Categories for Life With Big Tits
February 16, 2012 by Maria
Merilyn Sakova likes to cool down her twin peaks.
Today, I woke up and remembered my journalism roots. (Yes, your now-editor was once a wild-mannered reporter. I have since stopped chasing leads and spend my days immersed in big tits. Wise career move? You betcha.) I remembered how I used to write three-part exposes, and I thought I would bring that into the Blog and talk about something that we have never talked about before…(kinda)…ICE.
Yes, ice.
We have talked about chicks who like to stuff ice in their pussies. (Yes, Angel DeLuca, I am talking about you.) And we have talked about tit sundaes via our notorious Whipped Cream Debate, but we have never talked about ice, and there is a lot to talk about.
Today, we are going to discuss the importance of ice play during sexy time. Yes, it’s time to talk about thermal play.
First of all, not every woman likes this, so please refrain from installing an ice maker in your bedroom. Some women have sensitive sking and experience irritation and burning if you apply ice on their nipples for too long. Freeze burn is not sexy, y’all, however, some women absolutely love some ice rubbed on their nipples, pussies and other sensitive parts. As with everything in the bedroom, (ESPECIALLY OIL & LUBE!) when it comes to using ice on a nipple, or even on a clit, less is more. The point is to tease and titillate her body’s neuroreceptors, not to freeze her sensitive parts like Han Solo in carbonite.
Here are some suggestions from yours truly about ice play. I did hours of research on these. I conducted lab experiments on hundreds of nipples. I traveled to far reaches of the Earth and endured sub-zero temperatures.
Not really.
I just used my breast common sense and some ice in the privacy of my own home.
But I really did want to conduct the experiments, I swear.
Used properly, ice can be so nice.
- Use ice cubes. Crushed ice is neither sexy nor long-lasting.
- The best way to incorporate ice into the bedroom is to use it in your mouth first and then use your cold mouth on her nipples and sensitive parts. If she is into it, then put the ice in your mouth again, and this time, keep it in there when you tease her.
- When it comes to ice play, you can use ice on other sensitive parts like her neck, her navel, her thighs and her clit. You can also kiss her with a cold mouth. Think STIMULATION and use your IMAGINATION.
- If you are going to take ice downtown, and by downtown I mean around a woman’s pussy, remember that whole freeze burn thing we discussed. You want to arouse her, not give her hypothermia.
- You can stimulate her clit, or you can slide an ice cube inside her pussy. The inside of a woman’s vagina is around 99.5 °F and the temperature of ice is three times colder at 32°F. When you place an ice cube inside of a woman, it immediately starts to melt. The more she contracts down there, the more it will melt. The combination of cold versus hot down there will stimulate her, I promise. You can also try to suck the ice out. I would recommend letting it melt or pulling it out of her before you try and stick your dick in there, though.
And there you have it. So Cold, Part 1…a chat about ice.
Tomorrow, we will discuss So Cold, Part 2…ICE CREAM.
Are you excited?
I am.
xoxo,
Maria
February 15, 2012 by Elliot James
Taylor Steele
Shyla Shy
Penny Porsche
Leanne Crow
Annina
Puma Swede
Dave’s Blog of February 13 included part of a reader’s email in which he says he’s become increasingly bored with the model interviews. Like Dave, I disagreed with the reader’s point of view. I’m not saying we invented interviews in big-bust magazines–they’ve been done for decades–but I believe we added a special spin on them: less formal and stuffy and more revealing and frat boy (and more sorority sister when Maria or T do them). And most of them are on video, not done by telephone or email. I never saw anyone do interviews like we do until after we started doing them our way.
After reading this, C.A. asked about the idea of readers sending in questions for future interviews. In fact, we have done this over the years. But we’d be happy to read what you would ask a model in an interview. And if we think the question works, we might use it in an interview.
For this Blog, I wanted to list a few (out of many) of my favorite quotes by SCORE and Voluptuous Girls. The girls didn’t say these things because they felt that’s what we wanted to hear. They said them because they’re revealing women, much more revealing and open than someone who would never model, much less talk about sex and their bodies. No one who has the boldness to bare all on camera, and more, would bother making things up spontaneously on the spot.
