Categories for Life With Big Tits
January 11, 2012 by Elliot James
Slugworth mentioned in yesterday’s Blog about jacking in an MRI machine that if Cherry Brady or Renee Ross were there in nurses’ uniforms, he would make an effort.
Agreed, although we’d all rather be jacked than jack in that situation.
Nurses may be angels of mercy, but then there are some bad nurses out there, too. Really bad.
Not bad as in badly trained. Bad as in bad.
Presented to the court as evidence is this quartet of now-legendary bad nurses, responsible for more health crises than for alleviating them.
In their defense, this group is good at reducing the swelling…after they cause it.
Denise Derringer as the bad-ass nurse from Busty Dildo Lovers #5.
Cindy Cupps from the November ’07 SCORE. What does a nurse need a riding crop for?
Sarah Sunshine from Tits & Tugs #6, one of the hottest nurse scenes I’ve ever seen because of Sarah’s dirty talking.
Kianna Dior from BigBoobsPOV.com extracting semen samples in a non-prescribed technique.
A couple of years ago, a SCORELAND poll asked who your favorite fantasy girls are. A healthy 33% voted for the sexy nurse. But 47% voted for the sexy teacher. My own vote goes to the sexy nurse. In how many professions is there actual touching?
Denise Derringer: How bad is bad?
Cindy Cupps: good for what ails you
Sarah Sunshine: nasty-talking nurse
Kianna Dior: sperm sample extractor
December 26, 2011 by Elliot James
Venera's ornaments are better and bigger.
Wishing all of our readers, DVD collectors and web members a happy holiday week and a successful 2012! We can’t do what we do without your support.
Our mission for 2012: find more busty supergirls such as February ’12 SCORE covergirl Venera. Girls like her blow away anything that anyone can come up with. The Seven Wonders of the World. The greatest buildings, the biggest bridges and the most-scenic parks built by the greatest architects. Space ships. The biggest ocean liners. The most-expensive cars. The most-lavish houses.
They all pale in comparison to a SCORE and V-mag Girl.
That’s my opinion, and I’m sticking to it.
We’ve just had a special guest back at SCORELAND last week. Ya know her, ya love her. Look forward in January to seeing this SCORE Model of the Year doing that wild thang!
Our guest at SCORE last week.
December 25, 2011 by Maria
- Leanne Crow probably wants you to jingle her bells.
“So this is Christmas
and what have we done?
Made SCORELAND more awesome
and made you all cum.”
Ines Cudna wants you to stuff something, but I don't think it's her stocking.
Valory Irene has been nice all year so please, spurt your milk on her cookies.
Yes…that was our take on the John Lennon classic. We are sure he would approve of all the tits we brought you this year. A year when the presents that brought joy to the world were the debuts of sexy ladies like Venera, Leanne Crow, Valory Irene, Terri Jane, Hitomi and yes, Micky “Please Cum And Jingle My” Bells.
Sharday is spreading Christmas cheer.
Kianna Dior has been naughty and wants a spanking.
And while we can’t wrap these ladies up and put them under your tree, we can promise you that there will be more appearances by them and more big tits to come in the upcoming year. For now, please enjoy these shots of some of our favorite ladies in holiday wear. Boy, are they the reason for the season of pleasin’. Big tits really are the gift that keep on giving and giving and giving…you wood. And we would not have it any other way. After all, what would Titmas be without huge boobs?
Kerry Marie makes every Titmas merry.
Desirae wants you to check out her camel, um, mistletoe.
And before you start exploring your North Pole to all of these pics of Santa’s little, big-titted helpers, and before you start and feel the warm and fuzzies in your yule log, all of us here are SCORELAND would like to wish you a very Merry Christmas. May you stuff your cock in a lot of tails, may someone fondle your sack for a present, may your bells be jingled and may some hot chick deck your balls.
☆★☆MERRY CHRISTMAS!☆★☆
December 24, 2011 by Elliot James
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Jasmine in SCOREtv Holiday Edition 2011.
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Melissa and Kelly in SCOREtv Holiday Edition 2011
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Nikki Cars is back!
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Valory, Eden and Sophie fling their pillows around.
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The perfect Xmas gift.
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Chica, DR hottie.
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Jasmine’s back!
