Categories for Life With Big Tits

Stephanie Stalls and the art of big-tit, wet-pussy lap dancing…with extras!

October 17, 2011 by Elliot James

She hasn’t scored at SCORELAND since the SCOREtv Holiday Edition, SCOREtv Uncut and Uncensored and her hot, boy-girl anal video. Be here tomorrow when Stephanie Stalls unholsters her 40″, 34F pistols with magnum force and talks about dancing and stripping in nightclubs around the country. Stephanie shows exactly what she does and then some. Want to know what goes on in those VIP rooms? Miss Stalls gives you big scoops of Southern sweatermeat and tells you where to find her.

Some of Stephanie’s chat reminded me of a story Dave and I did for the October ’08 SCORE, ‘The Uncensored Guide to Lap Dancing.”

It’s an all new SCORELAND video and a ringside ticket to a private lap dance with huge tits and a wet pussy in your face.

Tit’s nippy out there and other boob science facts

October 16, 2011 by Elliot James

There’s a point to nipples. Two points, in fact. They are erogenous zones as well as the spigots of milk delivery. And they are great to look at, in an artistic sense. Plus, staring at them causes woodies.

Let’s look at the boob science behind nipples. There won’t be a quiz later. I just wholeheartedly urge that you spend some time with some fine, fine nipples and their beautiful owners this weekend: Eva Notty and Sarah Satori in a threesome at SCORELAND; Natalie Fiore and Micky Bells at XLGirls ( a must see) and Destiny Rose in her second boy-girl scene (as a nurse, naturally) at SCOREVideos.

Today in boob science:

The medical term for nipple is papilla. Teat is a word used more often for animals than humans. The word tits comes from teats, but tit usually means the entire breast, not only the nipple.

Some word scholars believe that the word nipple derived from “neb,” an Old English word for nose or beak. Others claim it’s from the German “nippel.” Not much in favor anymore, for an excellent reason, is the German “die Brustwarze,” literally “breast wart.”

“Puffy” nipples are larger than average nipples and areolae that have a domed look.

Erect nipples are caused by contracting muscles under the skin, while clit enlargement and a boner in guys is caused by blood engorgement. Cold will also contract the areolae giving them a scrunched-up look. Not all women get erect nipples when turned-on.

The average projection and size of the human female nipple is approximately 3/8″ or 10mm.

20% of women have inverted nipples.

The nipple/breast system is complex and well-designed. Each breast has approximately 20 sections called lobes that surround the nipple. Inside the  lobes are smaller lobes called lobules that end in bulbs that create milk. Small tubes called ducts carry the milk to the nipples. Montgomery glands inside the areola lubricate the nipple during breast-feeding. Kristina Milan can show you exactly how this works.

Female nipples are more sensitive than male nipples because there are more nerves and nerve endings.

Male horses and rats have no nipples. They don’t miss them, either.

Nipples. I’m grateful to the girls who show ’em.

Minka and Vince Lombardi: “The Connection” & Other SCORELAND Factoids

October 10, 2011 by Elliot James
Speak softly and carry big tits and a big tennis racquet.

Speak softly and carry big tits and a big tennis racquet.

Vince Lombardi, the legendary coach of the Green Bay Packers, was famous for his philosophy and quotes. How does Minka, a legend in her own area of life, stack up next to Vince in the philosophy department?

Let’s compare.

Minka: “I want to be the best. When I play tennis, I want to be the top. I don’t care who you are, I want to kick your ass, and when I got big tits, I wanted to be on top.”

Lombardi: “You never win a game unless you beat the guy in front of you.”

Minka: “Anything I do, I want to be No. 1.”

Lombardi: “There’s only one way to succeed in anything, and that is to give it everything.”

Minka: “They say, ‘Amazing! How can she carry that much big tits and run around the tennis court in hot weather, 100 degrees?’ I beat them by using my brain. I make them crazy.”

Lombardi: “Winning is not everything–but making the effort to win is.”

