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What’s a wiener photo doing on the SCORELAND Blog?

May 31, 2013 by Elliot James 5 Comments

I wish I was a Lana Ivans wiener.

This is what a wiener is doing on the SCORELAND Blog.

With apologies to Twitter King Anthony Wiener, although I’m not sure if he reads our Blog.

Bon appé-tit!

Do you know who this is? Sure you do.

Here’s her photo. One of SCORE‘s sweet young things. She’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper at a chili cook-off. We lucked out the day a friend of hers suggested she contact us.

One of Lana Ivans’ XXX scorchers is in the new DVD Tits On Top 2, coming next week.

Lana makes guys crazy-nuts with that hot body and fuck-me face.

 

 

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Rating: 4.4/5

Girls holding their magazines: a regular feature?

March 30, 2013 by Elliot James 2 Comments

This weekend’s Scorecard letter section has a letter from longtime reader K.S. who writes “I would like to see models posing with their magazine spreads become a regular feature. There’s something unbelievably arousing about it; after all, who hasn’t fantasized about being with a girl who pulls out a dirty mag in which she’s displaying her wares for your perusal as a prelude to fucking her hard up her tight ass? I bet models who are also wives and girlfriends do it all the time. It must send their men absolutely insane.”

I’m with K.S. on this. A digital file can’t exist without electricity and an instrument to play it. A magazine (or a DVD)  is a physical object. It has a feeling of permanence to it.

I always enjoy getting a photo from a model holding one of her mags, either by the cover or open to the layout. It doesn’t happen all that often. Most of the time, we’ll take the shot when she’s back on a return trip.

But why does K.S. like this kind of photo? Because whoever is in the magazine is proud of being in the magazine, and proud of her body, and she’s happy to show it in the photo. “This is me and I’m in this magazine.”

Cindy Cupps and Summer Sinn.

Summer.

Destiny Rose.

Christy Marks.

Minka.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here’s a few more from the collection. I like K.S.’s suggestion. More are welcome! Send ’em to scorecard@Scoregroup.com or by mail to SCORE, 1629 NW 84th Ave, Miami, FL 33126 USA.

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Rating: 4.1/5

One of the all-time great dirty talkers: Kerry Marie

March 27, 2013 by Elliot James 12 Comments

Kerry has a special magic with the camera.

Someone who will always be one of my favorite SCORE and V-mag Girls is a busty brunette Brit.

Among Kerry Marie’s many talents is the knack for jack yak. She’s brilliant, like the English say.

As the Brit actress in those chewing gum TV commercials says, “Dirty Mouth?”

I was reviewing some of the videos on BustyKerryMarie.com that Kerry made when she used to visit the SCORE building in Miami. What she said was so perfectly hot, I realized that even if she did hardcore with some stud, I’d still want to watch her P.O.V. solo scenes instead. What a phone sex operator she would have been. Some of the stuff that she came up with still knocks me out. Kerry can say the dirtiest things with such conviction and yet she’s never less than wholesome and innocent-sounding.

Kerry’s also an expert with toys, which started in 2002 when she did her first toying scene with Cassandra in On Location Costa Del Sol. After that, she made a bunch of very horny dildo videos in the USA with some very clever set-ups and that wonderful vocabulary. This is a sample from her video Phone Sex. She does justice to her Union Jack dress too. A lot of girls say nothing in their solo videos. But if they can learn to talk the talk like Kerry, they’ll make the world a better place to jack.

This is my dedication to Kerry. What a doll.

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Rating: 4.2/5

Lana Ivans presents the two best reasons to get the June 2013 issue of SCORE

March 15, 2013 by Dave 7 Comments

Before, Lana was a busty hottie.

But now her rack is off the charts.

There are many good reasons to get your hands on the June 2013 issue of SCORE, which is on-sale right now in the digital version at eBoobStore.com (the print version hits newsstands and eBoobStore.com this week). Mega-boobed natural Roxi Red sucks and fucks cock. Alura Jenson shows off all of her fuck holes in her SCORE debut. Dolly Delight creams her tits. And there’s more.

But the best reasons to pick up the June ’13 issue? You’re looking at ’em. That’s Lana Ivans. She used to be a DD-cupper. Now she’s destroying G-cup bras.

“I put on some weight, and it all went to my chest!” Lana said.

