Categories for Life With Big Tits

Nipple clamps…OMG! or WTF?!

October 10, 2009 by Maria 7 Comments
Clamps: Yay or Nay? We don't know about you, but Diane Poppos seemed to like them!

Clamps: Yay or Nay? We don't know about you, but Diane Poppos seemed to like them!

Ah, tits.

Amazing how two fleshy orbs can inspire so many, right?

Their magic knows no bounds, and thank goodness for that because there is nothing that I like to do more than to sit at my desk and ponder over breasts. Sometimes I like to think about the weight of them or how a certain woman’s tits would feel against my head, but today, I got to thinking about nipple clamps, of all things.

Why? Because nipple clamps fall into a strange category for me. They are, like, um, the Area 51/Aliens of tit accessories. (Bear with me. I know you just went,”Area 51/Aliens? WTF?” but I am typing in stream of consciousness and I promise it will make sense soon. lol) Nipple clamps are an enigma to me. I have never used them myself, but I have heard of their existence. I have never seen them, but I know they are out there and that people believe in them.

Frankly, I don’t know squat about these little clip-on thingies for your nipples…which is why I took it upon myself to ask around.

I asked, “Nipple clamps…are they, like, thumbs up, ‘Oh, my GOD!’ or are they, like, no, ‘What The Fuck?’ for you?”

Corina Curves feels the suction and pinch and hey, it looks pretty damn good.

Corina Curves feels the suction and pinch and hey, it looks pretty damn good.

And you know what? I got a pretty good rundown from the chicks in the office, which I will share with you.

The first girl I asked is Michelle, our web project coordinator. (Hi Micheelllll!! 🙂 ) She said she had never used them and that she didn’t know squat about them, either. (It made me feel less inexperienced, so ty!)

Then I asked Dani, one of our webmasters, and lo and behold, she had used them before! And here is what she had to say:

“I’ve used them before, I think because a guy I was with wanted me to. They just felt like someone pinching/pulling your nipples, but, like, more constant. I dunno, I think I just did it to try it. It’s, like, another form of nipple play. They’re okay. But I have them pierced now, so I much prefer that.”

And there you have it. That, believe it or not, was enough of a testimony that I feel like I could possibly use them in the future…maybe. lol (Thank you, Dani, for your wisdom. 😉 )

Now what I want to know is have any of you guys used clamps on a girl before? Or…on yourselves? (Rawr…kinky!) Let me know. I would love to hear your stories.

xoxo,

Maria

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Titty Fucking 101 With Renee Ross

October 8, 2009 by Maria 20 Comments

Sometimes I get emails from V-Men and they ask me for advice about all sorts of things, but mostly they ask about sex. Some ask about positions and some ask about blow jobs, but mostly they ask about titty fucking.

It’s understandable. Tit men love tits. They want to fuck tits. They want to know the best way to accomplish that.

Hey, I applaud the question-asking by men. As a chick with big boobs, I like it when a man asks me what I like and don’t like and how to get it on with my rack. Question-asking and communication are the keys to a very stellar sex life.

That’s why when I asked Renee to help me with this video, she was all for it. Renee is a nurse, and a stacked one to boot. She was game to give this tutorial and do a quick round of question and answer with me about tits and tit-fucking.

Especially since, very soon, she will be premiering her first tits and tugs video on SCORELAND. Who better than Renee to show you the way of rack riding, eh?

So without further ado, here is the chest-blessed Renee Ross and I giving you Titty Fucking 101.

Take notes!

lol

xoxo

Maria

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Tat for tit

October 1, 2009 by Elliot James 18 Comments

Tattoos on tits. What’s your opinion? Love them? Loathe them? Or are you indifferent?

We don’t see that many SCORELAND girls getting their tits directly inked. At the least, it seems like nearly everyone has one of those bands around their upper arm or ankle. But you know how trends can be. Breast tats go back thousands of years. Egyptian and Polynesian women have a history of boob tatting.

Recent model Selexia Rae's tats extend from arm to breast.

Recent model Selexia Rae's tats extend from arm to breast.

Ariana has large winged angels right above but not on her tits.

Ariana has large winged angels right above but not on her tits.

Summer's bunny tat is small. Make-up can obscure it to a degree.

Summer's bunny tat is small. Make-up can obscure it to a degree.

Over the years, most of the mail about tattoos has been critical. I tried to find a pro-tat letter sent to SCORELAND but couldn’t. T.H. once wrote, “What’s up with all those fucking tattoos? I realize it’s a trendy thing to do all throughout all of society right now, and maybe a small, tastefully done tattoo can be attractive, but so many models have big, hideous-looking art on their bodies and it’s not a turn-on at all for me. So I’d like to request and suggest that you find models without all the ink, or maybe you can wipe out the tattoos with your computer programs or what a lot of people still refer to as airbrushing.” T.H. doesn’t mention video and the fact that the Internet reveals all.