Minka: “When I was at the national games in tennis, the other girls were saying, ‘You are a porn star. How can you play tennis?’ I said, ‘Don’t worry. I’ll kick your ass!'”

Lombardi: “The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.”

Minka: “Every woman has a pussy, but they don’t have these tits.”

Lombardi: “Inches make champions.”

So how does Minka stack up next to Vince Lombardi?

Pretty good, we’d say.

On an unrelated, yet, similarly stacked note, exactly 10 years ago today at SCORELAND: Cindy Cupps visited the SCORE Building!

Cindy tries out the bouncy sofa in the SCORE lobby.

Cindy tries out the bouncy sofa in the SCORE lobby.

Big Tits: Is Showing Less Sometimes MORE?

October 9, 2011 by Maria
Ashley Sage is showing zero cleavage, tit or areolae in this shot and it's STILL hot.

Ashley Sage is showing zero cleavage, tit or areolae in this shot and it's STILL hot.

When a woman has a big set of tits and she is wearing a low-cut top, or showing off a lot of cleavage, you LOOK. I mean, we discussed this in my blog about “The Decision.” A set of nice tits that are blatantly out there for you to look at, well, they are there for you to LOOK at. It’s hot. It’s provocative. It’s definitely meant to push your buttons. A chick WANTS you to look.

But what about when a chick shows nada, zilch, zero?

What if the only indication of a woman’s breasts is the silhouette of her body and that’s it?

Is showing less sometimes more?

I mean, take a look at Ashley Sage to the left. Her upper body? It’s completely covered up. Not one bit of tit flesh for your eyes to roam over, but yet, there is a fucking hotness about that shot. Just the imprint of her mountainous hooters is promise enough.

I think so.

Is showing less really more?

Is showing less really more?

I looked through a hundred big-tit shots today of models pulling their nipples, lifting their breasts up, jumping, squeezing their boobs together, oiling them…and this shot of Ashley in that sweater kept calling my attention.

Is it because I see tits all day and this covered-up shot is now NOT the norm, therefore more provocative? Maybe. But maybe not. I think that if we were to post this shot on a billboard visible from a crowded street that most people would see it and say, “Holy crap! That chick has massive tits!” or, “Look at her boobs!” Even though she is totally covered up.

Granted, Ashley Sage is a full 36J and those gunboats are stuffed into this thin, white sweater. So maybe this kind of shot only works with a chick with massive hooters? Is that the magic behind this?

Would you look at this shot, would it call your attention if her tits were DD-cup instead?

Once again, I think so. I think that the silhouette of a nice pair of tits is just as powerful as the Full Monty.

What do you think? Is less sometimes more? Chime in.

xoxo

Maria

Terri Jane: HBG (Huge-Boobed Goddess)

October 3, 2011 by Elliot James
Terri Jane today and tomorrow @ SCORELAND!

Terri Jane today and tomorrow @ SCORELAND!

“I get guys who come up to me all the time and say things like, ‘Take your boobs out,'” says Terri Jane, a huge fave at SCORELAND and XLGirls. “They are not scared. I have had girls come up to me in the bathroom, asking me if they are real or if they are fake. Girls come up to me all the time, feeling my boobs.”

Terri just has that effect on people of both sexes.

Forget about The X Factor on TV. Terri is the real deal. She has the K Factor, as in K-cup melons.

See Terri’s September ’11 Voluptuous pictorial today at SCORELAND, then tomorrow, a fresh video in Voluptuous Theater. I won’t go into any detail about this video except to tell you that Terri has a vanilla ice-cream cone and what she was doing with it was driving me insane.

The psychology of melon-buying

September 29, 2011 by Elliot James
Karina has the best, juiciest melons.

Karina has the best, biggest, juiciest melons.

In America, bigger melons are actually more in demand except by urban female shoppers who don’t want to carry a lot of heavy items from the store to their apartments.

Junk science? Maybe, maybe not. I don’t think guys buy bananas with the same attitude.

There’s an Italian sex researcher who claims he can accurately analyze a woman’s personality from the size and shape of her breasts compared to different kinds of fruit.

