeing pink.”-A.G.

“Take a look at photos 11-14 in the set of Ines Cudna [SCORE Studio Gallery 50]. What is missing? Look closely…she is not wearing any shoes! Can you look at that and honestly tell me the shots would’ve been better had you placed a pair of those ridiculous pumps you make the women wear? She looks so sexy and fuckable! The shoes would’ve distracted from the shot as they do in all of the sets in poses like that. Sure, the legs look better in the shoes when they are standing but not lying down or on all fours or on their stomach like Ines is doing. I subscribe to BustyKerryMarie as well, and she also has beautiful feet. Yet every single picture has her wearing some kind of slip-on shoe, even on her back in a bed or on a couch. They distract from the rest of her and need to go. I’m not a foot fetishist, but I love a nice pair of them. I’m suggesting use the shoes for the standing shots, but lose them when lying or doggy-style shots.  Bad enough you apply so much makeup to these women that many would be unrecognizable on the street, but a naked body with just shoes on? It is so unrealistic! Yes, I have had my women prance around a little in heels and nothing else, but when it’s time to hit the bed or couch or kitchen table or wherever, the shoes come off! There is the tendency lately in porn and mags to ‘glam up’ the models with a ton of makeup. Personally, a little more natural look is much more desirable.”–M.G.

“Just read a letter from a guy who’s anti-heels. He’s entitled to his opinion, but, personally, I look at it as an escape from reality and that often involves seeing these fantasy ladies decked out in heels, hose and all manner of trashy lingerie. I’ve always believed that such apparel serves to enhance and accentuate a model’s natural assets. High heels in particular cause a woman’s ass to jut out all the more and who doesn’t love the sight of tits straining against or busting out of tight, sexy tops? I have a particular thing for shoes so I hope you’ll continue to feature them heavily, not that I think you ever wouldn’t.”-K.S.

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Letters. SCORELAND gets letters. 12 years of letters.

November 30, 2011 by Elliot James 5 Comments
Jasmine knows what's good for ya.

Jasmine knows what's good for ya.

Destiny and her stuff!

Destiny and her stuff!

A.W. writes “Scorecard,” SCORELAND‘s letters column: “I’m looking forward to more of Jasmine Shiraz. I hope this was more than a one-time fling. Another girl I want to see more of is Kaytee Carter. She never did that hardcore video. Now that Destiny Rose is doing hardcore and loving it, how about asking Kaytee and Destiny to do a threesome?”

K.S. also sent his take about Jasmine: “Hope to see Jasmine Shiraz again soon. She is extremely sexy looking. I’m impressed that she masturbated all-out on her first trip. I love girls that look like the kind of girls you see at work or in class and will do hot things. That means they are wild in bed and, I hope, proud of it. Elaina Gregory, Catt Green and Beverly Paige are like that also. I think in the back of our minds we think that most girls would never consider taking their clothes off for the camera, and Jasmine contradicts that stereotype.”

Jasmine will indeed be back. As far as Kaytee trying a boy-girl video, let alone she and Destiny teaming up again, only time will tell.

K.H. writes: “I am overwhelmed by ‘The Impossible Dream Girl’ Venera. I read that her name means worship and goddess; both are true. My favorite model is Danni Ashe. I am not one to compare, but I do recognize similarities in women.”

Summer's tits open all doors.

Summer's tits open all doors.

Venera: will she win SCORE Newcomer of the Year?

Venera: will she win SCORE Newcomer of the Year?

W.A. has a different point of view about a longtime topic at “Scorecard” and includes some personal history. He may be bucking the majority–or is he?– but he deserves to speak his mind and be heard: “Since I read ‘Scorecard’ and all the comments under the daily scenes, I know I am outnumbered here by the naturals fans, but I’m happy to say that I  love big boob jobs. I love girls like Annina, Summer Sinn and Brittany O’Neil more than the naturals. I think they are also much hotter and sluttier in their sex scenes than the naturals with a couple of exceptions (Arianna Sinn, Christy Marks). Most of the steady girlfriends in my life have had boob jobs, and most of them got them before they met me. I just zeroed in on them. I love the springy feel and the look of them, especially in bed with my cock sliding between them and into their mouths. In fact, I’ve had arguments with some of them because I can’t keep my hands off their tits when we’re together. When I see a girl with a boob job on TV, I can’t change the channel. So say all you want but don’t knock them until you’ve tried them. I haven’t found a girlfriend with tits the size of Minka’s or Casey James’ yet. The odds would be like hitting the lottery, but I can still think about it.”