Who’s making a list and checking it twice at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com?
Kickin’ her heels up is newcomer Jasmine Shiraz in pictures and video. Jasmine gives us a boob-bouncing show, talks to SCORE’s Studio manager T (find out what Jasmine likes to wear on the golf course), does an up-close-and-personal bra show and then gets even closer-and-more-personal in a hands-on cam-show. The bodacious New Jersey girl-next-door blows away the cast of Jersey Shore, Jerseylicious and Housewives of New Jersey, in my opinion. Are there more like you in New Jersey, Jasmine? We must find them.
Who needs boughs of holly when Leanne Crow is decked out with boobs of jolly for the holidays?
Chica doesn’t need a coat. She has the warmth of the Dominican sun to heat up her bare bod. Girls don’t need to wear much clothing there any time of the year.
Valory, Eden and Sophie have a bed-rockin’ pillow bash and mash. This is what happens when you put busty girls in the same bedroom for more than a few minutes. No one knows exactly what causes this.
If you haven’t watched the new SCOREtv Holiday Edition, you’ve missed Jasmine as the model-in-a-box and you’ve missed Kelly Christiansen, Melissa Manning, Maserati, Minka, Desiree, Nancy Navarro, Micky Bells, Venera, Karen Fisher, Samantha 38G and Destiny Rose. It’s not a true holiday season without them.
Over at XLGirls.com, sexy Nikki Cars is finally back, and she still has that magic touch, proven by the fresh pictorial and video, “Driving Nikki Cars.” It took a while to find Nikki, but she was well worth it.
It’s beginning to look a lot like Titmas.
December 23, 2011 by Maria
Renee Ross is leaping and yes, it's for joy.
I will be honest with you and tell you that I haven’t the foggiest why these lords in particular would be leaping. In fact, I have never even seen a leaping lord around Christmas. I happen to think that 10 leaping lords, just showing up out of nowhere, would be dangerous. That’s the kind of activity that causes car accidents. (Hmm, maybe that is deer that come leaping from the woods.)
Micky Bells, Gya Roberts and Terri Jane did a lot of leaping during a potato sack race in Montego Babes.
Christy Marks, Terry Nova, Lorna Morgan, Angela White, Gianna Rossi...they make leaping and running look real good.
Regardless, around these parts, we seem to be experiencing a lord recession, leaping or otherwise.That’s why when I decided to post about leaping lords, I had a back-up plan. That back-up plan includes LEAPING LADIES! Because come on, who wants to see guys jumping around when you can see big-titted chicks hopping to and fro, eh?
To me, and maybe it’s because I love to see tits in motion, the shots that we take of the models running and leaping down the beach, or flying out of the water, with water cascading down their bosoms…well, those shots are the fucking BEST! In fact, they are glorious!
So, today, in honor of the tenth day of Christmas, here you go…10 Ladies Leaping…20 Tits-A-Swingin’…
(I fought the urge to scream out FIVE GOLDEN RINGS! lol)
Please enjoy these 10 sets of tits in motion, because the holidays are for giving. (That’s why if you count, it’s actually 13 girls who are, in fact, leaping. But shhhhh…counting was never one of my strong suits.)
xoxox,
Maria
When you give a lady a SCORE tank top, it makes her so happy, she jumps for joy...like Jenna Valentine, Arianna Sin, Karla James and Taylor Steele.
December 21, 2011 by Elliot James
Take it off. Take it all off.
You have to love a girl who gives her sex toys names, such as Sebastian and Foxy Roxy. I do.
Julia Juggs really loves her vibrators, anal probes and dildos. She brings her toys with her to the SCORE Studio when she visits. Imagine the collection she has at home. I think I know what she gets as Xmas presents.
No one else at SCORE is so into anal toying as Julia is. I’m amazed she doesn’t leave the bedsheets scorched after a shoot. It’s a good thing they’re not made of flammable fabric.
Julia Juggs absolutely lives up to her name with her blazing-hot body, fuck-me face and retro-burlesque vibe. Like Sheridan Love, she’s also a tweetheart with a high-energy personality.
This photo from Julia’s December ’11 Voluptuous pictorial captures that 1950s Las Vegas teaserama burly-Q pose she excels at. I can see myself sitting in the front row while she gyrates on stage mere inches from my face, something I have done all my life, just not with Julia.