Seeing is believing, and the new Lana is one amazing sight. There have been a lot of great growth spurts in the history of SCORE (Linsey Dawn McKenzie’s and Autumn-Jade’s are the first that come to mind), but this one is history-making. A very good model is now great.

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Ten years ago inside SCORELAND

January 20, 2013 by Elliot James 4 Comments

Vixen LaMoore's cover issue hit newsstands.

Vixen LaMoore made her debut as the covergirl in the February ’03 SCORE. Kayla Kleevage drove a motorcycle and a shopping cart around Las Vegas and she invited our photographer into her house in the “At Home With” section.

Bad-ass biker chick Kayla Kleevage and her Harley Davidson Dyna Low Rider.

Lisa Lipps was interviewed for a fresh spread. (“Lately, I’ve had this thing for young guys, about 20 to 25 years old. I like to pick them up, take them home, see if I can suck their cocks, maybe fuck ’em,” Lisa said in her interview.)

Blondie and Jade Feng made their SCORE debuts. Blondie was a Hungarian bartender discovered by an English SCORE photographer. Jade was our first model born and raised in China.

Blondie.

Anne Marie was a real-ife married swinger.


Hannah Callow and Brandy Dean returned for strip action.

Chaz dangled her dazzlers in Key Largo. Sana Fey in one of her final sets.

Short ‘n’ stacked Kate had a date with a big dick. Melissa Carey did interracial hardcore and swinger Anne Marie did even harder hardcore with a guy, a sex swing, anal beads and a butt plug.

Otis Sweat’s Dream SCORE for February ’03 was a painting of one of the most popular teens in TSG history.

Chaz. Where has she gone off to?

Linsey Dawn McKenzie and Susie Wilden appeared together in girl-girl toy play in the February ’03 Voluptuous.

Howard Stern interviewed Linsey Dawn McKenzie on his radio and TV show.

Annie Swanson was interviewed.

 Busty Dildo Lovers 3 with SaRenna Lee, Mandi Melons and other babes playing with BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend) was released.

“The Jack Report 6” by Dan Ross looked at natural ways to strengthen your penis.

Daphne Rosen was a New Discovery.

And that’s the way it was 10 years ago in the month of January in the year 2003.

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The February 2013 issue of Voluptuous has hit the newsstands! MERRY TITMAS!

December 15, 2012 by Maria 3 Comments

The Feb. '13 issue of V-mag is full of boobs and boobs and more boobs. MERRY TITMAS!

For all of you who want your bells jingled and some busty babe to deck your balls,

the wait is OVER!

The February 2013 issue of V-mag has arrived and it is jam-packed with Christmas cheer!

And by Christmas cheer, I mean TITTIES!

And who doesn’t love those, right?

There are 18 pairs of perky ‘jiggle’ bells inside this issue and one of them belongs to cover girl and Southern Belle, Rockell. She’s quite the hottie, if you ask me.

Plus, get your first look at the newest V-mag DVD, V-Girls Next Door, featuring all of your favorite natural big titters!

And curvy sensations Gabrielle Love and Felicia Clover show off their big tits and fat asses,too!

You get Siri and Luxury Amore in XXX action and Kitana Flores takes on two cocks at once!

For those of you who really like a pair of knocked-up knockers, Shyla Shy returns to show off her preggo tatas.

Lola is back, taking a bath and putting on a pussy show for you, too.

And if you love the curvy ladies of Montego Babes, they are all back, naked by a pool. There’s nothing like three bra-busters in tiny bikinis!

AND YOU CAN ALSO DOWNLOAD THE DIGITAL ISSUE ON TO YOUR IPAD!

Isn’t technology fucking awesome?

This issue has everything you need to stay warm during these winter months.

And by warm, I mean hard as a rock and strokin’.

Check it out now on the eBoobStore!

Merry TITMAS! May boobs bless us all, everyone!

xoxox

Maria

 

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Jiggle belles jiggling all the way in February ’13 SCORE

December 4, 2012 by Elliot James 8 Comments

Santa Claus' busty helper Anjii Ross. No wonder his hair is white.

Right on time to bust out that holiday cheer, the February ’13 SCORE magazine is now at your favorite store.

In this edition:

Covergirl Anjii Ross in her mag debut.

