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The magnificent mounds of Melonie & deep in Alanna’s tush-tunnel

March 19, 2010 by Elliot James 2 Comments

Don't miss Melonie Max's visit to SCORELAND.

Don't miss Melonie Max's visit to SCORELAND.

SCORELAND is like Las Vegas. The action never stops 24/7.  Tomorrow, Melonie Max makes her SCORELAND debut in “The Magnificent Mounds of Melonie Max” a pictorial and video that might fry your hard drive. Melonie is packing some serious boobage. How did we find this marvelous morsel of mamalicious magnificence? Melonie told Maria, “I looked at the website and I thought that if those girls could do it, so could I. It didn’t look so hard. I figured I’d do it. I was nervous at first because I didn’t know what to expect. But now I know what to expect and how to work with the photographers and stuff like that, so it’s a lot different.” Melonie, you’ve done great, but you’re also hanging with the best, the #1 guys and gals in big-boobs.

Alanna Ackerman is a great head candystriper.

Alanna Ackerman is a great head candystriper.

On Sunday, Alanna Ackerman has that healing touch in the video, “Deep In The Ass For The Busty Candystriper.” We’d recommended several professions during our guidance counseling session with Alanna. Among the positions discussed were busty nurse, busty maid, busty meter maid and busty TV weather girl. Alanna chose busty candystriper (basically a nurse’s assistant), a wise decision. After arriving at the home of this ailing bastard, Alanna properly checked his cock pressure, one of the many techniques she was taught at busty candystriper training school.

It's bikini time for Alia Janine.

It's bikini time for Alia Janine.

Kicking off the weekend today is a bikini photoset of Alia Janine from Mamazon and an interview. Alia came our way from Isis Haze, a SCORE Girl who dances at a club called Silk Exotic in Juneau, Wisconsin. Isis recommended her to us, which is often better than an agent or a boob spotter.

“We danced together in Wisconsin,” Alia said. “She told me about it, and that’s when I was starting to become a feature, and to be a feature, you need credits, and I always wanted to do a magazine. I checked out your website and said, ‘I can do that.’ So I tried it.”

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Rating: 4.6/5

The SCORELAND weekend shapes up

March 12, 2010 by Elliot James 3 Comments
Faith in April '10 SCORE.

Faith in April '10 SCORE.

On Monday, there was Loly, a South American newcomer. On Tuesday, Rose Valentina. On Wednesday, Ashley Sage. On Thursday, Karina Hart. It’s been a great week. And now the weekend is upon us. “I don’t know if Faith is the successor to Linsey, but she has the potential to have a great career like Linsey,” wrote D.S. I suppose comparisons to LDM are inevitable. Whatever the case, Faith is a super-looker. Today, Faith is back on SCORELAND.

Harmony Heart gets her brains fucked out this weekend.

Harmony Heart gets her brains fucked out this weekend.

Tomorrow, Harmony Heart gets her bushy pussy shaved, and then she and her friend retire to the bedroom for some afternoon bim-bam-boom in a 21-minute XXX “SCORE Theater” video. Remember Lady Spyce from Maria’s Blog on January 11? Maria was impressed, and so were we. We’ve got her first SCORELAND XXX pictorial and video on Sunday. Lady has all the ingredients to become a hot porn star. This chick is smokin’. It looks like your weekend is covered.

Lady Spyce makes her SCORELAND debut.

Lady Spyce makes her SCORELAND debut.

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Rating: 4.9/5

A DVD I Recommend You Get RIGHT NOW!

March 7, 2010 by Maria 5 Comments
Ashley Sage looks amazing wearing this skimpy number by the pool!

Ashley Sage looks amazing wearing this skimpy number by the pool!

There are 11 stunners in this dick flick and most of them were featured on the blog for you, first!

There are 11 stunners in this dick flick and most of them were featured on the blog for you, first!

Dear Boob Lovers and Blog Readers,

I would NEVER suggest something to you guys if I didn’t think it was 100 percent awesome. That’s just how I roll. That’s why when I saw this flick recently, I said to myself, “Self, you have to tell the guys to score this DVD. It has all the hotness that they need.” So that’s what I am doing.

All Stacked, All Natural is AMAAAAAZINNGGGG Boobtertainment for 11 reasons and they are:

Ashley Sage Ellison, Karina Hart, Natalie Fiore, Jenna Valentine, Taylor Steele, Arianna Sinn, Victoria Lane, Destiny Rose, Bebe Cooper, Kaytee Carter and Carrie Ashton.

All that tit power in this one DVD! Now I am not an economist or an accountant. I am just a simple porn-gal, trying to make her way in the world, but even I know that 11 chicks means MORE BANG FOR YOUR BUCK!