See the set now at SCORELAND.
On the subject of names, there’s Mary Kate and Ashley. They’re the names Julia has given to two of her most prized treasures. Twin perky peaks she carries so well.
Whenever I see a Julia Juggs pictorial or video at SCORELAND or XLGirls.com, my compass points north. Thanks for that, Ms. Juggs.
November 30, 2011 by Elliot James
Jasmine knows what's good for ya.
Destiny and her stuff!
A.W. writes “Scorecard,” SCORELAND‘s letters column: “I’m looking forward to more of Jasmine Shiraz. I hope this was more than a one-time fling. Another girl I want to see more of is Kaytee Carter. She never did that hardcore video. Now that Destiny Rose is doing hardcore and loving it, how about asking Kaytee and Destiny to do a threesome?”
K.S. also sent his take about Jasmine: “Hope to see Jasmine Shiraz again soon. She is extremely sexy looking. I’m impressed that she masturbated all-out on her first trip. I love girls that look like the kind of girls you see at work or in class and will do hot things. That means they are wild in bed and, I hope, proud of it. Elaina Gregory, Catt Green and Beverly Paige are like that also. I think in the back of our minds we think that most girls would never consider taking their clothes off for the camera, and Jasmine contradicts that stereotype.”
Jasmine will indeed be back. As far as Kaytee trying a boy-girl video, let alone she and Destiny teaming up again, only time will tell.
K.H. writes: “I am overwhelmed by ‘The Impossible Dream Girl’ Venera. I read that her name means worship and goddess; both are true. My favorite model is Danni Ashe. I am not one to compare, but I do recognize similarities in women.”
Summer's tits open all doors.
Venera: will she win SCORE Newcomer of the Year?
W.A. has a different point of view about a longtime topic at “Scorecard” and includes some personal history. He may be bucking the majority–or is he?– but he deserves to speak his mind and be heard: “Since I read ‘Scorecard’ and all the comments under the daily scenes, I know I am outnumbered here by the naturals fans, but I’m happy to say that I love big boob jobs. I love girls like Annina, Summer Sinn and Brittany O’Neil more than the naturals. I think they are also much hotter and sluttier in their sex scenes than the naturals with a couple of exceptions (Arianna Sinn, Christy Marks). Most of the steady girlfriends in my life have had boob jobs, and most of them got them before they met me. I just zeroed in on them. I love the springy feel and the look of them, especially in bed with my cock sliding between them and into their mouths. In fact, I’ve had arguments with some of them because I can’t keep my hands off their tits when we’re together. When I see a girl with a boob job on TV, I can’t change the channel. So say all you want but don’t knock them until you’ve tried them. I haven’t found a girlfriend with tits the size of Minka’s or Casey James’ yet. The odds would be like hitting the lottery, but I can still think about it.”
Thanks to all the SCORE Guys and Gals who contribute to “Scorecard” (Scorecard@scoregroup.com). With an average of five letters published every week, over 3,000 letters with accompanying photos have been archived in “Scorecard” since 2000. Keep the tradition alive. Your comments and suggestions are always appreciated!
November 26, 2011 by Maria
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Sophie Mae keeps all her areas moist.
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Lillian Fay looks slippery…we like that.
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Karina Hart loves to shower so much, she does so…in her clothes!
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Jacky O. likes to keep her parts showered and pierced.
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A little soap goes a long way on a nice set of tits like Isis Haze’s.
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Daylene Rio is so fresh and so clean.
We have talked to you guys about the benefits of wet T-shirts.
We have discussed how you get a SCORE girl wet.
And now, we are going to talk about the shower. Well, naked women in the shower, which is a much better topic of discussion if you ask me.
There is something awesome about the shower. You go in there, you get all wet and soapy and sudsy and then all of a sudden, you’re slippery. (And we all know that slippery is sexy. And that soap is a whore. Soap is such a whore that soap forces you to jack off all the time in the shower. Slutty soap.)
And showering becomes even better when you shower with friend. Soaping each other up and scrubbing those unreachable places.
And of course, there’s shower fucks. Who doesn’t like to fuck in the shower? You can do the dirtiest shit ever in the shower and POOF! In a few seconds, you can be clean and ready to go.
