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Lana Ivans: A Busty Fantasy

January 28, 2011 by Elliot James 4 Comments

Stacked Romanian cutie Lana Ivans, on location for our movie Big-Boob Finishing School, plays tell and show for the SCORELAND Blog videocam. Her Romanian is much better than our Romanian. Today on SCOREVideos, Lana is “A Busty Fantasy” for one snoozin’ dude in a hardscore hooterama. This is Lana’s second full-sex scene and it disproves the myth that snoozin’ leads to losin’. Yes, little Lana is a myth-buster. Mulţumesc, Miss Ivans.

Lana claims that corn is responsible for her boob size. She says she eats a lot of it. But keep that intel to yourself or the price of corn futures will skyrocket. Pick up a copy of Big-Boob Finishing School today. Your pocket pal will thank you. More about this tit-corn connection in a future Blog.

A big birthday shout to Rachel Rocketts (Jan. 29), Bethany Bustin (Jan. 29), Anne Marie (Jan. 29), Anna Jota (Jan. 29), Gabriella Michaels (Jan. 30), Bea Flora (Jan. 30), Sakura Sena (Jan. 31), Taylor Hill (Jan. 31) and Corina Curves (Feb 1).

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Rating: 4.4/5

Lexi Summers: Teen Titter

January 27, 2011 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts
Kiss them for us, Lexi.

Kiss them for us, Lexi.

Meet and greet teenaged titty delight Lexi Summers from Texas. She wears a 36DDD bra. Nice numbers, that.

“I was always getting harassed by the principal for wearing inappropriate clothing,” says 19 year-old Lexi. “And a couple of times a week I was always getting in trouble for cleavage showing or something along those lines.” Now that’s our kind of girl. “I have had a lot of people say that my tits are great, but then again, a lot of guys think my tits are okay and then just go straight for my ass. It really depends on what they like. I think it’s what they enjoy.”

See Lexi’s 59 image pictorial and read Lexi’s great interview with Maria on SCORELAND. And tomorrow, see Lexi again on XLGirls.com. She’s tender and topheavy.

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Rating: 4.5/5

Notty and nice in one chesty hotty

January 22, 2011 by Elliot James 4 Comments
Eva's back and still Notty.

Eva's back and still Notty.

Fresh from unfreezing Santa Claus’s north pole on SCOREtv Holiday Edition and a P.O.V. video “Sex It To Me!’ (January 7 on SCOREVideos.com), this knockout brunette has got it all from every angle. And she’s smart, funny and sweet, too. I’m talking Eva Notty, one of the most beautiful girls to walk into the SCORE Building, from any of the niches we publish. This vid’s called “Bikini Busting Beauty And An Ocean View” and it’s airing today on SCORELAND. Ocean views are nice but they are nothing compared to the view of a bikini busting beauty. Her body is really sensational. Eva looks amazing in a bikini, which is one of the most requested outfits for a model to wear  and why we have a swimsuit special edition every August. Her bikini doesn’t stay on too long. What can we say? It got too warm. Notty’s a hotty. Log in and turn on. 

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Rating: 3.8/5

A good month for sexing

January 21, 2011 by Elliot James 6 Comments
A girl should depants the man.

The girl should depants the man.

January’s a cold month in general but not at SCORELAND. Not with this line-up of new sex stars. Kitana Flores (January 19) is a Miami Beach hottie by way of Puerto Rico who has an X box that every dude in town wants to play with. Natasha Dulce (January 15th) is a pole dancer in Tampa with all the ingredients and the personality to skyrocket this year.

Opening with tease is always nice.

Opening with tease is always nice.

College co-ed Sandra Star (January 8th) was the winner of the Miss Hot SCORE contest in Berlin, Germany and jumped right into an anal cherry popping video. And Ashlee Chambers (January 20), a Texas hardbody fitness chick, has the biggest clitoris I’ve ever seen and a nice, dirty mouth. Give these girls an inch, they want eight. And the month’s not over yet.