Taylor Steele: “I can tell if a guy is a big tit fan ’cause he starts grabbing his crotch because he’s getting wood in there from looking at my tits.”
Shyla Shy: “I like to have my hair pulled while we’re fucking. Like, if you’re fucking me doggie style, grab my hair and pull it. I mean, don’t pull my hair out of my head, but let me know you’re there. I like that.”
Puma: “I like role playing. I once played like I was a schoolgirl visiting my neighbor, and I wasn’t supposed to be into it, but I got so horny, I was soaking wet.”
Penny Porsche: “I’d rather a guy make me cum by sucking my clit, and there are very few men who know how to do that. They have to really suck on the clit. They have to lick it and suck it, and guys are afraid that they’re going to hurt me.”
Leanne Crow: “I can run at someone and then whack him or her in the face with my big boobs. I have done that before.”
Annina” “Most of the time, I wear very little clothing or bikinis and high heels. You know, I really do not wear a lot of clothes. No man wants to see me dress in evening gowns.”
February 14, 2012 by Elliot James
A Valentine nod to ’50s cheesecake photos.
Sultry Quebecoise Lily has Valentine appeal.
Renee’s Valentine outfit gets hearts beating faster.
Everything is roses for Merilyn.
There’s Jenna.
There’s Lily.
They’re not related, but they share the Valentine.
Everything is roses for Merilyn Sakova on this day.
And there’s the fantastic Renee Ross in this Valentine’s Day glamour shot.
Valentines all.
Valentine’s Day is celebrated in the US, Canada, Mexico, France, the UK and Australia. I’m sure other countries have picked up on it. I’m not clear about North Korea.
A Pope named Gelasius in the 5th century declared February 14 to be St. Valentine’s Day.
In the Middle Ages, the French and the English believed that February 14 was the beginning of the mating season for birds. This could be why a lot of guys think Valentine’s Day is for the birds.
Valentine’s Day is the second busiest greeting-card holiday after Christmas. The big gifts? Chocolate, flowers, red lingerie and candy underwear. There are also candy bras, which is more our speed at SCORELAND.
The St. Valentine’s Day massacre was Al Capone’s holiday gift to Bugs Moran, proving that love can take many forms.
Happy Valentine’s Day to all of the models!
Happy Valentine’s birthday week to:
Lorna Morgan Feb. 13
Sapphire Feb 14.
Nillis Willis Feb. 14
Plenty UpTopp Feb. 14
Kali West Feb. 16
Jade Feng Feb. 17
SaRenna Lee Feb. 17
Candy Cantaloupes Feb. 17
Nicole Peters Feb. 18
Cynthia Romero Feb. 18
February 7, 2012 by Elliot James
Melissa Manning: made for tank tops.
Today, I want to rant and rave about my #1, all-time favorite top for SCORE Girls to wear.
The humble tank top.
I’ve included a few examples worn by some bodacious tank commanders.
Sandra Star: German tank commander.
The perfect tank top is chest-clinging and tight and made of thin cotton with very thin spaghetti straps. If some belly is showing because her breast shelf stretches it out, all the better but not necessary.
A tank top is something they will never let a woman wear on my most hated TV show ever, What Not To Wear. You may have caught this abomination on the badly misnamed The Learning Channel. Hosts Clinton and Kelly take a woman who dresses scantily and skimpily (“inappropriately,” in their view) and turn her into a PC frump at the urging of family and friends. If they get the occasional hot babe, I tune in to check her out in the first half before they ruin her. A few years ago, they ruined a real estate agent who loved showing off her body and wore plaid, coed miniskirts and belly-exposing tank tops to the office.
Micky, Gya and Terri Jane: girls you’d like to get tanked with.
In a SCORELAND poll about favorite outfits a few years ago, tank tops and tight sweaters both earned 15% of the votes while T-shirts earned 5%. Thirty-percent of you preferred bras and 23% chose bikinis. Evening gowns, which have no place in my perfect world, earned 13%.