Me, I can live with ink but not on the breasts. I’m a pure skin man.

With her taste on the Goth side, Lilith got a bat on her shoulder and an ankh on her boob.

With her taste on the Goth side, Lilith got a bat on her shoulder and an ankh on her boob.

No ink on Dawn Stone's breasts but plenty on her back.

No ink on Dawn Stone's breasts but plenty on her back.

Julia Miles' tat was very controversial with readers and video viewers.

Julia Miles' tat was very controversial with readers and video viewers.

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Boobs With Brain Power…Hot!

September 27, 2009 by Maria 7 Comments
Dream Girl Fact #1: Michelle knows everything there is to know about cars. In fact, she rebuilds classic cars.

Dream Girl Fact #1: Michelle knows everything there is to know about cars. In fact, she rebuilds classic cars.

I will admit it…I have a soft spot in my heart for geeks and nerds. I find them fascinating. You see, to me, brains are uber-sexy. Now don’t get me wrong, I like a big pair of boobs just like the next boob-lover, but there is something about a girl who is kinda geeky that really revs my engine. It’s what makes me lust for Bailey Santanna (She is a sci-fi geek!) and what makes me lust after one of my favorite V-Mag debuts, Michelle May. She is my dream girl of the moment. (Sorry, I have to be fickle. You guys see all the boobs that come my way! What else can I do but fall in love with a new lady practically every week?)

When I met, and subsequently interviewed, Michelle for the Nov. ’09 issue of V-Mag, she wowed me with her love of cars and sports. Not only does she love classic cars, but she also rebuilds them. And she and I had a long and lengthy conversation about football. She loves the Chargers, FYI. We talked defense and her take on what they would do his season. She was very knowledgeable about sports. (My kind of woman, hubba, hubba…) And then she blew me away with her love of books and because she is a history buff. I mean, she was smart. Not just your average smart. She was SUPER-SMART. Almost intimidatingly so. (I said almost because I, too, am smart, so my brains and her brains kind of fused during our convo. lol)

Dream Girl Fact #2: Michelle loves football. She is not one of the girls who watches and cheers when you cheer. She can TALK football. Impressive.

Dream Girl Fact #2: Michelle loves football. She is not one of the girls who watches and cheers when you cheer. She can TALK football. Impressive.

The combo of her huge rack (it is phenomenal) and her pretty face (she looks like the girl-next-door) paired with her huge brains made her damn sexy. Not only was she great to look at, but she was great to talk to, too. And she comes from a long-line of big titters, too. She told me her mom was a topless model, too. (And then I asked her if she would pose with her mom, a’ la Kelly Kay and her mom (Nov. ’05 V-Mag), but she said no. Hey, I tried!

Dream Girl Fact #3: Michelle likes to masturbate in traffic. Yeah, in TRAFFIC! Can you imagine being stuck in rush hour and looking over and catching this hottie moaning next to you? I'd crash.

Dream Girl Fact #3: Michelle likes to masturbate in traffic. Yeah, in TRAFFIC! Can you imagine being stuck in rush hour and looking over and catching this hottie moaning next to you? I'd crash.

You can catch this hottie in The November 2009 issue of V-Mag (on sale now) and read all about her early years in California and what makes her get off the best.

Enjoy her, boys! I, for one, can’t wait until she comes back to our studios.

xoxo

Maria

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New TITS! Anna Kay, corn-fed cutie.

September 24, 2009 by Maria 21 Comments

I love it when I walk into the studio and I hear my favorite words:

“Maria, there is a new V-Mag model in here today.”

Every time I hear those words, it’s like Christmas! Why? Because I know that a.) I’m gonna get to see boobs I’ve never seen before! (YAY!) and b.) You are going to get to see boobs that you have never seen before. (Double YAY!)

Well, this was one of those new tits days!

This fresh pair of tits belongs to the lovely and stacked Anna Kay, a super-hottie from Indiana. Not only is Anna a cutie, but she is also a sweetie. After a long day of filming XXX video (Her first time doing boy/girl, just FYI…), Anna took the time to let us get to know her a bit and to show us her rack! (Her tits are AMAZING!)

You can see more of Anna in the upcoming Holiday ’09 issue of V-Mag (With a very-revealing interview, too!), but until then, check her out here compliments of me, your fellow boob-lovin’ editor.

xoxo,

Maria

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SCORELAND House of Pancakes

September 16, 2009 by Elliot James 3 Comments

Friends, roamers, models, actual SCORELAND members…lend me your ears. I come to praise areolae, not to bury my face in them. (Otherwise known as motorboating.)