But that’s another story.

Christy Marks: A real girl-next-door

September 25, 2011 by Maria

Once upon a time, I spent a lot of time with the busty girl-next-door Christy Marks. While you might hear the term “girl-next-door” a lot, I am here to tell you that Christy is the real deal. At the time, I was the new editor of V-mag, and Christy was a new model and in our studios shooting for her then-soon-to-be-launched website, ChristyMarks.com.

I developed a closeness with Christy because she had this innocence about her that was endearing. She’d always refer to me as “Miss Maria,” which was very Southern and sweet. She loved to laugh and had so many anecdotes about her hometown and her day-to-day activities that she kept me in stitches. And she loved animals. Every time that we would meet, she would show me pictures of her dogs, her snake and I believe she even had a tarantula at one point.

We traveled to Hungary together, and I will never forget meeting her in the airport. Whenever I would see her in our studio, she was always glammed up and beautiful, but when we met in a terminal in New York, she was in huge basketball shorts, sneakers and a tank-top and she looked almost Tom-boyish. And for some reason, it was hot. Maybe it was the androgyny? Maybe it was that her tits looked huge in her tiny tank-top, but I thought she looked phenomenal. And, I can’t begin to tell you the stares she got on the plane when, in her typical contortionist style, she bent herself into a compact pretzel and slept that way on the trans-Atlantic flight. (I am sure you would have stared, too, if you saw a big-boobed chick with her legs akimbo and contorted into a small airplane seat! lol)

Over time, Christy would go on to do hardcore and then, anal, and boy, oh, boy, was she an amazing XXX performer. But I will tell you this: Christy never changed from being a sweet girl-next-door. Despite her raunchy antics during sex, she was still the sweetest lump o’ sugar I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. And this is the reason that no matter what, she will always hold a spot in my heart as a real girl-next-door.

xoxo

Maria

Desiree gets it off her chest! Today at SCORELAND

September 22, 2011 by Elliot James
It's the Desiree show today.

It's the Desiree show today.

SCORELAND is the 60 Minutes of the big-boob world. Meet The PressDavid Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel, Jerry Springer (well, maybe not Jerry), Nightline, 20/20 and Dateline all wrapped up into one.

Nowhere else do you find SCORE’s patented brand of up-close-and-personal interviews and chats, almost always with lots of added big nekkid tits and cookies, the way it should be.

You love pictorials and videos, but there are also times when you want to know what makes a model tick. Why she started modeling. What her boob-beginnings were like. Her background. Her interests and attitude. What turns her on. In other words, what she’s like as a person.

Now, Desiree has been here a few times this year, but we didn’t get the chance to sit down with her on-camera and learn anything about her. So she’s been somewhat of a mystery. All I knew was that several years ago, she was spotted on the beach in Florida by one of our photographers, Peter, who walked over to her and her girlfriends and introduced himself.

After Desiree posed, she dropped out of sight for 10 years before deciding to model again. That might be a record. Before Desiree, the longest modeling hiatus might have been Diane Poppos’ nine years.

We had the chance to find out more about Desiree just recently, and that’s what’s playing today in Voluptuous Theater.

Tune-in to “The Desiree Interview: Tit For Tat.”

Find out why Desiree came back with a bang.

And happy birthday to:

Shyla Stylez born Sept. 23.

Shyla Stylez born Sept. 23.

April Hunter born Sept. 24.

April Hunter born Sept. 24.

Bailey Santanna born Sept. 25.

Bailey Santanna born Sept. 25.

My hat’s off to you!

September 20, 2011 by Maria

In a recent discussion about tits and chicks and what constitutes hot and not, the topic of hats came up. Yes…sometimes you talk about tits and hats come up. It’s bizarre how boob talk can run amuck like that. I contended that hats were hot. Maybe because I like to fantasize about naked chicks with big tits in cowboy hats. Or maybe because I like to wear hats. Or both. But my male counterparts disagreed. They said hats were distracting.

