Categories for New at Scoreland

What your new girlfriend looks like

September 19, 2009 by Dave 11 Comments

This is Taylor Steele. She’s playing now on SCORELAND to kick off the week-long “Boob Quest” special. She’s new. She’s Canadian. She has G-cup tits. They’re natural. So is she. And she’s very excited about being on SCORELAND. On her model info sheet under “Occupation,” Taylor put, “SCORE Model!!! :)” Oh, and her hobby is having sex. What a coincidence! It’s ours, too.

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Rating: 4.6/5

Introducing the SCORE postage stamp

September 18, 2009 by Dave 21 Comments

Top100_Matrix

Actually, it’s not a postage stamp (although it would make a damn good one). It’s not a poster (although, come to think of it, maybe it should be). It’s a matrix. No, not a Keanu Reaves matrix (bad acting isn’t allowed on SCORELAND). Click on it and you’ll see. It’s a matrix of SCORE and V-Mag’s top 100 big-boob models who debuted in the issues dated from January 2000 to Holiday 2009. Yes, the decade is coming to an end, and we’re asking SCORELAND members to help us celebrate.

Starting September 24 and day by day for 99 days, we’ll ask members to vote on which girl should fill each spot, one by one, beginning with No. 100 and culminating with the No. 1 Model of the Decade, to be announced on January 1, 2010. So, on September 24, you’ll vote on who should be No. 100. On September 23, you’ll vote on who should be No. 99. It’s kind of a Survivor-type thing where people get voted off the island, although in this case, even being model No. 100 is impressive considering the thousands of girls who have debuted in SCORE and Voluptuous over the past 10 years.

We’re posting the matrix now in the member’s area of SCORELAND so you can start doing your homework. Yeah, this is a members-only thing. You know what they say…membership has its privileges. And let’s face it, how often do you get to make history and jack at the same time?

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Rating: 4.3/5

What is Boob Quest?

September 17, 2009 by Elliot James 19 Comments
Who does this rack belong to?

Who does this rack belong to?

A rack that's Taylor-made for SCORE!

A rack that's Taylor-made for SCORE!

We'll go anywhere to bring you fresh tits!

We'll go anywhere to bring you fresh tits!

Searching for busty, sexy women can be boom or bust for your SCORELAND seekers. Finding big tits is no joke. This weekend, SCORELAND begins a massive super-special called “Boob Quest.” SCORE and Voluptuous photographer Jose is sent to Canada to photograph and videograph (is that a word?) a natural newcomer. But one thing happens after another, and before he knows it, a one-model, two-day trip is expanding and expanding! Where will Jose’s quest take him? What countries will he visit? What big-titted beauties will he bring back for SCORELAND members? Find out starting Friday, September 18!

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Rating: 4.4/5

Couch coochin’ with Kristy Klenot

September 12, 2009 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts
Kristy Klenot's at far left next to Christy Marks, Terry Nova, Melissa Mandlikova, Jasmine Black and Karina Hart

Kristy Klenot's at far left next to Christy Marks, Terry Nova, Melissa Mandlikova, Jasmine Black and Karina Hart

A girl who can loosen your load.

A girl who can loosen your load.

Kristy Klenot joined us for a super-shoot outside Budapest last year called Hungary For Hooters. A perky, bouncy little number, Kristy speaks Czech, English and German.

Kristy was a big help translating for many of the Czech girls who spoke very little English, like Terry Nova and Melissa Mandlikova. Maria and Dave were blogging from Hungary that week while I stayed behind to guard the fort, so they were lucky enough to get to know Kristy and the other super-babes.

This weekend, we’ve got a new, hot-ass XXX video on SCORELAND with Kristy. After modeling her latest lingerie purchase, Kristy is ready to test that new couch. The girl knows that the way to a tit-man’s heart is through his groin. She’s rewarded with a solid ride from the Prague plowboy. Let’s go to the videotape to see what I mean.

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Rating: 4.3/5

Sage advice

September 9, 2009 by Elliot James 7 Comments
Ashley Sage in September '09 SCORE. See the set on SCORELAND.

Ashley Sage in September '09 SCORE. See the set on SCORELAND.

Ashley Sage Ellison is back at SCORELAND this week in a fresh set of pictures. If you’re having a bad week, she’s enough reason to cheer you up. I loved Ashley’s attitude from the start. So many big-boobed girls have a natural chip on their shoulders. A defensive force field. You even glance at their chests and they shoot you a dirty look. Forget trying to even remotely talk to them about modeling. Gee, sorry, no offense meant, but thanks for wearing that skimpy tank top at the mall that you’re not covering your cleavage up with. Let’s not even get into the booty shorts that aren’t covering your soft butt cheeks.

I've go to get one of these T-shirts!

I've go to get one of these T-shirts!

But Ashley is refreshing. She enjoys male eyeballs. I like a girl who wants me to stare at her breasts. “People ask me to take pictures with them when they see me,” Ashley says. “I’ll go out and get stared at all night. But I like that. One of the good things about having big breasts is that you get noticed. So you feel like a celebrity sometimes. Guys at clubs are always taking out their cell phone cameras.”

The world needs more Ashleys.

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Rating: 4.8/5

This week’s poll: Do you like eating pussy?