Areolae are often neglected even by the most hardcore breast fanatics. We’re guilty of neglect, too. In many of our model interviews, we ask about breast size, weight, bra preferences, nipple stimulation and play… but we sometimes suck at areolae questions.

The areola is more than a perimeter of tawny real estate surrounding the nipple, a bullseye to help you hone in on the nipple. The areola is very interesting. No two are exactly identical. When I write the “Boob Beat” column in SCORE magazine, I pick up all kinds of interesting facts. Such as when a woman’s arousal winds down, her erect nipple seems to shrink. What happens is that the areolae enlarge, making the nipples look smaller. The areolae become engorged and wrinkled as orgasm winds down. That makes the nipples look larger.

In honor of the oft-neglected areolae, I give you a selection of super-wide pancake areolae. The biggest I can find on SCORELAND! There’s more later.

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Renee Ross: Jumpin’ rope with J-cups

September 3, 2009 by Maria 11 Comments

Hi guys! Well, last week Renee was here blogging and answering all of your queries as well as signing magazines for five of you lucky guys to win. But did you think that was all I had of Renee for you? Of course not. Surely by now you have more faith in me than that.

As I have mentioned in the past, I box, and one of my favorite things to do when I train is speed rope. It’s like jumping rope on overdrive. And I will admit that when I do this, I like to watch my boobs bounce up and down in the mirror. lol (I think my coach and the other guys in the boxing gym like to watch me jump, too.)

So, I thought it would be a great idea to ask Renee to jump rope while she was here. I will admit that in my imagination, when I envisioned Renee jumping up and down, I saw it in super-fast-forward. I envisioned her tits going up and down and up and down at neck-breaking speeds. However, it is quite hard to jump rope topless with J-cups, as I soon found out. But Renee is a great sport and she tried her hardest to make my dreams come true. lol

In the end, I realized that my hyper-fast jump roping was not going to happen, but Renee gave me an, er, booby prize, and let me catch her boobs while she jumped up and down, and gentlemen, let me just tell you that you haven’t lived until you catch a J-cup in the palm of your hand. Heavy and heavenly I tell you!

Now, in the original version of this clip, our video editor Lester left in about 30 seconds of me jumping rope for Renee, but I said, “No! Take me out! Put more or Renee jumping up and down topless!” and he did. Thank goodness because every second of Renee’s tatas in motion is a thing of beauty. Enjoy it, gentlemen!

* Maria

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Daylene Rio’s a handy girl to have around

August 29, 2009 by Elliot James 3 Comments

Tomorrow, Sunday, SCORELAND has Daylene Rio from California taking matters into her own hands. If you don’t know who Daylene is, you’re missing out because she’s one of the hottest babes of the last two years. She’s an exotic dancer and only fairly recently went from nude modeling to full-on XXX nutbusting. Tanned, brunettte, Latina, very sexy body, pretty face, wears hot clothes all the time. A real head-turner.

In the video (and matching photos), Daylene shows off her big tits, then strokes and tit-fucks a dick to a happy ending all over her chest and hands. She and her tits inspire a mess. And while she’s doing that, she’s talking about how she likes cock between her boobs and in her hands and making eye-contact. She gives great jack chat. (The camerawork is point-of-view, my favorite style of skinamatography.) I loved it.

I feel like sending Daylene a fan letter myself after seeing it. Watch Daylene as she spends the day at the SCORE Studio. She’s a hottie! What a great neighbor she’d make.

Yes, very handy to have at home.

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Guest blogger: V-Girl Bailey Santanna is in the house!

August 25, 2009 by Dave 15 Comments

Bailey Santanna flew all the way from California to be with us this week, so we asked her if she wanted to be a guest blogger. This self-described nerd enthusiastically replied, “Sure! I love to blog!” Bailey will be in the studio all day today (Tuesday), so if you have any comments or anything to ask her, fire away!

Tuesday, August 25th, 12:36 p.m.

I didn't expect to be blogging when I came to SCORELAND, but like I told Dave, I blog all the time at home…not about my boobs, though!

I didn't expect to be blogging when I came to SCORELAND, but like I told Dave, I blog all the time at home…just not about my boobs!

Hello, guys! This is Bailey Santanna here on Day 2 of my shoot here at SCORELAND. We’re shooting a really great film with lots of my favorite girls…and a few of my favorite guys. 🙂

When I received my copy of the October 2009 Voluptuous, I instantly fell in love with Renee Ross when I saw her on the cover. I eagerly read the article with her photos and was so sad to see she’s from Virginia. What a bummer! That’s so far away from California; I’d never get to meet her. But when I arrived here yesterday, imagine my surprise when Renee got on the hotel shuttle with me! I had no idea we’d be shooting together. Not only is she gorgeous, she’s incredibly nice. I’ve spent the last two days with her, and the only thing I can say I regret is that we don’t have a sex scene together. 🙁 She told me that she loves doing scenes with girls. She has a scene with a couple of girls for the movie we’re shooting, and I’m going to talk to the people here and beg them to let us do a scene together for something soon! We’re both busty blondes (and we have the exact same color eyes: blue-green), and I think we’d have a really hot scene together. 🙂 Please write in and help me get my dream girl, guys!