And each and every girl in this DVD is smoking hot, and no, I am not just saying that because at one point or another I have felt up at least half of them. (Okay, maybe I am! lol) But seriously, these ladies are our best newcomers and they are all in one hot collection. And on a side note, you can’t find half of them ANYWHERE ELSE, so act now and jack now, buddies .

These bazoombas are not to be missed. I promise that you will agree with me. 🙂 I figured I would share my opinion with you guys since we have a lot in common. You like tits. I like tits. You like to hold tits in your hands. I like to hold my tits in my hands. lol Hope you enjoy this flick. I know I did. xoxo, Maria

P.S.: But don’t take my word for it, check out the trailer at the eBoobStore and enjoy the sights of Bebe Cooper’s milking jugs and 10 other lotioned-up titties and wet, juicy pussies. It’s pretty heavenly.

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Rating: 4.8/5

Jayden Prescott: reader’s wifey. A happy ending thanks to Christy And Janet.

March 6, 2010 by Elliot James 2 Comments
Here comes trouble.

Here comes trouble.

“Watching you get your titties fucked is a lot of fun,” says a smiling SCORELAND Model of the Decade Christy Marks to Janet Jade as they approach their handiwork. This weekend on Saturday, March 6, Christy and Janet provide hand and tit-relief in a March ’10 Voluptuous pictorial and in a matching 19 minute video. If there’s anything better than one huge-chested girl yanking your boner, it’s two of them. They don’t come any more luscious than these two dream-dolls, Christy and Janet.

Check out the girls' handiwork!

Check out the girls' handiwork!

Of course, on one level, I’m as jealous of this bastard as you are but the good part is that this video and the photos were shot in “this-is-your-woodie” POV instead of his stinking face looking at the camera. From day one, the moment they walked through the gates of these hallowed halls of honkers, I’ve always thought of Christy and Janet as girlfriend material. I’ve never been a fan of Hollywood porn stars and I’m happy these two never considering going that route, perish the thought. They start off in hot, sexy girl-next-door clothes, then strip down to their skimpy panties, play with each others tits and nipples, and pour oil on their topless hooters before the jacking and boobie-boinking commences.  The girls purr and murmur in jack-chat throughout in a very natural manner and that added a sonic eroticism that’s really soothing

Then on Sunday, March 7, new arrival Jayden Prescott does her first XXX video. I’ve worked for SCORE since 1993 but I still find her back-story really interesting. Most models start off with solos, then work up to old Doc Johnson. Then maybe one out of 50 might do a guy-girl scene later on. Husbands and boyfriends have made videos with SCORE and Voluptuous Girls in the past but it’s rare that a SCORE reader lets his wife make a video with a total stranger. It’s a pretty extraordinary event we have here.

Jayden Prescott's first XXX video! She holds nothing back.

Jayden Prescott's first XXX video! She holds nothing back.

You may know from two previous Blogs (one, two) that Jayden had never modeled before. Had never danced nude in a club. But they read every issue cover-to-cover and they buy the DVDs. They know a lot about SCORE‘s history. They’re fans. “I’ve got the greatest husband, letting me do SCORE while he’s home,” Jayden told us. “He didn’t even mind that I’m going to have sex. In fact, he encouraged me to do it.  The thing that attracted me to my husband was how consistent he was. He’s a down-to-Earth guy. Never pushy. Never judgmental. He kinda lets me do my own thing. That’s the best part. He lets me be here, and he’s at home working. He’s been reading the magazines since 1993. Pretty much since the beginning. My husband was the second guy I’ve had sex with. The guy I’m with today will be the third guy I’ve ever fucked.” Holy Gadzookas, Boob Man. So here’s a guy who can now say that he has his own SCORE magazine model (the April ’10 edition) at home! Jayden’s deep-throat and anal talents are right up there. This is one lucky reader. Thanks, Jayden Prescott!

LIke a sword swallower.

LIke a sword swallower.

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Rating: 4.2/5

Karla James #5 tonight!

March 5, 2010 by Elliot James 12 Comments
Tonight a Karla James pictorial and a video.

Tonight a Karla James pictorial and a video.

Our special SCORELAND feature devoted to Karla James is back for the fifth and final week, but don’t despair. Don’t do anything drastic. I’m gonna miss these weekly updates myself, but I’m also looking forward to the future. In this pictorial, Karla wears a low-cut, tight dress that’ll send an electric buzz up your spine. And, as promised, Karla’s first video will also be shown tonight. Karla chats to SCORE studio manager Tushna, models a tight t-shirt, demonstrates the acrobatic way she puts on her bra (A real showstopper, it is, too!) and caps it off with some topless fun. Karla’s voice alone may hypnotize you if you have a fondness for listening to lovely British accents like I do. It’s a relaxed, informal video shot on location. Karla is very charming and her warmth and personality are immediately picked up by the camera. Don’t miss the grand climax to a great five weeks. Your buds at SCORELAND wouldn’t steer you wrong.

