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Today we address the "Rules of the Room."
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RULES OF THE ROOM
Or, how to avoid getting bounced.
I’ve had my hand pushed away by a lap dancer. But never twice by the same lap dancer. At least not on the same part of her body.
I’ve locked my mouth around a lap dancer’s tit and heard, “Lick. Don’t suck.” And she only had to tell me once.
I’ve had hundreds of lap dances, some good, some bad, some memorable, and by now, I think I know the Rules of the Room.
You’re not going to see the Rules of the Lap Dance Room posted anywhere. You just have to know them.
1. No means no. Listen to what she says! You do not want to piss off your lap dancer. She’s your friend. You want her to make you happy. You want her to want to make you happy. So when she tells you not to bite or suck her nipple, don’t bite it. If you’re kneading her tits like a pile of dough and she says, “Soft, not hard,” then soft, not hard, it is.
2. Do not try to finger her pussy unless she invites you to do it. Don’t worry. She’ll let you know if it’s okay. You’ll be playing with her hips. Maybe your hand will wander over her G-string. And she’ll direct your hand to her pussy. If she does, rub it. If she moans, finger it. The same rule applies to her ass, although I’ve been with only a handful of dancers who let me finger their assholes. Which brings me to the next rule…
3. If she’s letting you finger her, don’t go from her pussy to her ass and back again. That’s an hygienic no-no.
4. Keep your cock in your pants unless she invites you to take your cock out of your pants, which she probably won’t. Violating this rule could get you thrown out of the club if there’s a bouncer nearby.
5. Don’t try to kiss her on the lips. Kiss her ears (but don’t stick your tongue in them), kiss her shoulders, kiss her neck, but don’t try to kiss her on the lips, don’t try to French her and don’t slobber! Besides, for reasons I’m not going to go into here but should be obvious, you don’t want to French her.
6. Remember, a good dancer not only wants to make you happy this time, she wants to keep you as a customer. She’ll let you know what you can do, either by directing your hands or whispering in your ear. On the other hand…
7. A good, professional dancer never gives it all away during the first song. Chances are–and this only goes for a good dancer–the more you invest, the more comfortable she’ll get with you and the more risqué she’ll become. The more certain she’ll be that you’re not a cop. Strippers are like real-life girls in that way. The more time you spend with them, the nicer they are to you. Unless you’re an asshole.
8. Don’t be afraid to make special requests. No, I’m not telling you to say to her, “Blow me.” What I’m saying is, if she’s facing you and you want to see her ass, just say to her, “Let me see your ass.” Say it politely, not gruffly. If she has her ass in your face and you want to see her tits, ask her to turn around. Don’t say, “Turn around, bitch.” Say, “Let me see those beautiful tits again.”
Finally, make sure your cock is facing the right way (whatever’s comfortable for you; for me, it’s up and leaning left). Don’t be afraid to say to her, “Can you give me a second to adjust myself?” She’s been through this routine before. And be discreet when the bouncer or bartender are nearby or in the room. In other words, when the bouncer walks by isn’t the time to shove a finger up her tight little ass.
Know the rules of the club. Know the girl’s rules. If you really like a dancer, build a relationship with her. No, I’m not telling you to take her home to meet the parents. With familiarity comes better, hotter dances.
To be continued.
A reader wrote that Alexya has a "Mona Lisa smile."
Brits wank to Danniella's Babestation call-in shows.
Alexya, “The Girl With Come-Here Eyes,” has a talent for eye-banging that comes through in every pictorial and video she does. And that’s only one of her many assets and skills. She tends to have a serious, mysterious look on-camera. Off-camera, Alexya laughs and smiles a lot. “It’s crazy if I go out with a lot of cleavage showing,” Alexya says. She needs a bodyguard.
