Okay, so sometimes I do things I am not supposed to.
I can’t help it.
When the “they” in charge tell me, “Maria you can’t do this and that,” and, “Maria, you absolutely cannot post this and that,” all I hear is, “Maria, we are challenging you to break the rules,” and, “Maria, we triple-dog dare you to attempt to do this. DO IT! DO IT!”
I’m bad. I’m so, so bad. It’s an innate thing. I can’t change it.
That is why when a very-pregnant Kali West was in our studios and they told me, “You most-certainly CANNOT go in there and film her preggo and going at it for the blog,” that is exactly what I did.
I grabbed my video camera, walked into the studio and shot it.
Then I ran, ran like hell and threw this tape at Lester our video editor and told him this was our little secret.
He edited it, and I have sat on it for a few months, patiently waiting for the right time to post it. (You have to time your law-breaking the right way. If you jump the gun, chances are that gun will come back and shoot you in the ass!)
But I figured since Kali is now up on SCORELAND doing a Tits & Tugs scene, this would be the opportune time to give you guys this footage. Sorry it’s dark and grainy. I couldn’t exactly ask them to light it for me, now could I? And I was afraid that if I got closer, that I would have interrupted the shoot and then there would have been hell to pay.
Regardless, here are some interesting deets for you guys.
Kali was four months preggo when she shot Mamazon.
Kali was eight-months during this clam diddling video.
You should, if you get a chance, check out Kali’s tug scene. But for now, enjoy this secret footage that’s not, so, um, secret anymore. lol Come what may, I am always glad to break the law for you guys. 🙂
There’s a whole lotta sweatermeat jiggling this weekend at SCORELAND, starting today with Isis Haze and her busty car wash show. Isis has the answer to the auto industry woes…if only they would listen.
Kali throws a POV hand party.
Eight months knocked-up, Kali West shows how handy she is at cum extraction in Tits & Tugs. That’s going up Saturday.
You met Jayden Prescott when she arrived at The SCORE Studio and chatted in a blog video with Dave. Now Jayden’s first photo shoot is ready to roll in “New Discovery” on Sunday.
Jayden's first time!
Breastnosis: The research continues.
Our research into the mysteries of breastnosis continues with Cynthia Flowers in “Boob Hypnosis,” posting Sunday in our Hardcore Special section. Cynthia’s major bazonkas turn us into real suckers. Stare at them and she’s got you.
Today, SCORELAND is happy to present Anna Kay’s first photo shoot from the Holiday ’09 Voluptuous PLUS a matching video! We’re pumped about it and think you will be too. Anna’s a magnificent new discovery. Here’s an excerpt from an interview Anna did with V-Mag editor Maria.
V-MAG: Now, we are sure that you are going to have plenty of fans once they see how beautiful you are. What’s your advice to guys who’ll approach you after seeing you in V-Mag?
ANNA KAY: I think it would be to just be gentlemen. Treat me with respect. I respond to that.
V-MAG: What if they wanted to take you out on a date?
ANNA KAY: I like dinner dates. I love seafood. A guy could take me to eat some good crab legs and I love that.
V-MAG: I hope you guys take note of that! Ask her to a seafood dinner!
ANNA KAY: Oh, especially Spondivits in Atlanta. I love that place.
(Copies of Anna’s Voluptuous mag debut are in stock at eBoobStore)
How’s it hangin’, boob lovers? I am back with NEW BOOBS for your VIEWING (and boner-whacking) pleasure.
(Don’t you just love new boobs? It’s like Christmas every time we get new boobies in the studio!)
These lovely jugs belong to a very hot, caramel-skinned lovely named Lady Spyce. Lady is part African-American, White and Cherokee Indian. (I mistakenly thought that she was a Latina when I first saw her, though. It’s her lovely tan skin and her amazing dark nipples that threw me off.) She is from the San Fernando Valley, California and when she is not doing adult stuff (she is a rising porn star), she goes to school and studies business. (Beauty and brains and boobs. The three B’s of babe-ness.)
By now, you should know that I love sports almost as much as I love stacked chicks and so I was pleasantly surprised when Lady turned out to be a Lakers fan. (Or so she claimed on her model questionnaire when she first arrived in our studios.) Sometimes girls say that they love sports and when I ask them about the teams that they like, or who plays on said teams, they can only name one player. (Usually the hunky one who gets all the press.) Well, Lady turned out to be quite the sports buff. In fact, after this interview, we talked about the Lakers at length and she had a lot to say. I don’t know about you guys, but I think it’s HOT when a chick is sports savvy. I mean, don’t you want to be able to take a busty babe to a game and have her enjoy it as much as you do? As a busty gal who loves sports, most of the guys I date say that my knowledge of teams and players is a turn-on.
And I must say that Lady’s tits are a turn-on, too. They are full and her areolae are nice and dark. She says she is sporting a DDD-cup, but I’m going to say that she is probably a full E-cup. And I would also like to point out that when she first gets up in this video and we see her heaving bosom practically popping out of this top…it’s pretty much perfect.
