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Back today at SCORELAND: Cameron Skye. Tomorrow: Patty & the Painter

October 3, 2013 by Elliot James 1 Comment

I just read that the last porn theater in Baltimore, Maryland, the Apex theater, closed after 40 years of running porn movies. That’s sad as the grindhouse theater experience of watching porn is something that should be tried at least once. Sure, things are easy now and taken for granted. No longer do you have to travel to a cavernous theater smelling of disinfectant, pay at the box office and be careful in choosing your seat amongst a smattering of strangers while giant images of copulating couples flash on the screen and their moans echo through giant speakers.

Now you can simply sit in your boxers at your computer (at home and hopefully not at work, unless you’re the owner) and the world of tits, ass and sex comes to you, no fuss, no muss. The clock for the demise of the porn theaters began to run down in the late ’70s when Sony’s BetaMax tapes were released. And who were the first to put their movies on tape? Not the big studios, afraid of losing box office revenue. It was the pornographers, pioneers like Arthur Morowitz who founded the now-defunct Video Shack chain of retail stores in Manhattan, itself a victim of newer technology, the internet.

I bring up this piece of adult movie history because tomorrow’s SCORELAND scene “Patty & the Painter” starring sexy slim & stacked newcomer Patty Michova is straight out of an old-school ’70s porn smoker as Patty decides to paint her house and goes over color schemes with the horny house painter. It could have been the plumber, the TV repairman, the gardener or the delivery guy. (Lisa Lipps popped a painter in 2002.) Sometimes the old ways are the best.

Estimated time of job completion: never. The only deposit Patty will be getting back will be…well, you know how that goes. Roll the clip!

"Helping big-boobed ladies choose paint colors gets me hard."

News flash: Fans of Cameron Skye can welcome this pretty blonde back to SCORELAND today in a fresh pictorial and video. Welcome back, Cameron! Click here for a preview!

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Starts Wednesday at SCORELAND: Big Boob Finishing School

September 30, 2013 by Elliot James 5 Comments

 

Students assemble at Big Boob Finishing School in Portugal.

First time at SCORELAND…When Arianna Sinn, Sophie Mae, Valory Irene, Lana Ivans and Eden Mor receive an invitation in the mail from the headmistress of the Big Boob Finishing School, Michelle Bond, they are intrigued.

They travel to Michelle’s historic villa to learn her secrets about attracting and holding on to a guy. A spectacular cast of international hotties star in this SCORE feature film shot completely on-location in scenic Portugal.

If you loved On Location Key Largo, On Location Costa Del Sol and other SCORE feature movies, you’ll love Big Boob Finishing School.

Lesson #1: How to dress for sex-cess.

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Beti Phellasio in September ’13 XLGirls. Grab it!

July 29, 2013 by Elliot James 2 Comments

Now on sale: September '13 XL Girls magazine.

Mag readers are getting their first look at Beti Phellasio, a new British babe who comes prepared to blow you away with her girl-next-door face and 38G hooters in the September ’13 XL Girls (SP253), now on sale at your favorite rack or directly through the SCORE Store.

Beti lists deep-throating as one of her talents.  “I’m an exhibitionist,” she said. “I eat up attention. I love attention. I dress to show off my body.” I’m telling you, Beti has big things ahead of her.

Also starring in this issue packed with superstars and popular names:

Angel DeLuca in XXX hardcore.

Anorei Collins in XXX hardcore.

Charlotte from Germany.

Krissy Dawson from the Czech Republic.

Marilyn Mayson pictorial and interview.

Marilyn White.

Molly Howard.

Sofia Rose.

XL Legends: a special about the stars of our earliest editions.

Get your copy today.

The flip side.

 

 

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This video about SCOREtv.tv is an Internet sensation. See who made it one.

June 7, 2013 by Elliot James 2 Comments

While 18eighteen Girls are usually never seen on the Blog, I have to make this one exception for Alexis Adams. Alexis did a video about using the Roku box to watch our movies on SCOREtv.tv, and she, and this video, became an Internet sensation when it was posted. It didn’t take long for the video to go viral on the Web.