Daniella Levy’s the hot chick on British TV. She takes phone calls and persuades innocent men to lose their jeans. You’ll hear how dirty Danniella can talk when you fire up her videos. She’s got the gift of non-stop jack chat and a rack to match. Roddie commented, “I used to go to the club where Danni was a lap dancer but never saw her. I certainly would not have forgotten that gorgeous figure and tits!”
If you’ve ever had a busty blonde hairstylist with her hooters proudly thrust in your face, and an ass to match, you’ve probably daydreamed about scoring with her.
A haircut with Holly Wood is a wood-raising experience, as Tony finds out after checking out Holly from head to toe.
I asked Holly a few questions after the happy, messy ending to this scene. One of her sexiest features is her voice, and she’s got very good oral skills (as in fuck-me talk and cock sucking) that you’ll hear in the video.
SCORELAND: Do you watch porn? What kind? Do you have any favorite male or female porn stars?
Holly: I’m such a perv. The bigger the cock the more turned on I am in porn! I actually have a list of my favorite performers! It would take me all night to run through it!
SCORELAND: Have you watched your SCORE videos or looked at your photos with a guy?
Holly: Most people are shocked when they realize I’m a porn star. You can see the excitement grow as their eyes light up!
Holly's customer is hoping for a bang-up job as well as a blow dry.
That sauna's going to get a lot hotter.
It’s the Dolly Fox show at SCORELAND with a new scene plus a second bonus video.
Dolly’s also the covergirl for the new DVD SCORE Girls.
How could a sauna get any hotter than it already is?
Just have Dolly walk into it.
“I like the attention from men and woman and it’s also much fun to do,” Dolly told me. “They always say that you have the best job when it doesn’t feel like working, and that’s what I found in modeling. With the start of my professional modeling, I photograph myself at home, too, just to be naughty.”
Writes Peter, “I would love to see her and Sandra Star in a shoot. It would be like Daphne Rosen and Morgan Leigh all over again.”
And Seth says, “This model kills it. Many have said it very well: She kills clothes, she is arrestingly hot with poses and camera confidence and charisma that is a total turn on…so hot and I am way hopeful she has many amazing shoots with TSG.”
For those of you who need your Dolly Fox fix, and there are many of you, the new photo set and video “The Blonde Fox” will feed your Dolly addiction.
B.S. wrote about Dolly’s first SCORE magazine pictorial (January 2016), “Dolly’s layout features a wonderful mix of nasty and nastier views that highlight those 43″ cans. Her completely tanned body adds to the fun. Miss Fox has excellent eye-contact that will make jerking off at her all the more fun.”
“More is better. I never try to hide my boobs,” Dolly said. “I like to show what I have, and there is no better place to show what I have than in SCORE magazine. Whenever I go out, I always show my cleavage in tight tops and wear short dresses and high heels.”
"I'm a longtime fan myself of the SCORE Girls," says Dolly.
Being a lover of big-titted ladies, you definitely know how to find and shoot them in the sexiest ways possible. You said Chloe Rose is the girl-next-door, well, I would love to have her living next door to me. What a great set of tits! As the saying says, “Love Thy Neighbor,” and I would love the heck out of Chloe. Chloe also mentioned that she has a bucket list of things she wants to do, and I would love to be one of those things. I love her tattoos. Especially the one on her backside. I think the tattoos show that she has a wild side–which is something I love about girls as cute as her. They say everything is bigger in Texas, and Chloe is a great example of this with those huge, beautiful titties and that big, bright smile of hers. Thank you for sharing Chloe and the rest of these lovely big-titted ladies with us.–B.B.
I am a big fan of SCORE. If I don’t see SCORE at a newsstand or magazine shop, I won’t buy any other magazine. I have been down for the past months but when I purchase SCORE it makes me smile. I go to this one shop and flip through about 200+ magazines until I find SCORE. I buy it at full cost. The women are worth it. They are so beautiful. I, too, am very good looking and might be going to Florida this winter. I hope to visit your studio. About a week and a half ago in Montreal, I could have sworn that I saw Amy Anderssen, but I don’t believe it was her. This woman was smaller up top but almost a match facially. I even called out her name, “Amy!” It wasn’t her. Amy has more kissable lips and nicer eyes, but this girl was very hot, whoever she was.–J.W.
