Melonie Maxx and Contessa Rose get a grip on things this weekend at SCORELAND in two nut-busting pictorials and matching videos. Melonie gives regular Kevin a hard way to go, as you’ll see, but he didn’t complain. Melonie said something during an interview with Maria that initially scared the hell out of us.
Contessa Rose could use a hand.
“I actually thought about getting a reduction at one point in my life,” she revealed. “But then I decided not to. I didn’t want to lose sensitivity. And I figured that they give me an edge. So I am going to keep them.”
Now those are the kind of words we want to hear in general. Thankfully, Melonie never got a reduction or the course of history would have been transformed for the worst. Now we can continue to enjoy Melonie’s beauteous bounties, and I can sleep soundly without bad dreams.
Contessa plays the alto saxophone back home in Georgia, which explains why she’s so talented in this video. She’s been a big hit with redhead lovers since her first vids and pictures last year. One of my favorites is a bellydancing lesson she gave to Eva Notty when they were making Boob Science. And I gotta say that while I’m a tit-man, Contessa’s legs and ass drive me fucking nuts. Her XXX video this weekend is P.O.V., putting you in the driver’s seat. I don’t know what percentage of you love point-of-view action, but, for me, I can happily live without man-face.
Enjoy the weekend and these two stacked foxes because Monday comes fast!
Better pop some lecithin and zinc pills. You'll need 'em.
Have you ever seen Mianna Thomas wash a car? Well, you will now. And she does it in a tight, white tank-dress. Mianna has more curves than the Grand Prix and no brakes.
Because no one can ever get enough of Euro-star Natalie Fiore (who really should move to America and get U.S. citizenship), she’s back in the September ’10 Voluptuous with a matching video, “Natalie’s Standout Nipples.” They sure do standout.
And dirty talking Daylene Rio dresses like a hot coed-stripper to suck, tit-fuck and ride the man-pole in “this-is-your-cock” point-of-view video action. Daylene, a nude lapdancer at the Hawaii Theater in the City of Industry, California, says, “The dance isn’t over until the guy pops in his pants.” Words to make a man fall in love.
A couple of years ago, I was reading a study by two Belgian psychology researchers. The bottom line is that staring at busty, attractive women basically lowers the male IQ to about the level of a Big Mac with cheese. It’s worth it, I tell ya. But I already knew this. Those psychologists could have saved their funds for something else. Like a SCORELAND membership. Now that would be an intelligent decision.
And now the long-awaited follow-up to the first Cherry Brady interview video that we originally broadcast on SCORELAND in November, 2002. I remember it like it was yesterday. Part interview, part clothing and bra show, it was like sitting inside a dressing room in a store’s women’s clothing department, and it set the pace for all the videotaped interviews that followed.
“I always thought it might be some big, seedy porn industry thing, and it’s so not like that,” Cherry said in that interview about her first time modeling for a men’s mag company. (I know the public misperception myself, having seen many well-researched TJ Hooker and Charlie’s Angels episodes.)
Cherry was a V-Mag subscriber (and still is), but she didn’t know what to expect at first. “You guys are the sweetest, most respectful people I’ve ever met,” she said. “I can’t believe it, so I’m just thrilled. You guys made it great.” It’s still one of the best interviews we’ve ever done. Everything clicked. It was all Cherry.
This time, it’s Maria’s turn to interview Cherry Brady, an event she had awaited patiently for a long time.
I haven’t seen it yet. I’ll be watching it at home with all of you this Sunday.
Mamazon The Movie swings to its cliffhanging conclusion tomorrow with Chapter Six, “Daylene’s Lust For Fertility.” Smokin’ hot Daylene Rio is the high-priestess of the Mamazons. While Queen Alexis Silver and Shyla Shy are jumping one of the explorers, Daylene has chased down the runaway James. She hasn’t had the magic mojo cream squirted on her tits like the others have, but Daylene is interested. Question is, what are the Mamazons gonna do for push-push-in-the-bush if they wipe the invaders out? Find out in the explosive climax. It’ll be Mamazon fever in North America this weekend when the two-disc DVD arrives at your favorite video store.
Fine for the office in our opinion.
Taylor Steele on video is a beautiful event.
No cock escapes busty Daylene’s grip.
Daylene Rio: High Priestess.
From one tropical paradise to another, point your mouse to the awesome Taylor Steele in a first-run SCORE Theater video that leaves no bra hooked. You can thank us and Taylor on Monday. Plus, Taylor’s September ’10 SCORE pictorial shows you what the perfect office supervisor wears in Toronto. Today isn’t Taylor’s birthday, but it should be! Celebrate it anyway!
Here’s a video recap of Mamazon Chapter Five. Pretty action packed, ain’t it?
