And now it is here and happening inside of SCORELAND.
But I am getting ahead of myself. (Whew…the excitement is almost too much.)
I HAVE THE MOST AMAZING NEWS!
We weren’t going to do this. You should know that up front. We were NOT going to do any kind of special or big to-do with the footage from our recent Bahamas excursion. We went there just to shoot some photos and videos of models…NOT to do another On Location extravaganza or another Big-Boob Paradise.
And we were going to post the sets and the videos at our leisure and everything was going to be business as usual at SCORELAND.
But you guys weren’t going to have any of that malarkey!
You saw the pics I posted (stole) from the Bahamas and you went BANANAS! You DEMANDED that we give you a special. You said, “Hey, I want to see those big-boobed babes on the beach and I want to see them NOW!” And you know what, SCORELANDERS?
So we are gonna cut loose with all this good stuff right now.
RIGHT NOW. ON SCORELAND.
For the next five days, you guys are gonna get videos and photos of Jenna Valentine (going HOTTER than she ever HAS!), Karla James (looking like a big-titted tropical dream!), Arianna Sin (who is TOO HOT for words!), Natalie Fiore (whose tits are even BIGGER than before) and Taylor Steele (doing her first tug job EVER)!
We know…it’s April 15th. The last day for those of you in the U.S. to file your taxes. We know…you have had a hard time this year with our crapanomic recession. So, at SCORELAND we figured we might not be able to give you tax relief, but we sure as hell are going to give you JACK RELIEF! So join us on this adventure to the tropics! Just you and these five busty beauties. Hell, take a few days off of work if you have to. You deserve a vacation with these vixens.
The annual contest results issue. So many great candidates.
Pick up your copy of June 2010 Voluptuous today. Edited by the great Maria. Art-directed by the great Vanessa. Printed by top-notch pressmen operating giant machines. The winners of the Model of the Year, Newcomer and Plumper Contests are revealed this issue. This month has sensational pictorials of Karina Hart (Model of the Year), Ashley Sage Ellison (Newcomer of the Year), Samantha (Plumper of the Year) and Christy Marks, Sapphire, Victoria Lane, and Michelle May. Samantha’s win breaks Sapphire’s three continuous years of victory.
It’s been a hell of an erection year. Get your copy now before you hear those dreaded words from the store clerk, “Hey man, it’s like probably soldout.” If you do hear that, get it fast and easy here. Congratulations to the winners!
People often wonder how the staff at SCORE unwinds after a hard day at our office and many hours of labor to bring you boobs, brats, MILFS and other sexy wonders of the world. The fact is, we’re just like any other business. We do what everyone else around the world does after work. The usual humdrum routine. Instead of trying to describe how we chill out in words, this picture illustrates what I mean.
Another day at the office, just like yours.
It was taken at our headquarters, emphasis on the head. It’s also part of a Boob Science pictorial from the May ’10 SCORE starring Daphne Rosen and Angel Gee and posted today on SCORELAND. See what I mean? Nothing out of the ordinary. Nothing to write home about.
Don't miss Anna Kay's first SCORELAND XXX video. Them's smotherin' titties, pardner.
Tomorrow, we’re happy to present Anna Kay in her first SCORELAND guy-girl pictorial and video, a horny number called “Anna Kay: Hooter Hottie.” Anna’s hot, the sex is hot and I’m sure you’ll love it a long time. Miss Kay has a gorgeous face and succulent sweater meat that Carlos couldn’t help but slobber over. I can’t blame the man. He’s breastnotized. Dave was also breastnotized by Anna in a previous blog.
Then on Sunday, it’s the one and only Christy Marks shakin’ and bakin’ as only she can. Notice her toes curling. Christy is really into the cock. I don’t believe there’s a busty girl-next-door as exhibitionistic and wild as Christy. A lot of awesome big-boobed girls have entered this hallowed hall of hooters, but, in my opinion, no one is as super-sexed and eager for action as Christy. She’s just over the top.
Christy breaks the bed frame this weekend on SCORELAND.
And please don’t forget that KarlaJames.com is now part of SCORELAND. It looks like a fun weekend.
KarlaJames.com is part of My SCORE Sites on SCORELAND. My SCORE Sites: another word for free stuff if you're a member.
First, the good news. KarlaJames.com went live yesterday. And now for more good news. If you are a boner-fide monthly SCORELAND member (not a 3-day trial dude), you get KarlaJames.com free as part of the My SCORE Sites bonus inside SCORELAND. There were 10 My SCORE Sites, such as DianePoppos.com and CrystalGunnsWorld.com. All free. No extra fee. And now with Karla added, that’s 11 sites you get free as part of your monthly SCORELAND membership.