I expected tank tops to do much better in the survey because girls can wear them pretty much everywhere. Braless girls wearing tank tops in the summer…you can’t beat that. But I also like the tank-top-over-a-bra look, a real cleavage builder. Hey, I’m a dog. I admit it.
Alexa: Another German tank commander.
We’re always on the lookout for girls who can fill out a tank top like these girls can. Beshine excepted because she’s one in 100 million or higher.
If you spot a tank commander, SCOREModelsWanted wants to know about her!
Beshine: Germany’s taking over this Blog.
January 30, 2012 by Maria
Elaina's bathing suit is made out of dental floss and eye patches.
Bunny De La Cruz is wearing a more demure one-piece.
I love getting mail from fans and readers. First, because it’s fun to get feedback and connect with the guys that I slave over all these big tits for. (Just kidding! I love all this big-boob business!) Second, because you guy always have such interesting points and commentary.
Like D.C., a gent from White Plains, New York, who wrote in and made an interesting point. He said that he preferred full, one-piece bathing suits over bikinis.
I know…at first I was like, GTFO! Who would choose full over dental floss? NO ONE! But then I read his reasoning and I totally saw the light.
But don’t take my word for it. Allow me to demonstrate through the magic of cut and paste.
“Bikinis: it’s a great concept, bodacious V-girls in revealing bathing suits. My only issue is this: since we know the suit is going to come off, I don’t see the point in starting your picture spreads with a gal wearing a bikini that’s not much larger than a couple postage stamps. Dare I say, there’d be nothing wrong with even showing some of your models in tight-fitting one piece bathing suits, or at least a two-piecer that fits, since that’s what we know women with the mind boggling bodies your models have would actually be wearing if we were to see them on a beach. Watching, say, an Elaina Gregory peel herself out of the kind of bathing suit we might actually see her parading around in on Jones Beach would pretty much be a heart-stopping experience.”
What D.C. is alluding to here is the porn factor vs. the real- world factor. In porn, women look all sorts of fucktastic and hot, and hey, that’s absolutely amazing. Of course, I want to fantasize that these busty models walk around in nurse and cop uniforms all day with dildos just within arm’s reach. Of course I do. But a model with any other outfit on would be just as hot, especially if I saw her out in public wearing her normal clothes. Because everyday clothes would make her more…realistically fuckable? Like I could totally bag her. The porn star? I might not be able to fuck her, but I can double click my own mouse to her. The real world, busty hottie…well, a few margaritas and we could be playing, “Guess what hole I am in?” in no time.
I get it. I get it, D.C.
You dig the bikini made of eye patches, but you want to see a curvy woman looking like a real woman.
I get it.
But if you ask me, the best kind of suit a woman can wear on the beach is her birthday suit.
I AM JUST SAYING!
But opinions are like nipples…everybody is entitled to a couple.
So, I salute your firm convictions, D.C.
Cheers.
xoxo,
Maria
January 29, 2012 by Maria
Leanne is womanhandling her tits with her fists...and I like it.
Eva Notty looks good with her tatas in that hold.
Lana Ivans...get a grip.
I love when I see a shot of a busty chick gripping her tits. Or kneading them. Or squeezing them. Or pulling them. Or smooshing them. Or palming them like one would a basketball.
I just like it when busty chicks touch their tits, I guess.
But I like it when they do it with a little bit of gusto like they really mean it. Maybe you would call it manhandling the tits. I call it womanhandling them. Because women…we know how to handle our tits. Sometimes when a guy handles your tits, or rather, manhandles them…it’s too much. Manhandling of the titties can go from OH YEAH! to OUCH! in an instant, my friends. So, when a woman handles her tits, she knows just how to touch them to make them feel good, even if it’s a little rough.
Bea Flora grabs her tits open-handed.
You've heard of tongue-twisters. Miosotis does the titty-twister.
That’s why I love those shots.