The debuts of Gabrielle Love and Kalila Kane.

Canada’s Stanley Cup television sensation Taylor Stevens.

Australian superstar Angela White.

British stunner Michelle Bond.

Harmony Bliss and a big Xmas toy.

Stephanie Stalls does a wild DP. Stephanie’s nastiest scene.

Daylene Rio’s couch dance gets out of hand.

The round-up of the best DVDs of 2012.

In “Boob Beat,” a chance to win Hitomi’s signed bra. Only one in existence!

The popular “Scorecard” readers’ forum.

Another must-own issue. A free DVD is included with the mag in most areas.

If your store doesn’t have SCORE, #1 in Big Boobs, mail their name and address to us at score@scoregroup.com and we’ll handle the rest.

Shop online? Get the February ’13 SCORE at eBoobStore. If you collect digital mags and like to read them on your phone or tablet, we’ve got that covered, too. The digital version of the mag also contains five embedded video clips of Daylene, Kalila, Stephanie, Gabrielle and Michelle. Check out the video samples.

Deck the halls with boobs and hooters. Nothing beats holiday highbeams!

Anjii unwrapped! Yeah, we know it's rushing things to open the present too early.

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Rating: 4.2/5

I give thanks to those who give us their T&A

November 26, 2012 by Elliot James 3 Comments

The new DVD Ready For Stuffing. Yes, they are.

Thanksgiving may be over for another year, but for me, it’s something I celebrate every day because I give thanks every single day for huge-boobed ladies, especially the ones who toss off their bras and panties here.

It kind of goes boob-in-bra-cup with the holiday I singlehandedly created in another Blog, National Areolae Day. When I am elected president, this holiday will become a federal one.

If you celebrate Thanksgiving, the title of this new DVD at eBoobStore is a phrase you may have heard at the Thanksgiving table last week: Ready For Stuffing.

It’s right hours on four discs and stars 30 models! The complete list of girls is in the eBoobStore description.

The gal on the cover is the California goddess Michelle May, one of the many primo babes selected for this collection.

Assuming you watch one scene a day, it’ll take you a month to watch this DVD.  I call that a deal a tit-man can’t refuse.

 

 

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Black Friday: A day to get your hands on big tits!

November 23, 2012 by Maria Leave your thoughts

It's Cyber Monday at the eboobstore!

Let’s face it, Black Friday is a time for lines and lines and lines and more lines at any of your favorite local stores.

Do you want to get stuck behind Captain Complainerpants who is going to talk your ear off for an hour about how long the line you’re both standing in is?

Do you want to be trapped in front of Stressed-Out Mommy whose annoying brat keeps kicking you?

Do you want to argue with someone over the last item in the whole store?

Do you want to almost get trampled by determined shoppers who slept outside the store in order to get those really good deals?

If you are into that kind of thing, stop reading right now and please, enjoy the rest of your day filled with standing around and other non-enjoyable shopping shenanigans.

But if you are into spending your time doing way cooler things like checking out big tits and getting big savings, then let’s talk about our giant cyber sale happening right now at the eBoobStore!

Right now until November 27, you can get many of our best DVDs for up to 80% OFF!

Now that’s a sale you can get behind!

Plus, there are no lines, no waiting and nothing but pure-boob power to keep you entertained.

So, drop what you are doing right now. If you are in a long line, leave it.

And head over to the eBoobStore by clicking HERE to get the best sales in town with none of that waiting in long lines crap.

Happy Black Friday!

xoxo

Maria

 

 

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The hit list

November 19, 2012 by Elliot James 12 Comments

My goal has come true.

Years back, I visualized only three big-boob magazines on the racks when a guy walked into a store: SCORE, Voluptuous and XL Girls.

I swore to myself that our competitors would be wiped off the racks one day.

My hit list is now complete.

Busty Beauties–gone.

D-Cup–gone.

Gent–gone.

Cleavage–gone.

and the latest big-boob zine to fold its tent: Juggs. Gone.

Adios, dudes.

They took a long time to go down, but there can be only one.

Or in our case, three: SCORE, Voluptuous and XL Girls.

Get them at your favorite news rack.

Going the extra 1,000 miles to find the best babes makes SCORE #1 in Big Boobs.

 

 

 

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Rating: 3.8/5