When you add in the Loyalty Program (one free site added monthly for every month you stay a SCORELAND member, an additional bonus not part of My SCORE Sites), there’s really no reason to leave the house that I can think of. Pizza, Chinese food and other staples of life can always be delivered. Not from us. We haven’t gotten into that yet.
I gotta tell you that I was against this decision and I bitterly fought it. I fought the law but the law won. Photographing models on these tropical paradises costs a lot of money, and that’s only the first step in the process. I think when you give people free stuff, they tend not to appreciate it or consider the costs. They yawn. They want more. That’s human nature. I’m like the prick credit manager at a car dealership who won’t lower his price by a penny. I’ve never believed in these new-wave freeconomics and freemiums theories. But after thinking it over, and talking to Dave and Maria, I’ve seen the light. I’m blinded by the light. And the light is Karla James. Free. No strings except string bikinis over her luscious bod. If you’re a SCORELAND member. Bringing you the girls you want to see is our thing. Another reason to join us.
It may be spring break around the USA with college students having wild sex and downing hot sauce and vodka shots, but there is no frivolous break at SCORE headquarters, where dedicated men and women work tirelessly to bring the world the best and hottest in big boobs. This is our goal, to which we attach the highest importance. You won’t find SCORE editors diving out of a motel window into a swimming pool below. It’s our mission to let the world know that posing naked can do wonders for a girl’s self-confidence and self-esteem. Today and tomorrow at SCORELAND, enjoy the scenic splendor of girl-next-door newcomer Carrie Ashton in not one but two photo sets and a video, plus a full-length interview.
Carrie Ashton officially debuts on SCORELAND.
This is Carrie’s first time and she really impressed everyone here. “An ex-boyfriend of mine buys a lot of your videos and at the end of one there was this commercial [BeAScoreModel.com] to be a SCORE model, and he saw it and convinced me to come and model for you guys. I thought, hey, I can do that, and here I am,” Carrie said. And we’re glad she did. Yet another SCORE Guy who could have selfishly hid Carrie for himself has thought first of his fellow boob brothers. We give thanks to Carrie and her ex.
Holly assumes the position.
On Sunday, the big-titted super-MILF from the critically acclaimed movie My Wife, Your Meat and the woman who taught Christy Marks the ins-n-outs of anal sex gets it on in another pulse-pounding encounter worshiping the pole. We’re talking the one and only Holly Halston, Florida’s finest soccer mom, a stacked lady who makes the desperate housewives look anorexic. Just turn her loose and step back a safe distance because no one gets dirtier and sluttier than Holly. This vid starts off at the beach and moves indoors for the butt-spreading action. Because sand is not fun.
The British hunny-bunny is one of the greats.
Part of the SCORELAND Loyalty program (members get a free site for every month of membership after the first month), BustyKerryMarie.com has just been redesigned (and so has LinseysWorld.com). All of Kerry’s videos now stream, so there’s no more waiting for a video to download, and there have been other technical improvements such as mobile-ready videos and hands-free slide shows. Kerry’s still one of the best I’ve ever seen on video. She’s especially great at sexy talk, which to me is very important in solo videos. I’ve been a fan of hers since she first started in 1998. Few models have captured the essence of voluptuosity like Kerry. To this day, there’s still confusion about her background, mostly on the Internet. “I get accused of being anything from Spanish to Indian to everything, so some people don’t believe that I am English,” she told us back in 2001. “But I am English, just a little bit Greek.” Happy Easter, Kerry.
Big news. The breasts are so big this weekend, you’ll be drowning in them. These are smothering tits. Tits you don’t want to let go of. First up on Saturday, March 27, Shyla Shy is back in “Shyla’s Not Shy About Her Big Tits,” a new pictorial and video that’s packed with breast games and creaming in the first part.
Don't miss Shyla's new SCORELAND video.