Tigerr Benson dances. Angel Wicky watches.
Is it possible to have a feature or a special edition on hot Orientals/ Asians? Sure, the Asian gals tend to be on the small side for SCORE, but from time to time, there are a few surprises. Is Jade Feng still around? Some of her old shoots would be nice to see. I was very much aware of Hitomi when she was still in Japan. I was blown away then and I’m still blown away when I see her in either SCORE or Voluptuous. Tigerr Benson too. Would it be possible to feature Kianna Dior and possibly Ava Devine? Might as well add Claudia KeAloha. Anyone who looks Asiatic ought to qualify. Ria Sakuragi should be in it, too. What a cutie she is. Oh, what the hell! There’s Kalila Kane. Get her in there, too. And don’t forget the magnificent one from Korea, Minka. Hers must be hardcore. One more suggestion: How about models going topless but keeping their panties on? I would love very much to see garter belts and stockings again. –L.S.
Juliana Simms and Lola are probably the only two girls I consider to be fantasy girls, so I will only comment on those two at this time. I’ll start with Juliana. She is already drawing comparisons to Joana, but I honestly think she is much better than Joana when Joana started. Of course, Joana has grown much sexier. This would be a challenge for Juliana. I’m not sure if she’s quite on Joana’s level yet, but I am certain that she is by far the best newcomer of 2015. Honestly, I would even place her ahead of the lovely Alaura Grey. Juliana is not only attractive, but she is exotic and has a shapely, well-proportioned figure. Juliana has a face pretty enough to be on television or in movies. You guys didn’t mention where she’s from, but I would guess Romania. If she is Romanian, I would say she is certainly the best to hail from there since Joana and Arianna Sinn. As for Lola, earlier I said she along with Juliana are fantasy girls, but I have to retract that. She could become a fantasy girl to me after viewing her a few more times, but I don’t think she is quite there yet. When she debuted, I wasn’t sure how much we would be seeing her since she said she could only model on weekends due to her school schedule. She’s a little braggadocios about her sex skills, but I’m not going to hate on her. She certainly does back it up. Though I said she isn’t quite a fantasy girl yet, maybe her next pictorial will get her there.–S.M.
Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if Larissa Linn was a fashion model. She certainly has the beauty and she poses very naturally for a first-timer. I believe you mentioned that Larissa is natural in front of a camera, so if this is indeed her first time doing modeling of any sort, I would have to agree. Larissa also has a figure most women would kill for and any man would kill to have underneath them while pounding away on her pussy. She’s one of those girls whom I would prefer to not shoot hardcore scenes because the guy and his cock would get in the way of appreciating her perfect figure. Also, in my greatest fantasies, my cock is the only one in the room. So, I am hopeful that I’ll always be able to appreciate Larissa for the lovely angel that she is. I can’t wait to see her again.–R.D.
He's not moving in to kiss Sandra. He's moving in to feel her big tits.
Not a lot of kissing goes on in hardcore videos. The guy’s lips will touch the girl’s tits and pussy. The girl’s lips will touch the guy’s cock. But lip-to-lip action? It’s rare.
So, Sandra Star is not going to kiss her man in the action that follows this photo. But she is going to suck his cock.
A member recently wrote to 40SomethingMag.com, “My wife, who is 60, and her friends all agree that if you included much more necking, foreplay, and sweaty bodies pressed against each other instead of arranging models in typical porn positions, (e.g. doggy, cowgirl reverse cowgirl etc.), you’d raise the heat and passion of the scene significantly. Some of the male models actually turn away from the females like they don’t want to kiss them. What’s up with that?”