I see a chick handling her tits in a pictorial and my mind instantly equates what she is doing with what she looks like when she is having sex.
I see those tits smooshed and pulled and kneaded and I think, “Oh, when she is on top, riding a stiff dick, she probably touches her tits like that. She probably rides hard and grabs her own tits and grips them like that, ” and that thought makes me happy in my happy places.
Yes…I automatically think of women riding dicks when I see them womanhandling their tatas. I know, that’s impressive. It’s a gift, really. lol
My favorite is when they pull them out roughly, like Lana is doing to the right. Closely followed by what Eva is doing, which seems like she is offering them up for some suckling.
What say you, gentlemen: Do you like to see tits womanhandled? Or do you prefer to manhandle them yourselves? If so, how do you like to grab tittes? What’s your tit-nique?
xoxo,
Maria
January 22, 2012 by Maria
Renee Ross is built for some serious T.L.C.!
We have spoken to you guys about nurses before. (Trust me.) You can type NURSE in the search bar over there —> and you will see how many different nurse blogs we have written.
But this blog is about my favorite nurse…Renee Ross.
Renee is a special nurse for a few reasons.
The first is that she looks hot in a nurse’s uniform, and really, that should be, like, a requirement at nursing school.
The second is that she is really a nurse in real life, so she might actually take care of you in a hospital some day and her tits might actually be THISFUCKINGCLOSE to your face.
The last is that the nurse fantasy is what I like to call an oldie but goodie and in this layout of Renee from the Holiday 2011 issue of V-mag, she plays a “school” nurse.
Yes, the school nurse…the woman who was responsible for bandaging your ouchies and taking your temperature. (Although I am sure that the sight of Renee in this outfit could give anyone a fever.)
This shot got me to thinking about how many of you have nurse fantasies and then I wondered, “Have any of us actually fulfilled this fantasy?”
Well…have you?
I know that while I have harbored a few crushes on some of my doctors, I have never actually fucked one in the exam room of his private practice.
Nor have I ever had sex with a nurse in a supply closet of some hospital, either.
But I am thinking maybe someone out there has? And just that thought, that somewhere out there people are fucking nurses in closets and cumming all over their uniforms…well, that thought gives me hope.
So while I have yet to go the route of nurse fucking, if you have, I would like to hear about it…
because smut makes me happy. 🙂 It makes everything all better.
Chime in!
xoxo,
Maria
January 19, 2012 by Elliot James
Bring Nottty again, we see. What's a man to do?
If you have recovered from Eva Notty’s threesome with Sarah Satori and are craving another Eva fix, worry not, SCORE brothers.
SCORE‘s very lovely, stacked and talented 2010 Model of the Year recently paid a fresh visit to her favorite chest-nuts (that’d be us, your friendly, neighborhood SCORE people). This was an overdue return visit because as we all know, absence makes the hard-on grow…harder. Especially with Miss Notty. She did miss the fun and games of this season’s SCOREtv Holiday Edition, but there’s always next season.
The brunette stunner debuted at SCORELAND in a multi-part Eva Notty special during June, 2009, almost three years ago. Is it that long?
Which is what Eva says to Tony when she reaches into his trousers to pull out his junk and get the ball rolling in a brand-spankin’ new SCORE video and pictorial. Let the festivititties cum-mence.
Seeing Eva work the pole is always an uplifting experience. She really enjoys a cock sliding between her tits. They get into a super-heated, pounding-hot fuck, and Eva’s very inspirational as always, inspiring a huge load.
I’d love to find 10 or 15 more like Eva. But there’s only one. So I’m grateful for that.
Stay tuned for more Notty news, including a blog chat with Dave. Cummin’ soon. Just like Eva.
Upcoming SCORE & V-Girl birthdays:
Kylee Nash: a flexible doll.