In the second part of the video, Shyla goes for the old bologna pony ride. This video is a little different because the unseen cameraman/director verbally directs all the titty play in the first part. I’ve always liked this technique. I should backtrack a day because the poolside solo pictures of Shyla from April ’10 V-Mag were published yesterday on SCORELAND. I love Shyla because she’s not only soft, stacked and curvy, she’s the perfect Voluptuous fuck doll, submissive, easygoing and game for anything. She’s dressed hot to please boyfriends who were breast-fanatics but otherwise, she doesn’t. “I dress to cover them up,” Shyla said. “If I don’t, I get way too much attention. I’m a jeans and T-shirts girl. Of course, it doesn’t matter what I wear. Guys who like big breasts can still tell I’ve got them. I could wear the same thing that a girl with smaller breasts is wearing and on me, it’s gonna look like I’m showing off my breasts. I’ve gotten into trouble for that. Women always think that girls with big breasts are showing them off when the truth is we can’t help it.” (That’s a good topic for a future blog or a Jerry Springer show: “Big-boobed girls who dress for their boyfriends but otherwise wouldn’t.”)
Then on Sunday, March 28, Tatiana Blair comes to SCORELAND in a pictorial and video called “Wrap Your Rod Around My 36G-Cups!” I’ve been waiting for this one since her original Blog item. RL had commented at the time that, “She kind of looks like a stacked Valerie Bertinelli and she can also identify with the average SCORE reader.” I agreed if he meant the Valerie from One Day At A Time. She has an awesome pair, a pretty face and she’s very sexy. Like several other recent models, Tatiana was encouraged to send in her photos to the studio by a boyfriend who’s a SCORE reader.
Trust us, don't miss Tatiana's SCORELAND video.
On a side-topic, I gotta thank those guys who encourage their ladies to send in their pics. Without these heroes behind the scenes, I think a lot of girls like Mandy Pearl or Kaytee Carter wouldn’t even know we existed. Tatiana had never modeled before, alone or with a guy, so I was very impressed at how comfortable she is on camera her first time. She was very nervous that day but she really got into the flow. The old saying that March goes in like a lion and out like a lamb doesn’t apply to SCORELAND this weekend. It’s going out with a double bang. On behalf of Mr. Happy Pants, thank you, Shyla and Tatiana.
SCORELAND is like Las Vegas. The action never stops 24/7. Tomorrow, Melonie Max makes her SCORELAND debut in “The Magnificent Mounds of Melonie Max” a pictorial and video that might fry your hard drive. Melonie is packing some serious boobage. How did we find this marvelous morsel of mamalicious magnificence? Melonie told Maria, “I looked at the website and I thought that if those girls could do it, so could I. It didn’t look so hard. I figured I’d do it. I was nervous at first because I didn’t know what to expect. But now I know what to expect and how to work with the photographers and stuff like that, so it’s a lot different.” Melonie, you’ve done great, but you’re also hanging with the best, the #1 guys and gals in big-boobs.
Alanna Ackerman is a great head candystriper.
On Sunday, Alanna Ackerman has that healing touch in the video, “Deep In The Ass For The Busty Candystriper.” We’d recommended several professions during our guidance counseling session with Alanna. Among the positions discussed were busty nurse, busty maid, busty meter maid and busty TV weather girl. Alanna chose busty candystriper (basically a nurse’s assistant), a wise decision. After arriving at the home of this ailing bastard, Alanna properly checked his cock pressure, one of the many techniques she was taught at busty candystriper training school.
It's bikini time for Alia Janine.
Kicking off the weekend today is a bikini photoset of Alia Janine from Mamazon and an interview. Alia came our way from Isis Haze, a SCORE Girl who dances at a club called Silk Exotic in Juneau, Wisconsin. Isis recommended her to us, which is often better than an agent or a boob spotter.
“We danced together in Wisconsin,” Alia said. “She told me about it, and that’s when I was starting to become a feature, and to be a feature, you need credits, and I always wanted to do a magazine. I checked out your website and said, ‘I can do that.’ So I tried it.”
On Monday, there was Loly, a South American newcomer. On Tuesday, Rose Valentina. On Wednesday, Ashley Sage. On Thursday, Karina Hart. It’s been a great week. And now the weekend is upon us. “I don’t know if Faith is the successor to Linsey, but she has the potential to have a great career like Linsey,” wrote D.S. I suppose comparisons to LDM are inevitable. Whatever the case, Faith is a super-looker. Today, Faith is back on SCORELAND.
Harmony Heart gets her brains fucked out this weekend.
Tomorrow, Harmony Heart gets her bushy pussy shaved, and then she and her friend retire to the bedroom for some afternoon bim-bam-boom in a 21-minute XXX “SCORE Theater” video. Remember Lady Spyce from Maria’s Blog on January 11? Maria was impressed, and so were we. We’ve got her first SCORELAND XXX pictorial and video on Sunday. Lady has all the ingredients to become a hot porn star. This chick is smokin’. It looks like your weekend is covered.
