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Boob weighing: why isn’t it a competitive sport?

January 17, 2011 by Elliot James 2 Comments
Today at SCORELAND. Beats television.

Today at SCORELAND. Beats television.

Today’s Arianna Sinn post at SCORELAND once again reminded me how society in general neglects boob weighing. I don’t think I’m being ultra-critical here. Science is the true key to everything. Weights and measurement are vital in every aspect of our existence and that includes tits.

I have no doubts about the number of offers Arianna gets per day to weigh her melons. “I don’t need a scale,” brags one volunteer. “The palms of my hands are more accurate than a digital scale.” Yeah, right! Fact is, a scale is inaccurate when it comes to weighing boobs. The water displacement method that we’ve mentioned in the past is far more precise. Some designers are even working on new, more supportive bras based on breast weight instead of cup size, using the water method.

I’m all in favor of boob weighing being made a competitive sport. I just can’t get anyone to listen. Well, they ignored Thomas Edison too. Check out Arianna’s pictorial if you really want to light up your life.

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Rating: 4.4/5

Lana has good genes. And good jeans.

January 16, 2011 by Elliot James 2 Comments
Keep your skinny-ass supermodels.

Keep your skinny-ass supermodels.

A few SCORELAND members have noticed the ass-smothering tight jeans that some of the girls have been wearing lately and they’ve emailed or commented about it. It looks like spray-painted jeans. Today, add the sexy ass of Lana Ivans to the jeans buster club. Lana, a big ratings hit on New Years Eve with her debut hardcore video “Total Sex,” has a video in SCORE Theater today called “Tight Jeans Tight Top.” Lana models her own 36E cup bra, talks about bra shopping (she buys them in France), boobs, fucking, cock sucking and where she wants to take herself in her modeling roadmap. Then Lana takes off the super-snug jeans and gets down to wearing only the wind so her fingers can do the talking. Lana’s a happy, always smiling girl-next-door who likes to spread the joy. There’s plenty of it in this video.

This is our latest hot and horny Sunday interview video with a SCORE model. Last week was Kelly Christiansen and the weeks before her was Kitana Flores, Beshine, Dors Feline, Elaina Gregory and Natalie Fiore. A much better way to spend Sundays than watching overpaid dudes tossing a football. I’m sure Lana approves this message.

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Rating: 4.8/5

La Dulce Vida

January 15, 2011 by Elliot James 18 Comments

One of the first things that’ll whiplash you about sweet Natasha Dulce is her skin. It’s absolutely perfect. Beautifully colored, smooth and creamy. Beautiful big tits and a gorgeous body. A happy girl with a mega-bucks smile. She won the dice roll at genetic craps. Here’s the fast track about her.

Natasha's interview and hardcore scene awaits.

Natasha's interview and hardcore scene awaits.

A 20 year-old sweater stretcher from Tampa, Florida.
Birthday: July 8th.
Brazilian-Cuban-American heritage.
Favorite TV show: The Bad Girls Club.
Thinks Kim Kardashian is hot.
Likes to dress casual and sexy.
Favorite position: doggie-style.
Was fired at 18 from her job at McDonalds for not wearing that dumb paper hat. Was that manager crazy?
Applied for a stripper job at the Mons Venus club. Was told she was not skinny enough. Was that manager crazy?
Went to the 2001 Odyssey all-nude club and was hired.
Rides the pole at 2001.
Rides the pole at SCORELAND today.
If you miss her, you’re crazy too.

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Rating: 4.6/5

Sneak peek at Saturday’s SCORELAND guest

January 13, 2011 by Elliot James 7 Comments

 

You'd have Dave's expression too if you met Natasha.

You'd have Dave's expression too if you met Natasha.

No, not your master of ceremonies Dave. The vision on the bed behind him. The reason Dave looks dazed, overcome by the power of sexy tits. Natasha Dulce is a Cuban-Brazilian-American hottie making her SCORELAND debut this Saturday and she’s kicking her arrival off with a bang. It looks like the new year’s off to a bra-bustin’ start because Natasha is going the Full Monty; a session with Dave that’ll warm her up for a session of boffing. More details this weekend.