Thanks to all the SCORE Guys and Gals who contribute to “Scorecard” (Scorecard@scoregroup.com). With an average of five letters published every week, over 3,000 letters with accompanying photos have been archived in “Scorecard”  since 2000. Keep the tradition alive. Your comments and suggestions are always appreciated!

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A SCORE and Voluptuous mag man who wants to lighten his–ahem–load

November 29, 2011 by Dave 14 Comments
August ’92 SCORE

August ’92 SCORE

Spring ’94 Voluptuous. Back in the day.

Spring ’94 Voluptuous. Back in the day.

Dear SCORE Group,

I’ve been an avid fan of many of your magazines since I first discovered them. At this point, I have nearly every issue of SCORE and Voluptuous, including August ’92 SCORE and Spring ’94 Voluptuous (Premiere Collector’s Issue), both Vol. 1 No.2. Plus, I have most issues of XL and Leg Sex. Almost every issue is in like-new condition. I would like to find others who would be interested in my collection. I’m not talking about those newer issues that you are still offering. I don’t want to compete, but most of what I have predates yours.

Is there any way to connect with other collectors? Could you print my letter with an email address I can set up for this purpose? Do you have a Facebook page where a forum could be started?

Certainly, this would benefit me, but I’d think many of your readers would find value in being able to add to their collections. I can sell my magazines on eBay, but I’d like to find people who appreciate your product, and, hopefully, want more than one issue at a time. Bulk rates like that are tough to do on eBay.

I’m not trying to make a fortune, but I’d like to lighten my load before I move. I could at least pay for future subscriptions.

Thanks for any help you can offer.

Dstar44

dstar44 (AT) comcast.net

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The most-photogenic SCORE naturals ever? How about all of them!

October 7, 2011 by Dave 3 Comments
Aileen Ghettman did not make S.M.'s list of the most-photogenic SCORE Girls, but she could have. Says who? Says me. This photo is part of a very nice set of Aileen that can be viewed at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com.

Aileen Ghettman did not make S.M.'s list of the most-photogenic SCORE Girls, but she could have. Says who? Says me. This photo is part of a very nice set of Aileen that can be viewed at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com.

S.M., a regular contributor to “Scorecard,” from Baltimore, Maryland, writes: “Here’s my Top 25 of your most-photogenic naturals ever. 1. Linsey Dawn McKenzie; 2. Merilyn Sakova; 3. Sharday; 4. Ashley Sage Ellison; 5. Karina Hart; 6. Nicole Peters; 7. Bea Flora; 8. Brianna Costello; 9. Kelly Kay; 10. Natalie Fiore; 11. Taylor Steele; 12. Arianna Sinn; 13. Kerry Marie; 14. Shione Cooper; 15. Sophie Mae; 16. Terry Nova; 17. Chloe Vevrier; 18. Anna Song; 19. Luma; 20. Rhonda Baxter; 21. Via Paxton; 22. Kaytee Carter; 23. Miosotis; 24. Carrie Lynn; and 25. Dawn Stone.”

Got that?

S.M. continues, “Let’s start with the definition of photogenic, according to the dictionary: ‘attractive as a subject for photography.’ I’d say the women above would fit that description, wouldn’t you? Linsey came in at No. 1, which should not be a shocker. She was a borderline celebrity. She was the porn version of Judy Garland, the brunette Marilyn Monroe, the British Jenna Jameson… you name it! I have selected the models for various reasons, some for being very personable, for sensuality, for attractiveness and, most importantly, for smoldering sexuality. Smoldering sexuality lets me know that the model might actually be aroused, which means she’s into what she’s doing or is at least acting like she is, so it’s the thought that counts. Terry Nova, Shione Cooper, Natalie Fiore and Chloe Vevrier specialize in this category.”

“Karina, Brianna and Taylor are the most personable models. They never stop smiling!”

“The most-sensuous models consist of Kelly Kay, Nicole Peters, Ashley Sage Ellison, Arianna Sinn, Merilyn Sakova, Linsey Dawn McKenzie and Dawn Stone. And then you have your hardcore vixens such as Christy Marks and Shione Cooper, who are photogenic when solo.”

Thanks for the list, S.M. But, to tell you the truth, I thought all of our models were photogenic.

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New fan art & busting out the birthdays!

September 19, 2011 by Elliot James 22 Comments
Sydney Simona art by Chris.

Sydney Simona art by Chris.

Chris writes: “Dear Editors, I recently saw some artwork on the SCORELAND Blog and thought I would like to add my drawing of one of my all-time favorites, Sydney Simona, from her first pictorial in SCORE.

“I have to say that her car wash pictorial and her red dress pictorials are my favorites! Thank you, SCORE, for having the most beautiful busty women in the world featured in your high-quality magazine!”