But I just can’t let go of my hottie-in-a-cowboy-hat fantasy just like that. How come I can see past the hat and men can’t?

So I am conducting an experiment. I want you to look at the four pictures below of various models and I want you to tell me which ones you like, if any, and why. If you hate them all, let me know. I want nothing more than to get to the meat and potatoes of what does it for you…starting with hats, of course. lol

Naturally, I would not conduct this experiment with all of you as my guinea pigs without getting a man’pinion from one of the men I like the most…SCORE editor Dave. I like to think of Dave as my sounding board. I value his opinion on tits.

When I asked Dave about women in hats, he said he hated them. Then he referenced the ’80s band, Men Without Hats, wherein I told him that he could dance if he wanted to and he could leave his friends behind. 🙂 When I showed Dave these shots, he said he didn’t mind Pandora‘s hat or Dawn Stone‘s hat. However, he didn’t like Linsey‘s or Vixen‘s. This exchange gave me some insight because when I looked at the pics he liked, I realized that both ladies were topless. Did Dave like the hats because he was distracted by tits? Possibly. Does this mean that women should not wear hats unless they are naked? Maybe. But I really need your opinions before I can commit to a theory. 🙂

What say you, boob men? Hats on hot chicks: Good, bad or ugly?

xoxo

Maria

How Tits Are Like Snowflakes And Other Science Facts

September 17, 2011 by Maria

Today I was having a conversation with a friend of mine about tits, because let’s face it, when am I NOT talking about tits? We were talking about our breasts. (Because girls talk about their tits allllllll the time, I promise you.) You see, she and I wear the same size bra and she was asking me if I had a strapless bra that she might borrow to wear under a dress she was going to wear to a wedding.

Now, while I had no problem sharing my underthings with my lady friend, I told her, “I have a few, but I don’t think that they will fit you the same because our boobs are shaped differently.”

To which she replied, “Hello! We are the same size.”

And I said, “It doesn’t matter, they won’t fit you.” And guess what? They didn’t.

Now, why is that? Well, it has to do with a lot of science, I assume. Weight and mass multiplied by Pi or something like that, but I like to think that the simpler way of putting it is that every pair of tits are like snowflakes…no pair is the same. Yes, just like they taught you in grade school that each snowflake had its own pattern and shape, I am telling you that each pair of tits is unique and special and unlike any other pair anywhere.

But because I am somewhat of a boob scientist, naturally I had to go to SCORELAND and find evidence to prove my theory was correct. And hey, let’s face it, if part of my job as a responsible somewhat-not-really scientific professional is to stare at tits all day until I come up with facts, I AM GOING TO DO MY JOB! 🙂 So, I checked out models with the same sized racks.

I started with F-cuppers Eva Notty and Lorna Morgan. Both of these hotties wear a 34F, but that’s about it. When it comes down to it, their breasts are completely different.

Next, I checked out G-cuppers Angela White and Angelina Castro. Sure they are both brunettes. Sure, they both wear a 36G bra. But if you take a good look at their knockers, they are nothing alike.

Then I checked out Kelly Christiansen and Christy Marks, both touting a 36H rack. Again, great tits but that’s the only thing that these pairs of titties share in common.

Now, before anyone says something about this being a natural tits vs. augmented tits issue, I am going to say right up front, it is NOT.  Rather, I am talking about the way breasts look and that encompasses nipples, areolae, shape, slope, width, etc.

After reviewing these tits, I came to the conclusion that my hypothesis that each pair of tits, regardless of size, is different and unique in their own way, was proven true. And isn’t that just a delightful finding? Not only because it means that you should treat every set of hooters you see with reverence and love, but also because it serves as a reminder that there will always be uncharted titscapes out there that we have yet to discover. Yes, there will always be new and exciting boobs to seek out and expose to the world!

And isn’t that kind of variety the spice of life?

I think so! And you can trust me, because I am a scientist. (No I’m not, but I look good in a lab coat, I promise.) lol

xoxo,

Maria