This weekend on SCORELAND in a 23-minute video, officer Angelina Verdi arrests a perv choking the chicken over Voluptuous magazine. After checking to make sure that the perp is not a politician or a celebrity actor subject to instant immunity from prosecution, she offers the perp several options. The last option is personal rehabilitation administered by Officer Angelina.
“Perverts like you shouldn’t be jacking off in a corner,” says the busty cop. “They should be fucking big-titted sluts like me.” Officer Angelina’s concept of hard time is different than most. With tits like she has, the words slammer and busted also take on new meaning. It’s Angelina’s first time on SCORELAND, and she acquitted herself beautifully for a rookie. Everyone’s fighting over who gets to pin the medal on her for keeping high jackers off the streets.
This is Cynthia Flowers. She’s Hungarian. She’s new. She doesn’t speak a word of English, but she sure can fuck. We shot her in Prague.
“When she showed up at our location, it was like she was selling her ass, she was dressed so slutty,” Jose, our photographer, reported. “The cab driver was hitting on her, trying to pick her up. The second I saw her, I thought, ‘This girl must really love to fuck.'”
She does, and you can see her doing it today at SCORELAND on the final day of our “Boob Quest” special.
By the way, voting continues at SCORELAND in the “Best of the Decade.” Today, we’re voting on who’s the 99th-best newcomer of the decade. Ginormous-boobed Keisha Evans came in at No. 100. I didn’t vote for her. The girl I voted for at 100 I voted for again at 99. I took a look at the voting figures from from Day 1, and Crystal Gunns and Karina Hart got a vote each. I’m going to assume that the person who voted for them didn’t understand how the voting works. Although maybe I’m wrong. If you’re out there in Blog Land, show yourself!
I love it when I walk into the studio and I hear my favorite words:
“Maria, there is a new V-Mag model in here today.”
Every time I hear those words, it’s like Christmas! Why? Because I know that a.) I’m gonna get to see boobs I’ve never seen before! (YAY!) and b.) You are going to get to see boobs that you have never seen before. (Double YAY!)
Well, this was one of those new tits days!
This fresh pair of tits belongs to the lovely and stacked Anna Kay, a super-hottie from Indiana. Not only is Anna a cutie, but she is also a sweetie. After a long day of filming XXX video (Her first time doing boy/girl, just FYI…), Anna took the time to let us get to know her a bit and to show us her rack! (Her tits are AMAZING!)
You can see more of Anna in the upcoming Holiday ’09 issue of V-Mag (With a very-revealing interview, too!), but until then, check her out here compliments of me, your fellow boob-lovin’ editor.
How great are the girls of SCORELAND? So great that this very nice pair belongs to the girl who I thought was the 100th best newcomer of the decade.
Voting in the “Best of the Decade” top 100 models contest opened at midnight last night in the members area of SCORELAND. For the next 99 days, we’ll be counting down from No. 100 to No. 1. Who will be voted the 100th best SCORE/Voluptuous newcomer of the decade? I wish I knew.
Just to clear a few things up before you head over to the voting booth:
1. The contest is restricted to models who made their debuts in SCORE and/or Voluptuous between the January 2000 issue and the Holiday 2009 issue. That’s why no Linsey, no Lorna, no Wendy Whoppers, all of whom were models of the ’90s.
2. Each day’s voting period lasts 24 hours, opening at midnight and closing at midnight the next day.
3. You may vote once each day, every day. Once you vote during a particular voting period, you may not vote again that day.
4. An example: Today, we’re picking the 100th best model of the decade. You’ll vote for the model you think is 100th best out of the 100 girls in the competition. So, on the day we’re deciding No. 74, don’t vote for the girl who you think is No. 1! Vote for the girl you think is No. 74.
5. Each day at 12:01 a.m., we’ll announce the previous day’s result in the “Best of the Decade” matrix on SCORELAND.
Any questions? Ask! By the way, being 100th is something to be proud of, considering that nearly 800 models made their debuts during this decade.
