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The Fetish Fantasy Dragon Lady costume or the Fetish Fantasy Naughty Nurse uniform, or both, will light up those cozy evenings.
You'll enjoy being sick.
Check out these and other sexy novelties like the new Splat Mat at eBoobStore.com.
One of the wildest adult novelties ever produced.
January '14 SCORE. Get it today.
This edition contains the 2013 SCORE Awards ballot. Fill it out and mail it in.
In this issue:
The nominees for:
Newcomer of the Year
Model of the Year
Hardcore Performer of the Year
The Big-Boob Hall of Fame
Daylene Rio
Patty Michova
Valentina Monroe
Brandy Dean
Eva Notty
A preview of the new DVD SCORE Threesomes 2
My idol Otis Sweat is back with a new feature, “SCORE Next Door.”
In the “Boob Beat” column, a chance to win Daylene’s signed bra, a super-rare collectible. The only guy who has one of Daylene’s bras is a dry cleaner who kept it, and it wasn’t even signed.
Get your copy today at your favorite newsstand or magazine shop or direct from SCORE in the print or digital edition.
Bringing up the rear is, of course, Daylene Rio.
Printed on easy-to-rinse vinyl, Splat Mats are life-sized, high quality 41-inch by 24-inch photos of SCORE and Voluptuous Girls in the most-jackable, fuckable positions.
The Splat Mat also makes a great wall decoration for your man-cave.
Choose from Christy Marks, Kali West, Karina Hart, Michelle May and Venera.
Order yours now exclusively at eBoobStore.com. Supplies are limited!
I just read that the last porn theater in Baltimore, Maryland, the Apex theater, closed after 40 years of running porn movies. That’s sad as the grindhouse theater experience of watching porn is something that should be tried at least once. Sure, things are easy now and taken for granted. No longer do you have to travel to a cavernous theater smelling of disinfectant, pay at the box office and be careful in choosing your seat amongst a smattering of strangers while giant images of copulating couples flash on the screen and their moans echo through giant speakers.
Now you can simply sit in your boxers at your computer (at home and hopefully not at work, unless you’re the owner) and the world of tits, ass and sex comes to you, no fuss, no muss. The clock for the demise of the porn theaters began to run down in the late ’70s when Sony’s BetaMax tapes were released. And who were the first to put their movies on tape? Not the big studios, afraid of losing box office revenue. It was the pornographers, pioneers like Arthur Morowitz who founded the now-defunct Video Shack chain of retail stores in Manhattan, itself a victim of newer technology, the internet.
I bring up this piece of adult movie history because tomorrow’s SCORELAND scene “Patty & the Painter” starring sexy slim & stacked newcomer Patty Michova is straight out of an old-school ’70s porn smoker as Patty decides to paint her house and goes over color schemes with the horny house painter. It could have been the plumber, the TV repairman, the gardener or the delivery guy. (Lisa Lipps popped a painter in 2002.) Sometimes the old ways are the best.
Estimated time of job completion: never. The only deposit Patty will be getting back will be…well, you know how that goes. Roll the clip!
"Helping big-boobed ladies choose paint colors gets me hard."
News flash: Fans of Cameron Skye can welcome this pretty blonde back to SCORELAND today in a fresh pictorial and video. Welcome back, Cameron! Click here for a preview!
Students assemble at Big Boob Finishing School in Portugal.
First time at SCORELAND…When Arianna Sinn, Sophie Mae, Valory Irene, Lana Ivans and Eden Mor receive an invitation in the mail from the headmistress of the Big Boob Finishing School, Michelle Bond, they are intrigued.
They travel to Michelle’s historic villa to learn her secrets about attracting and holding on to a guy. A spectacular cast of international hotties star in this SCORE feature film shot completely on-location in scenic Portugal.
If you loved On Location Key Largo, On Location Costa Del Sol and other SCORE feature movies, you’ll love Big Boob Finishing School.
Lesson #1: How to dress for sex-cess.
Now on sale: September '13 XL Girls magazine.
Mag readers are getting their first look at Beti Phellasio, a new British babe who comes prepared to blow you away with her girl-next-door face and 38G hooters in the September ’13 XL Girls (SP253), now on sale at your favorite rack or directly through the SCORE Store.
