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Night time is the right time

October 15, 2010 by Elliot James 1 Comment
Ohio super-hooter hottie.

Ohio super-hooter hottie.

This Saturday, meet new SCORE Girl Nadia Night. She hates wearing bras, dresses practically close to naked and likes big tubesteaks. Nadia’s a Florida babe who’s a Dolphins fan, likes to go to the beach in string bikinis and enjoys riding the baloney pony while the cameras roll. That last part is where we come in. Nadia’s first video in SCORE Theater is “Nice & Nasty.” She’s very nice at being nasty. Right off the snap, Nadia turned up the temperature to roasting levels. It was no surprise that the photographer walked out of the studio like he’d just jogged five miles in Florida heat. Roll the clip and you’ll see what I mean.

This past week on SCORELAND has been a rich one, with Destiny Rose, birthday girl Arianna Sinn and Anna Kay. Destiny even went bottoms-up, playing with an anal toy. Very hot stuff.

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Rating: 3.6/5

Breast Shakers: A love story. Not.

October 9, 2010 by Elliot James 11 Comments

The idea for this weekend’s SCORELAND video “Breast Shakers” can’t get more basic. Have girls stand against a wall, and jiggle and shake their hooters. That’s it. But it’s something no card-carrying tit-man could tire of. Because the old-fashioned ways are often still the best. In this video, the breast shakers are Sophie Mae, Sensual Jane and Alexa, a German model. The clip ends with a breast-bounce battle between Amber Lynn Bach and June Summers.

Wet tits. Be there. Aloha.

Wet tits. Be there. Aloha.

Amber Lynn Bach will be smoking a sausage before long.

Amber Lynn Bach will be smoking a sausage before long.

In a second SCORE Theater vid this week, Florida wifey and porn star Amber Lynn Bach needs something to do to keep busy. She’s kinda restless and needs to blow off some steam. Let’s try to guess what that’s gonna be. I like Amber Lynn because she combines a woman-next-door look with a porny-horny sluttiness and a fit body. There’s not a lot like her. This vid’s shot in XXX P.O.V. or as some French film critics call it, “you-da-man.”

Rounding off the weekend is super-slim n’ stacked Lillian Faye showercizing and toying. Lillian’s basically all tits and also has that next-door look about her. Someone you’d see in a supermarket or out walking her dog.

God bless big-boobed women who strut their stuff for us. Don’t take them for granted. That’s all I gotta say.

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Rating: 4.3/5

She’s fucking! And she’s sucking! But did you see what Maggie’s doing?

September 30, 2010 by Dave Leave your thoughts

There’s a ton of hardcore in the December 2010 “Good Girls Gone Bad” issue of SCORE, which is currently going live on SCORELAND. Angel Gee, Annina, Eva Notty and Christy Marks all fuck. Janet Jade, Karina Hart, Melissa Mandlikova and Kristy Klenot get tit-fucked. Alexa gets tit-fucked and sucks cock. There has never, ever been an issue of SCORE that’s so XXX-centric, never an issue with so much hardcore.

But with all the pictures of Annina getting ass-fucked and Christy taking on two cocks and Janet Jade getting a load of jizz on her magnificent rack (and so on and so on), the pictorial in the issue that might surprise you the most is the only one in which the girl DOESN’T fuck.

I mean, Maggie Green: a little over a year ago, she wasn’t even showing her pussy. She was your typical girl-next-door who just happened to enjoy showing off her big, beautiful, natural tits on the Internet. And then…she showed her pussy. And then…she got strap-on fucked by Daphne Rosen in Boob Science. And now, today at SCORELAND, this…

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I mean, I’m speechless. And I don’t even have a ball-gag in my mouth.

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Rating: 3.7/5

Valory week, Kali is back and double your pleasure

September 24, 2010 by Elliot James 2 Comments
Valory week continues on SCORELAND.

Valory week continues on SCORELAND.

The Valory Irene Special continues this weekend with a look at our latest contribution to the wonderful world of big boobs. Valory’s 21 and loves the ’80s, disco and reading. She considers herself a shy, bashful person but enjoys looking at herself in the mirror, checking out her photos and videos and reading the comments on SCORELAND. Valory wants to travel and see the world. We’re doing our best to make that dream come true.

Fans of Kali West, myself included, will welcome her back this Saturday in a fresh pictorial and matching XXX video Hootery Hangover in Voluptuous Theater. Prettier than ever, Kali’s in post-partum shape,a bit more more curvy, plush and zaftig than the Kali of Mamazon. Her boobs look delightful flying in bounce formation as she rides.

Kali West's fresh set and matching vid.

Kali West's fresh set and matching vid.

And double the pleasure with two pairs of beautiful hooters and four skilled palms, starting Sunday. Melissa Mandlikova and Kristy Klenot are very hands-on and handy girls. Girls you can pull for. Putting them together was a stroke…of genius. Kristy’s the bold one, the dirty talker, coaxing Melissa into a tits & tugs party, in both photos and video. It’s a long one, too. They like it like that. It’s Kristy at her most aggressive, hands-down. She really has her finger on the pulse of the breast-man.