I’m talking, of course, about fucking (or tit-fucking, in the case of Crystal, Morgan, Karina and Cindy) on-camera, and the reason I’m lumping in Kaytee with the rest of these girls is because I have a feeling her first boy-girl, which appeared in the September ’10 issue of SCORE and is now online at SCORELAND, might be her only one. Ever. Seriously.
I say that because some girls do their first hardcore scene because they want to get their feet wet before diving all the way in, some girls do their first hardcore scene and decide it’s not for them and some girls do their first hardcore scene because it’s something they’ve always wanted to do…once. Kaytee, I think, falls into the third category.
Her partner in the scene isn’t one of our studio studs. He’s a friend of Kaytee’s. Not a boyfriend. A friend. He’s the one who turned her on to SCORE, and he was rewarded with a finder’s fee from us and some on-camera mouth, tits and pussy from Kaytee. Hey, the girl’s a great find, one of the best of 2010. He deserves it.
“I decided that if I was going to do a boy-girl scene, it would be with someone I was very comfortable with,” Kaytee said. “And who would I be more comfortable and secure with than the person who told me about SCORE?”
There’s no video version of this scene. Stills only. Check them out right now at SCORELAND. Treasure them. Am I 100% sure that Kaytee’s first scene will be her last? No. But I will tell you this: Kaytee could have fucked in the recently-released DVD More To Fuck, but she chose to eat Destiny Rose’s pussy instead. Which turned out pretty nicely, if you ask me. It’s one of the hottest girl-girl scenes we’ve ever shot.
I’ll also remind you of this: Lorna Morgan, Kerry Marie, Ines Cudna, Nicole Peters, Sharday, Kelly Kay and many of our other favorites have never fucked on camera. So you gotta take what you get when it’s given to you. And jack to it.
Chapter Five of Mamazon this weekend on SCORELAND.
In Chapter Five of Mamazon The Movie on SCORELAND, the hapless jungle raiders find themselves in deep poop. This poor boob is slated to be part of a Mamazon sex ritual that officially initiates Shyla Shy into the tribe. After swigging a mind-numbing brew cooked up by resident witch doctor Daylene Rio that turns him into a sex-zombie, the anal-loving Queen Alexis and Shyla help themselves to his cock. Meanwhile, James has bolted the village with Daylene in hot pursuit, a big spear in her hand. Some days it doesn’t pay to get out of bed…
Daylene Rio: aqua-maid.
I’m happy to say that besides Mamazon, it’s also a Natalie Fiore weekend, with a SCORE pictorial today and her matching video, How To Stiffen Nipples, this Sunday. I hadn’t seen the video until the other day, just the photo set, and when I saw the finished video, I nearly fell out of my chair. (It’s a good thing it comes with a seat belt for moments like this.) Natalie looks ready to explode out of her bra when the video opens. Women alway look bustier on video than in photos for technical reasons and the boob-shelf that this bra created still has me punchy. Natalie could serve breakfast on it. Of course, I was aching for her to remove it too. Natalie is great as usual in this video and I love how she chats. Sexy chit-chat adds a very important dimension to a solo video; vital, in my opinion. She’s one of the very best at eargasmic talents.
Natalie: #6 on SCORELAND's Best of the Decade chart.
Dave has posted a great three-part BLOG this weekend about Angelina Castro so don’t miss all three days. Angelina’s new XXX video will be posting soon on SCORELAND.
And if you’re not in the USA, you’ve still got the hooters. Mamazon The Movie rumbles in the jungle with Chapter 4 Kali’s Caged Sex as sexy Kali West learns how the male of the species operates when she serves one of the captives a banana for lunch and he repays the favor with his own banana. Meanwhile, the other Mamazons are plotting big trouble for the invaders of their secret village. I pity the fools.
Lillian Faye checks out the beach with the SCORE crew in Extreme Bikini Time, a SCORE Theater video. Let’s hope what you’ll see doesn’t become an ocean of crude oil this summer. I like oil on boobs but not that much!
Lillian cums with an ocean view.
Trinity's heavy hangers are just what the doctor ordered.
You met new discovery Trinity Michaels in a previous BLOG video. Now check out her first pictorials. Trinity (August ’10 V-Mag) photographs like a dream and I am positive she will be a new fave of many V-Men. I hope she decides to try modeling for at least a few years. It’s all new to Trinity so she’s looking forward to the feedback.
Laurella is another new Voluptuous arrival. She’s from titty city Prague, land of beer and big boobs. Why is Prague such a hub for busty girls? Is it the beer? The sausages? Or maybe the Czechs and the other eastern Europeans simply have the boob gene. I don’t know. Laurella reminds me of another Czech that regulars will remember well, Bozena.
Another new super-busty brunette. How lucky can you get?
Tatiana Blair is interviewed by Maria and Allie in a rare double header. She’s cute, she’s pretty, she’s adorable. And, oh yeah, Tatiana’s bra is loaded.