This weekend, one of the top vote getters in this season’s SCORE Model of the Year contest is back to treat us to her advanced skills in sexology and breastnosis. More about that tomorrow.

Never turn down the offer of ass.

Never turn down the offer of ass.

A lap dance is an acceptable way for a girl to introduce herself.

A lap dance is an acceptable way for a girl to introduce herself.

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Rating: 4.8/5

Boob weighing: why isn’t it a competitive sport?

January 17, 2011 by Elliot James 2 Comments
Today at SCORELAND. Beats television.

Today at SCORELAND. Beats television.

Today’s Arianna Sinn post at SCORELAND once again reminded me how society in general neglects boob weighing. I don’t think I’m being ultra-critical here. Science is the true key to everything. Weights and measurement are vital in every aspect of our existence and that includes tits.

I have no doubts about the number of offers Arianna gets per day to weigh her melons. “I don’t need a scale,” brags one volunteer. “The palms of my hands are more accurate than a digital scale.” Yeah, right! Fact is, a scale is inaccurate when it comes to weighing boobs. The water displacement method that we’ve mentioned in the past is far more precise. Some designers are even working on new, more supportive bras based on breast weight instead of cup size, using the water method.

I’m all in favor of boob weighing being made a competitive sport. I just can’t get anyone to listen. Well, they ignored Thomas Edison too. Check out Arianna’s pictorial if you really want to light up your life.

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Rating: 4.4/5

Lana has good genes. And good jeans.

January 16, 2011 by Elliot James 2 Comments
Keep your skinny-ass supermodels.

Keep your skinny-ass supermodels.

A few SCORELAND members have noticed the ass-smothering tight jeans that some of the girls have been wearing lately and they’ve emailed or commented about it. It looks like spray-painted jeans. Today, add the sexy ass of Lana Ivans to the jeans buster club. Lana, a big ratings hit on New Years Eve with her debut hardcore video “Total Sex,” has a video in SCORE Theater today called “Tight Jeans Tight Top.” Lana models her own 36E cup bra, talks about bra shopping (she buys them in France), boobs, fucking, cock sucking and where she wants to take herself in her modeling roadmap. Then Lana takes off the super-snug jeans and gets down to wearing only the wind so her fingers can do the talking. Lana’s a happy, always smiling girl-next-door who likes to spread the joy. There’s plenty of it in this video.

This is our latest hot and horny Sunday interview video with a SCORE model. Last week was Kelly Christiansen and the weeks before her was Kitana Flores, Beshine, Dors Feline, Elaina Gregory and Natalie Fiore. A much better way to spend Sundays than watching overpaid dudes tossing a football. I’m sure Lana approves this message.

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Rating: 4.8/5

La Dulce Vida

January 15, 2011 by Elliot James 18 Comments

One of the first things that’ll whiplash you about sweet Natasha Dulce is her skin. It’s absolutely perfect. Beautifully colored, smooth and creamy. Beautiful big tits and a gorgeous body. A happy girl with a mega-bucks smile. She won the dice roll at genetic craps. Here’s the fast track about her.

Natasha's interview and hardcore scene awaits.

Natasha's interview and hardcore scene awaits.

A 20 year-old sweater stretcher from Tampa, Florida.
Birthday: July 8th.
Brazilian-Cuban-American heritage.
Favorite TV show: The Bad Girls Club.
Thinks Kim Kardashian is hot.
Likes to dress casual and sexy.
Favorite position: doggie-style.
Was fired at 18 from her job at McDonalds for not wearing that dumb paper hat. Was that manager crazy?
Applied for a stripper job at the Mons Venus club. Was told she was not skinny enough. Was that manager crazy?
Went to the 2001 Odyssey all-nude club and was hired.
Rides the pole at 2001.
Rides the pole at SCORELAND today.
If you miss her, you’re crazy too.