Alexis is cute, has a sexy-as-fuck little body and has done some mighty horny hardcore at 18eighteen.com plus several solos at Naughtymag.com, so I can forgive her for liking Ashton Kutcher. Her face reminds me a bit of Brandy Talore’s, although I wouldn’t call them kissin’ cousins, since they’re widely separated by genetics.

Alexis Adams, Roku & SCOREtv.tv babe.

Brandy Talore in 2002, first pictorial.

 

 

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What’s a wiener photo doing on the SCORELAND Blog?

May 31, 2013 by Elliot James 5 Comments

I wish I was a Lana Ivans wiener.

This is what a wiener is doing on the SCORELAND Blog.

With apologies to Twitter King Anthony Wiener, although I’m not sure if he reads our Blog.

Bon appé-tit!

Do you know who this is? Sure you do.

Here’s her photo. One of SCORE‘s sweet young things. She’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper at a chili cook-off. We lucked out the day a friend of hers suggested she contact us.

One of Lana Ivans’ XXX scorchers is in the new DVD Tits On Top 2, coming next week.

Lana makes guys crazy-nuts with that hot body and fuck-me face.

 

 

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Girls holding their magazines: a regular feature?

March 30, 2013 by Elliot James 2 Comments

This weekend’s Scorecard letter section has a letter from longtime reader K.S. who writes “I would like to see models posing with their magazine spreads become a regular feature. There’s something unbelievably arousing about it; after all, who hasn’t fantasized about being with a girl who pulls out a dirty mag in which she’s displaying her wares for your perusal as a prelude to fucking her hard up her tight ass? I bet models who are also wives and girlfriends do it all the time. It must send their men absolutely insane.”

I’m with K.S. on this. A digital file can’t exist without electricity and an instrument to play it. A magazine (or a DVD)  is a physical object. It has a feeling of permanence to it.

I always enjoy getting a photo from a model holding one of her mags, either by the cover or open to the layout. It doesn’t happen all that often. Most of the time, we’ll take the shot when she’s back on a return trip.

But why does K.S. like this kind of photo? Because whoever is in the magazine is proud of being in the magazine, and proud of her body, and she’s happy to show it in the photo. “This is me and I’m in this magazine.”

Cindy Cupps and Summer Sinn.

Summer.

Destiny Rose.

Christy Marks.

Minka.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here’s a few more from the collection. I like K.S.’s suggestion. More are welcome! Send ’em to scorecard@Scoregroup.com or by mail to SCORE, 1629 NW 84th Ave, Miami, FL 33126 USA.

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One of the all-time great dirty talkers: Kerry Marie

March 27, 2013 by Elliot James 12 Comments

Kerry has a special magic with the camera.

Someone who will always be one of my favorite SCORE and V-mag Girls is a busty brunette Brit.

Among Kerry Marie’s many talents is the knack for jack yak. She’s brilliant, like the English say.

As the Brit actress in those chewing gum TV commercials says, “Dirty Mouth?”

I was reviewing some of the videos on BustyKerryMarie.com that Kerry made when she used to visit the SCORE building in Miami. What she said was so perfectly hot, I realized that even if she did hardcore with some stud, I’d still want to watch her P.O.V. solo scenes instead. What a phone sex operator she would have been. Some of the stuff that she came up with still knocks me out. Kerry can say the dirtiest things with such conviction and yet she’s never less than wholesome and innocent-sounding.

Kerry’s also an expert with toys, which started in 2002 when she did her first toying scene with Cassandra in On Location Costa Del Sol. After that, she made a bunch of very horny dildo videos in the USA with some very clever set-ups and that wonderful vocabulary. This is a sample from her video Phone Sex. She does justice to her Union Jack dress too. A lot of girls say nothing in their solo videos. But if they can learn to talk the talk like Kerry, they’ll make the world a better place to jack.

This is my dedication to Kerry. What a doll.

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Lana Ivans presents the two best reasons to get the June 2013 issue of SCORE

March 15, 2013 by Dave 7 Comments

Before, Lana was a busty hottie.

But now her rack is off the charts.

There are many good reasons to get your hands on the June 2013 issue of SCORE, which is on-sale right now in the digital version at eBoobStore.com (the print version hits newsstands and eBoobStore.com this week). Mega-boobed natural Roxi Red sucks and fucks cock. Alura Jenson shows off all of her fuck holes in her SCORE debut. Dolly Delight creams her tits. And there’s more.

