Categories for New at Scoreland

A pair of boobs a day keeps the doctor away.

August 27, 2010 by Elliot James 4 Comments
Renee skated her way into our hearts.

Renee skated her way into our hearts.

Chavon is a fembot in a box.

Chavon is a fembot in a box.

According to a German researcher from the Hamburg Medical Research Institute, sex stimulates the brain and makes people more intelligent. He claims that sex not only excites the body but also the brain from the increased amount of  hormones during orgasm. Try using this story the next time you want to get laid and let us know what happens. (“C’mon, honey, don’t you want to be smarter?”)

Now if looking at tits can also make you smarter, SCORELAND Guys should be brainiacs from this past week’s hotties. On Monday, Scarlett Rouge went to the doctor for a complete medical.  The amazing Renee Ross roller-skated in on Tuesday (and she’s back on Saturday in a XXX full-sex hardcore man-woman shagarooney!). On Wednesday, Chavon Taylor arrived wrapped in a box, a virtual Living Doll.

Bella slides one up her wet slit.

Bella slides one up her wet slit.

Chica debuts on SCOREVideos.com.

Chica debuts on SCOREVideos.com.

And on Thursday, Bella Blaze set the room on fire.

We should be geniuses by the end of the year.

Over at SCOREVideos.com today, a new arrival with a bikini body and 32DDD cups has her first SCORE experience. Chica! Chica’s sex drive is off the charts. She’s only 19 years old with beautiful suckin’ titties. A second Chica XXX video will be showing at SCORELAND in a few weeks. We’ll keep ya posted.

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Rating: 3.8/5

The miracle of Scarlett Rouge’s dress

August 23, 2010 by Elliot James 9 Comments
Don't miss Scarlett medical exam today at SCORELAND.

Don't miss Scarlett's medical exam today at SCORELAND.

Scarlett Rouge visits the doctor today on SCORELAND, walking into his examination room wearing this skin-tight dress that made my jaw drop to the floor. Naturally, he’s one of those doctors who fucks his hot patients right then and there while his waiting room is filled with people reading two-year old copies of Field & Stream magazine. He gives 5’4″ Scarlett a complete physical using his cock as a tongue depressor while managing at the same time to avoid becoming the top story on the nightly news. You’ll like this pictorial, trust me.

“I like to wear skimpy little dresses or jeans and low-cut tops that show my boobs,” 44-inch, 38E-cupped Scarlett told Maria during a sit-down. “I love to show off my tits and get attention. One time I was out with my girlfriends and this guy walked up to me and told me that I was really beautiful, and when I said thanks, he dumped his drink all over my shirt. it was definitely on purpose. I was wearing this skimpy white top and when he did that, it became totally see-through.” We’ll have to recreate that moment the next time Scarlett visits.

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Rating: 4.2/5

Jenna Valentine’s Hooter Harness Holiday

August 21, 2010 by Elliot James 1 Comment
Jenna has a colorful line-up of tit-slings.

Jenna has a colorful line-up of tit-slings.

April 13th was National Cleavage Day in South Africa (Wonderbra was behind this holiday). August 5th was National Underwear Day. Sadly, there doesn’t seem to be a National Bra Day (or a National Pussy Lips Day, either, which irritates Dave to no end). To make up for this atrocious oversight, today is declared National Bra Day, at least on SCORELAND.

Last week’s birthday girl (August 11) Jenna Valentine is the official spokesmodel in a 100-image pictorial filled with bras, bras, bras (or brassieres, as I like to call ’em). “Brassiere” has a sexier sound to it. In fact, I’ve written a poem.

No job is too big for Janet's tits.

No job is too big for Janet's tits.

“Brassiere. It holds the things we love dear. It shifts our balls into second gear.  So if the bra fits, she’ll have happy tits.”

Jenna is perfect in this photo shoot. I wish I had a neighbor like Jenna. I’d spend all my time in the backyard. We don’t have a matching video of this brapalooza, so we’re running a video of Jenna taking a nice, soapy bubble bath. If she had bottled that bathwater, I’m positive she could have cleaned up by selling it on eBay.

Also on SCORELAND is a video called “Household Tips From Janet Jade.” Janet washes windows with her tits in this one. They were like breast-shammies, leaving a streak-free shine. Janet doesn’t usually do windows, but she made an exception for SCORE Men. That’s not all Miss Jade does in the video because man does not live by window tittie-washing alone. Proctor & Gamble should take a look at this video. It might get some ideas for new commercials.

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Rating: 4.3/5

Kali West: Knocked-up knockout

August 15, 2010 by Elliot James 7 Comments
Two Kali's. Double your pleasure.

Two Kalis. Double your pleasure.

