Got your attention? Thought so. The words are from German slut (and I use the word with all admiration) Annina, who’s one of the main attractions at SCORELAND these days. Why? Because this little nymph with the tiny body and giant tits is taking on Shane Diesel’s giant cock in exclusive photos and videos.
Now, you know that movie Weird Science ? Well, if you could create the perfect woman, she’d look and sound like Annina. She’d say things like:
“I like sex with more than one guy. I love double penetration. I love to blow.”
“I like when men cum on my tits, but it is best after they have fucked my pussy or my ass.”
“I had men in my mouth, ass and pussy at all times, and these 10 men were just watching us.”
You get the impression that if you were going out on a date with Annina and told her you were taking her out to a restaurant, she’d say, “Why? Let’s just fuck!” If you tried to buy her jewelry, she’d say, “It is beautiful, but I would much rather have your cock in my ass.”
There are other women like this. The trick, of course, is to find them. Which is something we at SCORELAND seem to have a gift for.
I’m really excited to announce (or leak early without permission, depending on who you’re talking to) that Renee Ross is making her debut in the October 2009 issue of Voluptuous. She’s the covergirl, too, and the issue officialy goes on sale July 28th. Renee looks so HOT! I am sure you will want to get your hands on this issue because it’s the first of many featuring this J-cup phenomenon. It’s sure to be a collector’s item because Renee has all the makings (tits, face, etc.) of a superstar.
A little background info: Renee is a naughty nurse from Virginia. She’s five-feet, five-inches tall, packs those cans into a 40J-cup bra, measures 48-32-40 and lists her hobbies as “shopping, sleeping and masturbating with my silver bullet.”
Renee stars in her own video called Tits Tits Tits! Guys, this video has some serious boob-play action (I’ll try to post a clip soon). You can grab your copy at eBoobStore.com.
Today on SCORELAND, Cassandra Calogera sucks and fucks…something that never would have happened if she hadn’t dumped her boyfriend.
Listen, if I’ve seen it once, I’ve seen it a hundred times: Boyfriends keep models from doing the things they really want to do (like have sex with strangers on camera). Wanna fuck up a perfectly good model? Give her a boyfriend.
Christy Marks, who interviews Cassandra in this fascinating video, doesn’t have a boyfriend, and she took on Ramon’s giant cock in one video and got ass-fucked in another. Cassandra told her jealous boyfriend to hit the road, and now she’s fucking in movies like Stacked Street Sluts and SCORE POV.
So, if a SCORE Girl ever comes up to you and says, “I want you to be my boyfriend,” the proper response is, “Sorry, babe. I’d love to, but I have my fellow SCORE Men to think about.” Thank you.
Persia Monir, who Dave blogged about on July 20, is visiting the SCORE studio next week. We both think she’s one of the hottest big-boobed MILFs we’ve ever seen. Fifty must be the new 35. MILFs seem to be hot even in the mainstream. I could definitely picture a reality TV show about Persia. By total coincidence, a hardcore photo set and video of Persia is running this weekend on SCORELAND.
In the prime time and lovin' every minute.
Dave and I go to a local burger joint for lunch on Wednesdays. We spend half our time looking at our food and the other half checking out the often impressive parade of hotly dressed MILFs walking around. They must either work in the area or just live nearby, and they apparently like the place. Tight, low-cut tops, tight jeans or skirts, high heels…it’s like a fashion show. Of course, if they’re with an Incredible Hulk, we avoid staring too long. This place is self-service, so everyone walks back and forth for whatever they need, and that’s the beauty of it. I daydreamed about seeing Persia walk in one day, but she doesn’t live anywhere near the place, so it’s unlikely she would ever have lunch here. But I have seen birds of her feather.
I’ll keep eating there. Maybe we’ll find another busty MILF like Persia who’s ready to model. But that won’t be easy. Persia is definitely up there in the MILF boob chain.
Hi everyone! Guess what I’ve got for you today? More new boobs! (It would be a violation of boob law if I didn’t share them with you, so here they are.) These tits belong to Ohio-born Destiny Rose, a new babe who’s coming soon to SCORELAND. She’s a redhead, and I don’t know about you guys, but I have a special place in my heart for redheads with nice knockers. (I attribute my love of top-heavy carrot tops to my fascination with Ginger from Gilligan’s Island. I always wanted to see her topless.) So what happens within a minute of chatting with this naughty, little ginger? She’s doing naked jumping jacks, that’s what! This is the kind of exercise I love! (Especially since I don’t have to break a sweat and I get to see tits going up and down, up and down!) Enjoy this corn-fed cutie! I’ll bring you more of her soon.
There’s been a lot going on at SCORELAND this summer. So many fantastic girls. In June, our staff returned from Prague with the fresh faces and boobs of Sophie Mae (a blonde natural with pillowy boobs and wide areolae), Alexa (a classic slim-n-stacked SCORE Girl) and Jane (who loves to eat cock). Then, a full month of stunning Eva Notty, who was a Naughty Neighbors model five years ago and is now a SCORE Girl.
Karina Hart shows off two of her most prized possessions.
Christy Marks, just hanging around after winning Model of the Year.
We saw uber-busty German sex star Annina taking on the monster tool of Shane Diesel. Super-horny Angel Gee’s first hardcore. Black ‘n’ stacked (and that’s an understatement) newcomer Mianna Thomas destroying a top. If August is as much fun as July and June, I won’t be getting much sleep again.
There have been other major events. Karina Hart won SCORE and Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year. Christy Marks won SCORE and Voluptuous Model of the Year. We kinda knew that they’d win. Some guys have written in saying that we could be influencing the voting with our praises in the editorial text (called “cheesecake” in the publishing biz). But those two would have swept the voting even if they had just worn potato sacks all year. Destiny, fate, kismet, whatever it’s called, some events are meant to happen. They’re sweet girls and they deserved it.
I’d like to tell you a little something about how things work around here at SCORELAND. I mean on the inside. Each morning, I sit down at my desk, start up my computer, and within minutes, the phone rings. The studio manager is on the line, and she’ll say something like, “Do you want to come in and see the girl we’re shooting?” Of course, the answer is always yes.
When I walk into the studio, the studio manager (that’s Tushna) has the new girl show me her body: front, side and rear. The idea, of course, is to see if the girl in real life looks anything like her test shots. And usually, it amounts to little more than the girl taking off her robe and doing a quick spin. Still, not a bad way to start the day.
Inside Anika, inside SCORELAND.
But Persia, the 50-year-old DD-cupper who returns to SCORELAND on Wednesday, is different. Because when she was asked to show me her tits, she squeezed them together and stuffed them in my face. When she was asked to show me her ass, she bent over, spread her legs and ass cheeks and gave her ass a good slap. Nine in the morning, and already I was hard.
Two MILFs are coming to SCORELAND this week. In addition to Persia on Wednesday, we have 30something Anika Anderson fucking and sucking a real cock today…because she wants it.
And Persia? Check out this clip from the new DVD 50 Plus MILFs and tell me if there’s a 20something stripper in the world who does a hotter pole dance than her.