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Rating: 4.6/5

Karla, Week 4! Mystery girl revealed! Plus, sweater stretching and anal with Africa!

February 27, 2010 by Elliot James 13 Comments
It's bra modeling time in the Karla James Special.

It's bra modeling time in the Karla James Special.

Holy gazongas, Boob Man! Xmas gifts come way early this weekend at SCORELAND! First up, the stunning Karla James does a bra special in her fourth pictorial. Karla says, “I have to buy my bras from a well-known shop here in England called Bravissimo. They specialize in large support bras for big-busted women.” And they’re doing a fine job of work in supporting the big boobs of the UK, we might add! Don’t forget that next week, we wrap up this special with pictorial #5 plus a video. Ya don’t want to miss it.

Africa and friend take the sweater fetish to the limit in SCORE Theater.

Africa and friend take the sweater fetish to the limit in SCORE Theater.

Today, Africa wears the tightest sweater and the shortest mini-skirt she has for her date with an Englishman who sure loves him some big sweater bulges! Africa gives him everything she’s got and backs up that nice, round butt for his English banger in a SCORE Theater video called “Sweater Stretching And Anal” aka “Bangers And (Mammary) Mash.” Africa’s been cumming here since 2001, and we’re always happy to see her cum. (Or as the Brits say, “I’m arriving.”)

Shione goes all the way on her first SCORELAND date!

Shione goes all the way on her first SCORELAND date!

And finally on Sunday, the month climaxes, and so does the model, in “Boobs, Boots And A Body For Sex” starring the mystery girl that Dave discussed in earlier blogs. So who’s this great mystery girl? Her name is Shione Cooper, and she’s another new, stacked Czech from a long line of buxom Czech beauties. Twenty-two-year-old Shione was only doing mild glamour pin-up posing (no open leg, no pink) when she started modeling last spring, but her chest was preceding her and turning her into the latest big-boobed European sensation. During the last two SCORE road trips to Prague in 2009, our schedules just didn’t connect in the same time-space continuum. Then we got the news that Shione was ready to do bottomless lap-dancing (read: fucking). We didn’t ask her why the change of pace, but never question the power of the boob gods and goddesses looking down from Mount Mammary. Just go with the flow. Shione doesn’t just lay there and say the ceiling needs painting, either. She’s as hot as a sex pistol…a 34DDD caliber sex pistol.

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Rating: 4.8/5

Samantha 38G: Big tits, lots o’ wit

February 26, 2010 by Maria 8 Comments

One of my favorite things about Samantha 38G is her sense of humor. She loves to laugh. And when she laughs, her 38 G guns undulate. 🙂

(Yes, I said, undulate. I love that word.)

Anyhow, back to Samantha…

When she was here filming the new DVD K-Jugs, there was so much backstage footage of her on-set shenanigans that we compiled this little clip for you guys of her massive guns and her charm. That’s right, boys. We are showcasing wits and tits here!

Our cameraman Lester got this footage of Sam getting dressed for a scene, and I have to say that Samantha looks very hot in red. And that this red top that she is wearing must be made of space-age polyfibers because it withstands the weight and stretch of her cannons. According to Sam, she wears this top out on dates. All I can say is that if I were a guy and I picked Sam up and she was in this top…oooh weeeee…I think my motor skills would be compromised for the entire night. Who could concentrate or even converse with a valley of cleavage like this staring you in the face?

Sigh.

Check out the very hot Samantha 38G and then you get down on your knees and give thanks for leopard panties, big tits, the color red and stretchy tops.

lol

xoxo

Maria

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Rating: 4.4/5

K-JUGS is here with Renee Ross

February 23, 2010 by Maria 10 Comments

It’s here! It’s here!

The new XL Girls movie K-Jugs is here, and it stars RENEE ROSS! (Who you know is one of my faves.) While we were filming this stacktacular masterpiece, we had Lester, our infamous cameraman, follow all the girls around on the set, and he had some pretty great moments with the likes of Ms. Ross, Samantha 38G, Bailey Santanna, Brandy Ryder, Reyna Mae and Jade Parker.

We will be unveiling some of his footage throughout the week so all of you guys can get an idea of what it was like on the set. (We always try to give our guys some funny backstage/blooper stuff.)

K-Jugs was the brainchild of one of our readers, who wrote in and gave us the idea for the flick in the SCORE Scriptwriting contest. So we got some hot busties together, and they went to town doing raunchy XXX. And just like that, our reader’s fantasy came true.