An exotic blend of nationalities is a beautiful thing.

An exotic blend of nationalities is a beautiful thing.

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Rating: 4.3/5

Ya want chicken wings with those breasts?

January 10, 2011 by Elliot James 1 Comment

AngelGee24271_002If I owned a sports bar or a Hooters-type hangout, I’d absolutely hire Angel Gee as a waitress. On second thought, I’d hire Angel Gee as the head manager. No, I’d hire Angel Gee and make her a partner. Hey, I’d just give Angel the deed and the keys to the place. I mean, look at the body on this girl. Today’s pictorial of Angel matches the Sports Bar video in SCORE Theater. I like what she’s wearing better than any Hooter’s uniform. Of course, the wings go by the wayside, the clothes come off and the breasts come out. Because this is Angel Gee and Angel Gee loves tits, especially her own set. She dresses hot. A lot. Why not? “I love heels! I think I was born in them. I even walk around the house in them. My slippers have heels. It’s so sexy for me. I just like to be sexy and dress up, and I love to dress down.” What happens when she goes out for a meal? Angel says, “Male waiters and bartenders tend to get really nervous. I’ll talk to them and try to make them feel comfortable, but you can tell they want to stare at my boobs the whole time. I just laugh because it’s amusing to me. But I like that they love my boobs.”  Angel Gee, putting the hot in hot sauce only inside SCORELAND. She’ll French-fry your brain.

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Rating: 4.9/5

Meet “Miss Hot SCORE”

January 8, 2011 by Elliot James 7 Comments
First time for Sandra, new German hottie.

First time for Sandra, new German hottie.

And you will meet Miss Hot SCORE today inside SCORELAND in a pretty wild video and pictorial for a brand new model. But first I’d better explain what Miss Hot SCORE is all about and who she is.

The Miss Hot SCORE contest was sponsored in autumn by the German language edition of SCORE called Hot SCORE magazine. Sandra Star is a pretty college student in Berlin majoring in business admin. She also loves big tits. And she has a pair herself. Fraulein Star heard about the contest from a friend so she sent in her pictures to Hot SCORE. And she won. One of the Miss Hot SCORE judges was none other than covergirl Annina. “I first noticed her beautiful smile!” Annina said. “She has charisma and a great, curvy body. She is the whole package. For me, Sandra is Miss Hot SCORE 2010!” If Annina says it’s so, it’s so.

They attended the Venus Expo together to debut Sandra as Miss Hot SCORE. That must have caused a mob scene with the boobarazzi.  When our studio people went to Berlin to photograph several models (including Dors Feline), they invited Sandra to shoot for the original SCORE magazine. One thing led to another… So why do I say Sandra’s video is wild? Because Sandra, a super-newcomer fresh on the scene, did a XXX anal-sex video her first time out. A hardcore anal cherry popping usually doesn’t happen the first time. I think it helps that the German people are sexually super-liberated compared to the Americans and the Brits.

When things work out, they work out great. Sandra loves big tits. She loves sex. She loves being photographed. Add it all together and you get happiness. See the vid “Meet Sandra Star, Miss Hot SCORE Germany” today inside SCORELAND. It includes an opening interview and her English is very good and she gives great voice too. I love German accents. Danke, Sandra Star. Welcome to the show, Miss Hot SCORE.

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Rating: 4.5/5

Start the New Year off right with Lana and Kitana

January 1, 2011 by Elliot James 2 Comments
Lana puts out this weekend. Well, it's New Years!

Lana puts out this weekend. Well, it's New Years!

Hey, that rhymes. Lana and Kitana. Start 2011 off with a bang, a really big bang. Sexy new discovery from Romania Lana Ivans takes the plunge into the wild side with her first HARD SCORE scene, “Total Sex.” Miss Ivans started with the vid “Who Is Lana Ivans?” on SCORELAND, worked up to “Tits & Tugs” and now, the Grand Slam. The Whole Shebang. The Slam Dunk. All in the space of about a month. She didn’t keep anyone hanging on. Lana is really a smoker and I think you’ll agree with me after you see this nutbusting video in SCORE Theater and the matching pictorial. Thank you, Lana.