September 8, 2009 by Dave 18 Comments

Last week’s poll asked for your preferences when it comes to big-tit photos and videos. Forty-one percent want to see a D-cupper fucking; 33% would go for an E- or F-cupper who does everything but fuck; 21% want a mega-stacked babe even if she only shows her tits; and 5% want those Tour de France highlights. I suspect that an answer not offered–”mega-stacked babe fucking”–is what you all really want.

This week’s poll asks for your feelings about eating pussy. Like it? Hate it? Do it out of obligation? Let us know. We’ve been having a lot of conversation in the office about this question, trying to predict how it will turn out. Girls, if you’re out there, what’s your prediction (from personal experience) about how the voting will go?

By the way, those of you out there who don’t like eating pussy? Watching this video of G-cup newcomer Alexa getting her clam slurped might change your mind.

Sorry. “Clam slurped.” Words like that are the reason some guys don’t like eating pussy.

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Rating: 4.0/5

Bustin’ out at the strip club with Mianna Thomas

September 5, 2009 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts

Keep those scrawny, ordinary, small-chested strippers out of Club SCORE. We need ’em big, bigger, biggest. We don’t know if Mianna Thomas has any interest in being a real lap dancer, but this weekend, Club SCORE becomes the ultimate big-boob VIP room fantasy when the customer gets total service at his table and on stage in a SCORELAND 30-minute video. When Mianna (46-30-36) Thomas busts out at this strip club, she’s not kidding around. There’s enough firepower in her bra to wipe out a dozen men. Thank God Mianna uses her 34JJ boobs for good.

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Rating: 4.3/5

Tale o’ the tape with Angelina Vallem

September 2, 2009 by Elliot James 1 Comment

When the commies left town or became capitalist pigs, the newly-freed Czech Republic began to evolve into the porn center of eastern Europe. We started seeing busty Czechs when hundreds of photographers started flocking there around 1998. The Czech Republic turned out to be a big boob capital also. We found Angelina two years ago when we were preparing to create a SCORELAND special called On Location Prague. She’s a Voluptuous Girl all the way. Angelina has no shyness whatsoever. She was eager to do a boy-girl video her first time out. She even did an orgy in that special with two guys and two other girls. Everything turned out really well.

Later on, we’d often hook up with Angelina whenever the staff was back in the Czech Republic to photograph newcomers. Today, we’re publishing a fresh set of Angelina in a boy-girl XXX from August ’09 V-Mag, and tomorrow, we’re running the super-hot video version of that pictorial. These Czechs are really super-horny people, both the guys and the girls. I suspect there’s some kind of natural Viagra in Czech beer, or maybe it’s the water.

Angelina's tits were meant to provide a platform for penile placement.

Angelina's tits were meant to provide a platform for penile placement.

Angelina speaks very little English (“Hello!” is about it) but she understands sentences such as “Show me your tits.” No problem! We have translators on these road trips and make dirty hand signs. She’s a fun-loving girl and always smiling and happy-looking. “In my country, the people are very open about sex,” Angelina said. “If you travel around my country, you will see men and women outside in their underwear when it’s warm! People in America would faint or call the police if someone did that.”

In this video, Angelina wraps a tape-measure around her treasure chest. This chick is packin’.

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Rating: 4.6/5

Farrah and her 36 H-cups

September 1, 2009 by Elliot James 2 Comments
Farrah did a XXX on SCORELAND that scorched the sheets.

Farrah did a XXX on SCORELAND that scorched the sheets.

Farrah from August '09 Voluptuous.

Farrah from August '09 Voluptuous.

G.H. from Los Angeles, California writes to tell us that “I saw a new girl who really stole my heart: Farrah. Another in your discoveries of fresh, black beauties. An incredible body and a face to match. What a smile, and those eyes! Her brown skin, so smooth and firm. And, of course, her big naturals. H-cups looks like no exaggeration.”

Here’s Farrah from her August ’09 Voluptuous pictorial, just posted yesterday on SCORELAND. Farrah also did a very heated XXX pictorial and video for SCORELAND. I have to agree completely with G.H. about Farrah, except for the losing the heart part. I’ve lost my mind at times, however.

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Rating: 4.3/5

Daylene Rio’s a handy girl to have around

August 29, 2009 by Elliot James 3 Comments

Tomorrow, Sunday, SCORELAND has Daylene Rio from California taking matters into her own hands. If you don’t know who Daylene is, you’re missing out because she’s one of the hottest babes of the last two years. She’s an exotic dancer and only fairly recently went from nude modeling to full-on XXX nutbusting. Tanned, brunettte, Latina, very sexy body, pretty face, wears hot clothes all the time. A real head-turner.

In the video (and matching photos), Daylene shows off her big tits, then strokes and tit-fucks a dick to a happy ending all over her chest and hands. She and her tits inspire a mess. And while she’s doing that, she’s talking about how she likes cock between her boobs and in her hands and making eye-contact. She gives great jack chat. (The camerawork is point-of-view, my favorite style of skinamatography.) I loved it.

I feel like sending Daylene a fan letter myself after seeing it. Watch Daylene as she spends the day at the SCORE Studio. She’s a hottie! What a great neighbor she’d make.

Yes, very handy to have at home.

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Rating: 4.6/5