There’s a man’s head down there somewhere.
Did I ever tell you the story about the time I was directing a shoot and asked Africa Sexxx to do the impossible?
Yeah, I know, about a trillion times. That was the last time I directed a shoot.
Today at XLGirls.com, some lucky guy does the impossible: He survives after getting smothered by Africa’s ginormous naturals. She also wraps her tits around his cock and makes it disappear. Then she sucks it and makes it disappear again.
GREATEST DEEP-THROATERS IN SCORELAND HISTORY
- Africa Sexxx
- Cassitty Harmon
- Mia Khalifa
Angelique and Tiffany Towers were also spectacular at deep-throating. Other girls have been great cock suckers; here, I’m talking specifically about deep-throating, a special talent.
Africa, one of my all-time favorites, has a lot of special talents. Is smothering a guy with your unbelievably huge tits a talent? Me says it is.
Sofia Deluxe is the first girl from our most-recent week of photo shoots in Colombia. Another new Colombian babe is coming to SCORELAND Saturday.
Let’s see if my reasoning makes any sense:
• Christopher Columbus discovered America when he sailed the ocean blue in fourteen-hundred and ninety-two.
• Tomorrow is the Fourth of July, Independence Day in the United States.
• If not for Columbus, there might not be a United States as we know it. Therefore, no Fourth of July as we know it.
• Newcomer Sofia Deluxe is from the Caldas region of Colombia. She has huge, natural tits. That second sentence has nothing to do with Colombus.
• According to Lonely Planet, one of my favorite travel resources, “Colombia is named after Christopher Columbus, even though he never set foot on Colombian soil. It was Alonso de Ojeda, one of Columbus’ companions on his second voyage, who was the first European to set foot on the land in 1499. He briefly explored the Sierra Nevada de Santa Marta and was astonished by the wealth of the local Indians and the big tits of the local girls.”
I made up that last part.
Anyway, since Columbus discovered America and Colombia is named after Columbus, even though he never went to Colombia, and Sofia Deluxe is from Colombia, it seems symbolic that Sofia should make her debut at XLGirls.com today, the day before the Fourth of July.
Lucky JMac closely inspects London’s latest developments.
Back in 2011, London Reigns was a slim ‘n’ semi-stacked hottie who did her first porn scenes. We knew who she was, but she was too slim for XL Girls and not stacked enough for SCORE or Voluptuous. Fast-forward to this past spring. An email from London: “Would you be interested in shooting me?” Maybe. Then her test shots. “Definitely!”
As I wrote in Voluptuous, where she’ll debut in Vol. 26 No. 5, “When a girl gains weight, there’s no guarantee that it’s going to go to all the right places. Fortunately with London, it did: to her tits, her ass and her thighs. London told us her breasts are now E-cups, but it turns out she’s a lot bigger than that. She’s a G-cup, and those hooters are beautifully shaped and heavy.”
Just ask JMac, who fucks her today at XLGirls.com. He enjoyed every inch of her.
The second of two scenes with expectant moms Erin Star and Sophie Rose just posted at XLGirls.com. I believe this is the first time we’ve ever photographed two pregnant girls.
On Thursday, Erin announced that she gave birth and all’s well. Congratulations.
I asked the photographer, Roxanne Miller, for her thoughts. Yes, that Roxanne Miller.
XLGirls: Roxanne, why do you think pregnant models fascinate some guys?
Roxanne: A pregnant woman is a goddess! She is the carrier of a miracle: life! A mother is, in most cultures, a saint. And for some, becoming a mother is to become a woman, not a girl anymore. For some, it is so sexy because they have a fetish with fucking a pregnant woman. If I am to think of myself, when I was pregnant, I felt super-sexy up until the last days when I couldn’t wait to see my baby and also I was barely able to walk and cope with the heat of middle August.
Erin creams Sophie.
A friend told Ivanna Lace about The SCORE Group. I have to tell you this photo session took some time for XL Girls and Ivanna Lace to set up. Almost seven months, in fact. Finally, the dates were worked out. Patience pays off in the long run.
Every inch of Ivanna is pretty spectacular, in my opinion. J-cup boobs, a great body and she’s a looker.
Ivanna works in the beauty business. “I am a master of manicure and pedicure services. I like creative beauty.”
She chose a variation of a hot student outfit for this video and matching photo set. Good choice, Ivanna.
In a separate video, and wearing the same hot student outfit, Ivanna chats about herself, speaking to us in English. She even lets the interviewer feel up her heavy breasts for a few seconds to find out if her boobs are real. He asks first, like the gentleman he is. (I’m certain he already knew her tits are totally natural.) Ivanna is very accommodating, giving him the go-ahead with a smile.
Welcome to XLGirls.com and sign in, Ivanna Lace.
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This Friday at XLGirls.com: Erin Star (L) and Sophie Rose. Photographed by Roxanne Miller.
Lawyers always get a bad rap, don’t they? Everyone’s always talking about how they got fucked by a lawyer. But don’t feel sorry for that profession today because Kiki Rainbow, who really has a great set of tits, is literally getting fucked by two lawyers at XLGirls.com. Actually, one guy’s her lawyer. The other guy’s her lawyer’s assistant, but this scene reaches the point where Kiki doesn’t know and doesn’t care which dude’s cock is in her mouth and which is in her pussy. It’s all the same to her, and she’s probably not going to get charged the lawyer’s standard 33% fee. Win-win.
Africa gets her Sexxx on March 1. Donnie was told to tap out if he couldn’t breathe.
Young and cuddly Sylvia Bateman finds her happy seat trying a fuck machine for the first time in her life. Sylvia sure loves her Hitachi Wand. This is a new experience.
Sylvia takes off her mesh dress and uses her fingers to rub her clit while Mr. Roboto is giving her the shaft, just as she does when a flesh-and-blood guy fucks her.
The machine was set at a slow speed since it’s her first time. It can move at a good clip if set high. Annabelle Rogers, Codi Vore and Victoria Vale have tried it also. Years back, Crystal Gunns and Charlee Chase did videos with an older F-machine. We stopped using that machine when it demanded extra fuses and a back-up generator.
Automation will never replace a dick for girls who love the cock but it made Sylvia cum pretty good.
Sylvia gets a crash course in robotics.
Bustier than ever after all these years.
Nearly 12 years had passed since we’d last seen the great Africa Sexxx. Twelve long years. She was always one of my favorites. Great body. Amazing tits. Spectacular deep-throating skills (remember her blow job contest with Cassitty Harmon?). A really nice personality. She’s such a girl-next-door, so normal in every way except her beauty and her body. I directed one of her boy-girl shoots once and asked her to do something absolutely ridiculous, something completely impossible (lift both hands off the bed while getting fucked doggy-style). She looked at me like I was nuts and laughed. She could’ve called me an idiot. She didn’t.
Anyway, Africa is back. She looks different–a lot plumper–and her tits are absolutely ginormous. Africa went solo at XLGirls.com last weekend, and Friday, she fucks again. The lucky dude…his cock just disappears between her tits.
Welcome back, Africa.