Lovely Mamazon star Kali West was eight-months pregnant when she made the Voluptuous Theater video “Baby on Board.” One of the novel features in this vid is the use of a large mirror creating a narcissistic eroticism. It was a time for reflection, and for us, that means reflecting on Kali’s bountiful boobs, her bulging bump, her bush and that bootiful booty. It starts today at SCORELAND, and if you’re pleased by the preggo condition and loved Lorna Morgan’s vids and pictorials, you’ll love this double-vision look at Kali.  One Kali is great. Two Kalis are even better. We call it stereo Kali.

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Rating: 4.5/5

SCORE special! Angelina Castro’s “Huge Tits & A String Bikini”

August 13, 2010 by Elliot James 2 Comments
Angelina cock-pleases this Saturday, August 14.

Angelina cock-pleases this Saturday, August 14.

You saw Angelina Castro having a great chat with Dave and showing her new 36G-cups in a three-part BLOG video on July 9, 10 and 11. On Day 3, Angelina asked the all-important question, “Why do we have to wear clothes?” Catching Dave at a loss for words, Angelina’s contention was that people shouldn’t wear clothing and should be naked. She was adamant about this. At that point, the studio called Angelina for a shoot, so she and Dave couldn’t continue the discussion. Which leads me to throw in my two boobs’ worth. If everyone was naked with their parts swinging around–not recommended for heavy machinery operators, fry-cooks and carpenters–there would be no tease. No anticipation. No expectation. No warm-up. At naturist resorts, the constant nudity desexualizes the body (that’s the goal), so only the new guys are sprouting wood. If everyone was naked all the time, would we be bored? Would we yawn at the sight of Angelina’s 44 inches of hooter heaven?

That brings me to Angelina’s new video made that week and posting tomorrow on SCORELAND, “Huge Tits & A String Bikini.” This is my favorite kind of XXX vid, shot point-of-view. No man face and no man talk. Angelina does all the talking in her sexy Cuban-American accent. She dresses her spectacular body in tiny bikinis before she blows his pants off, then vaults his pole. So there’s a nice chunk of garment-wearing tease before “surf’s up.” It’s a bonanza of horny talk, boob-banging, throaty blow jobs and hard pounding. Boy, does she love the cock! If Angelina was your steady, you’d definitely need to up your daily dosage of lecithin and zinc. Viva Latinas!

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Rating: 4.4/5

All in the family

August 10, 2010 by Dave 1 Comment
Anna Loren: The stacked sister who doesn't fuck on camera.

Anna Loren: The stacked sister who doesn't fuck on camera.

Autumn: The less-stacked sister who does fuck on camera.

Autumn: The less-stacked sister who does fuck on camera.

The girl on the far left is Anna Loren, who returns to SCORELAND today (in a set from the October ’10 SCORE) and tomorrow (in a video titled “Slick & Shiny.”) As the Loren family goes, she’s the good girl. Yep, the good girl.

The girl on the near left is Autumn, who can be seen in the members section of NaughtyMag.com. She is Anna’s older sister (by one year). As you can see, as the Loren family goes, she’s the bad girl. The one who takes real cock up the ass on camera.

I don’t know about you, but this stuff fascinates me: Two sisters, both of whom pose nude. One goes solo for SCORE. The other goes all the way for NaughtyMag.com. One says, “I loved getting fucked up the ass on camera.” The other says, “I don’t think I’m ready for that. Having sex in front of the camera, that is.”

I’m guessing–and I’m no psychologist–that Autumn had sex on camera as a way for making up for the fact that her sister has huge boobs and she merely has big boobs. I’m sure Autumn would deny it, but I think it might be true. And I don’t blame her. It must’ve been tough growing up with a stacked sister.

Alyson McKenzie: Stacked.

Alyson McKenzie: Stacked.

Linsey Dawn McKenzie: historically stacked.

Linsey Dawn McKenzie: historically stacked.

This family thing fascinates me. Recently, we had a 44-year-old MILF named Cassy Torri fucking on 40SomethingMag.com, and a few weeks later, her 66-year old mother, Miranda, showed up and fucked on 50PlusMILFs.com. Great stuff. Mom and daughter both fuck on camera. In the case of Anna and Autumn, two sisters get naked on camera. And haven’t we all had the fantasy of fucking two sisters?

Alyson McKenzie (far left) is the sister of Linsey Dawn McKenzie (near left). Alyson is beautiful, sexy and busty, but still, that’s gotta be tough.

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Rating: 4.5/5

That Brady lady…with a Cherry on top

August 7, 2010 by Elliot James 1 Comment
Fresh Cherry at SCORELAND.

Fresh Cherry at SCORELAND.

Today, Cherry Brady is back at SCORELAND in her first brand-new pictorial and matching video! Hang out with Cherry in her swanky, ultra-lounge bachelorette’s pad as that Brady lady does the cha-cha with her vintage vacuum cleaner while sipping on a chilled Cherry-tini.