Ashley Sage looks amazing wearing this skimpy number by the pool!
There are 11 stunners in this dick flick and most of them were featured on the blog for you, first!
Dear Boob Lovers and Blog Readers,
I would NEVER suggest something to you guys if I didn’t think it was 100 percent awesome. That’s just how I roll. That’s why when I saw this flick recently, I said to myself, “Self, you have to tell the guys to score this DVD. It has all the hotness that they need.” So that’s what I am doing.
All Stacked, All Natural is AMAAAAAZINNGGGG Boobtertainment for 11 reasons and they are:
Ashley Sage Ellison, Karina Hart, Natalie Fiore, Jenna Valentine, Taylor Steele, Arianna Sinn, Victoria Lane, Destiny Rose, Bebe Cooper, Kaytee Carter and Carrie Ashton.
All that tit power in this one DVD! Now I am not an economist or an accountant. I am just a simple porn-gal, trying to make her way in the world, but even I know that 11 chicks means MORE BANG FOR YOUR BUCK!
And each and every girl in this DVD is smoking hot, and no, I am not just saying that because at one point or another I have felt up at least half of them. (Okay, maybe I am! lol) But seriously, these ladies are our best newcomers and they are all in one hot collection. And on a side note, you can’t find half of them ANYWHERE ELSE, so act now and jack now, buddies .
These bazoombas are not to be missed. I promise that you will agree with me. 🙂 I figured I would share my opinion with you guys since we have a lot in common. You like tits. I like tits. You like to hold tits in your hands. I like to hold my tits in my hands. lol Hope you enjoy this flick. I know I did. xoxo, Maria
P.S.: But don’t take my word for it, check out the trailer at the eBoobStore and enjoy the sights of Bebe Cooper’s milking jugs and 10 other lotioned-up titties and wet, juicy pussies. It’s pretty heavenly.
“Watching you get your titties fucked is a lot of fun,” says a smiling SCORELAND Model of the Decade Christy Marks to Janet Jade as they approach their handiwork. This weekend on Saturday, March 6, Christy and Janet provide hand and tit-relief in a March ’10 Voluptuous pictorial and in a matching 19 minute video. If there’s anything better than one huge-chested girl yanking your boner, it’s two of them. They don’t come any more luscious than these two dream-dolls, Christy and Janet.
Check out the girls' handiwork!
Of course, on one level, I’m as jealous of this bastard as you are but the good part is that this video and the photos were shot in “this-is-your-woodie” POV instead of his stinking face looking at the camera. From day one, the moment they walked through the gates of these hallowed halls of honkers, I’ve always thought of Christy and Janet as girlfriend material. I’ve never been a fan of Hollywood porn stars and I’m happy these two never considering going that route, perish the thought. They start off in hot, sexy girl-next-door clothes, then strip down to their skimpy panties, play with each others tits and nipples, and pour oil on their topless hooters before the jacking and boobie-boinking commences. The girls purr and murmur in jack-chat throughout in a very natural manner and that added a sonic eroticism that’s really soothing
Then on Sunday, March 7, new arrival Jayden Prescott does her first XXX video. I’ve worked for SCORE since 1993 but I still find her back-story really interesting. Most models start off with solos, then work up to old Doc Johnson. Then maybe one out of 50 might do a guy-girl scene later on. Husbands and boyfriends have made videos with SCORE and Voluptuous Girls in the past but it’s rare that a SCORE reader lets his wife make a video with a total stranger. It’s a pretty extraordinary event we have here.
Jayden Prescott's first XXX video! She holds nothing back.
You may know from two previous Blogs (one, two) that Jayden had never modeled before. Had never danced nude in a club. But they read every issue cover-to-cover and they buy the DVDs. They know a lot about SCORE‘s history. They’re fans. “I’ve got the greatest husband, letting me do SCORE while he’s home,” Jayden told us. “He didn’t even mind that I’m going to have sex. In fact, he encouraged me to do it. The thing that attracted me to my husband was how consistent he was. He’s a down-to-Earth guy. Never pushy. Never judgmental. He kinda lets me do my own thing. That’s the best part. He lets me be here, and he’s at home working. He’s been reading the magazines since 1993. Pretty much since the beginning. My husband was the second guy I’ve had sex with. The guy I’m with today will be the third guy I’ve ever fucked.” Holy Gadzookas, Boob Man. So here’s a guy who can now say that he has his own SCORE magazine model (the April ’10 edition) at home! Jayden’s deep-throat and anal talents are right up there. This is one lucky reader. Thanks, Jayden Prescott!