I'm so happy I got to meet Renee Ross!

I'm so happy I got to meet Renee Ross!

The movie itself is going really well. The set they built is phenomenal. I can’t believe how much effort they put into making this a really quality production. The script is great. We spent the entire first day just making sure the dialogue and outfits are perfect. We shot several scenes that I think went really great. I’d done a little bit of acting (for fun) in high school, and it all came back to me as we were shooting. I must admit, at first I was nervous, but we practiced our lines together many, many times even before the cameras were turned on, so by the time we were actually rolling, we had them down perfect. They put so much time and effort into getting the shot several times from many different angles. I can’t wait to get my copy!

I’m about to get ready for my upcoming scene. The guy I’m having sex with is Sergio. He’s playing a rock star, and I’m the star-struck receptionist. I don’t think it will be too hard to act giddy. He’s a pretty hot stud if you ask me!

Here I am in the dressing room with Samantha and Renee. If you're wondering what I'm doing, I'm getting my nipples ready!

Here I am in the dressing room with Samantha and Renee. If you're wondering what I'm doing, I'm getting my nipples ready!

Here I am with my new bosom buddies, Samantha and Renee. Samantha looks so sexy in those f-me pumps!

Here I am with my new bosom buddies, Samantha and Renee. Don't you think Samantha looks hot in those f-me pumps?

The outfits they’re putting me in are pretty great, too. Tight, teeny dresses and skirts with bras my tits just fall right out of. It’s so strange to be on a set with a bunch of girls with tits as big as mine, or bigger! We spent more than a couple minutes yesterday comparing them. Samantha, Renee and I had to pull them out and compare. We decided that Renee’s are the heaviest (she says she weighed them in at 16 pounds each!), Samantha’s are the biggest and I have the nicest nipples. 🙂 We took a couple of funny pics with Samantha’s breasts wrapped around my head. I’ve given “earmuffs” to many people before, but her massive jugs were heavy! (And distracting. I couldn’t even remember that I was supposed to smile. I was too busy trying to keep my hands from wrapping around her massive rack!)

Renee and Samantha decided I have the nicest nipples. Well, here they are!

Renee and Samantha decided I have the nicest nipples. Well, here they are…along with the rest of my big jugs!

I was so happy to see myself on the cover of the Sept. ’09 V-Mag!

I was so excited to see myself on the cover of the Sept. ’09 V-Mag!

Thank you so much to all of you who love me. I love you, too! It’s you guys who keep me coming back to SCORELAND, and SCORELAND is by far my most favorite place to be. I’m so proud to have been on the cover of the September 2009 issue of Voluptuous, as well as on the website FeedHerFuckHer.com. I just love any chance I get to show off my massive jugs, and having great fans like you to encourage me makes it all worth it. 🙂

I’m here all day, so if you have any questions or comments, let me know ASAP and I’ll get back to you between shoots. I love blogging, and I love my fans, so write in. But today only!

Thank you all, and I’m excited to imagine you watching me in this upcoming film.

I love you guys!–Bailey Santanna

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Polls results and a fresh poll question

August 23, 2009 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts
No man could hold his load with Cindy Cupps tit-fucking him.

No man could hold his load with Cindy Cupps tit-fucking him.

Crystal Gunns first and last titty-fucking scene.
Crystal Gunns’ first and last titty-fucking scene.

Our third poll is completed and the results are in. The question was, “What is your favorite type of sex to have with a busty girl?” 254 of you voted and we thank you for that. The winner by a slim margin was tit-fucking with 28% followed by anything (26%), then pussy (24%), ass (12%) (Yeah, it’s the most high maintenance.) and mouth (10%).

We were kinda surprised by the high percentage of guys who are not picky about their favorite body part. We guessed that fucking a girl’s tits would win out. Anyway, upping the amount of tit-fucking on SCORELAND is probably a good idea in light of this info.

For our new poll, we’re asking if you’ve ever sneaked a photo of a busty girl who caught your eye in public. We don’t mean peeping in someone’s window or hiding a camera in a ladies locker room. We mean just grabbing a shot in the street or at some public area. The widespread number of cell phone cameras not to mention those fancy spy cameras shaped like common objects have really sparked a trend.

Busty girls don't sneak pics of guys.

Busty girls don't sneak pics of guys.

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