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Holiday ’11 Voluptuous mag now in stores

October 24, 2011 by Elliot James
Now at your favorite magazine rack but not for long.

Now at your favorite magazine rack but not for long.

The Holiday ’11 Voluptuous rings the bells.

Micky Bells. What a set of clappers. What music they make. Micky is this edition’s covergirl, her second cover appearance in three months. That could be a record.

This issue also stars Catt Green in her first magazine pictorial, newcomer Lola, Renee Ross as a nurse, Lanea Love, Maserati and Desiree in tits ‘n’ tugs action, Beverly Paige in torrid XXX and Stefani, as well as the V-Mag debut of natural sensation Hitomi.

A bumper crop of finger-lickin’ natural bra-stuffers guaranteed to sizzle your weiner.

Get it now before your store runs out, and it will according to the store clerks I talk to, or let your fingers do the walking by ordering it at eBoobStore.com.

Candid Boob Camera

October 1, 2011 by Elliot James

In stores next week: the Holiday ’11 SCORE starring Dolly Delight, Leanne Crow, Sheridan Love, Catt Green, Sandra Star, Chica, Alia Janine, Valory Irene, Eden Mor, Sophie Mae and a chance to win Maserati’s autographed bra in “Boob Beat.”

Check out the just-released Fall DVD catalog in PDF.

Maserati goes for a juggy joyride to SCORELAND today & Saturday. All new!

September 16, 2011 by Elliot James
Check under Maserati's hood! Twin turbos await!

Check under Maserati's hood! Twin turbos await!

Maserati told us in her first SCORE video (“Maserati’s Rack Attack”) that she’s attracted to guys who don’t pay attention to her right away. Guys who kinda ignore her. Guys who look like a challenge to her.

Well, here’s what I have to say about that, even though I find it hard to believe that she runs across any guys who behave like that.

Anyone who doesn’t have chained to his waist a girlfriend or wife who’s in the same physical shape as Maserati and plays that game is trying the old reverse-psychology tactic or is studying for the priesthood.

I know that any SCORE reader or SCORELAND member who spotted Maserati in a social setting, like a party, wouldn’t be holding up the wall. He’d be chatting her up, at the very least.

No such situation here in our second Maserati total hardcore scene, “Maserati Goes For A Juggy Joy Ride,” at SCORELAND. This mechanic is more than eager and ready to see what’s under Maserati’s hood, check out her impressive headlights, play with her knobs and buttons, inspect her luxe interior, then take her for a long, hard ride.

Maserati’s ride rules! So show her some love.

Maserati, Desiree, Beverly Paige…it’s a great time for huge-boobed, pole-vaulting newcomers.

Maserati’s debut magazine appearance is December ’11 SCORE, now ready for ya at eBoobStore.com or your favorite newsstand.

Venera’s covered front and back. Or should we say uncovered?

September 5, 2011 by Elliot James
December '11 SCORE now at your favorite rack.

Now at your favorite rack.

The back cover...naturally.

The back cover...naturally.

Venera’s stackitude is mindboggling. How can anyone so slim be so naturally busty? And yet, seeing is believing. I pondered the same question in 2005 when Merilyn Sakova exploded onto the scene. I realize there’s no definitive answer. It’s a miracle of nature in how body mass is distributed, and that’s the only answer I can come up with. And I’m grateful for this phenomenon. And to Venera for showing us what nature has bestowed upon her.

Venera’s debut in the December ’11 SCORE, now being stacked on newsstand racks all over the world, will have the same impact. There will be lots of rack studying going on in numerous countries from the States to Sweden to Australia.

Also starring in this edition: Maserati; Michelle Bond and Eden Mor; Angel Gee; Valory Irene; Brooke Tyler; Kaytee Carter; Kelly Christiansen & Karen Fisher XXX; and a DVD preview of Big Tit A-List 2.

Pick up a copy at your local store or get it with a few clicks at eBoobStore.com.

Either way, don’t miss it.

And get to know Venera on DVD. Available now and only from SCORE, Venera’s Busty Debut, filmed in Jamaica, is the first DVD to showcase the slim-n-stacked hottie. See the trailer at eBoobStore.com.

She's boobalicious!

She's boobalicious!


Movies that tit-loving guys should own

August 31, 2011 by Elliot James
Big Boob Finishing School. Where the elite meet.

Big Boob Finishing School. Where the elite meet.