Tatiana tells all on SCORELAND.
If you have a membership to SCOREVideos.com, the Janet Jade video Won’t You Take Me To Funkytown? is having its world premiere showing. I especially like this video because Janet go-go dances in the opening sequence, something I always love to see. Janet is a dancer back home in Detroit and she can bust a move with the best of ’em. Remember the Fly Girls from In Living Color or the Solid Gold dancers? Janet’s just as talented and even sexier. Don’t forget the popcorn and beer.
Janet tears it up at SCOREVideos.com
Have a relaxing, boobadelic weekend and keep SCORING.
Chapter 3 of Mamazon The Movie: Rachel Love takes on two guys!
Frying in the sun has its limitations. That’s where SCORELANDcomes in. Cool off and heat up with this weekend’s hot babes doing what they do best. Mamazon The Movie continues the cliffhanging with Chapter 3 and tough-girl Rachel Love learning the jungle boogie from two of her prisoners. If Queen Alexis Silver finds out, there’s gonna be hell to pay.
Morgan Leigh is a Busty Swinger in a matching video and photo set. Not exactly a swinger. Kind of a swinger. See slim-n-stacked cutie Morgan swing, play and tit-chat hotter than a $4.95-a-minute phone sex operator.
Bikini time for shapely Kaytee!
Morgan Leigh: Busty Swinger
Kaytee Carter shows off the kind of bikini she wears at home by her pool. That’s the kind of swimsuit that gets guys at the beach whipping out their cell phone cameras!
Annina stuffs those world cups in a teeny bikini.
And Annina wears an extreme swimsuit that ‘s not easy to figure out. It ties here, loops there and ultimately makes her a sexy, wrapped package. Over in Germany, Annina is making public appearances rooting for her home boys in the World Cup. The German team won on Wednesday, so Annina must be creaming in her jeans.
I’m not into all the craziness. The appeal of farked-up weirdness goes way past me. I don’t like to see bukkakes. And I also feel sorry for the janitor afterwards. Gang bangs? It’s mainly a man show with all the subtlety of a wrecking ball. There’s plenty more wacked-out fringe stuff that I won’t even bother writing about. All I can say is, to each his own and good luck.
But Natalie Fiore simply unpeeling a banana and putting it in her mouth? A-ha! That I can watch over and over. Maria wrote two BLOG entries this week, one about fruit play, the other about the greatness of Natalie Fiore. As it turns out by chance (or maybe Maria has precognition), just in time for this Sunday’s SCORE Theater video is Foodie Time With Natalie Fiore. Just give me the simple pleasures in life and I’m content. Natalie coming back from a trip to the grocery store and saying “Teeets” in her sexy accent is all I really need. Pouring honey on her beautiful areolae and licking it off? Lip-smackin’ good. Like I commented, Natalie could turn a breast-man into an Iron Cock Chef in less than two minutes. Check out these vidcaps. (Her scene is video only.)
It's always PMS time with The Mamazons.
Also this weekend, Chapter Two of Mamazon The Movie starts today. In this episode, the bad-ass Mamazons, led by badder-ass queen Alexis Silver, examine one of their captives and his Johnson before throwing him back into their jungle jail. But on the way back to the lock-up, stacked warrior guard Alia Janine decides to find out what a man has to offer her so she jumps the hapless Hugo. It’s just the beginning of the male invasion and penetration of the Mamazons’ society and way of life. How you gonna keep ’em down on the farm after they’ve seen pee-pee?
Christy takes no prisoners.
And then there’s Christy Marks, a girl who can make a guy blast off just by sucking his finger and staring into his eyes. That’s already posted in a 69 (what else?) image pictorial.
Enjoy it all because it’ll be Monday before ya know it!
The 13th annual all-naturals issue (September ’10) has now hit stores worldwide in countries where freedom rings. I feel the pain of boob-men in Iran, China and Cuba. (There have been rumors that North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-il has inquired about the possibility of a Korean-language edition.) The magnificent Karla James is this month’s cover star, and her layout includes a show-and-tell interview. This special edition is almost an On Location Grand Bahama reunion with pictorials of lush ladies Taylor Steele, Arianna Sinn, Jenna Valentine, Natalie Fiore, Sophie Mae, Terry Nova, Kaytee Carter (XXX) and Shione Cooper (XXX), plus a photo spread of the top 10 naturals of 2000-2009. What a lineup! The ink’s still damp and already the emails have been coming in. If you can’t get off your happy seat and get to your local mag stand, a few clicks will connect you to our eBoobStore. Either way, you don’t want to miss this issue. What do I like best about magazines? If the electricity goes out, all you need is a flashlight and you’re back in business.
Karla James leads the September A-Team of SCORE Girls.