Beti lists deep-throating as one of her talents. “I’m an exhibitionist,” she said. “I eat up attention. I love attention. I dress to show off my body.” I’m telling you, Beti has big things ahead of her.
Also starring in this issue packed with superstars and popular names:
Angel DeLuca in XXX hardcore.
Anorei Collins in XXX hardcore.
Charlotte from Germany.
Krissy Dawson from the Czech Republic.
Marilyn Mayson pictorial and interview.
Marilyn White.
Molly Howard.
Sofia Rose.
XL Legends: a special about the stars of our earliest editions.
The flip side.
While 18eighteen Girls are usually never seen on the Blog, I have to make this one exception for Alexis Adams. Alexis did a video about using the Roku box to watch our movies on SCOREtv.tv, and she, and this video, became an Internet sensation when it was posted. It didn’t take long for the video to go viral on the Web.
Alexis is cute, has a sexy-as-fuck little body and has done some mighty horny hardcore at 18eighteen.com plus several solos at Naughtymag.com, so I can forgive her for liking Ashton Kutcher. Her face reminds me a bit of Brandy Talore’s, although I wouldn’t call them kissin’ cousins, since they’re widely separated by genetics.
Alexis Adams, Roku & SCOREtv.tv babe.
Brandy Talore in 2002, first pictorial.
I wish I was a Lana Ivans wiener.
This is what a wiener is doing on the SCORELAND Blog.
With apologies to Twitter King Anthony Wiener, although I’m not sure if he reads our Blog.
Bon appé-tit!
Do you know who this is? Sure you do.
Here’s her photo. One of SCORE‘s sweet young things. She’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper at a chili cook-off. We lucked out the day a friend of hers suggested she contact us.
One of Lana Ivans’ XXX scorchers is in the new DVD Tits On Top 2, coming next week.
Lana makes guys crazy-nuts with that hot body and fuck-me face.
This weekend’s Scorecard letter section has a letter from longtime reader K.S. who writes “I would like to see models posing with their magazine spreads become a regular feature. There’s something unbelievably arousing about it; after all, who hasn’t fantasized about being with a girl who pulls out a dirty mag in which she’s displaying her wares for your perusal as a prelude to fucking her hard up her tight ass? I bet models who are also wives and girlfriends do it all the time. It must send their men absolutely insane.”
I’m with K.S. on this. A digital file can’t exist without electricity and an instrument to play it. A magazine (or a DVD) is a physical object. It has a feeling of permanence to it.
I always enjoy getting a photo from a model holding one of her mags, either by the cover or open to the layout. It doesn’t happen all that often. Most of the time, we’ll take the shot when she’s back on a return trip.
But why does K.S. like this kind of photo? Because whoever is in the magazine is proud of being in the magazine, and proud of her body, and she’s happy to show it in the photo. “This is me and I’m in this magazine.”
Cindy Cupps and Summer Sinn.
Summer.
Destiny Rose.
Christy Marks.
Minka.
Here’s a few more from the collection. I like K.S.’s suggestion. More are welcome! Send ’em to scorecard@Scoregroup.com or by mail to SCORE, 1629 NW 84th Ave, Miami, FL 33126 USA.
Kerry has a special magic with the camera.
Someone who will always be one of my favorite SCORE and V-mag Girls is a busty brunette Brit.
Among Kerry Marie’s many talents is the knack for jack yak. She’s brilliant, like the English say.
As the Brit actress in those chewing gum TV commercials says, “Dirty Mouth?”
I was reviewing some of the videos on BustyKerryMarie.com that Kerry made when she used to visit the SCORE building in Miami. What she said was so perfectly hot, I realized that even if she did hardcore with some stud, I’d still want to watch her P.O.V. solo scenes instead. What a phone sex operator she would have been. Some of the stuff that she came up with still knocks me out. Kerry can say the dirtiest things with such conviction and yet she’s never less than wholesome and innocent-sounding.
Kerry’s also an expert with toys, which started in 2002 when she did her first toying scene with Cassandra in On Location Costa Del Sol. After that, she made a bunch of very horny dildo videos in the USA with some very clever set-ups and that wonderful vocabulary. This is a sample from her video Phone Sex. She does justice to her Union Jack dress too. A lot of girls say nothing in their solo videos. But if they can learn to talk the talk like Kerry, they’ll make the world a better place to jack.
This is my dedication to Kerry. What a doll.