If Big-Boob Finishing School did not exist, we would be forced to create it as a public service for girls who want to become better girlfriends.

At this critically acclaimed center for advancement in the science and art of man-pleasing, Michelle Bond is the knowledgeable head mistress.

In fact, Miss Bond wrote the best selling book, The Ultimate Guide For Pleasing Men, featured in this film.

Our camera crew traveled to Miss Bond’s posh estate in Portugal, where she allowed us to film her stacked students–Valory Irene, Arianna Sinn, Sophie Mae, Lana Ivans and Eden Mor–during actual classes as they learned the step-by-step techniques of making a guy feel like a king.

This is a DVD for every man with big boobs on his brain 24-7 and one he can even watch with his girlfriend, wife or friend with benefits.

The courses taught include:

1) How girls should dress to please a guy.

2) How a girl can be a porn star in her own bedroom.

3) The art of oily massage.

4) How to give the perfect lap dance.

5) How a guy should be woken up in the morning.

And much more plus lots of behind-the-scenes extras.

Check out the trailer and get your copy of Big-Boob Finishing School today at eBoobStore.com.

The clock is ticking. Don’t miss out.

August 29, 2011 by Elliot James
Shot with an all-star cast on location in Europe.

An all-star cast on location in Europe.

Raw sex with a superstar cast.

Raw sex with a superstar cast.

Girls just wanna have cum.

Girls just wanna have cum.

Our eBoobStore sale ends tomorrow. There’s not much time left to take advantage of this deeply discounted offer.

Get your hands on some of our best DVDs at unbeatable prices. Titles like Busty Riding Academy with Christy Marks and Karina Hart and My Big Plump Wedding starring Renee Ross and Samantha, plus Big Tit A-List, Karina Hart As You Wish, Rack-O-Rama in 3D, Big Boob Paradise, Tits On Tops and Pounding The Pledges. DVDs packed with busty stars and hot action that you’ll watch for years to come.

Check out the entire list of 50, and order your picks while there’s still time.

Summer’s ending and, unfortunately, so is this hot sale.

Movies that tit-loving guys should own

August 18, 2011 by Elliot James
Angelina Castro: the Miami hottie gets some booty love in SCOREtv: Uncut & Uncensored.

Angelina Castro: the Miami hottie gets some booty love in SCOREtv: Uncut & Uncensored.

Big-titted stripper Stephanie can pole dance anytime at SCORE and she does in SCOREtv.

Big-titted stripper Stephanie can pole dance anytime at SCORE and she does in SCOREtv.

Kelly Christiansen: the guest Jay Leno must dream of inviting on his talk show.

Kelly Christiansen: the guest Jay Leno must dream of inviting on his talk show.

SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored is a spinoff of our popular Net-based SCOREtv show but with a major difference. Full, total, head-on, non-stop, XXX sex with five SCORE Girls that would give a coma patient a hard-on of steel. They give their all.

The cast is top-notch and top-heavy. You know ’em, you love ’em.

Our local Miami sex bomb Angelina Castro and exotic dance star Stephanie Stalls both get butt-boffed and cum-glazed.

The beautiful Kelly Christiansen rides a man-pole in the backstage green room before she visits the set to chat with SCOREtv host Dave.

Potty-mouthed Nadia Night demonstrates the Tenga Flip Hole on the set and gets worked up, so she runs off to relieve the stress with a dude.

And gorgeous Kali West demonstrates her blow job skills on a walking dildo on the set before they head off to a backroom for some fornicatin’ and copulatin’.

If you’ve seen the first season of SCOREtv* and the Holiday Special edition at SCORELAND, you’ll dig this movie. SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored on DVD is on my personal recommended buy list.

There’s nothing like it. It’s the talk show that Jimmy Kimmel would like to host. Sorry, Jimbo. Dave has the job, if you can call it work.

*SCOREtv Season 1 on DVD is sold out!

Get more boob for the buck at eBoobStore

August 6, 2011 by Elliot James

DVDs are still my favorite format. Those silvery discs in their good-looking cases appeal to me much more than a file on a drive, and the video quality is better and sharper.

Now until August 30 is your chance to get your hands on a selection of top-shelf SCORE DVDs because eBoobStore is throwing a major party with deeply discounted price cuts. This is the biggest sale I’ve ever seen there with 50 titles to choose from. I was surprised they got the okay on some of them. I mean, these are DVDs that sell themselves, month in, month out. Major movies like Boob Science and Mamazon (both double-disc sets), Sex In The Titties and K-JUGS starring Renee Ross, Busty Riding Academy with Christy Marks and Karina Hart plus mamathons such as the seven-hour Breast of SCORELAND and the Best of XL Xtra.