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Rating: 4.6/5

Sneak peek at Saturday’s SCORELAND guest

January 13, 2011 by Elliot James 7 Comments

 

You'd have Dave's expression too if you met Natasha.

You'd have Dave's expression too if you met Natasha.

No, not your master of ceremonies Dave. The vision on the bed behind him. The reason Dave looks dazed, overcome by the power of sexy tits. Natasha Dulce is a Cuban-Brazilian-American hottie making her SCORELAND debut this Saturday and she’s kicking her arrival off with a bang. It looks like the new year’s off to a bra-bustin’ start because Natasha is going the Full Monty; a session with Dave that’ll warm her up for a session of boffing. More details this weekend.

An exotic blend of nationalities is a beautiful thing.

An exotic blend of nationalities is a beautiful thing.

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Rating: 4.3/5

Ya want chicken wings with those breasts?

January 10, 2011 by Elliot James 1 Comment

AngelGee24271_002If I owned a sports bar or a Hooters-type hangout, I’d absolutely hire Angel Gee as a waitress. On second thought, I’d hire Angel Gee as the head manager. No, I’d hire Angel Gee and make her a partner. Hey, I’d just give Angel the deed and the keys to the place. I mean, look at the body on this girl. Today’s pictorial of Angel matches the Sports Bar video in SCORE Theater. I like what she’s wearing better than any Hooter’s uniform. Of course, the wings go by the wayside, the clothes come off and the breasts come out. Because this is Angel Gee and Angel Gee loves tits, especially her own set. She dresses hot. A lot. Why not? “I love heels! I think I was born in them. I even walk around the house in them. My slippers have heels. It’s so sexy for me. I just like to be sexy and dress up, and I love to dress down.” What happens when she goes out for a meal? Angel says, “Male waiters and bartenders tend to get really nervous. I’ll talk to them and try to make them feel comfortable, but you can tell they want to stare at my boobs the whole time. I just laugh because it’s amusing to me. But I like that they love my boobs.”  Angel Gee, putting the hot in hot sauce only inside SCORELAND. She’ll French-fry your brain.

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Rating: 4.9/5

Meet “Miss Hot SCORE”

January 8, 2011 by Elliot James 7 Comments
First time for Sandra, new German hottie.

First time for Sandra, new German hottie.

And you will meet Miss Hot SCORE today inside SCORELAND in a pretty wild video and pictorial for a brand new model. But first I’d better explain what Miss Hot SCORE is all about and who she is.

The Miss Hot SCORE contest was sponsored in autumn by the German language edition of SCORE called Hot SCORE magazine. Sandra Star is a pretty college student in Berlin majoring in business admin. She also loves big tits. And she has a pair herself. Fraulein Star heard about the contest from a friend so she sent in her pictures to Hot SCORE. And she won. One of the Miss Hot SCORE judges was none other than covergirl Annina. “I first noticed her beautiful smile!” Annina said. “She has charisma and a great, curvy body. She is the whole package. For me, Sandra is Miss Hot SCORE 2010!” If Annina says it’s so, it’s so.

They attended the Venus Expo together to debut Sandra as Miss Hot SCORE. That must have caused a mob scene with the boobarazzi.  When our studio people went to Berlin to photograph several models (including Dors Feline), they invited Sandra to shoot for the original SCORE magazine. One thing led to another… So why do I say Sandra’s video is wild? Because Sandra, a super-newcomer fresh on the scene, did a XXX anal-sex video her first time out. A hardcore anal cherry popping usually doesn’t happen the first time. I think it helps that the German people are sexually super-liberated compared to the Americans and the Brits.

When things work out, they work out great. Sandra loves big tits. She loves sex. She loves being photographed. Add it all together and you get happiness. See the vid “Meet Sandra Star, Miss Hot SCORE Germany” today inside SCORELAND. It includes an opening interview and her English is very good and she gives great voice too. I love German accents. Danke, Sandra Star. Welcome to the show, Miss Hot SCORE.

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Rating: 4.5/5