Ah, the shower. Such a magical place.
So, today we are going to salute the shower and all the ladies who do dirty things in there while getting clean.
So wet, so good.
xoxo
Maria
November 13, 2011 by Maria
These are Samantha 38G's tits. Look at those veins!
Hello boob lovers and worshipers of all things titty.
It’s me! Your V-mag editor.
Today’s blog is going to be about…well, let me explain first. You see, whenever I blog, I always try to find new and fun things to chat with you guys about. Well, today, as I started to write, I saw the category “The Life of an Editor” and I thought…maybe these guys, my boob-loving pals, want to know what the life of an editor is really like. Because a lot of stuff happens during my day here at SCORELAND HQ. It’s a veritable whirlwind of titties, ass, pussy, magazines, nipples, websites, writing, fucking, blow jobs and cum. So, this blog is going to be about things I am doing right now, at my desk.
Leanne Crow jingles her bells on the cover of the annual contest issue of V-mag!
So, without further ado, here is the life of an editor from the desk of your V-mag editor.
Right now, I just finished checking out a lot of photos of the one and only Samantha 38G. While I was looking through shots, I found this great closeup of her tits that really shows off how veiny and massive they are. I actually said, “It’s like you can feel how heavy they are through the screen.” 🙂 Imagine those cannons whacking you in the face while Samantha is on your dick. Yeah. I thought it was an awesome shot. I tucked it away in a folder I call, “TITS! FUCK YES!” on my desktop. It’s from her Voluptuous November 2009 pictorial, just FYI.
Julia Juggs is a lovely lady.
Then there are all of the ballots that are starting to roll in for the 2011 V-mag Awards. They are in a neat pile on my desk, too. After leafing through about 40 of them, I can tell you that the race for Model of the Year is going to be BANANAS this year. I am really excited about it, actually. The contest is one of my favorite things about V-mag. I cannot tell you who is already taking the lead in some of the categories, but I can say that if you have strong opinions about tits, you should probably vote. Score your copy of Voluptuous January 2012 at the eBoobStore. You can’t miss it. It’s the one with Leanne Crow as Santa’s little helper on the cover. It will make you feel warm inside (in your pants) like the holiday season should.
Yours truly on Halloween here at SCORELAND HQ. Please feel free to call me Dances With Boobs.
Inside the V-mag January 2012 issue, on page seven, you can find the ballot for this year’s awards. If you would like to mail it in, awesome. If you want to email your votes, you can do so by sending them to Vmagawards@scoregroup.com.
I am also currently composing an email reply to Ms. Julia Juggs, who I might add is one of the nicest ladies to correspond with. Whole some of you are emailing your bosses at work, I am emailing chicks with big tits. Yeah, my life is good.
What else did I do today? Well, I took a moment to check out all of our Halloween 2011 pics because here ar SCORELAND HQ, we take Halloween very seriously. Most of the staff dresses up, and this year, I was an Indian chief. I must say that everyone got a kick out of the fact that there were bells on my boots and everywhere I walked, I jiggled, er, jingled. 🙂
And that, boob lovers is a day in the life of an editor.
I must say, and please forgive me for gloating, but I get to stare at tits all day. The life of this editor ain’t bad at all.
xoxox,
Maria
October 26, 2011 by Maria
Tammy looks like Gwen Stefani, but better because Tammy has big tits.
I love tits. I love women. I love women with big tits.
They make me happy. 🙂
But not all women come equipped with large funbags.
Tammy from SCORE March '01 is a big-tit look-alike.
That makes me sad. 🙁
So, sometimes I like to cruise around SCORELAND and check out all the big-titted doppelgangers. Yep, women who look like women who could use bigger knockers.
(Not to be confused with big-titted women who look like big-titted women, like when people were saying that I look like Kelly Shibari.)
For example, I happen to think that Tammy from SCORE March ’01 looks like Gwen Stefani, if Gwen had bigger tits. (It’s a shame that she doesn’t.)
I am sure that there are plenty of you tit lovers out there who, like me, are drawn to certain models because they represent the better, bigger-boobed version of someone famous.
Share your lookalikes with me!
I would love to hear your thoughts.
xoxo, Maria