Thank you for the props, Chris, and thanks for sending us your art. Keep up the good work! You have the best subjects in the world.

On the birthday front, we have some tantalizingly topheavy titillators celeBRAting over the next few days. It’s birthday suit time! Happy B-Day, ladies.

Candace Von born Sept. 19.

Candace Von born Sept. 19.

June Summers born Sept. 19.

June Summers born Sept. 19.

Taylor Stevens born Sept. 20.

Taylor Stevens born Sept. 20.

Kaytee Carter born Sept. 21.

Kaytee Carter born Sept. 21.

Busty Kathi born Sept. 22.

Busty Kathi born Sept. 22.

Rebecca Pauline born Sept. 22.

Rebecca Pauline born Sept. 22.

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We think he liked Venera’s Busty Debut

September 14, 2011 by Elliot James 10 Comments
Venera: Venus embodied.

Venera: Venus embodied.

Not long after ordering Venera’s Busty Debut, J.D. sent the staff at eBoobStore an email. Here’s part of it. We’re guessing J.D. somewhat liked Venera’s first DVD. What’s not to like? She’s 100% eye candy.

“I really didn’t think I would ever live to see another slim-and-stacked, all-natural girl as hot as the goddess Merilyn, but this Venera DVD proved me wrong! Yes, God is alive and well, based on this incredibly erotic evidence. Venera joins Merilyn in the exclusive pantheon of all-time greats.

Going back with Devon Daniels.

Going back with Devon Daniels.

“As always, SCORE has the best team in the business working behind the camera, and your hair and makeup people, set dressers, camera man, sound recorder and Ms. Interviewer all hit home runs here.

“In fact, the sight and sound of Venera swaying and slapping her boobs are worth the price of admission alone! She also has the best back view, with her boobs splaying out on both sides, of anyone I’ve ever seen, including the legendary Devon Daniels! And she says her tits are still growing! The final chapter showing Venera in and out of the pool, her body oiled and glistening in the bright, tropical sun, stroking her body with the soft petals of a pink flower, truly defies description…

“What I wasn’t prepared for is what a bright girl Venera is, as she reveals in her interview! When she says she loves to slap guys in the face with her heavy and humongous H-cups–jumping Jiminy!

“Like Merilyn, Venera is a complete natural in front of the camera. Just turn it on and watch her go! Fans of slim-and-stacked women MUST have this DVD in their collections. For us, Christmas came early this year!”

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Beautiful transsexual enjoys sucking on sausages while masturbating and watching big-boob videos. Maybe.

August 16, 2011 by Dave 17 Comments
Brandy Ryder enjoys sucking on big sausages while sucking cock. We have pictorial proof of that.

Brandy Ryder enjoys sucking on big sausages while sucking cock. We have pictorial proof of that. Get FeedHerFuckHer.com free with a membership to XLGirls.com.

We get a lot of emails and letters at SCORE and SCORELAND, most of them from readers and members who have genuine ideas and opinions to express.

But every once in a while, we receive a letter from a reader who…well, who I’m just not certain is being straight (possible poor word choice, as you’re about to see) with us, who I think might be trying to put one over on us. So, what happens is, we decide to publish the letter anyway (because most letters like this are kinda different and kinda amusing), and the writer sits at home laughing and thinking, “Those idiots! I really put one over on them!”

The following letter, published in SCORE, just might be one of those letters. It’s from Lauren G. (address withheld). Lauren G. writes:

“Though I’m a beautiful transsexual fellatrix (that’s someone adept at and who enjoys sucking man sausage a whole lot!), I don’t watch gay porn at all. I prefer to see hot, sexy, ultra-feminine women having sex with men. I can’t stand to see two masculine men, or, for that matter, even two feminine or even butch women going at it, having sex or French kissing. I feel it’s a man and a woman that looks right. That’s why I always wear feminine apparel and makeup. I have my own hair (no wig), and it’s very full and lustrous. I just need huge, natural tits and a pussy. My mind and preferences are 100% female. I don’t like sports, I suck at math, etc. I don’t masturbate to any DVDs, but I enjoy them. I always masturbate while sucking something, usually a big hot dog or a realistic cock dildo like, say, a Doc Johnson Jeff Stryker model. My ejaculation is 10 times more intense while sucking one of these than when not sucking one.

“Whether I’m sucking on a big weiner or a dildo, I always think about someone I’ve already been with, someone whose dick I’ve already sucked. I have a harder time cumming if I think about someone I’ve not been with yet. The size of the hot dog has no bearing on the size of the guy I was with. Besides sucking hot dogs while playing on my computer, reading a book or newspaper or watching TV, etc., I also suck on these big hot dogs while walking on my treadmill a half hour per day and while working  out.”