I voted. I know who I want for Nos. 1, 2 and 3, too. I’m just not telling. By the way, I don’t think my picks will win.–Dave
The story behind “Boob Quest,” this week’s super-special at SCORELAND, is that we originally planned to go to Toronto, Canada for two days and shoot Taylor Steele. But one thing happened after another, and when all was said and done, a two-day/one-girl trip turned into nine days/four girls. When you see this video of Arianna Sinn, you’ll understand why we had our studio staff hop on a plane and get to Prague as quickly as possible.
For the record, Arianna is just a shade over five-feet tall, weighs 118 pounds, measures 41-26-34 and has G-cup tits. She’s from Bucharest, Romania. And she’s debuting on SCORELAND today. We think we’ve found a star.
Taylor Steele, who’s already getting rave reviews, is part of this week’s “Boob Quest” special on SCORELAND. She’s new, she’s busty, she’s natural, she’s obviously cute as hell. Another great, brand-new girl will be introduced today. More on her later.
Meanwhile, this week’s poll is about cock size. Not your cock. Porn-stud cock. Unless you’re a porn stud, in which case, congratulations.
Taylor Stevens returns to SCORELAND today on Day 3 of “Boob Quest,” looking a lot different from how we saw her the last time she appeared in 2005. Already, her return has generated some controversy, so we’re gonna have a one day poll: Which Taylor do you like better, Taylor circa 2005 (left) or Taylor as she looks now (right)? Answer in the poll section to the right. Comment below.
Taylor has dropped a lot of weight over the past four years, and her new look is definitely very SCORE Girl. Her old look, of course, was very XL Girl or V-Girl. The new Taylor has brand-new photos and an interview today on SCORELAND.
Last week’s poll asked, “In a big-tit hardcore video, where should the guy cum?” Not surprisingly, the winner was “on her tits” with 49%. The surprise was that “in her mouth” came in second at 17%. “On her face” was third at 16%, followed by “in her pussy” at 14% and “on her ass” at 4%. I thought “in her pussy”–the ol’ cream pie–would come in second. So that shows what I know.
This is Taylor Steele. She’s playing now on SCORELAND to kick off the week-long “Boob Quest” special. She’s new. She’s Canadian. She has G-cup tits. They’re natural. So is she. And she’s very excited about being on SCORELAND. On her model info sheet under “Occupation,” Taylor put, “SCORE Model!!! :)” Oh, and her hobby is having sex. What a coincidence! It’s ours, too.
Actually, it’s not a postage stamp (although it would make a damn good one). It’s not a poster (although, come to think of it, maybe it should be). It’s a matrix. No, not a Keanu Reaves matrix (bad acting isn’t allowed on SCORELAND). Click on it and you’ll see. It’s a matrix of SCORE and V-Mag’s top 100 big-boob models who debuted in the issues dated from January 2000 to Holiday 2009. Yes, the decade is coming to an end, and we’re asking SCORELAND members to help us celebrate.
Starting September 24 and day by day for 99 days, we’ll ask members to vote on which girl should fill each spot, one by one, beginning with No. 100 and culminating with the No. 1 Model of the Decade, to be announced on January 1, 2010. So, on September 24, you’ll vote on who should be No. 100. On September 23, you’ll vote on who should be No. 99. It’s kind of a Survivor-type thing where people get voted off the island, although in this case, even being model No. 100 is impressive considering the thousands of girls who have debuted in SCORE and Voluptuous over the past 10 years.
We’re posting the matrix now in the member’s area of SCORELAND so you can start doing your homework. Yeah, this is a members-only thing. You know what they say…membership has its privileges. And let’s face it, how often do you get to make history and jack at the same time?
Searching for busty, sexy women can be boom or bust for your SCORELAND seekers. Finding big tits is no joke. This weekend, SCORELAND begins a massive super-special called “Boob Quest.” SCORE and Voluptuous photographer Jose is sent to Canada to photograph and videograph (is that a word?) a natural newcomer. But one thing happens after another, and before he knows it, a one-model, two-day trip is expanding and expanding! Where will Jose’s quest take him? What countries will he visit? What big-titted beauties will he bring back for SCORELAND members? Find out starting Friday, September 18!