I don’t know what’s up with that. I do know that we don’t get many requests for kissing in boy-girl scenes. And notice that it’s the guy’s wife, not the guy, who wants to see more kissing.
Where do you stand on the matter? Do you want to see the guy and girl kissing in hardcore scenes?
Juliana Simms is already drawing comparisons to Joana, but I honestly think she is much better than Joana when Joana started. Of course, Joana has grown much sexier with age. Now, if you were to compare her to Joana currently, this would be a challenge for Juliana. I’m not sure if she’s quite on Joana’s level yet, but I am certain that she is by far the best newcomer of 2015. Honestly, I would even place her ahead of the lovely Alaura Grey. Juliana is not only attractive but she is exotic and has a shapely, well-proportioned figure. Juliana has a face pretty enough to be on television or in movies.–S.M., Baltimore, Maryland
I feel confident in saying I know a special girl when I see one. And this Larissa Linn is special. I discovered my new favorite Voluptuous model thanks to you guys. Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if Larissa were a fashion model. She certainly has the beauty and she poses very naturally for a first-timer. I believe you mentioned that Larissa is natural in front of a camera, so if this is indeed her first time doing modeling of any sort, I would have to agree. Larissa also has a figure most women would kill for and any man would kill to have underneath him while pounding away on her pussy. She’s just too good to be true. She’s one of those girls whom I would prefer to not shoot hardcore scenes because the guy and his cock would get in the way of appreciating her perfect figure. Also, in my greatest fantasies, my cock is the only one in the room. So, I am hopeful that I’ll always be able to appreciate Larissa for the lovely angel that she is. I can’t wait to see her again.–R.D., Buffalo, New York
Being a lover of big-titted ladies, you definitely know how to find and shoot them in the sexiest ways possible. I love their big, beautiful titties, wet, warm, shaved, pink pussies and cute asses. I came across a little cutie named Chloe Rose. What a great set of tits! You said she’s the girl-next-door. Well, I would love to have her living next door to me. As the saying says, “Love Thy Neighbor,” and I would love the heck out of Chloe. I love her tattoos, especially the one on her backside. I think the tattoos show that she has a wild side, which is something I love about girls as cute as her. They say everything is bigger in Texas, and Chloe is a great example of this with those huge, beautiful titties and that big, bright smile of hers. Thank you for sharing Chloe and the rest of these lovely big-titted ladies with us.–B.B., Iowa
“I am a little shy,” Juliana Simms said. “So when men approach me, I am usually quiet. It is flattering when men tell me I’m beautiful. If you keep talking to me, I become more relaxed and outgoing.”
One of our scouts was pleasantly surprised last year when he walked into the florist where Juliana worked to buy some flowers. He couldn’t help but notice her. No self-respecting boob man could miss her.
Our man could have left the shop without talking to her. She could have thrown a vase at him after he asked if she was interested in nude modeling. None of those alternate realities happened. Everything worked out in the end, and Juliana shooting for SCORELAND is what counts. I give thanks.
Today at SCORELAND.
Juliana's a florist. What's her favorite flower?
She’s a super fox. Dolly Fox (January 2016 SCORE) is a reader’s wife who was inspired to try modeling herself. She was an immediate hit with SCORE guys.
It was Dolly’s dream to be on the cover of SCORE, and she got it.
“I’m a longtime fan of the SCORE Girls,” Dolly says. “I like all big-bust models. Minka, Amy Anderssen, Kayla Kleevage and Lisa Lipps are just a few of the girls I have been inspired by. I would love to meet many of them.”
J.H. writes “Scorecard,” “I have been a SCORE fan for many years, since the L.A. Bust days. Dolly Fox reminds me of past SCORE Girls like Morgan Leigh, Danielle Derek, Puma, Alexia Moore and, more recently, Sandra Star, Katie Thornton and Tigerr Benson. Exactly the kind of bodies that I jack to.”
See the trailer video here!
Big tits on a sleek physique. How do tit-men get so lucky?