There’s something for every man. Recent hardcore hits Big Tit A-List with Annina and Minka, now-classics Best of Chloe Vevrier and On Location Key Largo with Kerry Marie and Lorna Morgan, and the boob combat flicks Busty Ladies of Oil Wrestling and the Mega-Boob Olympics.

We’re halfway through the summer. Head over to the eBoobStore and check this sale out before it ends. The price is right, right now.

Everyone loves those jungle girls.

Everyone loves those jungle girls. They really swing!

Renee battles Samantha in K-JUGS.

Renee battles Samantha in the epic K-JUGS.

Boob scientists made their own Daphne Rosen. Nice!

Boob scientists made their own Daphne Rosen. Nice!

It’s their birthdays and we’re the happier for it

July 26, 2011 by Elliot James

Shyla Shy (Mamazon): “If we went out shopping, my [ex] boyfriend would always insist that I wear something tight and low-cut. He said it was because he liked to look at them, but I think he wanted to show me off. You know, like, ‘Look at the tits on my girlfriend!’ That was nice in a strange sort of way. He was very proud of me.”

Voluptuous Model of the Year Renee Ross (K-JUGS): “If I am going out for like dinner or something like that, I like to wear fitted tops and show my boobs off.  I like to show them off. I like my boobs. I like to wear things that call attention to them. Nice bras and low cut shirts are a good way to do that.”

Scarlett Rouge (Sex In The Titties): “Sometimes I like to dress up as a schoolgirl or whatever for the guy I am fucking. I like it when they spank me and all that. It’s the role-playing. I have a sailor costume that I have men put on for me when we are going to have sex.”

Diane Poppos (The Diane Poppos Collection): “When I was younger, before my breasts got so big, I did go to modeling school, but it was a different kind of modeling, and I didn’t enjoy it. But the first time I started doing this, I really enjoyed it.”

Carmen Hayes (Hard SCORE 3): “I like everybody as long as you like me back. I only bite if you bite. But I do have a little domination in me. People say bossy. I guess it’s that Leo tendency in me. And I like to be in control of everything.”

Maggie Green (Leanne’s Stacked Summer): “I used to come to Florida during spring break during college. I paid for one of my whole spring-break trips to Fort Lauderdale doing wet T-shirt contests. I just started doing all the wet T-shirt contests, and I won all the money that I spent on the trip. I always won.”

Carol Brown (Best of Voluptuous): “I have always loved sex but as I got older my orgasms became more intense.”

Happy birthday, ladies! And many happy returns…because you really don’t need that breadmaker.

I’d compare Venera to Merilyn Sakova, but in all honesty, I’d rather get kicked in the balls

June 14, 2011 by Dave
Merilyn Sakova. Superstar. One of the greatest naturals ever.

Merilyn Sakova. Superstar. One of the greatest naturals ever.

Venera. Superstar? Hey, I'm not saying anything. It'll get me in trouble.

Venera. Superstar? Hey, I'm not saying anything. It'll get me in trouble.

For starters and for the record, I’d just like to say that I’m not labeling anyone as “the next” or an all-time great or an instant superstar. We did that about a year and a half ago with Karla James, and SCORELAND members and SCORE readers immediately lashed out. Their problem should have been with me, comparing a newcomer to perhaps the greatest natural ever, but many of them took it out on Karla, which was definitely unfair. Of course, those same members and readers [SPOILER ALERT!] promptly voted her one of SCORE‘s 20 Greatest Naturals in the September 2011 issue (on-sale today at eBoobStore.com), so go figure.

Anyway, for the record, I am not saying that Venera (who debuted on the Blog last week and debuts at SCORELAND tomorrow on the first day of a three-day “Meet Venera” special) is the next Merilyn Sakova or is as good as Merilyn or as pretty as Merilyn or has as good a body at Merilyn. I have my opinions on these matters, but I’m going to keep them to myself.

All I’m saying is that when it comes to slim ‘n’ stacked naturals, Venera and Merilyn are very similar in that they both have the cock-hardening combination of huge tits with a tiny waist and–this is a matter of fact–that combination to such an extreme proportion has been seen very few times in the history of tits and waists.

And that’s all I’m saying.