Kylee Nash Jan. 20
Mandy Michelle Melons Jan. 22
Ava Divine Jan. 22
Kerra Dawson Jan. 22
Harmony Bliss Jan. 23
Ines Cudna Jan. 25
Heidi Hooters Jan. 25
Deauxma Jan. 25
Rachel Rocketts Jan. 29
Bethany Bustin Jan. 29
Anne Marie Jan. 29
Anna Yota Jan. 29
Gabriella Michaels Jan. 29
Bea Flora Jan. 30
Sakura Sena Jan. 31
Taylor Hill Jan. 31
January 16, 2012 by Elliot James
Can science help lap dancers earn more?
You know how much I love those offbeat scientific research studies. Here’s a good one.
A report from the University of New Mexico theorizes that ovulation might increase financial clout.
Psychologist Geoffrey Miller observed the dancers at gentlemen’s clubs and counted the tips made on their lap dances. Dancers made about $70 an hour during their peak period of fertility versus $35 while menstruating and $50 in between.
Miller linked the income differences to changes in body odor, waist-to-hip ratio, and facial features. He says there may be subtle shifts in dancers’ behavior due to their fertility cycle, such as “how they talk and move when enticing a customer to buy a dance, and how they perform the dance itself.”
Dancers on the pill averaged $37 versus $53 for women off the pill. The pill produces hormonal cues indicating early pregnancy which might, in a bio-chemical way, discourage an interested guy. Therefore, birth control could lead to lost income for a stripper.
The researchers were surprised that no one in the exotic dance business had noticed these bio-patterns. Miller suggested that a woman in any service-industry job should schedule more shifts during the phase right before ovulation. “It might help to know about this so that they can exploit these effects,” he said.
Science doesn’t explain how Miller was able to persuade the dancers to report their tips to him. That’s usually tougher than breaking into Fort Knox!
January 14, 2012 by Elliot James
Bad, Busty & Butt-Banged
We’ll vouch for that because it happened a few yards away from our desks. We could hear it through the concrete wall. There was a lot of screaming going on, especially when Sabrina’s partner filled her butt-hole.
Sabrina Linn‘s first SCORELAND scene is also her very first anal scene. I’m amazed that Sabrina had never modeled before. She’s a natural-born model in both solo and hardcore. I wonder if she practiced at home. I’d be surprised if she doesn’t become a porn star. Actually, she officially is a porn star, with this and her SCOREVideos.com sexing.
She’s a real MILF, too, in Texas. A swinger and a swapper. Not a fake Hollywood MILF. And Sabrina is no cum-dodger, either. Her tongue was outstretched waiting for his load, and she caught it.
I called her the “evil Morgan Leigh” even though they’re definitely not kissin’ cousins. There’s something about Sabrina Linn’s rack that reminded me of Morgan. Even though Sabrina is four inches taller than Morgan, it’s Sabrina’s sexy, slim body and big, rounded, “stick-em-out tits” that remind me of her. (Sabrina measures 40-32-39 and 40GG. Morgan measures 42-23-34 and 32J.)
They also both have very sweet personalities, are very soft-spoken and have feminine, gentle voices. They’re both Barbie Doll-like. Sabrina calls men “sir.” She’s very polite. Not evil at all. Not bad, either. She just looks bad. And she was bad to the bone during her SCORE visit.
Back home, Sabrina walks around in tube tops and tank tops with no bra. Naturally, wives scream at their husbands when they turn around to look at her. Maybe some of these wives even clobber them.
“Half of me is a really good girl,” Sabrina said a few minutes before her partner started motorboating her. “Half of me is a bad, crazy girl.”
I’m glad the bad, crazy girl visited.
NOTE FROM DAVE: Sorry about hi-jacking this post, Elliot, but one of my favorite moments of Sabrina Linn’s visit to SCORELAND happened when the cameras weren’t rolling. I had just finished interviewing Sabrina and was about to leave the studio when I turned around and saw Johnny (the stud in this scene) standing between Sabrina’s legs, and Sabrina was swallowing his cock. This impromptu, off-camera moment (actually, it was a lot more than just a moment because Sabrina didn’t seem to be in any hurry to stop blowing him) shows just how much Sabrina Linn loves cock.