Observe her vintage bullet-bra and retro undies and black stockings, the kind that Hollywood starlets used to drive guys crazy with in the ’50s. Now Cherry’s the one drivin’ mankind crazy. We won’t describe what she does. That would be cheating. Log in and see Miss Brady launch those twin torpedoes. You’ll thank her in the morning.

Over at SCOREVideos.com, Cherry reviews the DVD K-JUGS in another new must-see Brady video. Yes, there’s a trailer and you can see it here.

At the movies with Cherry on SCOREVideos.com

At the movies with Cherry on SCOREVideos.com

On Sunday, hot chick Bella Blaze from October ’10 SCORE boffs her brains out in a smokin’ SCORE Theater video. She’s on fire, and this dude’s hose gets to douse the flames.

Cherry and Bella. Tits a fine weekend at SCORELAND.

Bella sets his pants on fire.

Bella sets his pants on fire.

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Rating: 3.8/5

Maggie Green: Back at SCORELAND on her birthday!

August 4, 2010 by Elliot James 2 Comments
October '10 SCORE covergirl

October '10 SCORE cover girl

Happy birthday, Maggie Green. Maggie is back at SCORELAND today in a pictorial from the October ’10 SCORE, and by total coincidence, August 4th is her birthday. Cover girl of the print edition, Miss Green was built for vintage-style corsets and, as they say, the proof is in the pictures. The fact is, Maggie would look great wearing a flour sack. Ultimately though, it’s all icing on the cake until Maggie gets to wearing the air.

“Obviously, I’m not bothered by taking my clothes off in front of people,” Maggie once said in an interview. Amen to that. The staff at SCORELAND wishes Maggie a happy B-Day and hopes she gets all the gifts she wants.

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Rating: 4.2/5

Hard times with Contessa and Melonie

July 31, 2010 by Elliot James 1 Comment
Melonie Maxx makes men speechless.

Melonie Maxx makes men speechless.

Melonie Maxx and Contessa Rose get a grip on things this weekend at SCORELAND in two nut-busting pictorials and matching videos. Melonie gives regular Kevin a hard way to go, as you’ll see, but he didn’t complain. Melonie said something during an interview with Maria that initially scared the hell out of us.

Contessa Rose could use a hand.

Contessa Rose could use a hand.

“I actually thought about getting a reduction at one point in my life,” she revealed. “But then I decided not to. I didn’t want to lose sensitivity. And I figured that they give me an edge. So I am going to keep them.”

Now those are the kind of words we want to hear in general. Thankfully, Melonie never got a reduction or the course of history would have been transformed for the worst. Now we can continue to enjoy Melonie’s beauteous bounties, and I can sleep soundly without bad dreams.

Contessa plays the alto saxophone back home in Georgia, which explains why she’s so talented in this video. She’s been a big hit with redhead lovers since her first vids and pictures last year. One of my favorites is a bellydancing lesson she gave to Eva Notty when they were making Boob Science. And I gotta say that while I’m a tit-man, Contessa’s legs and ass drive me fucking nuts. Her XXX video this weekend is P.O.V., putting you in the driver’s seat. I don’t know what percentage of you love point-of-view action, but, for me, I can happily live without man-face.

Enjoy the weekend and these two stacked foxes because Monday comes fast!

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Rating: 4.2/5

Natalie’s standout nipples. Daylene rides U. Mianna’s wet T carwash.

July 24, 2010 by Elliot James 2 Comments
Let us spray.

Let us spray.

No reason to leave the house with Natalie around.

No reason to leave the house with Natalie around.

Better pop some lecithin and zinc pills. You'll need 'em.

Better pop some lecithin and zinc pills. You'll need 'em.

Have you ever seen Mianna Thomas wash a car? Well, you will now. And she does it in a tight, white tank-dress. Mianna has more curves than the Grand Prix and no brakes.

Because no one can ever get enough of Euro-star Natalie Fiore (who really should move to America and get U.S. citizenship), she’s back in the September ’10 Voluptuous with a matching video, “Natalie’s Standout Nipples.” They sure do standout.

And dirty talking Daylene Rio dresses like a hot coed-stripper to suck, tit-fuck and ride the man-pole in “this-is-your-cock” point-of-view video action. Daylene, a nude lapdancer at the Hawaii Theater in the City of Industry, California, says, “The dance isn’t over until the guy pops in his pants.” Words to make a man fall in love.

A couple of years ago, I was reading a study by two Belgian psychology researchers. The bottom line is that staring at busty, attractive women basically lowers the male IQ to about the level of a Big Mac with cheese. It’s worth it, I tell ya. But I already knew this. Those psychologists could have saved their funds for something else. Like a SCORELAND membership. Now that would be an intelligent decision.

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Rating: 4.6/5