But the best reasons to pick up the June ’13 issue? You’re looking at ’em. That’s Lana Ivans. She used to be a DD-cupper. Now she’s destroying G-cup bras.

“I put on some weight, and it all went to my chest!” Lana said.

Seeing is believing, and the new Lana is one amazing sight. There have been a lot of great growth spurts in the history of SCORE (Linsey Dawn McKenzie’s and Autumn-Jade’s are the first that come to mind), but this one is history-making. A very good model is now great.

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Ten years ago inside SCORELAND

January 20, 2013 by Elliot James 4 Comments

Vixen LaMoore's cover issue hit newsstands.

Vixen LaMoore made her debut as the covergirl in the February ’03 SCORE. Kayla Kleevage drove a motorcycle and a shopping cart around Las Vegas and she invited our photographer into her house in the “At Home With” section.

Bad-ass biker chick Kayla Kleevage and her Harley Davidson Dyna Low Rider.

Lisa Lipps was interviewed for a fresh spread. (“Lately, I’ve had this thing for young guys, about 20 to 25 years old. I like to pick them up, take them home, see if I can suck their cocks, maybe fuck ’em,” Lisa said in her interview.)

Blondie and Jade Feng made their SCORE debuts. Blondie was a Hungarian bartender discovered by an English SCORE photographer. Jade was our first model born and raised in China.

Blondie.

Anne Marie was a real-ife married swinger.


Hannah Callow and Brandy Dean returned for strip action.

Chaz dangled her dazzlers in Key Largo. Sana Fey in one of her final sets.

Short ‘n’ stacked Kate had a date with a big dick. Melissa Carey did interracial hardcore and swinger Anne Marie did even harder hardcore with a guy, a sex swing, anal beads and a butt plug.

Otis Sweat’s Dream SCORE for February ’03 was a painting of one of the most popular teens in TSG history.

Chaz. Where has she gone off to?

Linsey Dawn McKenzie and Susie Wilden appeared together in girl-girl toy play in the February ’03 Voluptuous.

Howard Stern interviewed Linsey Dawn McKenzie on his radio and TV show.

Annie Swanson was interviewed.

 Busty Dildo Lovers 3 with SaRenna Lee, Mandi Melons and other babes playing with BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend) was released.

“The Jack Report 6” by Dan Ross looked at natural ways to strengthen your penis.

Daphne Rosen was a New Discovery.

And that’s the way it was 10 years ago in the month of January in the year 2003.

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The February 2013 issue of Voluptuous has hit the newsstands! MERRY TITMAS!

December 15, 2012 by Maria 3 Comments

The Feb. '13 issue of V-mag is full of boobs and boobs and more boobs. MERRY TITMAS!

For all of you who want your bells jingled and some busty babe to deck your balls,

the wait is OVER!

The February 2013 issue of V-mag has arrived and it is jam-packed with Christmas cheer!

And by Christmas cheer, I mean TITTIES!

And who doesn’t love those, right?

There are 18 pairs of perky ‘jiggle’ bells inside this issue and one of them belongs to cover girl and Southern Belle, Rockell. She’s quite the hottie, if you ask me.

Plus, get your first look at the newest V-mag DVD, V-Girls Next Door, featuring all of your favorite natural big titters!

And curvy sensations Gabrielle Love and Felicia Clover show off their big tits and fat asses,too!

You get Siri and Luxury Amore in XXX action and Kitana Flores takes on two cocks at once!

For those of you who really like a pair of knocked-up knockers, Shyla Shy returns to show off her preggo tatas.

Lola is back, taking a bath and putting on a pussy show for you, too.

And if you love the curvy ladies of Montego Babes, they are all back, naked by a pool. There’s nothing like three bra-busters in tiny bikinis!

AND YOU CAN ALSO DOWNLOAD THE DIGITAL ISSUE ON TO YOUR IPAD!

Isn’t technology fucking awesome?

This issue has everything you need to stay warm during these winter months.

And by warm, I mean hard as a rock and strokin’.

Check it out now on the eBoobStore!

Merry TITMAS! May boobs bless us all, everyone!

xoxox

Maria

 

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