Yes, SCORE is like Make A Wish for boob guys. lol

Here’s my synopsis of K-Jugs:

Sam and Renee play rival DJs at a station called K-JUGS.

Renee fucks.

Sam fucks.

Sam and Renee fuck each other! 🙂

There are big tits all over the place.

Bailey Santanna fucks.

And she gets cum all over her face. (Yay!)

Reyna and Brandy get hot and sticky in a four-way.

Jade Parker’s in this flick, too.

And guess what? She fucks!

Bang. Bang. Bang. Boobs. Moneyshot.

And we all cum happily ever after.

The end.

Sigh. Don’t you just love happy endings? lol

And now some fine backstage footage of the one, the only Renee Ross. (Also a cameo by the hotness that is Samantha 38G.)

Enjoy it boys! And look for K-Jugs at the eBoobStore this Friday!

xoxo

Maria

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Rating: 4.1/5

Taylor showers, Rachel delivers, third time’s a charm for Karla

February 20, 2010 by Elliot James 8 Comments
Good, clean, slippery fun at SCORELAND!

Good, clean, slippery fun at SCORELAND!

Girls taking showers are a staple of drive-in and B-movies. Porky’s is one of the better known flicks with a sexy shower scene. Teen comedies, women-in-prison flicks, slashers, monster movies…they all throw in a shower scene. I know a bunch of guys who make them in California, but they have never put a girl as stacked as Taylor Steele in their movies. The biggest let-down for me is how short these shower scenes are. If you’re lucky, you get to see a flash of nipple and some tush. Not so with the Taylor Steele shower video playing Saturday. Taylor takes a soapy shower that lasts for almost 15 dripping minutes. Sometimes the simple things are the best. I’ve posted a screencap from the video because there’s no photo set. I’m not a Canadian, but after Taylor debuted on SCORELAND on September 19, 2009, I can now say I’m proud that we share a border with this great country. My only question is, are there any more like Taylor back home in Toronto, eh?

And then Sunday in SCORE Theater, Rachel Love stars in a pizza delivery video that may sound cheesy, but once Rachel leaves the room to get the money and returns just wearing a bra and panties, you figure that the only pie that’s gonna get eaten will be hers. I’ve always been a big fan of Rachel’s. She’s dropped out of The Big Show several times since the mid-’90s, but she always comes back every few years and is always a busty little hottie. This video was shot P.O.V., so we don’t have to see the guy’s stinking face. I guess the SCORE studio shared my opinion of Miss Love since they cast her in a big feature movie in 2009, Mamazon. She deserved it.

Yes, it's a cheesy, crusty theme but I'll watch anything with Rachel Love.

Yes, it's a cheesy, crusty theme but I'll watch anything with Rachel Love.

Karla James: never enough!

Karla James: never enough!

Today, Karla James appears in the third pictorial of her SCORELAND Special. The buzz about her is intense, and rightly so. Not just by the members but by anyone who’s seen even one photo. This week, Karla is dressed to kill in a tight skirt and a low-cut top that displays her 34Gs like a frame showcases a work of art. Karla says she loves to dance and loves dancing movies. Hopefully in the near future, we’ll get to see some of Karla’s dancing skills. Me, I could watch girls just dance and shower all day. And eat pizza. And drink some cherry wine…uh-huh.

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Rating: 4.8/5

The weekend SCORE board will uplift you

February 13, 2010 by Elliot James 3 Comments

SCORELAND has yet another great weekend ahead with a well-rounded offering of the very finest in beautiful, busty babes. First up is the gorgeous Brit Karla James in her second of five pictorials, this time with her bountiful bon-bons spilling out of her red bikini. Hey, it’s Valentine time!  Karla was made for bikinis, beautiful beaches and sunny days.

How do you spell beautiful bikini body? K.a.r.l.a   J.a.m.e.s

How do you spell beautiful bikini body? K.a.r.l.a J.a.m.e.s

Today, Camelia (Sex In The Titties) Davis stars in a very hot, breast-packed video with mucho boob bouncing, shaking and swinging. If you loved Camelia in her most recent SCORELAND video Sweatin’ To The Boobies, you’ll love her even more in Tittie Knockin’.

Don't miss Camelia Davis' first SCORELAND guy-girl video!

Don't miss Camelia Davis' first SCORELAND guy-girl video!

And Sunday, Valentine’s Day, is the perfect day to schedule Jenna Valentine’s pictorial and video, a topless, tittie-bouncing interview with Maria. After seeing this video, we gotta say that Jenna deserves her own TV show.

Like Dave always says, prepare to fall in love…three times! That’s a lot of arrows to pull out of your asscheeks!

It's Jenna Valentine time on SCORELAND.

It's Jenna Valentine time on SCORELAND.

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Rating: 4.8/5