Okay: Real or not real? Is Lauren G. really a transsexual who enjoys sucking hot dogs while watching SCORE videos and masturbating? Or is Lauren G. more likely some guy named Larry who sits at home watching DVDs and jacking, just like the rest of it, and satisfies his post-jacking hunger with, maybe, a hot dog and a beer? Every part of the letter strikes me as realistic except the sucking on hot dogs part. Who sucks on hot dogs while walking on a treadmill? Doesn’t that defeat the whole purpose?

SCORELAND Blog readers, you make the call!

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And now, a brief word about Blog decorum

July 23, 2011 by Dave 7 Comments
Puma prepares to punish a Blog reader who made an ungentlemanly remark about one of her SCORE girlfriends.

Puma lays the smack down on a Blog reader who made an ungentlemanly remark about one of her SCORE girlfriends.

One of the best things about the SCORELAND Blog is that it’s a place for boob lovers to make comments and share their opinions. For me and the other editors, many of the comments by Blog readers have been interesting, insightful and a way for us to better serve our magazine readers and website members.

With that in mind, we’ve tried to make this an open forum with little or no censorship. So, if you want to say, “SCORE sucks,” or “Dave’s an asshole and I can’t believe he’s the editor of SCORE,” go right ahead. We and I can take it.

And you’re perfectly free to criticize the models and the pictorials with comments like, “She doesn’t turn me on,” or “Her boobs are too small,” or “I don’t like augmented boobs” or something that’s within the boundaries of decency, always remembering that these models are real women who are putting themselves out there for your pleasure.

Which is why comments like, “She’s a pig,” or “She’s ugly” or “I wouldn’t fuck her with your dick” don’t make it past the Blog moderator.

I mean, by putting a little thought into your comment (and taking into account that you’re referring to another human being) instead of firing off the first thing that enters your mind, it’s easy to come up with a constructive or otherwise unoffensive criticism.

So, the reader who tried to comment, “She’s ugly”? Now you know why your comment wasn’t approved.

Other things that won’t get approved: 1.) Links to non-SCORE Group websites; 2.)  Your email address, mailing address and/or phone number.

I mean, even, “I don’t find her attractive,” or, “She’s not my type” or “I liked her better when…” is better than, “She’s ugly.” And if you’re saying, “That’s censorship,” well, yeah, then I guess it is.

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Do we really have to point out that a big, BLACK cock is fucking Brittany O’Neil today at SCORELAND?

July 15, 2011 by Dave 27 Comments
Ashlee Chambers and Lucas. This is interracial…

Ashlee Chambers and Lucas. This is interracial…

…and isn't this interracial, too? Africa with Johnny Rod

…and isn't this interracial, too? Africa with Johnny Rod.

Coincidentally, Brittany O’Neil is doing her first-ever interracial hardcore video today at SCORELAND at the same time we received an email from a magazine reader who I’ll identify only as C.C. Over the years, we’ve received hundreds of letters regarding the interracial debate, but this is one of the most astute.

Writes C.C., “I would first like to compliment you wholeheartedly for the quality of every product produced by The SCORE Group. I enjoy SCORE, BootyLicious, Voluptuous and 40Something, and that pleasure has increased in direct proportion to the free videos you include with the magazines.

“I have sung your praises but now have to give you some hard truths that you as Caucasians may not be cognizant of in your everyday life. In the year 2011, racism is a far cry from what my grandmothers, mother and even I experienced (I’m in my mid 40s), but it is still a reality to the majority of black people in this country. Things are more subtle now, and if your head’s in a hole, you’ll miss the nuances of it when it strikes.

“As I stated earlier, your products get a big thumbs up, but have you ever noticed (porn in general) that interracial only describes a black man having sex with a women of another race, never the reverse? Case in point, your January 2010 issue of SCORE (I dug in my crates, lol). Ashlee Chambers/Lucas pictorial’s copy referenced his ‘black’ cock six times. Come on, fellows! Unless you’re implying your readers are blind and stupid, we can see the brother is black! Your review of the Miosotis (she’s a black hispanic, just letting you know) video, however, never once mentioned a ‘pale’ penis, a ‘white’ wand or an ‘ivory’ cock.

“Also, don’t let the less-intelligent readers guilt you with ‘People, lighten up,’ ‘People should get over it,’ and ‘It’s not that bad anymore.’ It’s not how what you say affects the groups not concerned but the groups that more directly ‘resemble’ the comments.

“Thank you and keep putting out a great product.”

And thank you, C.C., for a letter that criticizes intelligently but never becomes inflammatory. These are all interesting points worth discussing, and before I comment, I’d like to hear what you, the Blog readers, have to say.

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