And on Sunday, ultra-sexy Kitana Flores talks to Dave in a 26 minute combo interview, lingerie show, boob show, ass show and pussy show called “Slippery Boob Talk.” A Miami attraction, Kitana also instructs us in the fine art of talking dirty in Spanish and Spanglish in her late-night, FM-radio voice. Dave raved later on about his chat with Kitana and how he got to squirt oil on her perfect ass. Not that Dave was trying to rub it in. I know why he’s super-impressed. If you’ve seen her previous videos, you know that Kitana has the magic. Another patented naked SCORE interview that’s a whole lot more than just an interview. Thank you, Kitana.

Lana and Kitana. Tits the kind of rhyme that works.

Kitana lives in Miami. She's SCORE's kind of local.

Kitana lives in Miami. She's SCORE's kind of local.

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Rating: 4.6/5

Exit 2010 Enter 2011

December 31, 2010 by Elliot James 5 Comments

Well, it’s been another action packed year filled with great new models, new DVDs and new projects. It would take a journal as thick as a telephone book to list everything that happened in 2010 and everyone who’s played a part. I’d like to thank our loyal supporters for having our backs once again. Without the support of the SCORE Man (and Girl) at home, the magazine, DVD and novelty buyers and the website members, SCORE wouldn’t exist, period. Despite the difficult economy and the many challenges, and the general doldrums that the world’s gone through again in 2010, it’s a fact that big boobs are as essential to survival as oxygen, food, shelter and clothing. (I haven’t decided what number big boobs ranks on that list. Definitely more important than clothing.) With SCORELAND chugging along seven days a week, XLGirls five days a week, and all the TSG sites and magazines going full speed ahead, 2010’s been a trip. We’re looking forward to more high-octane action, more surprises, more new discoveries, more group happenings, and more fun in 2011 and we hope you will ride shotgun with us for that trip too. On behalf of everyone at SCORE, thanks again for all you have done and for all you will do. Have a safe, successful 2011.

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Make room for Beshine

December 26, 2010 by Elliot James 9 Comments

SCORE is the magazine that I have always wanted to be in,” XXX-cup Beshine said when our studio peeps finally met her in Berlin, Germany. It took some time to arrange the meeting because girls from other countries can’t model in the United States like they used to.

“I saw SCORELAND on the Internet and said, ‘Oh, that’s very interesting,’ and I noticed that you had very classy and nice, busty women,” Beshine said. “I know Annina. She’s German. And Minka, too. When I saw them and decided I wanted big boobs, I wanted them to be big.” And BIG she got. Beshine debuts on SCORELAND today in her first video.

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The ultimate male fantasy

December 24, 2010 by Elliot James 7 Comments

What’s the ultimate male fantasy? Surveys, polls, questionaires and more all point to the main event, the threesome fuck party of one man with two hot girls who attend to his every whim and desire. It’s No. 1 on the wish list of the average guy. And that kind of threesome is in store for you in SCORELAND tomorrow. Fresh from their Xmas party in “SCOREtv Holiday Edition,” Kelly Christiansen and Karen Fisher put their bad selves together and jump the bone of a SCORE reader in a XXX three-way boobapalooza. We don’t shoot girl-girl-guy threesomes in SCORELAND that often.  I can think of Kayla and Minka, Linsey and Veronika, Christy Marks and Cassandra Calogera sharing the bone. When Karen and Kelly met and hit it off in the studio, their chemistry made the decision. They really got into it! It must have been that mistletoe.

And Sunday, Beshine’s first SCORE video introduces us to the pretty German blonde that no bra made by mankind can contain. She’s the talk of the super-sized breast world, especially in Europe. Great looking girls doing nice things to one man-pole and an eager newcomer with super-hooters. The holiday weekend is really shaping up. It truly is the most wonderful time of the year.

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Rating: 4.6/5