Enjoy Lady and her lush titties and stay tuned for more with this sexy West Coast babe.
What’s happening on SCORELANDthis weekend? Bunny De La Cruz’s huge hooters and tattooed rainbow pussy bring great joy. If only more girls could be as accomodating as this honey. The pride of Leeds, England, Mandy Pearl pours a pitcher of water all over her low-cut top and more. What does it mean when a girl pours cold water over her nipples? It means she cares. And Paola Rios speaks softly but carries a big stick. Plus Scarlett Rouge, Haydee Rodriguez and Contessa Rose bring nature’s bounty to the big show. It’s cold outside. They’ll keep things hot.
Stephanie Stalls is a feature dancer and new to SCORE.
Responding to last week’s Stephanie Stalls’ debut, N. writes, “Boy, what a way to end the year–one of the best SCORE pictorials ever! Stephanie Stalls is a dream chick–beautiful, lovely smile, heavenly body and dressed superbly. You’ve gotta get this babe regularly. Never mind the guy-on-gal. She’s perfect for secretary and nurse-type pictorials and clips and, of course, a bra modeling video. The bra shows for me are amongst the best SCORE features. The Crystal Gunns one and the Minka one, for example, from years ago were amazing! Can I ask for one more in particular–please do a bra modeling video (and a long one!) of Penny Porsche. God I’d kill to see that! And if she wore stockings and suspenders too–wow! Keep up the good work, chaps, and keep Stephanie on the books! All the best.”
That sexy Paraguyan SCORELAND hottie Paola Rios will be bathing, showering and shaving in exclusive videos. That’s both sharing and caring! Subtitled in English so you can hear that sweet voice talking in her native tongue.
Kentucky bra-strap snapper Slone Ryder gets an oily-to-bed breast massage by the hands of the boob masseur and gets Voluptuous Girl Slone so worked up, she gives it up. Tugging, tit-sexin’, hands-free BJs, humping and pumping and stress-busting galore.
Rubba boob. Pincha nipple. A big-titted hardcore schwingfest.
SCORE man-pleaser Candace Von goes to Boot Camp in a video salute to our Allied armed forces around the world. Her drill sargeant puts his drill to good use on this sexy fuck-bunny.
Congratulations, Christy. It’s official. After over three months of voter deliberation and a controversial “Matrix” voting system that itself led to lots of heated comments, both positive and negative, SCORELAND has its doll of the decade. Breathing heavily down her neck (figuratively speaking, that is), Karina Hart, Christy’s co-star in Busty Riding Academy, came in at #2. Christy Marks, an awesome 18 year-old, 36H-cup discovery from Pennsylvania, debuted in November ’07 SCORE. She was immediately signed as an exclusive model in the tradition of many big-bust superstar covergirls. From the very beginning, Christy hit the Top Rated Twenty page in the SCORELAND Model Directory and she never left. Now all grown up at 21 years-old this past October 13, Christy’s headspinning list of accomplishments includes a website devoted to her, two major group photo-projects in the Bahamas (Big Boob Paradise, On Location Eleuthera) and Hungary (Busty Riding Academy), a slew of R and XXX-rated DVDs and a stack of magazine credits. All this, and still the real-girl-next-door, but now the Model of the Decade. Have a happy 2010, Christy, and from all of the staff at The SCORE Group, we simply say “love ya.”
Christy proudly showed off her first cover issue in 2007, still hot off the press.
She may not smile much but her boobs look happy to us.
The morning I checked the Model of the Decade contest and there she was, popping up in all her glory, Bea Flora. Poland’s pride. The fifth most popular SCORELAND Girl since 2000. I thought she’d be fifth of the five because even though Bea’s beautiful and has a smokin’ busty body, Bea rarely smiles in her layouts, even to the extent of looking glum or unhappy, which is a misperception (I think the not smiling is a Euro-chick thing), but an ultra-serious expression tends to have a subliminal effect on the viewer. Now we are down to four and it’s up to you, SCORELANDER. Who will be voted #4 tomorrow? Nicole Peters? Christy Marks? Merilyn Sakova? Or Karina Hart?
The contest is wrapping up the way most people thought it would end, and the way things are heading, according to most of the predictors, it looks like the final two will be…yeah, you guessed ’em. We’ll know soon enough on Friday morning when the winner and #2 pop-up.
Our CEO John Fox observed the other day that out of the top ten, only two girls have done hardcore (Christy Marks and Karina Hart only in one tit-fuck and handjob scene in Busty Riding Academy which some people might not count as XXX) while Ines and Angela have only done girl-girl. And Sharday and Bea Flora barely opened their legs.
Now Christy has done a lot of XXX the past year but there is something about her that just doesn’t bring the title “porn star” to mind. She’s more the girl-next-door who loves fucking on camera. So being a big-boobed SCORE or Voluptuous porn star like Daphne Rosen or April McKenzie didn’t have much of an impact on a girl’s popularity, at least in this contest. Deduce from these facts what you will, Watson. It’s been more than interesting, considering some of the SCORELAND member poll results.