Your weekend is complete. Just add the beer and pizza.

Their fingers do the walking.

Their fingers do the walking.

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Rating: 4.9/5

Valory Irene’s tits are sprung free at last!

September 21, 2010 by Dave 11 Comments
Valory Irene: Her top comes off today…finally.

Valory Irene: Her top comes off today…finally.

Until Valory's arrival today, Merilyn Sakova was the Ukraine's No. 1 export to SCORELAND.

Until Valory's arrival today, Merilyn Sakova was the Ukraine's No. 1 export to SCORELAND.

As cock teases go, this might be the biggest ever. But, hey, when a girl is as special as Valory Irene–or, maybe I should say, when a girl has a perfect, natural FF-cup rack like Valory does–sometimes the wait makes everything better when the big days arrives. Well, the big day has arrived. The big moment, actually. It arrives seven minutes, five seconds into Valory’s debut video today at SCORELAND, when she reveals her tits for the first time.

Valory is from the Ukraine, the same country that gave us Merilyn Sakova. Other than the fact that they’re both naturally stacked (and they’re both very slim), they aren’t much alike. At least I don’t think so. Valory’s tits are nothing like Merilyn’s tits. Valory’s ass is nothing like Merilyn’s ass. They don’t resemble each other facially, either. And, hey, why should they? Not all Americans look alike, so why should all Ukrainians look alike?

Actually, if all Ukrainians looked like Valory and Merilyn, we’d set up permanent shop in Kiev.

Anyway, Valory is 21. She’s never modeled before. She says she’s a little shy, and I believe it. She’s 5’4″, 126 pounds and measures 42-27-38. She doesn’t have a boyfriend, but she wants one. She works as the manager of an Internet company. You will see her absolutely nowhere else but at SCORELAND.

And, starting today, after a 14-day tease, you’re going to see a whole lot more of her.  Enjoy.

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Rating: 4.9/5

Stephanie Stalls: Born for porn and now doing it

September 18, 2010 by Dave 14 Comments
Stephanie Stalls in pre-fuck mode

Stephanie Stalls in pre-fuck mode

Stephanie Stalls (used to be a blonde, now a brunette, her natural color) was in the SCORE Studio recently, and we got into a conversation about shaved pussies. This happens to be one of my favorite subjects (I also recently had a conversation with Cherry Brady about shaved pussies), and Stephanie said, “I like shaved pussies! I don’t like hairy pussies. If I want to go down south, I want the girl to be shaved.”Then I asked her, “If you get down to a girl’s pussy and it’s hairy, what do you do?” Stephanie’s answer: “Have her shave it off! Or maybe I’ll shave it off for her, if she’ll let me. I don’t like hair down there! If a girl’s pussy has a strip, that’s okay, but I don’t like a hairy pussy. Guys need to be shaved down there, too.”

Anyway, the occasion for Stephanie’s visit was her first hardcore videos. One recently debuted at SCOREVideos.com, and another one is premiering this weekend at SCORELAND. It should come as a surprise to absolutely nobody that there’s nothing lovey-dovey about Stephanie’s scene. She sucks hard. She gets hammered hard. Case closed. So, as you get ready to watch this Blog video and her scene at SCORELAND, I’ll leave you with this from Stephanie, a girl who was born for porn:

“I want to look good! I’m supposed to be here for people to look at. I want the guys to enjoy looking at me. And I know all guys aren’t attracted to the same type of woman so some of them might not like me, but some of them do. I do my best to turn them on.”

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Rating: 4.4/5

The Chica, The Angel & The Jade

September 11, 2010 by Elliot James 2 Comments
Chica debuts on SCORELAND.

Chica debuts on SCORELAND.

What do I love about big tits?

There’s nothing I don’t love. But let me count some of the ways anyway.

Big tits come with blondes, brunettes and redheads. They come with white skin, brown skin, black skin and all the others hues and colors nature can mix. They stick straight out or hang down low.

They pancake, they dangle and they jut. They’re soft, juicy and made to be squeezed and kissed and anything else you can think of.

And this weekend, we have another fine selection of happy boobs to energize all of us for the week ahead.

Angel waitresses in a very unusual sports bar this weekend.

Angel waitresses in a very unusual sports bar this weekend.

On August 27, Chica debuted in a XXX video on SCOREVideos.com. This weekend, Chica makes her SCORELAND debut in a second XXX video and photo set, “Busty Island Girl Chica.” I remember the first wave of Dominican girls in 2004 before Miosotis, Kristina Milan, Vanessa Del and Chica. Yanine Diaz was the first. Then there was Melanie, Thalia and a bunch more, all hot mods, even though they didn’t do the horizontal salsa. But this recent wave is The NeXXXtGeneration, a much more uninhibited group. I love Chica’s tiny, slim, topheavy (32DDD) body and her pretty face. Watching her SCOREVideos.com vid, I was also enjoying Chica’s lust energy and cock-enthusiasm.

