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Kaytee’s covered

March 31, 2010 by Elliot James 17 Comments
Kaytee and her May '10 SCORE.

Kaytee and her May '10 SCORE.

A photo from May '10's pictorial

A photo from May '10's pictorial

There are two kinds of girls in the world: those who have big boobs and those who wish they had big boobs. Kaytee Carter doesn’t have to wish for anything. She’s got it all. Massage therapists don’t come any prettier or bustier. The last time Kaytee was here, our photographer grabbed a shot of her holding up her first magazine, the May ’10 SCORE. Kaytee looks pleased with the results. It’s still available in stores (my local shop had a few left), but get it now because it’s gonna be swapped out for the June issue. If you can’t find it, no worries. The eBoobStore has it.

“It’s something completely different and out of my realm, and that’s what I like to do,” Kaytee said about being on the cover of a men’s mag that’s circulated all over the world (except for China, Antarctica and the Mid-East). “Try different things, do things that are completely out of my box.” Well said, Kaytee! We knew she was a go-getter the moment we met her.

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The official toymaker of SCORE

February 7, 2010 by Elliot James 1 Comment

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Some old dudes make fried chicken in a bucket. Others pitch popcorn on TV. The stuff that SCORE Girls stuff themselves with is made by this kindly old doctor in California who feels gratified knowing his products are in the night stands of women around the world. Doc Johnson has been the official toy and novelty company for SCORE since 2005. When you see a babe on SCORELAND schtupping herself with a synthetic schlonger, you know where it came from. The Doctor. I spoke with Chad Braverman of Doc Johnson. Chad’s the Director of Product Development and Licensing, and his dad founded the company in 1976. It may sound like a cliche but he did start it all in a garage. His first item was the eight-inch Natural Dong. Today, Doc Johnson is an orifice-filling empire with over 1500 items, and it has a lot of horny women and men to thank for it.

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SCORE: How many vibrators would you estimate that Doc Johnson has sold over the past 30 years?
Doc Johnson: That’s hard to estimate, but it’s a figure well into the millions.
SCORE: Do you have people test out your products before mass production begins?
Doc Johnson: We test each product thoroughly before it is mass produced. We won’t release a product unless we’re 100 percent confident  consumers will enjoy using it.

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SCORE: How do you deal with so much competition?
Doc Johnson: The adult novelty industry has grown immensely since Doc Johnson launched 30 years ago, and products of every shape and size flood the market each year. The internet has revolutionized our industry. Not only has it increased sales, but it’s forced the brick and mortar shops to upgrade and improve their appearance and inventory. Because we know our space, and place a strong emphasis on research and development, we’ve stayed the recognized leader.
SCORE: Is there a company archivist that’s logged the history of the company from year to year?
Doc Johnson: Definitely. We’ve been keeping records of products and Doc Johnson memorabilia since day one.  It’s amazing to look back to some of our first catalogs ever launched and catch a glimpse of history. They’re very retro to say the least, yet at the time, they were considered cutting edge.

Doc Johnson makes toys molded from the body parts of real-life porn stars. Maybe one day, they’ll do something with a SCORE Girl. Imagine a lifelike recreation of Minka’s tits, Sara Jay’s ass or Morgan Leigh’s pussy!

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Only 17 Monkey Spankers left in the house

January 23, 2010 by Elliot James 2 Comments
A girl, a cock, a Spanker.

A girl, a cock, a Spanker.

This nifty man-aid called The Monkey Spanker is actually designed, manufactured and sold in England. The Monkey Spanker people tell us that some guys have their wives or girlfriends use it on them during a blow job session. A few of the male performers in our videos have said they’ve used it to stay stiff between photo shoots.

Our friend Africa Sexxx was happy to lend a hand with the Monkey Spanker. She became an expert with it very quickly. There’s a gripping video of Africa helping out in the eBoobStore and an even longer video plus a photo set on SCORELAND so you can see it in action.

We’ve been able to get some over here in the past. But now we’re down to only 17 Spankers in the warehouse. Customer Service doesn’t know if they’ll be able to import anymore. If there’s a Monkey Spanker supply crisis looming, you may want to be prepared and keep one stashed in your medicine cabinet. Africa not included.

Only 17 Monkey Spankers left in stock (not counting this one).

Only 17 Monkey Spankers left in stock (not counting this one).

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Only a few copies left of SCORE’s 15th anniversary issue

January 4, 2010 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts
Available at eBoobStore.com
Available at eBoobStore.com

Our warehouse supply is down to one box–less than 30 copies–of this special SCORE magazine. The June 2007 SCORE is a 132 page mammoth edition that celebrated our 15th anniversary. Each year from 1992 to 2006 was reviewed with photos and behind-the-scenes stories. The issue comes sealed in a ultra-cool metallic foil bag similar to those high-tech comic books, and a special DVD, 15 Years of SCORE, is included inside as a free bonus, along with several other freebies.

I especially remember this edition because Dave and I worked for months on it, choosing the photos and writing it, and our great staff, from the pre-press department to the photo archive, worked their butts off getting it to the newsstands and magazine stores. This is a true collector’s piece that every SCORE fan should own. I’ve seen it advertised by back issue magazine companies for $25. Get it fast, no fuss, no muss for $10 from eBoobStore.com. Once they’re gone, that’s it.
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Pipe-cleaning technology marches on

November 9, 2009 by Elliot James 5 Comments

According to an article in Men’s Health, regular masturbation is good for a guy of any age. An Australian study claims men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer. Flushing the pipes regularly keeps semen healthy and prevents the build up of cancer-causing chemicals. “It’s a fundamental aspect of men’s health, right up there with brushing your teeth,” said Gloria Brame, Ph.D., a clinical sexologist in Athens, Georgia. “It relieves stress and keeps everything about your body—your heart rate, blood pressure, reproductive system, brain chemistry—in very good shape.”

That’s why SCORE endorses and sells the Silicone Male Masturbator made by California Exotic Novelties, the trusted name in batin’, in our eBoobStore.com.

Now here's a girl who can raise your sperm count.

Now here's a girl who can raise your sperm count.

We can’t send Cindy Cupps to a guy’s house to help him operate this modern marvel but he can watch her DVDs or look at her photos as brain nutrition.

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