A SCORE Christmas card by The Man, Otis Sweat, from 1996!
This weekend on SCORELAND, a blonde, slim-n-stacked superhottie gets the shaft. Up the ass. A busty South American babydoll meets us in erotic city Buenos Aries. And a slim-n-stacked Seattle SCORE Girl named Lillian Faye plays with a sticky toy in the SCORE Studio.
Paola on the loose in the streets of Buenos Aries.
Paola Rios of Paraguay doesn’t speak English, but that’s no problem. Her video this weekend is subtitled in English so you can hear her sexy voice in her native tongue. “I always love to see my photos on SCORELAND,” Paola tells us. “I had so much fun when you came to meet me in Buenos Aries. It can be very difficult to find the magazine in stores in South America, so I’m happy that guys anywhere can see me on SCORELAND.”
SCORE Man E.B. says, “Paola Rios is my favorite SCORE girl currently modeling. The images of her neatly sculpting her bush drove me wild.” K.D. raved that “Paola has a great smile, a tremendous ass and big, beautifully-shaped natural breasts.”
Paola Rios brings her natural bazonkas to the show this weekend!
Shyla Stylez is one of the hottest sex toys to hit SCORE in the last two years. She’s like Pam Anderson…only hornier, hotter and smuttier. Holds nothing back. Delivers it all. When she makes an “Anal Reservation” for Sunday, Shyla can be guaranteed the best seat in the house. With a boner on it.
Shyla gets a big cock delivery in every hole this weekend.
Shyla’s got it all. At 108 luscious pounds, her 40-22-32 figure and 34DD-cups turn cocks into steel pipes everywhere she goes. Despite her name, Shyla is anything but shy. “I’m just a girl from a small town in Canada who wants to make it big in the porn world,” Shyla told us. She succeeded.
100% slim, stacked and ready for the high, hard one.
Natalie Fiore gets wet thinking about all the votes she’s been getting.
Nicole Peters’ rack provides full coverage.
Things are looking up for Anna Song in “Best of the Decade”
Sharday would be tickled pink if she won.
Christy Mark did this.
Ines Cudna looks beautiful even when she’s upside-down.
Putting in a plug for Merilyn Sakova.
Angela White shows off her Top 10 credentials.
With a big rally in the final hours, Angela White squeezed past Brandy Talore last night to earn a spot in the Final 10 in the “Best of the Decade” countdown at SCORELAND. For all the early controversy about augmented and black ‘n’ stacked models being eliminated before many of us (including me) thought they should have been eliminated, the girls who remain are pretty representative of the best new big-boobed discoveries of the decade that’s winding to a close.
Angela White: 2008 V-Mag Model of the Year. All-around cutie. Was a big hit with all the girls at the Big-Boob Paradise shoot. Loves being a SCORE and V-Girl.
Merilyn Sakova: 2005 Newcomer of the Year, 2006 SCORE Model of the Year, two-time runner-up for SCORE Model of the Year.
Sharday: 2001 Newcomer of the Year and 2002 Model of the Year in SCORE and Voluptuous. And she’s on the verge of being inducted into the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame.
Christy Marks: 2007 Newcomer of the Year, 2008 Model of the Year. Fucks a lot. Took it up the ass just for you.
Nicole Peters: 2003 SCORE and Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year, 2004 Voluptuous Model of the Year.
Karina Hart: 2008 SCORE and Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year, frontrunner for 2009 SCORE and Voluptuous Model of the Year.
Rounding out the list: Natalie Fiore, whose recent growth spurt puts her in elite company among naturals; Ines Cudna, one of the most beautiful SCORE models ever; Bea Flora, ditto; and Anna Song, a super-sexy natural who…well, yes, I’m surprised she’s hung around this long, but then again, there isn’t a girl in the competition I’d rather fuck.
When this whole thing started 90 days ago, I expected Karina, Nicole, Christy, Sharday and Merilyn to be in the final 10, so all in all, considering the long grind and the admittedly complicated voting procedure (in which you vote daily to eliminate a girl), that’s not bad.
Now remember: The rules stay the same for the final 10. Today, you’re voting on who should be No. 10, so do NOT vote for your favorite. Vote for the girl who you think should be No. 10. Same for Nos. 9, 8, 7, 6, all the way down to the Final Two showdown on December 31, when again, you’ll vote for the girl you think SHOULDN’T WIN.
Who do I think is going to win? I’m not saying. I’m also not going to say anything about recent voting trends, even though they are very interesting. When this whole thing started, the votes were spread out among 100 girls, but now they’re concentrated among only 10, and trends change by the hour. So make sure you vote every day (you must be a SCORELAND member to vote).
I do know this: Whoever wins, we’ll be proud to name her “Best of the Decade.”