Angel Gee is back, this time as a sexy, ultra-stacked waitress in SCORELAND‘s second video, “Welcome To Angel Gee’s Sports Bar.” Even though there’s a Hooter’s two blocks away from the SCORE building, we never go there. The girls are pretty, but they never measure up to our stacked standards. So when high-spirited Angel was visiting, we asked her to recreate a SCORE version of a beer-and-wings joint, and she fulfilled our highest expectations. I’m not much for chicken wings myself. Breasts are better. Especially Angel’s.

Your hands here.

Your hands here.

It's Tits & Tugs time with Ms. Jade.

It's Tits & Tugs time with Ms. Jade.

Then there’s Janet Jade doing a never-before-seen Tits & Tugs in a motel room. Now that’s pure hooter heaven. I also loved how she dressed in hooker clothes in the opening shots when she meets Mr. Penis and teases him first her gorgeous bod before she gets hands-on. This Monday is Janet’s birthday. Happy birthday, Janet, from your friends at SCORE. Have a fun one.

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Rating: 4.2/5

The next great pair

September 8, 2010 by Dave 31 Comments
Valory Irene has amazing tits. Trust me.

Valory Irene has perfect tits. Trust me. And if you don't trust me, trust John Fox. He never lies.

Listen, I’m under strict orders, and I’m not going to grab a photo of new discovery Valory Irene naked and post it on the Blog just so you can get your rocks off on some free tits and I can get myself torn a new asshole. Even posting this photo is probably pushing things a little. You see, this photo is NOT part of the 14-day Valory Irene countdown that’s going on now at SCORELAND, which means that at this point, it’s not an officially sanctioned Valory Irene photo.

Yeah, security is tight around here, but there’s a reason for that. SCORE chief John Fox, who has seen a few hundred-thousand pairs in his day, thinks Valory has the most-perfect tits ever. Actually, his quote was, “If God created the perfect tits, they would be Valory’s.”

I have to say, I’ve seen them, and to quote a famous TV show, “They’re real and they’re spectacular!” Facially, Valory doesn’t look like [INSERT MYSTERY MODEL’S NAME HERE], but in shape, her breasts are nearly dead ringers for [INSERT MYSTERY MODEL’S NAME HERE], and her ass is on a par with [INSERT MYSTERY MODEL’S NAME HERE], too.

Why all the mystery? I could show you. But then somebody would probably kill me.

Anyway, the countdown is going on now, then on September 21, you’ll get Valory’s first video, followed by 13 days of photos, more videos, an interview and more. All with naked tits.

Hey, patience is a virtue.

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Rating: 4.8/5

No solo Mio! Miosotis is shaken and stirred this weekend.

September 4, 2010 by Elliot James 3 Comments
A good place to be.

A good place to be.

Miosotis has received among the largest number of comments since we began the comment section at the bottom of every photo set and video. The new DVD Miosotis Natural Wonder is currently at #1 on eBoobStore.com, dethroning Maximum Minka. (I found it interesting that Miosotis is not in the Top 20 in the SCORELAND Model Directory, but this could be because a lot of people just don’t take the time to rate the girls.)

This weekend, Miosotis freezes the brain cells of a very lucky bartender. He winds up dumping the contents of her cocktail (probably a Sex On The Beach) all over her incredible hooters. Then he dumps something else on these mammarific marvels of nature. Never have I seen a guy so breastnotized in a video. Maybe a crowbar could wedge his head out of her cleavage. Scientists claim that the average male loses a few IQ points when a big pair is in his line of vision. Our man of the bar rag loses more points than the stock market crash of 1987 when he meets Miosotis!

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Rating: 4.0/5

Is Victoria Lane a SCORE Girl?

August 31, 2010 by Dave 33 Comments
Victoria Lane is a great V-Girl, but does she belong in SCORE, too?

Victoria Lane is a great V-Girl, but does she belong in SCORE, too?

Every month, the editors of SCORE (me, Elliot, John Fox, etc.) make the most important decision ever made in adult magazine publishing: Which girls are going to be in that particular issue of the magazine. In fact, we met earlier today and discussed just that. And, once again, for maybe the upteenth time, we considered Victoria Lane for SCORE and decided, “She’s great. She’s a perfect Voluptuous model. But she isn’t a SCORE Girl.”

This is a painful decision for us because we love Victoria. I mean, just look at the girl. She’s super-curvy. She has G-cup naturals and a sexy face. But her measurements are 42-32-42, and that middle number–32–is one that doesn’t show up in SCORE too often. There have been times, such as recently with Renee Ross and Ashley Sage Ellison, when we pushed the envelope. Some of you were okay with that. But most of our readers responded with something along the lines of, “She’s great, but she doesn’t belong in SCORE.” One reader recently suggested that no model with a waist measurement of more than 30 inches should be allowed in SCORE. Okay, but we try not to base our decisions solely on numbers.

But we’re very careful about who goes into SCORE and who goes into V-Mag. We don’t want V-Mag to be the naturals-only version of SCORE. We don’t want SCORE to be a magazine for all girls with big tits.

Now, SCORELAND members don’t have to worry about this distinction because they get the girls from both magazines. But put on your editors cap for a second and tell us what you think: Should Victoria Lane go into SCORE?

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Rating: 4.9/5